As the PhoenixTron 5000 slowly descended from the rafters displaying the Uncensored content logo countdown the crowd went wild. The zero hit, the pyros exploded and the Sarasota crowd was treated to sight that they knew by heart but had never seen live. They found out quickly as the world was starting with Southern Florida that the self-proclaimed "Greatest Show on Earth' may be a bit closer to just that than they may have originally been expecting. it all just looking a little bigger, a little realer and even "DIRTY LITTLE THING" by Velvet Revolver seemed a little bit louder than it did when they saw it on the television in previous weeks. And right on cue, with the crowd going wild behind them, the camera centered on Maverick and Diablo at the broadcast table.

Diablo: What's up motherfuckers?

Maverick: You found us!

Diablo: I think all of you have found us now! We right on top and straight from the underground.

Maverick: The underground sensation!

Diablo: And we are live again with the greatest show on earth and it's in Sarasota tonight! The Manatee County Civic Center is the home of this edition of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment's Sunday night Dominance!

Maverick: the highest rated and dopest show that most of the world claims to ignore!

Diablo: Well you know people hate what they can't duplicate and we broke the fucking mold baby!

Maverick: And tonight we are breaking out of the mold of your average everyday standard match that is sweeping the nation on every other competitor's show.

Diablo: And you know that with alot of coffee...we sit through them all too. Just to make sure that we're still the best that there is out there. We watch that crap...so that you don't have to!

And then everyone's attention was diverted...

As the PhoenixTron 5000 bursts into life, JXD is seen talking with Alexandrea in the back.

Alexandrea: I hid them, they're safe.

JXD: Good, we need to keep them safe, but this needs to be kept safer.

JXD tapped on a black wooden box, then shook it slightly to check it was locked

Alexandrea: I'll keep it sealed until we're at ringside...

JXD: Ok, just so long as you do, we're all set for tonight.

JXD smirked and pulled Alexandrea onto his lap as the two began making out before the camera cut back to ringside.

My Immortal begins to pipe though the arena as the arena lights begin to flicker. When they stop Mystic stands in the entrance way, but she is not dressed in her usual wrestling gear. Her hair hangs down over her shoulders and down her back. As the lights hit it, it appears darker red then it really is. She is wearing a white silk robe and a pair of black heels. She makes her way down to the ring as the fans erupt. Stopping at the announcers table and picking up a mic. She climbs the ring steps and slowly steps though the ropes. Slowly she walks around the ring and waving to the crowd. Making her way to the center of the ring and she slowly un ties her robe belt. She lets the robe fall to her feet and she steps away from it. The crowd erupts again as they see her standing there in a two piece skimpy black bikini.

Mystic: I know that you all want to see more and I’m sorry that I am going to have to disappoint you tonight. So I thought the least I could do was come out here and let you see what you will be missing tonight.

She walks around the ring again to let everyone get a good look at her as she plays the crowd.

Mystic: Now my opponent tonight Lori Daynes seems to think that I have this skinny malnourished body. Now I ask you does this body look deprived.

Placing her long shapely sexy leg on the second ring rope and runs her hand up and down her leg.

Mystic: News flash Lori my dear, there isn't anything lacking in this body. You must be watching someone else, like you watched the wrong match when you said Trinity took me out of the Insanity Cage match.

The crowd chants Take it Off, Take it Off, Take it Off.

Mystic: She knows damn well that she has nothing on this fine ass body, She claimed that I had mosquito bites for Tits and that you needed a magnifying glass to see them or the ridges as she calls them. Must have been a god damn awful big ass mosquito to do all this.

She grabs her own breasts and cups them in her hand, then bending over to reveal her deep cleavage.

Mystic: Now boys, I let you be the judge. These are much more then a handful and I guarantee you won't need a magnifying glass to see these puppies. But since you all will be in for a little disappointment tonight. I am sure she has something worth seeing and believe me boys I’ll make sure that you see it all tonight.

She tosses out the mic and picks up her robe, stepping though the robe and leaves the ringside area. As she walks up the ramp and backstage, over the speakers, Highland Drive’s “My Best Day” hits and blue light converges on the central stage. The light pulses as the giant figure of the Uncensored Road Agent, Zanatos Kell, walks out on the stage. He salutes the crowd before raising the mic to his lips and calling for the music to be cut.

Maverick: Simon said the rules for the match would be announced during the show…I guess Kell’s the one whose gonna do the announcing.

The road crew converges on the ring, starting to prepare it, as Kell starts to speak.

Kell: So, I’m sure you can all work out why I’m here…the stipulations for the JXD/Chambers match. As the road agent for the contest, I was given the choice of what kind of hell to put them through. And I thought…what can I do that hasn’t been seen in a while? In fact, a match that has never even been seen in this company…something new for even Uncensored?

In the ring, the ropes are being removed…and are being replaced with heavy duty steel chains.

Kell: Well, I just happen to have a match like that in my inventory…a match I indeed know quite well. It was something of a specialty of mine at one point and, ladies and gentlemen, I’m feeling a little nostalgic. So…allow me to introduce the Cold Steel Match!

Diablo: What the fuck? I think I might like the sound of this.

Kell: Ah…I hear that some of you think this is a bad idea. Well, as you should be able to see…yeah, the ring crew are placing nine interlocking plates of steel on the canvas. The ropes have been replaced with steel chain, and the turnbuckles are exposed. In other words…the ring has been turned into one, big ass stainless steel chamber of pain. You hit the ropes…steel. You hit the corner…steel. You hit the canvas…oh, wait, the canvas is covered in steel. Gentleman, the ring is your weapon…enjoy it!

Maverick: Holy shit on a pogo stick! Every move is going to hurt like a son of a bitch! As long as it has some kind of impact, it’s gonna hurt.

Diablo: Can you imagine a Tarantula on those chains? Only thing worse would be barbwire…

As spotlight centers on the beautiful ring announcer as she takes her place in the ring.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and gentlemen, D. Simon Reynolds, P.I.M.P. and BOSGUM welcome you to the Manatee County Civic Center for a night of UNCENSORED WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT! This first match is the all new and Uncensored exclusive, Cold Steel Match! Introducing first, from Pinole California…Ryan Chambers!

The lights in the arena start to flash blue and silver slowly as "Rise Up" by Drowning Pool starts playing in the arena. Then the song hits the high part and the lights start flashing like crazy. That's when Ryan Chambers runs out from the stage area wearing black shorts and no shirt on. He runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Ryan jumps up and runs over to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs it and stands on the middle ropes looking out at the crowd. The crowd have mixed reactions toward him as some are booing and some are cheering him. Ryan grins at the camera and climbs down from the ropes as his music begins to stop playing over the speaker system now.

Chloe: And the opponent, from Derby England, he is an Uncensored Hall of Famer…the Nightmare, JXD!

The lights fade to black slowly as the introduction to Chimaira's "Cleansation" begins to play, whipping the crowd into a rabid frenzy of cheering as the Nightmare walks from the staging area, his hair masking his face as Alexandrea and Black Rose walk on either side of him, Alexandrea carrying a black wooden box with her, Black Rose carrying an armful of light tubes.

Diablo: JXD obviously deciding that mere steel wasn’t brutal enough for him…he’s bringing the damned light tubes!

The Nightmare reaches the ring apron, turning to face his fiancée as she opens the box, removing the kabuki mask from the box as the crowd go crazier sill, JXD drops onto his knees as Alexandrea presses the mask to his face, before the Nightmare leaps onto the apron and does a standing flip over the ‘ropes’ into the ring, leaping up to the middle ‘rope’ to get a cheap pop from the crowd which is delivered on cue. JXD drops down, resting back in the corner

Maverick: These two got into a fight last week after JXD finished off Chamber’s opponent, Irv Gotti. The two left the Lumberjack Match they were supposed to be working in, and brawled through the crowd.

Diablo: It’s hard to say which man has the advantage here. Chamber’s high impact, high flying style would be very effective if he crushed JXD between the steel and himself…but if he screws up, he’s gonna go splat. JXD, on the other hand, doesn’t have the same chance to do as much damage but unless he goes for a Stupidsault, he hasn’t got the same risk factor either.

The bell rings, and the two men began to circle. Chambers kept his head down and his eyes focused on JXD’s body, rather than his eyes. Chambers moved in quickly, hitting a quick Snap Dropkick and waiting a moment for JXD to get back to his feet, before moving in an cutting him off with Spinning Heel Kick and backing away again.

Diablo: Chambers keeping his eyes away from JXD’s hypnotic eyes. He’s also doing a hit and run series of attacks, from the look of things, avoiding both JXD’s hardcore and technical assaults.

Chambers moved in, then ducked back out as JXD shifted and prepare to counter attack. Instead he ran to the corner, hoped to the second rope and sprang back into the ring with a Thrust Kick. JXD dodged to the side and gave him a slap to the head on the way past. Chambers staggered a moment, grabbed the ‘ropes’ for support, but moved out the way of a JXD Lariat, allowing JXD to run into the chains and mash his own ribs.

To take advantage, Chambers hit a solid kick into JXD’s kidneys. JXD managed to grab his leg as he tried a second time to hit a kick, hauled Chamber’s leg onto the top rope and the hit and Axe Kick on the exposed right knee, sending Chambers flying backwards onto the rings steel plates! JXD looked down for a moment, kicked Chamber’s right knee, then locked in a Figure Four, putting more pressure on the knee!

Maverick: What the hell is JXD doing?

Diablo: Working over the knee, it looks like.

Maverick: I know that…but where the hell is the blood, the glass, the broken bodies?

Chambers knew that if JXD succeeded in ruining his knee, he’d be in trouble. He went as far to the right as he could, trying to flip JXD over, but JXD moved to left to counter. Suddenly Chambers went left as well, but JXD countered by heading right just as fast, and once again blocking the reversal attempt. Chambers had no choice at that point, dragging himself slowly to the edge and grabbing the chains for the break.

Diablo: Kell didn’t say anything about those kinds of things, so the refs assuming that those rope breaks are legal.

Maverick: Unless he shows up and says otherwise, we’ll work on that theory.

At the count of four, JXD finally broke the hold and got to his feet as Chambers checked his savaged knee. Chambers slowly go got to his knees, but rolled out the ring when JXD closed again. Chambers smiled and held his arms up in a ‘whatcha gonna do?’ gesture…right before Alexandrea and Black Rose grabbed him and tossed him back in.

JXD grabbed Chambers and then snapped him into the steel with a Dragon Screw, assaulting Chamber’s leg and head at the same time. The Nightmare put Chambers’ leg up on the middle rope, hoped to the top and came down again with a brutal Elbow that rang through the arena as his own body slammed into the steel. Chambers leg snapped over.

Diablo: Those steel chains have no give to them whatsoever. JXD seems to be going for a more technical, methodical assault on the knee than his usual style…which is weird, considering this type of match screams for some hardcore brutality.

JXD pulled Chambers back to his feet, hitting a vicious chop and driving Chambers into the unprotected corner. Two more chops, the last of which draws blood, and JXD stood back, preparing for something. It didn’t come when Chambers came out the corner with an Insiguri kick, knocking the Nightmare to his knees. Then Chambers took advantage, drilling JXD with a savage Facebuster right into the unforgiving metal as the ring clanged.

Getting back to his feet with a noticeable limp, Chambers smiles unpleasantly and starts to climb the turnbuckle, slowly. JXD stirs, runs a hand across his mask, but Chambers reaches the top and turns to face JXD…and his leg snaps. It gives way like a twig snapping, sending Chambers crashing to the steel covered Canvas with a sickening metallic thud!

Maverick: That’s why JXD’s been so savage to the leg! He’s been blocking a Chambers of Death attempt before Chambers could even start to climb. And I gotta tell you, this match has got to be about done…

JXD rises to his feet, fresher than Chambers thanks to taking a lot less abuse. JXD pulls chambers up, looks him up and down and gives him a hard kick to the guts. JXD locks up with Chambers, catching a kick to the knee as he punches Chambers in the back of the neck. The Nightmare locks up the head, setting up Chambers before nailing a vertical Suplex onto the cold, unforgiving steel.

JXD rolls over and covers, only getting a 2 count as he pulls Chambers to his feet, whipping him into the ropes. As Chambers returns, JXD leaps and wheel kick, Chamber busted open from being hit in the face with JXD's heavy soled boot. The Nightmare signals to Black Rose who nods, JXD pulling Chamber's up to his feet as the crowd start chanting "We want light tubes!" JXD locks up again, Chambers getting the upper hand as the Nightmare reverses around, locking in a waist lock, Chambers blocks the German Suplex and attempts an arm drag, The Nightmare counters that, locks in the arms and gets Chambers up for a Tiger Suplex, Black Rose pushes a bundle of light tubes into the ring, Chamber's crashes onto the tubes as the crowd cheer loudly

Diablo: Holy Shit, there’s your light tubes! That was sick, and the crowd is sucking it up like beer! Chambers wasn’t in good shape before, now he has to be damn near dead!

Chambers is lying in the shard, blood pooling around his head, as JXD pulls him up. Blood is pouring from Chamber’s head as JXD hauls him up, looking for a Nightmare Driver…but as JXD hauls him over his head, Chambers swings around, planting the Nightmare’s head in the shattered remains of the light tubes with a Tornado DDT!

Maverick: Oh, a sweet reversal by Chambers! JXD has got to be bleeding after that! Glass and steel combining to put a good sized dent in his head.

Indeed, the Hall of Famer’s scalp is ripped to shreds by the glass fragments, and blood runs down his head as the two men lie on the steel. Despite the savage counter, JXD manages to get his feet faster than Chambers. As he approaches, Chambers gets both feet into JXD’s gut and kicks him hard back into the turnbuckle, rolling to his feet.

Chambers roles to his feet, his eyes looking dazed from the earlier drop. JXD comes out the corner with a Super kick attempt, but Chambers blocks with his arms, uses the leg to spin JXD and lock him up for Northern Lights Suplex, delivered onto the steel! The referee counts…1…2..no! JXD kicks out at the last possible instant.

Chambers rolled off, arguing with the referee for a moment before waiting for JXD to climb to his feet. As JXD got to his knees, Chambers attempts to hit a kick on JXD, which JXD block with a sudden stare, forcing Chambers to veer off.

Diablo: Chambers still afraid JXD might hit him with that hypnotic attack.

As JXD climbs to his feet, Chambers managed to cut him off a kick and hauled him onto his shoulders.

Maverick: The cheeky bastard is going for the Death Valley, better known around JXD as the Nightmare Driver!

JXD was having none of that, revering the move by sliding off of Chambers shoulders and grabbing him with a Russian Leg Sweep…and driving him into the steel chains around the rings, bouncing off them and driving him face first into the steel plates as well.

Diablo: I think the technical term is, ‘Mother fucker that hurt!’ Chambers is bleeding from his head now…shit, this place is like a blood bath.

JXD rolled Chambers onto his back, and went for the pin…1…2…no! Chambers kicked out as well. The steel plates were covered in droplets of blood, and Chambers especially was bleeding heavily. Still, neither man would give up and lie down, and both had to be hurting physically. A lot.

JXD kicked Chambers in the head with a savage blow, and then pointed to the top. The Nightmare touched his own head and drew a ring around the mask’s third eye, and then slowly began to climb. Chambers seemed to be almost out. JXD reached the second rope and slowly, Chambers got to his knees. As JXD reached the top, Chambers was on his feet…and he staggered to the corner as JXD turned into the ring. Chambers grabbed the Nightmare, flipped him off the top and planted him, head first, into the steel covered canvas!

Maverick: What little sense JXD had to be crushed out right there!

Chambers, gasping for air, slowly began to climb to the top himself…and looked over his shoulder at JXD, whose head had been split open so badly that the camera could, through the hair and blood, clearly see the white of his skull. Chambers staggered on the top, took a deep breath to calm himself, and flew through the air with the Chambers of Death! He crashed into JXD, but the blow knocked him out as well! But he was on top, and the referee gave the count…

Maverick: 1…2…3!

Chloe DeVille: Your winner…Ryan Chambers!

Diablo: Chambers did it! He beat JXD!

Maverick: Yeah, but look at him! Chambers is bleeding from the back of his skull, his face, his chest…there’s more of Chambers blood in the ring than in his body. JXD may not have won, but he certainly gave Chambers one vicious beating!

Diablo: And what a way to kick off Dominance tonight! I've just received word that the lovely Harley Abate is backstage and live with Eva Riot and Snake Ridge! Let's go and see what they have to say before Eva's big debut match on Dominance against The So-Cal Junkie, Corey Ramirez.

The camera cuts backstage to Harley Abate who is standing next to Snake Ridge and Eva Riot.

Harley: I'm standing here with Snake Ridge and Eva Riot. Now Eva, tonight is not only your first match, not only are you facing Corey Ramirez, but you are doing it in a Rage in the Cage match. What are your thoughts about this match?

Eva: Frankly, the added stipulation to this match suits me just fine, because you'd be searching a very long time to find someone with more pent up rage than me, because suffering fuels my rage, and there are few who have suffered more than I have during my life time. I have had things done to me and I have done things to myself that would make a normal person break down and cry. I have experienced a hell worse than anything I could have ever imagined, and tonight.... tonight, Corey will feel my pain.

Harley gets a disturbed look on her face.

Harley: Ridge, I know you spent time training Eva yourself. This being her first match, and given your past history with Corey yourself, what do you think Eva chances are?

Ridge takes off the XXX Deathmatch title from around his waist.

Ridge: This is the XXX Deathmatch title. The same title I beat Deuce Holmes for. The same title that I have bled and nearly died for. Tonight, I am putting it on the line. If Eva wins, it stays where it is, around my waist. However, if Corey wins, he gets it.

Harley: Rumors have been flying around that you have a surprise for Corey this week. Is putting the belt on the line the surprise?

Ridge: No, it isn't. This is the surprise I have for Corey.

Ridge walks off screen and returns with an extremely hot blonde by his side.

Harley: Holy crap. You're Nikki. Corey's ex-girlfriend! The one that cheated on him with Ridge!

Nikki: That's where you're wrong. I never once cheated on Corey. That photo of me standing next to Ridge. It was taken while I was on a bad trip from coke, and didn't know where I was or what I was doing. But that didn't stop Corey from dumping me. He never gave me a chance to explain, instead, he threw me out. I want you to know Corey, that it's all your fault you can't keep a girlfriend! It's all your fault that the mother of your daughter left you! It's your fault that your mother is dead because your father never would have gotten out that gun if you weren't so weak!

The camera pans back to show her holding Corey's old Uncensored NC-17 Championship that he won by defeating Ridge at Scandalous back in June.

Nikki: You ruined my life Corey. It's because of you that I got addicted to drugs. It's because of you that my life was a mess. You took several years of my life. I know taking this doesn't even begin to start as payback for what you did to me, but it's a start.

Nikki holds up the NC-17 title.

Nikki: The only way you're going to get this back Corey, is if you beat Eva tonight. Now, I know you're wondering why I'm standing next to the man who was responsible for the man I used to love breaking up with me. I'm standing next to them because they are responsible for Corey breaking up with me. For that I am eternally grateful. How grateful am I? How about this grateful for starters.

Nikki leans over and starts to passionately kiss Ridge. After she breaks it off, she reaches over, grabs Eva and they start to kiss. Harley looks on in shock. After several seconds, Nikki breaks off the kiss.

Nikki: Corey, I want you to remember everything you lost and how you have no one to blame but yourself. If you weren't such a loser Corey, we might still be together, but instead, I'm going to be spending tonight showing these two a whole lot more of my gratitude.

As the cameras cut back to ringside they focus on Corey Ramirez, who is already in the ring. He looks positively irate at what he has just seen on the big screen. Surrounding him is the "Rage in a Cage", the notorious barbedwire wrapped Hell in a Cell exclusive to Uncensored.

Diablo: You know I didn't think these two guys could do anymore to each other after Scandalous at Trump's Taj Mahal, Uncensored's second pay per view extravaganza.

As Corey made a display of being enraged inside of the ring, a single bell tolled.

Diablo: WHOA!!!

On the PhoenixTron 5000 appeared a "D" in Old English lettering.

The second bell tolled.

Maverick: It looks like "The Man Upstairs" has a few more choice words for Corey Ramirez!

Diablo: You know this could be for Snake Ridge's ears! They just did exactly what Corey took a bow for last week!

The "D" faded and was replaced with the word: "Simon".

And then the third and final bell tolled.

"Simon" faded and was replaced with the word "REYNOLDS" as the guitars of "For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica explode from the speakers. That word burst into the flames and the ashes that fell created an immense and desolate graveyard. As soon as the scene was set, a wicked and ferocious black phoenix rose from it and with a single flap of his wings the graveyard was crushed and as his wings ascended and he took flight, a beautiful new city of stucco and neon arose with Mons Venus as it's centerpiece. These images faded and we see D. Simon Reynolds himself inside of his office. Two of the Simones sit on his desk. Number one stands at his right hand holding the magic 8 ball.

D. Simon Reynolds: You just don't listen...do you Ramirez?

Maverick: See...I told you!

Diablo:...You have got to be shittin' me...

Maverick: Alright fucker...that's my line!

Simon: Apparently...all that time I spent helping you become a better and more productive member of my Uncensored society was wasted time. Last week...you were out there booking matches. This week...you've gone so far as to make this farce a title match? Fuck outta here Ramirez.

Pause for dramatic effect.

Simon: Seriously...fuck outta here kid. if you lay out this challenge and don't win...you don't strip at Mons Venus until Devil's Night...you won't even be able to buy your way into one of my clubs! You'll be the laughing stock of everything, everywhere. And now...for the penalty of making this a title match...I am hereby banning both of those titles and adding a special stipulation of my own. Now ring that bell...Simon says that Rage in a Cage is now...

Pause for dramatic effect.

Simon: BEND OVER!!

Diablo: WHOA!!! Big Poppa dropping the hammer in Primetime!

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention as scenes from the classic movie, Carrie start to play over the PhoenixTron 5000. It is the scene where Carrie is at the prom, on the stage, standing tall as the prom queen, when suddenly, the bucket of blood falls from the ceiling. The violin cords start to play and everyone is about to die from a terrible act of revenge. The video cuts out and Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie hits the speakers. The PhoenixTron starts to show what is appearing on the TV screen, in black and white. Blood starts to drip down the PhoenixTron as Eva Riot makes her way out through the curtain, accompanied by Snake Ridge and Nikki. Some of the fans boo them, some cheer them, Ridge taunts them all with two newly banned title belts. The three of them make their way down the aisle ignoring the fans. Just by looking at her, you can tell that Eva is nervous.

Chloe DeVille: The following is the Uncensored exclusive...NOW BEND OVER MATCH TO BE DECIDED INSIDE OF RAGE IN A CAGE!!! Coming to the ring at this time. She is accompanied by Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah, Snake Ridge, and Nikki. She hails from "The Realm of Fallen Angels". She is Ridges Angel of Ultra Violence, Eva Riot!

She enters the cage, and as "Quick" Casey is locking it and the match bell sounds, Ramirez lands a hard forearm smash to Eva as she steps into the ring between the ropes.

Maverick: Right down onto her knees where she belongs. I see Eva wore her knee pads tonight...she should be all set for an Uncensored match.

He continues his attack of hard forearm smashes down onto the small of her back. He kicks her in her ribcage and she rolls out of the ring smacking the floor between the ring and the cage hard, right in front of Ridge and Nikki. Corey slides outside. He grabs Eva by the hair and starts to rake her face across the barbwire. Corey looks right into Ridge eyes and starts to talk trash to him. Ridge starts to kick at the cage, trying to get at Corey. Corey starts to laugh at Ridge. Out of nowhere, Ridge spits a mouthful of venom into Corey's face. Corey grabs his face screaming in pain. Eva starts to regain her senses. She sees Corey stumbling around. She reaches into her boot, pulls out her knife and stabs Corey in the leg.

Diablo: You know in alot of companies the booker would be on the phone right now with the local police chief!

Maverick: Oh what a gaping wound! he's going to need about one thousand staples to close up that hole!

Diablo: She barely nicked him!

While he held his leg, Eva tore the ring apron aside and tossed a ladder into the ring. He spins her to face him and they are quickly exchanging punches. Eva kicks Corey in the groin and whips him inside the ring. As she climbs up onto the ring apron and through the ropes, Corey runs at her  hitting her with a diving spear! She goes flying back, hitting the barbwire cage!

Maverick: Holy shit! She must've flown forty feet through the air!

Eva is down and hurting. Corey sets up the ladder near the corner and starts to climb it. Corey reaches the top and Eva just starts to move. Corey jumps off the top of the ladder and hits Eva with a double foot stomp to the stomach on the outside!

Diablo: Fifty foot drop?

Maverick: IT LOOKED MORE LIKE A HUNDRED TO ME!

Diablo: Well whatever it was, it looks like a good time for him to end this match. He has her down and could bend her over right here!

With Eva down and seemingly out, Corey took the ladder she had tossed into the ring and set it up under the center of the cage and began to climb it. Slowly she pulled herself up with the ring apron gasping for a breath. She rolled into the ring just as he reached the top and was able to push the ladder over. Corey fell hard straight onto the trashcan full of weapons on the far side turnbuckle!

Maverick: He simply HAS to be broken in half after that! That had to have been a fifty foot ladder!

Diablo: The Hell in a Cell is only fifteen feet tall you moron!

He fell split legged over the top rope, and backwards into the tree of woe that made the crowd go crazy! With a running start Eva planted him in the face with a running baseball slide dropkick!

Diablo: She's got him all tied up, I think it could be over for Ramirez here in Uncensored!

Eva set up the ladder and retrieved the key that held the hell in a cell locked. She slid out of the ring and passed it through the cage to Ridge.

Maverick: What the hell are they up to now? Simon's already pissed enough at Ramirez as it is!

Eva rolled Ramirez out of the ring as Ridge opened the cell and pulled him out. As "Quick" Casey began to count Ramirez out, Ridge pulled him over to a pyramid of light tubes that he'd set up across two steel chairs while the fight had been going on. As he hit Ramirez with the cut-throat Suplex shattering everything, Ramirez's career in Uncensored ended with the ten count.

Chloe: And your winner...EVA RIOT!!

Diablo: Well....it's like Simon says...only the strong survive around here. And our own Harley Abate is backstage right now with a man who has been strong enough to survive here in Uncensored...so far.

The camera cuts backstage to Harley Abate. She's standing there beside Ryan Chambers. Ryan is looking cocky and tired at the same time as he stands there grinning at the camera. He has his hand placed on his waist and seems to be breathing hard. You can also see a white bandage on Ryan's forehead. Harley raises the microphone up to her mouth and begins to speak to Ryan.

Harley Abate: If I didn't know better, I'd say you got your ass kicked out there.

Ryan Chambers: Maybe I did get my ass kicked. Maybe I did get thrown around and my moves reversed a few times. But that comes with being one of the best wrestlers in this business today. Because as you and every other fan seen what happened. I beat the Hall Of Famer known as JXD and I proved myself to be one of the best again. I beat a Hall Of Famer out there! I beat one of the best in this company and that was only my second match! There is more to come in my career and your sure as hell going to see that for yourself. Every fan will sooner or later.

Harley Abate: After beating a Hall Of Famer as you said twice just now. What's your next goal?

Ryan Chambers: My next goal? My next goal is the same goal as everyone else in this company has. To win the big gold and come out wearing it every single week for the rest of my career. But I know I won't get that right off the bat. I know I won't get that chance in only my third match. So I'm looking to work my way up the ladder and to the very top of this company.

Harley Abate: How do you plan on doing that?

Ryan Chambers: By beating another one of the best in this company. I'm going to send out a challenge right now. I'm looking to face someone bigger then JXD. I'm looking to face someone with a better wrestling style. I'm looking to face someone older then JXD is. I'm even looking to face a man from the same country as me. Someone that is even better then JXD will ever be in his career.

Harley Abate: And who is that someone?

Ryan Chambers: I'm sending out a challenge to... Seraphis! Next week man! Me and you will go one on one! The rookie against the great. I want to prove myself again and you can damn well bet that I'm going do it this week. I'm looking for win number three and your the perfect target. Seraphis, Your ass is mine and I'm going to show the entire company why I'm better then everyone else here.

Harley Abate: Any last thoughts tonight?

Ryan Chambers: Last thoughts are simple Harley. Because I beat JXD earlier. I beat Irv Gotti two weeks ago. This up coming week. I'm going after Seraphis and I guarantee another win on my record. Cause I can beat him. Cause I will beat him. Cause I'm the best. Cause simply put... I'M BETTER THEN YOU!!

Ryan Chambers walks off grinning still and the camera stays focused on Harley.

Harley Abate: Back to Maverick and Diablo at ringside!

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe: This next match is a tables, ladders and chairs match!

The lights go out, and the ominous riff of Dead Skin Mask by Slayer hits the PA. Red lights light up the now mist-filled arena as Imogen walks out from behind the curtains, cradling the lead pipe known as Damien in her arms.

Chloe: Introducing first and being accompanied by Imogen...DERANEO!

Directly behind follows the 6'8" titan known as Deraneo with his head tilted forward. He whips his hair back and looks around the arena. The two head down to the ring, and climb in. A single drumbeat that sounds like the beating of a heart is heard. The Lights go black and a series of daunting pyros explode from the front of the stage as “Dead Bodies Everywhere” by Korn kicks in full throttle.

Chloe: And his opponent...from La Isla Del Condenado in the U. S. Virgin Islands...this is your Uncensored Ground Xero Champion...TRINITY HOLMES!!

The crowd is immediately on their feet a mixture of cheers and boos for the champ almost loud enough to drown out her music! A crimson red spotlight hits the center of the stage as Trinity struts out with Heath at her side and the Ground Xero title over her shoulder, it's red X spinning and catching all of the lights. She walks slowly down to the ring under the blood red spot light taunting the fans to cheer her louder the entire way. Trinity walks up the steel steps and enters the ring with Heath holding the ropes open as if she had no care in the world, dropping the belt on the outside on her way in.

Maverick: He is nearly five feet taller than her and outweighs her by four hundred pounds easily...oh this is going to be one hell of a ride!

"Quick" Casey calls for the bell to kick us off, as Trinity calls for a "test of strength".

Diablo: Do my eyes deceive me? What the hell is she doing?

She raises a hand challenging Deraneo to do the same, as he reaches, she nails him with a hard kick to the thigh. She quickly follows up with another, takes his hands falls backwards and monkey flips him!

Maverick: Showing off all those big backside muscles there. You know she can push it.

The monster was up fast and incensed. He pushes her back into the ropes then Deraneo whips Trinity to the far side ropes, and goes for a big boot. Trinity ducks it, and comes off the opposite ropes, hitting Deraneo with a flying forearm. Deraneo stumbles back against the ropes, and Trinity gets up. She whips Deraneo across the ring, dropping him with a drop toe hold. She quickly moves up to Deraneo's head, grabs his hair, lifts it up and plants it into the mat. Trinity slips out of the ring, and goes under it. She pulls out two tables and sets them up. She quickly slips back into the ring in time to catch Deraneo on his way up. She sends a knee into his face, before standing him up and whipping him to the ropes. She tries to send him out through the ropes, but Deraneo grabbed a hold of the ropes, making him land on the apron. Deraneo slowly stands up, only to spot Trinity coming rushing towards him. In a desperation move, he sends out his right hand, clocking Trinity on top of her head. She falls down, and Deraneo reaches over the ropes, grabbing on to her hair. He pulls her to her feet, before picking her up for a powerslam. He turns on the apron, facing the tables. He presses her up into a gorilla press, before jumping off, slamming her through the tables below.

Maverick: Oh what a vicious maneuver! The Champion is broken in half after that!

Diablo: And we're not having fun til somebody's dialing 9-1-1!!!

Deraneo looks under the ring, pulling a table out from beneath it. Deraneo slides the table into the ring, following it. He sets it up against a turnbuckle, and turns towards Trinity that's just managed to crawl back into the ring. He whips her into the opposite corner to the table, and charges at her, delivering a decapitating yakuza kick. Deraneo pulls Trinity off the mat, and whips her to the tabled turnbuckle. Trinity falls against it, but it does break. Deraneo gives a slight grunt, before charging at her, spearing her through the table!

Maverick: Absolutely nothing is stopping this monster from getting the job done tonight!

Deraneo slips out of the ring, and picks up a chair. He slides back into the ring, and sets the chair up before picking Trinity off the mat. He places her in the chair, before making his way up to the top rope. He slowly stands up, barely being able to hold his balance. He raises one arm up, before leaping off, hitting Trinity with a cross body, flattening both her and the chair.

Diablo: I have to agree with you there! This is like watching a man possessed!

Maverick: He had to have come down on her from twenty feet in the air!

Again, Deraneo slips out of the ring. This time he was a bit more confident and pulled out a ladder, tossing it into the ring over the top ropes. As he pulled himself up onto the ring apron and was climbing back in,, Trinity rolled to the outside. Deraneo dropped back down to the floor and went after her around the ring. He found her on her knees facing away from him, obviously nursing her wounds. As his shadow covered her, she turned, smacking him in his crotch with the tacking hammer, burying a roofing staple in it's wake!

Diablo: And the match could have turned here just that quickly!

Maverick: No shit Dick Tracy!

She smacked him in the head with it quickly and repeatedly and as he backed away from her covering up defensively, she hit him with a Tornado Bulldog planting him down hard on the steel steps at ringside! With no hesitation, she climbed the steps standing atop of Deraneo to curb stomp him back down onto them! Then almost oddly, stood up behind him and applied a hammerlock on his leg arm.

Maverick: What the hell? Back to wrestling?

Diablo: Well you know...here at Uncensored...wrestling is our middle name...

Maverick: Yeah right!

She moved out onto the side of the steel steps and as Deraneo tried to get up, she swept his left foot, using the hammerlock almost as a single arm DDT, planting him for a third time down hard onto the steel steps!

Diablo: Third time could be the charm...

Trinity rolls Deraneo into the ring.

Maverick: That's only for dating a virgin...

Diablo: What the hell would you know about one of those?

Maverick: hell half the strippers at Mons Venus are virgins...if you can afford for them to be!

With Deraneo down, Trinity hits the ropes and nails him with a superstar elbow to the heart. As he takes the bump, it almost seems to jumpstart his heart and help him up. With a handful of hair, so did Trinity. She smashed his already bleeding head hard into the ladder.

Diablo: Now there is a contract at the top of the ladder. If Deraneo wins...the title fight at Devils' Night between Seraphis and trinity will be a triple threat. If Trinity wins...well in her own words: Deraneo goes back down to the bottom of the food chain and doesn't use the fact that she broke his sister's hip and put her out of uncensored be a factor in him putting himself over. She wins...she walks away from him and his issues!

Again she slammed him into the ladder and was seemingly pushing him right up it, forcing him to climb it.

Maverick: Are you sure she understands that? Does she get it? Did she forget that those are blonde roots under that black dye?

As Deraneo neared the top of the ladder and began to climb it on his own, she stepped back and bounced off the ropes, running up the ladder where she hit him with the flip bulldog from the top of the ladder driving him down hard to the mat!

Diablo: DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Maverick: And she is setting that ladder back up quickly and looking for the win!

Diablo: Only a Simone could stop her now!

Trinity grabs the contract and the match bell sounds.

Chloe DeVille: And your winner...TRINITY HOLMES!

She limbs down standing over Deraneo. For a moment it looks as if she will attack him, then just drops the contract down into his blood, brushes off her shoulder and allows Casey to hold her arm up in victory.

Diablo: Real cocky move there by the Champ!

Maverick: Hey...she earned it!

Diablo: And speaking of cocky moves...Harley is backstage...with Snake Ridge!

Harley: This is Harley Abate reporting live backstage with Snake Ridge! Now Ridge says that...

Ridge grabs the mic and puts both the banned titles over his shoulders.

Ridge: I guess this match proved one thing. The only thing better than a NC-17 rating is a XXX rating. And the only thing that’s more extreme than a XXX rating is a work of art so gruesome, so sadistic, so morally wrong that it is just plain BANNED! So Simon, you say these titles are banned, well you’re damn right they are, because this is now the Banned championship! I know that there are already a few people in the back, saying shit like “He didn’t earn that title” or “That title doesn’t mean shit.” Well guess what boys, I’m going to make this title the top title in this company, because I’m challenging the person who has the top title in this company to a unification match. Kirsta, you and me title for title at Devils Night!!

He holds the microphone back out for Harley to take and stares coldly into the camera's eye.

Harley: And you heard it here first! back to maverick and Diablo at ringside for tonight's main event!!

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe: This is your main event of the evening!

Maverick: This match alone is why Uncensored is the greatest company on the planet!

A loud roar of a jungle cat is heard as "My last Breath" by Evanescence pipes though the PA system. Mystic appears first in the center of the enter trance as Blade is on her left and Kirsta Lewis is on her right.

Chloe: Making her way to the ring first...by way of Fort Lauderdale Florida...MYSTIC!!

They make there way down to ringside. Blade stepping though the ropes first and holding it down for Mystic and Kirsta to step though. Kirsta walking over to Chloe DeVille and taking the mic from her. Walking back to the center of the ring. Her newly won Championship title lays over her shoulder.

Kirsta: Your new Uncensored champion is here and with a new champion what better way to start it off but with a new belt. Not like it was all planned or anything like that. Poor Asher he certainly did not have a good night at all. First the world found out what he really was and then he lost the championship as well. All is not lost, the better athlete came shining though and speaking of shining...

Kirsta holds her Championship belt up high and walks the ring with it so everyone could get a good look at it before coming back to the center of the ring.

Kirsta: As you can tell it looks nothing like the old one that said the Primo champion. Oh no it’s been Simonized, Pure platinum and some what bigger. I deserved this title you see I did what I said I would do. I came and I conquered and went straight to the top. Not many can say that now can they? You know what I see now don’t you? I see that the ladies hold it all now. Two ladies who have dominated UWE. Me and Trinity. I tell you this much we will be unstoppable now.

She takes the title and takes a better look at it and smiles.

Kirsta: With me winning this belt and with a new owner, things were bound to change so out with the old and in with the new. Funny how that could mean so many things but I won’t go into all those changes just now but the biggest change is that we no longer have a Primo Champion. Those days are gone, funny how they went with Asher. Anyways with a new Champion there now is a new title it will now be called The Premier Championship belt and it is mine. That’s right none of you knew about this because I chose to keep it to myself and not let anyone get a close look at it, not until I chose just the right time to show you. See a Champion like me can do things on her own time. Only ones who knew was me and..."The Man Upstairs" himself. I am the first to wear the new Simonized Premier Championship title belt. A new beginning for all, new boss, new champion, new top title belt and a new name. I could go on and go on farther but you will hear more from me later because I tend to do my talking in the ring. And Ridge as far as this title belt and Devil's Night is concerned...should Simon choose to book it...I will bring it! Now lets get on with the main event!

Kirsta and Blade step though the ropes and leave Mystic in the ring as Angel by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers.

Chloe: And her opponent....from Los Angeles...Lori Daynes!

She steps out from the back being accompanied by her manager. The made their way to the ring and after a few last minute words, Lori rolled into the ring. "Quick" Casey called for the bell starting us off.

Diablo: Looks like Lori is sporting an Aerosmith baby tee for her debut match here in Uncensored. Her manager, Dallas Richter looks familiar, I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before.

Maverick: Well I know I've seen Mystic's tits somewhere before...and I hope Lori makes sure I see them again!

They start off with a collar and elbow tie up. At first it looks as if Mystic is the stringer of the two, then it appears that Lori may be. Then finally, Mystic shoves her back into the corner and lays down a hard knife edged chop. She goes to whip Lori to the far side, but it is reversed, then reversed again by Mystic who whips Lori straight into "Quick" Casey banks, knocking him flat! As soon as the ref hit the mat, Blade Storm was up on the ring apron climbing into the ring. He simply towered over Lori who dropped to her knees as Mystic went for a dropkick. She knocked Blade back into the ropes, Where Dallas pulled them down for Blade to tumble down to the outside of the ring.

Diablo: And in seconds this has spiraled out of control into a pier 6 brawl!

On the outside, Dallas hammered away on Blade when Kirsta nailed him with the Hell Bitch Kick knocking him flat! As she stood over him taunting...SNAKE RIDGE leaped the barricade at ringside and came up right behind Kirsta!

Eva slid into the ring and as Lori hit Mystic with a Sunset Flip, Eva was there to rip Mystic's shirt off!

Diablo: Days' End there for Mystic!

Eva slid out of the ring, and as Ridge held Kirsta up onto his shoulders for his cut throat suplex, Eva grabbed the bottom of her shirt and as Ridge suplexed Kirsta, Eva tore her shirt off too!

Maverick: Now this is what I'm talking about!

Ridge rolled Kirsta into the ring, and as Lori applied a full nelson onto Mystic, Ridge did the same to Kirsta!

Maverick: FOCUS CAMERAMEN!!! FOCUS!!!

With the full nelsons locked in, Eva unhooked both their bras and let them fall to the mat and Lori and Ridge shook Mystic and Kirsta for all they were worth!

Maverick: Jiggly boobies! JIGGLY BOOBIES!!

Diablo: Kirsta's gonna kill Ridge next week! And the week after...and the week after!

Finally. "Quick" Casey came around and with a smile on his face, called for the bell.

Chloe: And your winner...Lori Daynes!

Diablo: Well I'm no fool...no one is safe when those two get loose...so you know where we'll be next week.  Be there, or be wasting your time somewhere else. Til then...so long, from the sunshine state!

The scene fades on Ridge and Lori still holding up Mystic and Kirsta topless for the cameras.