For the first time in virtually months the show seemed to be off to a normal start. "DIRTY LITTLE THING" by Velvet Revolver hit the speakers and the Dominance video package hit the MegaTron. It played through, then when Maverick and Diablo would normally start the show, they didn't. The smoke cleared from the pyros, and the smiling face of D. Simon Reynolds was seen on the MegaTron.

Notorious: What's up motherfuckers? You found us...

The crowd went wild and the camera on him panned back revealing that he was still very much inside of a South Florida Jail nearly half a world away from Uncensored and Sapporo Japan.

Notorious: Now I know you are all wondering what it is that I want from you tonight. I know you're probably thinking of excuses right now as to why you can't loan me bail money. Well in fact...it's not your money that I want.

Two words flashed on the screen replacing Simon for about a second: SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE.

Notorious: I want you all to turn your televisions off right now.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: It flashed again.

Notorious: Seriously, don't watch Dominance tonight.

This time, two new words appeared: GO TURD!!!

Notorious: You should all turn of your TV, and go turn on your computer.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: It flashed again.

Notorious: And then I want you all to go to Cory Wilson's shitty little website.  Just type in, SEE, OH, PEE, DUBYA, DOT...ESS, SEE, SEE, DUBYA...DOT Biz. Simple enough. Now when you get there....

This time, two new words appeared: VOTE TURD!!!

Notorious: There a poll for the wrestler of the year...

VOTE TURD!!!

Notorious: I want you all to vote for Ted Hurd...

VOTE TURD!!!

Notorious: If you are within the sound of my voice...then you should be logging in right now so can do this, and when you do...

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE

Notorious: You're gonna lose twenty pounds...

VOTE TURD!!!

Notorious: Your pecker will grow three or four inches...

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE

Notorious: Your bank account will fill up with money...

VOTE TURD!!!

Notorious: And if you will only

VOTE TURD!!!

Notorious: Vote for Ted Hurd at Cory Wilson's shitty little website...

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE

Notorious: On top of all that...I'll die.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and gentlemen...the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds and B.O.S.G.U.M. Pay Per View welcome you to the Makomanai Ice Palace for a night of UNCENSORED WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!!!

The crowd of just over four thousand all marked out for that announcement, and then simply blew the roof off the place when they heard the opening of "So Cold" by breaking Benjamin.

Chloe: Introducing first...from the Jersey Shore...SERAPHIS!

Seraphis enter the arena to a rousing ovation from the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring. The opening twang of Charlie Sexton’s Graceland emanates from the arena speaker system. Memphis steps out onto the rampart with trademark acoustic guitar in hand held over his right shoulder. Dipping his ridiculously large mirror lens aviators he takes in an eyeful of the crowd with a smirk on his face.

Chloe: And his opponent...who is debuting for Uncensored tonight!!! Fighting out of Memphis, Tennessee...this is...MEMPHIS!!!

He proceeds down toward the ring with no real theatrics and struts up the ring steps, ducking under the ropes and into the ring. Drawing the guitar from his shoulder he gives it a look before propping it to the side of the ring and turning back to face off with Seraphis. "Quick" Casey gives them both a nod, and then calls for the bell.

Diablo: And we're off! Another live edition of Uncensored's Sunday night Dominance is about to get shoved right down your throat!

Maverick: As if we could do it any other way!

Seraphis and Memphis move in towards each other going for the industry standard collar and elbow tie up to kick us off and feel each other out a bit. Quickly, Memphis takes Seraphis down with a hard Mexican armdrag, holding on with an armbar.  Seraphis makes his way back up to his feet with Memphis still holding on tightly with the armbar. Seraphis backed him into the ropes and with a stiff forearm shot got enough separation to send Memphis for the ride.

Diablo: An Irish whip there...and Memphis is able to reverse it and send Seraphis for the ride.

Memphis scooped Seraphis and nailed a hard Powerslam right off the ropes. With a lateral press he went for the quick pinfall.

Maverick: Big, high impact slam there but Seraphis manages to kick out on two. The former Ground Xero Champ seems a bit off of his game tonight on Dominance...

Diablo: He got dumped hard on the top of his head last week compliments of a pay-off the incomparable Spyder Gainey made over six months ago on Climax!

Pulling Seraphis up, Memphis hit him with a sharp, short-armed clothesline that sent the man right back down onto his back. Memphis covered him with a forearm across the throat choking him.

Maverick: Hard, physical pinning combination right there by the green hand but Seraphis still manages to kick out late into the two.

Memphis simply pushes him back down covering him again, forearm still down hard on the throat.

Diablo: What a relentless style, and pace this new guy is setting here for Seraphis to try and keep up with. Seraphis stays in the fight though, kicking out on two yet again.

Maverick: I'd have taken the week off if I'd have gotten dropped on my head like Seraphis did last week at Tsunami.

Diablo: Our Uncensored superstars stop at nothing to give our fans the greatest show on earth week in and week out!

Maverick: Seraphis is doing little more than surviving this week!

Diablo: And once again, Memphis sets him up and shoots him off to the far side ring turnbuckles.

As Memphis released his wrist lock hold on Seraphis, he followed him into the corner. Seraphis turned, taking the bump onto the turnbuckles to his back rather than to his chest. Seemingly the moment he hit, Memphis connected with his gut, spearing him hard and taking nearly all of his wind from him. Memphis held the man up with a handful of hair, mounting the middle turnbuckle over him. With the crowd counting them out, Memphis nailed Seraphis with ten stiff closed fists!

Maverick: And he has this sold out Sapporo crowd on their feet!

Memphis hopped down and strutted across the ring with his hips gyrating like Elvis' did that time on the Ed Sullivan show. With Seraphis out on his feet and staggering towards the center of the ring, Memphis turned to hit him with a ring rattling swinging neckbreaker!

Diablo: He calls that "Shake, Rattle and Roll" and that could be it...

Maverick:...1...2...3!

Diablo: Making a big statement too defeating a former three time Ground Xero Champion in Seraphis in that all important first victory!

As "Quick" Casey raises Memphis' hand in victory, Chloe climbs into the ring.

Chloe: And your winner...MEMPHIS!!!


The MegaTron bursts into life revealing a scene from a area backstage area. A heavy guitar riff forms the basis of what appears to be "Silent Night" as the camera pans into the room, JXD is seen, the Nightmare unmasked with a torn Santa hat on his head, the tears fixed with safety pins and the end of the hat holds a ball of barbed wire. The Nightmare hits the pause button on the stereo and clears his throat.

JXD: It's getting closer to that time of year, and this very second, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish the Uncensored Hardcore Soldiers a very Merry fucking Hardcore Christmas, or a Happy fucking Hardcore Hanukah or for the other religions, Happy fucking hardcore whatever. Now as you know, Christmas is next week and we'll be wrestling on the 28th... So I'm going to throw out an open challenge to anyone on the roster who thinks they are tough enough to a... Nightmare after Christmas match.

The camera moved in a little bit closer on him.

JXD: For those wondering the rules, it's simple. The ring is "decorated" like a deathmatch wrestlers Christmas morning if they were working, all the gifts are weapons of some sort, or the decorations that never got put up. Whatever you want to bring, it needs a Christmas theme somehow... Whoever accepts, well... think yourself lucky it's not Christmas I'm ruining for you...

The Nightmare let out a cackle and hit the play button on the stereo.


The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: By special order of the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds...this next match is the Uncensored exclusive...NOW BEND OVER MATCH!!!

Maverick: Look at Tricky there in the ring. Doesn't look like he likes the sound of all that...and who would?

Diablo: Well if he makes it through this match, he'll have no doubt in his little pea brain about who runs this show.

Chloe: In the ring already, and debuting for Uncensored tonight...Tricky!!!

Maverick: And it sounds like he's running it from the other side of the world in the Metro-Dade County Jail. Got nothing but love for the Underground Sensation...the best boss in the world...the Notorious, D. Simon Reynolds. That was me that sent the smokes Boss...that was me! Hey speaking of underground...you think if we dug a whole from here, do you think we could bust Notorious out of jail tonight...right here live on Dominance?

Diablo: No...that hole goes to China, not Japan.

Maverick: Yeah...that's right.

Diablo smacks Maverick across the back of the head with his notes.

Diablo: And it's in a Bugs Bunny cartoon you goof!

Just then "Animals" by Nickelback exploded from the speakers.

Maverick: You know I've heard all week that Mystic was going to be using some new music tonight. Is this it?

Chloe: And introducing next...she weighed in tonight at one hundred thirty five pounds and is fighting out of Puroresu Dojo Sakai in Hakodate...MYSTIC!!!

Diablo: You know that's where Deuce Holmes trains...apparently she's been there with him this week.

Maverick: I thought she liked girls...

Diablo: She sure liked Kirsta!

As Mystic entered the arena, two things were instantly obvious. She was being accompanied to the ring by Deuce Holmes. And their fists were taped, then dipped in glue and glass, Taipei Deathmatch style. They stood side by side on the staging as a half dozen young Japanese boys came in with straw brooms and swept down the steel ramp and the ringside area. As Mystic and Deuce made their way own to the ring, the boys also acted as makeshift lumberjacks, preventing Tricky from leaving the ring. Mystic slid right in under the bottom ropes, Holmes circling the ring once, almost symbolically marking his territory. As "Quick" Casey called for the bell, Deuce slid into the ring.

Maverick: Things not looking good from the onset here for Tricky, and not only is he fighting for a win...he's fighting for his career and his roster spot here in Uncensored.

As the bell rang, Deuce tossed Casey over the top ropes and out of the ring down onto the floor below.

Diablo: Disqualification isn't in our vocabulary!

Maverick: And that's not because there's nobody around here who could spell it!

Diablo: All Casey can really do at this point is fight back or enjoy the show like everyone else, given the circumstances...

Maverick: He needs to find the beer guy and have a seat before he gets hurt. I mean Deuce has worked for Uncensored in the past in this capacity, and it's not like it takes a rocket scientist to referee a "Now Bend Over" Match anyway.

Diablo: Only the winner keeps their job here in Uncensored!

Mystic started off big with a spear, catching Tricky off guard as his concentration and focus was on Holmes.

Maverick: Is it just me or does Deuce seem a little bigger than when he was feuding with Jason Violent in the first RoughKut Invitational?

Diablo: The Second Coming is listed at six foot three...two hundred forty pounds. But I think that it's Mystic and those fists of hers that should be Tricky's main concern right about now.

As she speared him, she laid down several hard shots with those Taipei style wrapped fists. Being physically larger he was able to push her away as his blood started to flow, but she held on with a wristlock and sent him for the ride with an Irish whip.

Maverick: Nice reversal right there and Tricky collides hard with the turnbuckles.

Diablo: Mystic follows him right in and takes him back out again with a monkey flip!

Mystic rolled through the monkey flip, coming out on top of Tricky where she rained down blows to his face.

Maverick: She's making hamburger out of him right now with those glue and glass dipped fists!

Diablo: She's ALMOST there...but we ain't havin fun...

And the crowd marked out and chanted it right along with him as always.

Diablo: TIL SOMEBODY DIALS 9-1-1!!!

Once again, Tricky is able to wrestle his way out from under Mystic. As he made it to his feet, he instinctively turned away from her and her fists, where she gave him a straight hard front kick right in his ass. Tricky tumbled through the second and top rope out onto the floor below. Mystic quickly sprung right up onto the top rope and nailed a double foot stomp moonsault to Tricky's solar plexus knocking all of the wind out of him. By now the crowd was already counting tricky out of the ring...and Uncensored.

Maverick: They're already up to 3 here in Sapporo showing this guy NO MERCY!

Diablo: And neither is Mystic, following up that moonsault with a vicious DDT! She is fighting with a new fire up under her ass tonight!

Maverick: Shame it isn't me lighting it...

As the crowd counted to ten, Deuce called for the bell ending the fight.

Chloe: Your winner...and still an Uncensored Superstar...MYSTIC!

When the bell sounded, Deuce locked Tricky down tight into the Holmes Deathlock, and Mystic hammered on his face unmercifully. Again, Paddy Houlihan sounded the bell, calling for the match and the action to stop.

Diablo: I don't think he is quite far enough out of Uncensored just yet for these two...

Tricky went limp, but Holmes held on and Mystic did not stop. She was like an animal in a killing frenzy who was being encouraged, even taunted to keep it up. Every few blows she'd have to shake it off, or even switch fists, but the beating continued.

Maverick: And Tricky doesn't have a friend in the world right now.

Diablo: I don't think it would matter if he did!

Yet again, the match bell sounded, and the ever focusing camera revealed just how unconscious Tricky was. With the beating still in progress, uncensored was forced to direct everyone's attention elsewhere via the MegaTron. 


We are taken backstage. Standing there is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah, Snake Ridge and his Angel of Ultraviolence, Eva Riot. They both look like they are ready for business. Ridge is wearing his ring gear, a Bloodied Hand t-shirt, and a leather trench coat.

Ridge: Well, here we are at Dominance. Me and JXD against Trinity Holmes, Heath Somersby, Kaiya and Kyra. I look back on this and can't help but feel that some of this seems familiar. This all reminds me of some other times where me and JXD teamed up to take on Trinity and whatever loser she was dating that month. I remember this one match. It had to have been in September of last year. It was me, JXD, Trinity, and some other loser who was trying to get in Trinity's panties named Eric Hall facing off in a four way dance for the Ground Xero title. It was a total bloodbath, which was just fine with me and JXD, but this match had something extra to it. At one point in the match, Trinity started climbing a ladder, but JXD followed her up the ladder and nailed her with a Nightmare Driver off the top of the ladder through a table outside the ring. That put the bitch out of action for a little while. She came back and swore revenge against me and JXD for putting her out of action. She wanted revenge and she got a small measure of it on the first show of 2005. I was at an all time low at that point. I was on the end of a long losing streak and injuries were starting to pile up to the point where if I kept on wrestling, I would be living with pain for the rest of my life. I was ready to put my dream to an end, but someone stopped me. JXD came out and told me he needed a partner for a tag team match against the Holmes'. During that match Trinity broke two of my fingers.

Ridge holds up his right hand and shows where two of his fingers are crooked.

Ridge: That match made me realize how much the business meant to me and how I don't want to go down like that. I'm not the same man I was back then Trinity. I know you've been ducking me Trinity. Ever since I entered this company I've been trying to get a one on one match against you. I went to Simon, Spyder, Law and anyone else that could book the match and the match never happened.

He stepped up closer to the camera, looking into it hard.

Ridge: Tonight Trinity, I'm going to show everyone why you've been ducking me. Tonight, me and the Nightmare are going out there and we are taking you and Heath out of this business once and for all.

Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah Snake Ridge stared into the camera with Eva at his side as the match bell sounded three times in the background. 


Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society hits the speakers as Snake Ridge and Eva Riot step out from behind the curtain and onto the staging.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is for the Uncensored Lie, Cheat and Steal Titles!!! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan...he is being accompanied by Eva Riot...Hardcore Wrestling's messiah...SNAKE...RIDGE!!!

Diablo: Make no bones about it...and I'm telling you right now that Ridge isn't...he wants only one thing tonight, and that's o put Trinity Holmes out of wrestling once and for all.

Maverick: Scavenger took credit for doing just that in his promos this week. He thinks that chair shot finished her off for good.

Diablo: Time will certainly tell, no word from her backstage just yet...but that means little to nothing here in Uncensored.

As Ridge stepped into the ring, the house lights fell, and his music stopped. Before he could play to the crowd at all, the MegaTron burst into life and the crowd went wild.

Maverick: THERE HE IS! THERE'S THEE MAN!

On the MegaTron appeared a scene from a South Florida jail. The single most Notorious booker in sports entertainment sat perfectly straight in a folding chair. He wore a bright orange jumpsuit with DCJ (Dade County Jail) stamped on the breast in black. He hands were cuffed in front of him, and attached to a thick chain that was wrapped around his waist and that chain was attached to yet another that held the shackles on his ankles. His head and face were clean shaven down into a sharp goatee. His eyes bore holes into the camera in front of him.

D. Simon Reynolds: Got a problem Ridge?

Maverick: I'm gonna go get a beer.

Diablo: Not without me!

In the ring, Ridge tried to play it off, gesturing towards the big screen that everything was fine on his end. On the outside, all Uncensored employees left the ringside area through the crowd.

Notorious: Because...I heard you got a problem...

The cameras focused in on him.

Notorious: With me.

On the MegaTron, the film slipped, everyone saw footage from the night that Simon Simonized JXD through a barbedwire wrapped table in the Insanity cage.

Notorious: Something you wanna get off your chest there Ridge?

Before he could reply, the film slipped again, and the footage was of Simon landing a hard overhead, open handed chop down onto JXD's chest in the middle tier of that Insanity Cage. And just as quickly, we were back in the present, in the Dade County Jail with Simon. 

Notorious: If there is ANYTHING at all that you want to say to me about how I chose to ban the BANNED Championship...then please. Take a live microphone, and consider yourself...UNCENSORED!

This time when the film slipped, Simon slammed a trash can down on top of JXD's head and hurled him off the top of Insanity Cage through triple stacked burning tables. JXD only broke 2 of them as he fell, on the film he lie burning on the bottom table, with Simon refusing to allow EMT's to give any treatment to JXD. This time as the film footage slipped back into the present, Simon no more sat in Jail in his orange jumpsuit, he wore Black Versace pinstripes. A Cuban cigar in one hand, a rocks glass of Russian vodka in the other.

Notorious: You see Ridge...there's no better time than the present. It may even be the only chance you ever get. Because when I get there tonight...

The crowd went fucking wild.

Notorious: ...of all those things that your "Dad", the original Nightmare RXD pointed out that you have in common with JXD...you're about to have one fucking more...

Again, the footage showed Simon Simonizing JXD. Then from another angle, then it was shown from overhead. And then....

A single bell tolled loud inside of the small arena.

No matter who you are or who you think you are, when THAT bell tolls you KNOW it's someone's ass. There are a great number of things which are deniable in Uncensored, but when you hear that bell, no matter how well you can play it off and hide it behind your ego, your heart stops. Your breath catches in your throat and you immediately turn and look behind you. As Ridge did...

A second bell tolled.

No one said a word inside of the Makomanai Ice Palace. No one stood, no one cheered, everyone waited.

As the third bell tolled and the guitars pounded the speakers, a spotlight bathed Snake Ridge in the ring and as he turned looking, he found himself standing eye to eye with D. Simon Reynolds. Paying absolutely no attention to Ridge, Simon's gaze fell on Eva, he mouthed the words: "You're welcome" to her. As she made her way out of the ring, Simon took a shot at Ridge, slamming down hard on the man's jaw. Ridge spit blood with the first blow. It was obvious Ridge didn't want to fight Simon, and it was just as obvious how little that mattered. Simon landed a second, and on the third blow, Ridge fell through the ring ropes and out of the ring. Simon was right behind him and putting the boots to him. He stomped and kicked Ridge all the way up the steel ramp towards the gorilla position and when they reached that, Simon put Ridge's head through a sheetrock wall where he kicked the man in his ass right through the wall!

As Eva came running back with Ridge's thumbtacked baseball bat, the service elevator opened and Deuce Holmes stepped out. His fists were still taped and dipped in glue and glass when he spit a big hit of the Panama red right in her face for the second week in a row. As she dropped the bat and fell to the ground, Holmes grabbed the bat and slapping it down across Ridge's throat pulled him into the service elevator before locking in a Coquina Clutch!

Simon took the stairs, jogging up them two at a time. When the elevator doors opened, he was standing there waiting, right on top of the MegaTron. As Deuce released his hold on Ridge, Simon was there to scoop him up. As fast as he was up onto Simon's shoulders, Ridge came crashing down hard on the supports that held the MegaTron.

They held.

Simon pulled him up and again scooped him up onto his shoulders to be Simonized.

Once more, the supports held. Barely.

The third time that Simon heaved ridge off his shoulders though, the supports did NOT hold. Ridge fell with the MegaTron a legitimate twenty five feet. As the dust finished settling, Simon has made it back down the stairs and stood over Ridge with a live mic in hand.

Notorious: Now...you know that I'd just hate it if you weren't happy here with us in Uncensored Ridge. I just don't know what I'd do if you weren't happy around here.

Simon squatted down over Ridge.

Notorious: So you think about this...and how bad those chronic back injuries feel right now the next time you feel the need to question one of my decisions. And you make sure you have that happy face on while you do it, and you will be happy in the knowledge that...you never even had a choice in the matter.

As Simon turned and left, "Gimme" by Alice Cooper hit the speakers and with no official introduction from Chloe, Sugar N Spice, Kyra and Kaiya made their way out to pounce on the fallen Snake Ridge, but as they cleared away the debris of the fallen MegaTron around him, the drum entrance to Chimaira's "Cleansation" blasted out from the speaker system as Alexandrea walked out first, followed by JXD to thunderous cheers from the crowd. The Nightmare paused at the top of the ramp, then he and Alexi chased Sugar N Spice away from Ridge and down into the ring. As they all four slid in to do battle, the match bell sounded, and the UWE staff returned to their seats, now out of harm's and Simon's way.

Maverick: And we have a Pier 6 brawl to start off this battle for the Lie, Cheat & Steal Titles!!

Diablo: Sugar N Spice, Kyra and the uncensored newcomer Kaiya are laying the boots to the Bloodied Hand...

Maverick: What's left of it...

Kaiya goes to whip JXD to the far side ropes as he makes it up to his feet despite her kicking him, where he is able to reverse the hold and send her for the ride. As she bounced back, JXD nearly took her head off with a stiff clothesline.

Maverick: Turning her inside out and upside down on Dominance, The Nightmare JXD is back up onto his feet and on the prowl!

He snuck up behind Kaiya to lock in a deep full nelson, quickly snapping her back with a suplex.

Diablo: Dragon Suplex...and he's bridging into a pinning combination!

Maverick: Casey slides into position...and Kaiya is able to kick out on two!

As this was happening, "Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn hit the speakers just as Kyra was able to take Alexi out of the ring.

Diablo: JXD in a very bad position here...he may have to take on Hell's Fury and Sugar N Spice without Snake Ridge now that Alexandrea Slater is a non-issue in this big title fight!!!

Trinity Holmes stands on the top of the staging wearing a Hell's Fury t-shirt, she pauses a second, and then rips it off Hulk Hogan style, showing both Lie Cheat and Steal titles around her waist under it, and a big red BLOODIED HAND on her new black t-shirt.

Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN ME!!!

Trinity began to make her way down to the ring...

Maverick: THAT LITTLE MASTER MANIPULATOR MIND FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER JXD IS BEHIND THIS!!!

Diablo: HE DOES HAVE HISTORY TAGGING WITH TRINITY...THEY BEAT KIRSTA AND RIDGE AT THE SPYDER GAINEY MEMORIAL SHOW WITH DOUBLE GRAVITY BONGS!!!

Sugar N Spice slid out of the ring and down onto the floor, behind them, the hockey nets sat, that were used most nights here in the "Ice Palace".

Maverick: JXD ain't got nothing nice, for Sugar N Spice!!!

JXD clotheslines Kaiya hard into the floor, nipping up to his feet as he pulled her up and lifted her above his head and ran to the ropes, throwing Kaiya through a hockey net which had been left out. The horn sounded as the scoreboard marked "Home" in Japanese went up to show 1-0. At the same time, Trinity kicked Kyra in the gut and then hoisted her up into a powerbomb and sent her over the ropes into the net as well.

Diablo: Now that's just insulting, she hit Kyra's own move on her!

The horn sounded again and the scoreboard incremented to 2-0. JXD signaled to Alexandrea and she reached under the ring, throwing the Nightmare a trashcan, JXD caught it and headed to the top rope. Instead of turning around for his trademark Stupidsault, JXD put the trashcan over his head and leapt forward into a shooting star press, crashing through the net and onto Sugar N Spice, and once again, the horn sounded and the score increased to 3-0!!!

Maverick: And they're working on a shutout here in Sapporo!!!

As Trinity pulled Kyra up, she shouted to JXD. He quickly grabbed a chair and rolled into the ring with it. She rolled Kyra in and JXD pulled her up and hit a spinetingling Ganso Bomb, bouncing her head right off the middle turnbuckle. Right over top of him, Trinity hit the triple jump moonsault off the chair. Kaiya slid into the ring one last time, where JXD nailed the Nightmare Driver down hard onto the chair!

Diablo: JXD has Kaiya, Trinity has Kyra...

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!!

Diablo: It looks like this may pay off for the future of The Bloodied hand!

Chloe: Your winners...and the new Lie...Cheat...and Steal Champions....Trinity and JXD...THE BLOODIED HAND!


Alone in her locker room, the Premier Champion Kirsta Lewis prepares for her non-title fight with Scavenger. In the mirror in front of her, she looks up to see Deuce Holmes and Mystic walk in. Smiling, she watches as both Mystic and Deuce make their way towards her. Mystic's taped hands are a bloody mess.

Kirsta: Damn. I have seen you before go nuts in the ring but fuck never nothing like that. Why did you keep going when you didn’t have to?

Mystic looks at Kirsta with a huge smile.

Mystic: I was making sure the moron knew without a doubt that he has never or will ever be UNCENSORED enough to stand in the ring with me.

Deuce puts his arms around Mystic and pulls her close.

Kirsta: Are you ok? That’s a lot of blood there on your hands.

Mystic: Oh hell yeah, I'm fine. It's his blood not mine.

Kirsta: I hope that Scavenger was watching that match and if he did his homework right he might do best to rethink coming into that ring tonight. Who does he think taught you to be so ruthless? So aggressive?  He is going to get just what you gave Tricky but so much more. They will need a damn body bag to take him out of the arena. I have a few surprises in store for him. He is going to need much more then a god damn chair at ringside.

As Deuce and Mystic nod their approval, she continued.

Kirsta: He is delusional if he thinks for a minute that he is going to be walking out of this arena with a victory over me, and in reality...this man is no more insane than me. The guy is talking shit to hide his God damn fear. He knows without a doubt that he is going to be facing his worst nightmare and if he thinks he is going to get some legendary status over me, then he's got another thing coming. Why do you think he is going around asking for help? Hell he is as blind as he is stupid. He spoke of the gold that I wear around my waist. I would love to know where the fuck he sees gold. The only thing around this waist is platinum and something he will never get his hands on so he better just dig down deep and hope that he stays focused on keeping his own title and not be looking at mine. That will be a cold day in hell before he wears this big SIMONIZED championship. And if he thinks that I was put in this match because management didn’t like me much where is the logic of his thinking. I was put in this match for the sole purpose of putting the asses in the seats. The management as he calls it knows fully well what I can and have done. Champion versus Champion tonight Scavenger...and only the strongest will survive here in Sapporo.

Kirsta turns away from Mystic and looks into the camera.

Kirsta: Scavenger, dear boy you have a long way to go before you can say that the GX title will be bigger than the Premier Title is. Don’t you pay attention ?I have been the one that breathed life back into Uncensored's top title be it the Primo title or the Premier title. Since you been back, how many times has the...lowly title changed hands? What was your reign as champion last time? Think hard now. Don’t rack your brain too hard now. It was 7 days. One show. So tonight you will be facing the real champion. The one that can’t be put down. Time for talk is done, It's time for you to put up then shut up. Will you be able to back up your words? I think not. It won’t be long now. You’re the next in line, my next victim. I don’t talk cheap and I back it all up. Bring whatever you want but it won’t be enough.

Into the camera, she winked;

Kirsta: You are just a warm up for when I face JXD.

Kirsta walks off and leaves Mystic and Deuce standing there.  As Mystic looks up she sees mistletoe and points up to it. Deuce looks up and without hesitation he kisses her lips.


The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is your MAIN EVENT!!!

"Herzeleid" by Rammstein starts to play and the lights flicker as Scavenger comes out from the back. He is led by Lauren as he speaks to the chair in his hand.

Chloe: Introducing first...from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois...your Ground Xero Champion...SCAVENGER!!!

Maverick: Looks like this week Scavenger has a plain black steel chair.

Lauren takes her place at ringside and we see Vesuvius in the crowd watching Scavenger as the chaired wonder makes his way up the steps and then into the ring, his music fading away. The arena lights go down and a loud roar of a jungle cat is heard as "My Last Breath" by Evanescence pipes though the PA system. A crack of a whip is heard as the lights come back up as Kirsta appears and makes her way down to the ring.

Chloe: And his opponent...this is the Uncensored Premier Champion...THE HELLCAT...KIRSTA...LEWIS!!!

Dressed in tight fitting black leather pants and matching vest, with her hair tied back. Around her waist she uses a whip as a belt that she often uses in her matches. Her wrestling boots match her leather pants and have chains wrapped around the ankle of the boots. She slides into the ring, and "Quick" Casey calls for the bell.

Diablo: What a night of Dominance it has been and I've been waiting for this all week! Who you got?

Maverick: I'm going to have to go with the Champ.

Diablo: Me too.

They move in for a collar and elbow with Scavenger standing nearly a foot taller than Kirsta. With a quick snap, he sends her down onto her back. She is fast to her feet and moves back in on him. This time the collar and elbow goes to her advantage with a side headlock. Scavenger backs into the ropes and shoots her off, he goes for a big boot to the face but Kirsta ducks under him with a baseball slide and tripping him, applies a quick ankle lock!

Maverick: She has got that in DEEEP!

Diablo: The Ground Xero Champion on the proverbial ropes already!

Scavenger rolls through and then kicks out of the hold. As Scavenger turns around to face Kirsta she spears him, knocking him down to the mat. She reaches down and takes the chain from around her boot and wraps it around his neck. Twisting it in her hand making the hold even tighter around his neck choking him.

Maverick: The Hellcat is just relentless here in the early goings, keeping the bigger and stronger Scavenger off his feet where he will be able to do his most damage.

Scavenger is able to roll outside of the ring, wrenching the chain away from Kirsta and tossing it aside.

Diablo: Several fans just braved security for that souvenir!

As Kirsta followed Scavenger outside, then back into the ring he met her with a high knee lift. Scavenger whips her off the ropes and clotheslines her to the mat. He looks out towards Lauren at ringside and nods. He then looks towards Vesuvius in the crowd and they both nod. Scavenger then stands Kirsta up, whips her into the corner buckle and misses with a shoulder block as she side steps it. She then gives Scavenger an elbow across the back. He answers this by picking her up into a bear hug and then slams her into the corner buckle before giving her an overhead suplex to the middle of the ring!!!

Diablo: Scavenger with a quick lateral press!

Maverick: ...1...2...Kirsta managing to kick out!!!

Staying right on her, Scavenger pulls Kirsta up and again whips her into the far side ropes. Ducking his head for a big back body drop, Scavenger stands up with her but Kirsta manages to flip over onto her feet. Standing back to back with him, she leaps, nailing a Pele Kick out of a standing backflip!

Maverick: Oh what a kick! That was simply brutal!

Scavenger is hung up in the top and second ropes from a Pele kick, Kirsta walks over to him with a wicked grin on her face and takes the whip off from around her waist and ties him up in the ropes. Giving him a few knife edge chops to the chest before jumping down onto the floor and slides under the ring apron. When she comes back out she has her bat that was places there earlier. At a closer look at the bat you can see that its been wrapped in barbed wire.

Diablo: It looks almost as if Scavenger is telling Lauren to stay back! Vesuvius is over the guardrail and in the ringside area and Scavenger is definately telling him to stay back!!!

Crawling back into the ring and looking at Scavenger who is trying to free himself, she uses the butt end of the bat and rams it hard into his crotch 3 times and then swings it at his head. The barbed wire has ripped away at his face, blood has covered his whole face and he is bleeding badly!

Maverick: This is where she HAS to stay on him. She has to finish him off!

As Kirsta taunts the crowd, Lauren frees Scavenger of his restraints, and passes him a plain old black chair. Kirsta turns...

Diablo: FOUR!

...AND GETS BLASTED!!!

Scavenger hit her so hard with that chair that it sent vibrations down so hard he dropped it! Kirsta fell hard and Scavenger dropped to his knees bleeding badly, but still hooking the inside leg as fell atop of her.

Maverick: ...1...2...

Diablo: HOW DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT???

Frustrated, Scavenger pushed her back down, he hooked both legs and cinched in tight.

Maverick: ...1...2...SHE KICKED OUT AGAIN!!!

Scavenger pulled her up into a sitting position, and with all his weight down on her neck, applied a sleeper hold. Immediately, Kirsta fought the hold, clawing at his grip.

Diablo: I think she's trying to bridge out of this!

Kirsta bridged out and with two handfuls of his hair, nailed a jawbreaker! As Scavenger took the bump, Kirsta made it to her feet, hitting the ropes running, she nailed him right in the face with a double foot stomp dropkick.

Diablo: LATERAL PRESS!

Maverick: ...1...2...

Diablo: Scavenger kicks out!!!

Maverick: And they are BOTH wearing the crimson mask here in Sapporo!!! What a Main Event!

Diablo: I simply can not believe this display of intestinal fortitude being shown to us tonight by these two Uncensored Champions!

Just then, "Animals" by Nickelback hit the speakers.

Diablo: Wait! What the hell is this? Can't we have one fight that's straight up?

Maverick: I agree! Lauren should NOT have gotten involved moments ago!!!

Deuce Holmes and Mystic, both holding chairs, and both with their fists still taped and dipped in glue and glass stood on the ramp. As they made their way down to the ring, Scavenger hit Kirsta with a vicious spear!!!

Maverick: A spear! It's a spear!!!

Before Casey can slide into position to make the count, Mystic jumped up onto the ring apron, distracting his attention!

Diablo: ...1...2...3!!! Count her out ref! She's beat!

Scavenger stood and went to Casey, turning him back to the action in the ring. As they turned back to Kirsta, she took Scavenger's head off with a Super Kick!!!

Maverick: Count him out ref! He's beat!!!

As Scavenger fell, Lauren Strong jumped up onto the ring apron to distract "Quick" Casey!!! He went to her, trying to get her down off the ring apron.

Maverick:...1...2...3!!! ...1...2...3!!! ...1...2..THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HE'S BEAT!!!

"Quick" Casey finally slides into position.

Maverick:...1...2...

Diablo: SCAVENGER KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

The capacity crowd chanted: "THIS IS AWESOME!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME!!! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*" over and over as they both made it back up to their feet yet again! Kirsta moved in, looking for the collar and elbow when Scavenger pushed her hard, shoving her back into the ropes, he went for an Irish whip, but she somehow reversed it into a hip toss sending Scavenger down onto his back. She backed into the ropes as he made his way slowly back to his feet.

Maverick: SCISSORS KICK!

Diablo: She nailed it clean too.

Maverick: THE HELLCAT IS CALLING FOR IT!!!

Kirsta sprung atop the turnbuckles and looking down at Scavenger, a thumb across her throat symbolically sealed his fate.

Diablo: CATSPLASH!!!

Kirsta leaped, nailing the five star frog splash hard onto Scavenger and knocking all of his wind out of him as she did! Clutching her own gut in agony, she hooked the inside leg for the pinning combination!!!

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!!

The match bell sounded as Mystic, Deuce and Lauren flooded the ring to check on everyone. Chloe stepped in last.

Chloe DeVille: Your winner...THE HELLCAT....KIRSTA...LEWIS!!!

Diablo: What a show!!! I'm spent baby!

Maverick: And what a main event. This match will go down in history as an instant classic! And just remember you saw it here...the night that Uncensored "did" Sapporo!

Diablo: And we're going to "do" Hakodate next week! A special Wednesday night edition of Dominance will be coming to you live from Citizen's Gymnasium! As you know, next Sunday night is Christmas, so we'll be with our families, and we hope that you all are with yours! Until then...

Maverick: I'm Million Dollar Bill...

Diablo: And I'm Angel...but you call me the Devil and we'll be seeing you some other uncensored time...at some other uncensored place!

As the credits began to roll, the cameras focused on Scavenger pacing nervously in the ring, almost seeming to doubt himself. In the background, Vesuvius stormed out angrily. The cameras followed him until the credits, and then time ran out.