As the show opened, the arena was in complete darkness. The Dominance music, "DIRTY LITTLE THING" by Velvet Revolver hit the speakers but the video package did not hit the MegaTron. As the song kicked in full throttle, no pyros exploded. A single spotlight hit off center of the staging. There was a huge snow bank plowed right over the the side of the stag and and the Ultra Violent Dancing Santa of FTW Resolutions fame stood atop of it dancing and saying "HO HO HO!" He was like a broken record up there speaking, and everytime he said "HO", he would smack the bent over Mrs. Santa doll in front of him right on her ass. And then around the sides of the stage the Christmas lights lit up. All laced in the lights were strands of barbedwire. All around the bottom of the snow bank that Ultra Violent Santa stood atop of were plastic reindeer posed in different sexual positions.

In three sections, Christmas lights exploded into life down the steel aisle leading to the ring. The lights did in fact become dimmer the closer they got to the ring because on these strands not only was there barbed wire wrapped up in the light's cord, the barbed wire was laced through trash can lids and wrapped tight around light tubes. Still the ring was bathed in complete darkness.

And then at the part of the song where the largest pyro explosion of the night occurs, there were none again. Instead, the Uncensored Christmas Tree's lights lit up as one. It was a magnificent tree, legitimately eighteen feet tall and maybe as large as twenty. It too had virtually millions of barbedwire wrapped lights whose strands held light tubes, trashcan lids and steel chairs in place. Replacing the star on the top was the Uncensored BANNED Championship Title belt.

Diablo: What's up motherfuckers?

Maverick: You found us!

Diablo: And on a very special Wednesday night edition of... Uncensored's Sunday night Dominance!

Maverick: We were with our families last Sunday night on Christmas and hope that everyone was too!

Diablo: And we're taking next Sunday night off too.

Maverick: That'd be mostly my fault, I doubt I'll be able to work next Sunday. You know I party like a Kennedy every New Year's Eve.

Diablo: Sounds like a regular night out for you...

Maverick: It may but this is far from a regular night out for Uncensored!

Diablo: You got that right! We will see the Ground Xero Champion, Scavenger in action tonight!

Maverick: And speaking of Champions, look up on top of the tree...the Uncensored BANNED Championship.

Diablo: And that is out Main Event of the evening...there's no telling what's going to happen in it and will be well worth the price of admission in itself!

Maverick: I'll tell you what will be worth the price of admission and that's just sitting back and watching the Bloodied hand. Can Ridge and trinity work together? Is a mutual hatred of her brother Deuce Holmes enough to fuel that fire very long?

Diablo: You forgot the key word, not just a brother...we're talking about her twin brother. You can't blame Ridge for not just simply welcoming her with open arms into The Bloodied Hand last week.

Maverick: As if Ridge was able to do much of anything last week. Three big Simonizers sent Ridge and the MegaTron crashing down to the stage floor below.

Diablo: What shocked you more? Ridge getting his ass kicked by Simon? Or Simon being out of jail to do it?

Maverick: Ridge getting his ass kicked never surprises me.

Diablo: Well speaking of The Bloodied Hand, Snake Ridge and his ongoing issues with stablemate Trinity Holmes, I've just received word that she is live and in the house backstage right now.

Maverick: Well what are we waiting for?


Trinity Holmes is seen in her locker room with a cd player blaring “Stand Up” by Trapt as loud as it would go and dancing as if she were finally as free and standing up for herself. The door to her locker room opened just as the band hits the chorus. The Nightmare stepped into the room, slowly closing the door behind him as he heard the stereo blaring out the music. Sensing someone behind her Trinity stopped dancing and twirled suddenly, ready to strike first and ask questions later until she noticed who it was. Reaching out Trinity turned the music down.

Trinity: What are you doing here?

JXD: Sorry, I did knock, but I'm assuming you didn't actually hear me or... uh-

Trinity looked back at the stereo and then back at JXD and simply gave him a simple smile, one not often seen on Trinity’s face.

Trinity: No probably not. I was listening to my new Ring Entrance. I am shedding a lot of the old me. The daddies girl me. I am standing up on my own now and I have the perfect song for that! It’s by a band called Trapt, Stand Up. That’s the song that was playing when you came in.

The Nightmare nodded, looking over Trinity

JXD: Yea, I can see that. Not many people who had the upbringing you did as a kid would be able to drop it so easily or quickly.

Trinity looks JXD dead in his eyes.

Trinity: Then I don’t think you truly understand my upbringing. I am plagued by two men who think they can control who I date. Who I associate with and what I do. I don’t think they understand that this is my life and I have had enough of their shit. Now if you will excuse me I have a match to get focused for.

Trinity looks back up at JXD and turns to turn the stereo back on.


The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and gentlemen...the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds and B.O.S.G.U.M. Pay Per View welcome you to Citizen's Gymnasium here in beautiful downtown Hakodate for a night of UNCENSORED WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie hits the speakers and Kaiya steps out from the back.

Chloe: Our first match of the night is the weekly "GIRL FIGHT!!!" Making her way to the ring first by way of London, England...KAIYA GRANT!!!

As Kaiya slid in under the bottom rope, "Stand Up" by Trapt exploded from the speakers and the crowd stood and booed loudly in unison.

Chloe: And her opponent...she hails from the U. S. Virgin Island of La Isla del Condenado.

Trinity steps out wearing a Bloodied Hand t-shirt and one of the Lie, Cheat and Steal titles around her waist.

Maverick: And doesn't Trinity look ready for a war tonight?

Diablo: I'm thinking she may even be more ready for the big Main Event later than she is in this match.

As Trinity slides into the ring, "Quick" Casey calls for the bell starting the match.

Maverick: And another big edition of Dominance is underway!

Diablo: These two in the ring against each other 10 days ago in the match that decided the Lie, Cheat and Steal Titles.

Kaiya and Trinity hook up both girls struggling to get control, Trinity finally winning when she grabs a fist full of Kaiya’s hair and flings her across the ring, quickly going after her and stomping on her while she is down. On the third kick towards the stomach Kaiya grabs Trinity’s foot and pushes her off. Kaiya is able to get to her feet and when she does Trinity rushes at her again but Kaiya kicks her in the stomach hard enough to double Trinity over and allow Kaiya to grab Trinity in a front chancery and swing around quickly to hit a sharp cutter on her. Kaiya quickly turns Trinity over and tries for the pin.

Diablo: "Quick" Casey slides into position to make the count.

Maverick: One...Two...

Diablo: Trinity manages to get a shoulder up.

Maverick: And just in time too!

Diablo: Kaiya Grant out here with her game face to tonight. And obviously with alot to prove after the loss that Sugar N Spice suffered in their debut match together.

Maverick: Kaiya pulls Trinity up and whips her into the ropes.

Diablo: Hard boot to the gut by Kaiya!

Kaiya has Trinity up against the ropes, punching her in the face repeatedly. She suddenly and violently flung her off the ropes and towards the other ropes and started to run after her but Trinity quickly did a back flip of the ropes trying to nail the rushing Kaiya with a high impact move but Kaiya was quick too and slides under it on her belly. Trinity back flipped again using the opposite ropes to give her more momentum and when she came back to her feet Kaiya was up and Trinity was able to use the extra boost to jump up and plant both hands on the mat, double mule kick, knocking Kaiya out of the ring.

Maverick: Did you see that?

Diablo: Vicious double mule kick there by Trinity! And she is going right after Kaiya.

Maverick: Looks like she's going to roll Kaiya right back in the ring, and maybe go for a pinfall.

Diablo: Trinity hits the ropes running!

Trinity springboards off the second ropes and back flips landing directly onto Kaiya and knocking her back onto the mat hard. Trinity stands as quickly as she can and waits for Kaiya to spend her energy to get onto her hands and knees once she does, Trinity does another standing backflip. Using her feet to kick Kaiya in the face.

Maverick: Her attack is simply relentless tonight on Dominance!

Diablo: She rolls her up for a pinning combination!

Maverick: ...1...2...

Diablo: Kaiya kicking out, and Trinity quickly pulls her back up to her feet.

Trinity throws Kaiya into the turnbuckle and while she lays there helpless she walks over with an air of cockiness and scrapes her boot all across the side of Kaiya’s face, holding the ropes for force and leverage. Trinity pulls Kaiya a little ways away from the corner and lays her there. She then runs up the corner to the top rope and does a quick moonsault, landing perfectly and powerfully on Kaiya.

Maverick: This could be it!

Diablo: Trinity with a lateral press and a leg hooked!

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!!

Chloe DeVille: And your winner...Trinity...HOLMES!!!

Diablo: Trinity picking up a big win here tonight on Dominance and I don't think that anyone is really surprised to hear me say that.

Maverick: I know I'm not.

Diablo: I've just received word that the Premier Champion Kirsta Lewis is in the house!!!

Maverick: Is Harley with her?

Diablo: I don't know, let's check it out!


Backstage in her locker room, Kirsta is sitting there getting ready for the main event, The Nightmare after Christmas match, when Mystic comes in smiling big, carrying Sam in her arms. Kirsta looks up giggling at the little puppy in Mystic’s arms. She rushes right over to her.

Kirsta: Oh my god, where did you find this little thing. She is so cute.

Mystic: Kirsta meet Sam, my Christmas gift from Deuce. He kind of found us and as you can tell from his name. He is not a she.

Both girls giggle and Sam gives a small growl.

Kirsta: Did you and Deuce have a good time away and enjoy Christmas?

Mystic: Yes we did, we really did. It was good to get away from Japan for a few days. But now its back to work.

Kirsta pets Sam and Mystic's mouth about fell to the floor as she reaches for Kirsta's hand.

Mystic: God damn girl!!! Where in the hell did you get that all that ice? I have never seen anything so God damn big.

Kirsta smiles and blushes a little bit.

Kirsta: Well lets just say that I didn’t spend Christmas alone. You aren’t the only one who enjoyed your time off. If you think this rock is big you should have seen the size of his. Damn near covered his pinky.

Mystic is still checking out the ring on Kirsta's hand. Still in shock, she looks up at Kirsta.

Mystic: So do I know this Mystery Man, or are you going to spill it all?

Kirsta: Ummm, You may know him and then you may not. But you're right I’m keeping him all to myself for right now.

Mystic gets a pouty look on her face.

Mystic: So did you get this Mystery Guy something for Christmas as well?

Kirsta: Well of course, I wrapped myself up in nothing but a big red ribbon and was waiting in bed for him. Naw, I did get him something. I got him a new watch for Christmas.

Mystic: Well what I stopped by for was to drop Sam off here for a few minutes. There's something that I need to do.

Kirsta: Yeah, sure. You can leave him here with me.


The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is for one fall!!!

"Herzeleid" by Rammstein starts to play and the lights flicker as Scavenger comes out from the back. He is led by Lauren as he speaks to the chair in his hand.

Chloe: Introducing first...from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois...your Ground Xero Champion...SCAVENGER!!!

Diablo: There's the Champion!!

Maverick: Chloe just said that!

Diablo: What a battle this man went through just ten days ago against the Premier Champion Kirsta Lewis! It was an actual war!

Maverick: In all honesty I can't agree more! Both both took each other to the limit and way beyond!

Diablo: And with that in mind, one of your favorite Uncensored superstars, the X-Rated Jonathan Adams had better be on his A game tonight here in Hakodate! There's no mystery how far he will have to go to beat Scavenger tonight.

As Scavenger climbs into the ring, Let's Fuck by Dope hits the speakers.

Chloe: And his opponent...from Los Angeles, California. The X-Rated...Jonathan Adams!

A few seconds pass with no sight of Adams when the MegaTron lights up showing a scene from backstage. The first thing we see is Adams' face. He gags, then chokes out a mouthful of blood. The camera pans back, first revealing Deuce Holmes with and an almost too simple hammerlock applied to Adams. He slipped a half nelson onto the man pulling him almost off his feet as Mystic slammed him right in his gut with the sledgehammer. Again, he choked up a mouthful of blood.

Diablo: It was Mystic who put Adams out the last time we saw him back at Tsunami!

Maverick: This is simply a heinous assault. There's no way he can compete against Scavenger tonight!

As Mystic and Deuce pulled Adams down to ringside, the beating continued the entire way. Rolling his limp body into the ring, they demanded that Scavenger cover the man and take the win. Scavenger simply ignored them, still watching the MegaTron. With no choice, having both men in the ring, the referee called for the match bell.

Diablo: Did he call for the bell?

Maverick: I think this match is officially underway...

The bell sounding seemed to snap Scavenger out of it. He turned to see Adams down in the ring, bleeding badly and choking up even more blood from those sledgehammer shots to the gut. Again, Mystic and Deuce encouraged Scavenger to take the pinfall.

Diablo: I don't know if Scavenger likes the looks of this.

Maverick: He just doesn't trust anyone in Uncensored, and he shouldn't. No matter how crazy you are, there's no denying that.

Diablo: Well especially when you're talking about those two.

Instead of taking the pinfall, Scavenger took the chair that what propped up outside the ring and seemed to ask the chair what he should do.

Maverick: Can we just get this over with?

Diablo: It's evident that Adams needs medical attention, not a match here. And the bell has sounded.

Deuce Holmes slid into the ring, Mystic was right behind him still holding her sledgehammer. Deuce got right up in Scavenger's face and told him to cover Adams.

Maverick: Scavenger thinks he has someone to fight now!

Diablo: He's got that look in his eye!

Deuce side stepped and Mystic slammed Scavenger in the gut with the sledgehammer. She dropped it and with a baseball slide dropkick under the bottom rope to the outside and a hard right hand took down Lauren Strong. Deuce pushed Adams down onto his back, and Scavenger on top of him. Scavenger began to move but Holmes fell on top of him with a step over toe hold, locking in a sleeper to complete the Holmes Deathlock which held Scavenger down on top of Adams.

Maverick: ...1...2...3!

Diablo: Mercifully, this one's over.

Quickly, Deuce broke the hold, grabbed the sledgehammer and slid out of the ring. He and Mystic both made it back up the ramp and away from the ring pretty quickly as Chloe stepped through the ropes.

Chloe: And your winner...Scavenger!

Diablo: Well that's how it's going down in the books anyway.


As Deuce and Mystic step through the curtain backstage they are greeted by Harley Abate. When the crowd in the arena sees the big bootied babe they go wild!

Harley Abate: Deuce...Mystic...if I could just have a moment?

Deuce: Well I think you can if you can answer a question for me this time.

Harley: Well...I'll try.

Deuce: Is he a retard? Is Whitey Trask the Ground Xero Champion or what?

Harley: I'm sure that you're referring to Scavenger not taking the win that you just gave to him at the expense of one X-Rated Jonathan Adams.

Deuce: He just can't quite get right can he? One week he's on top of the world, the next week it looks like he couldn't defend himself against a twelve year old. And this is who Uncensored has crowned their Ground Xero Champion? You know I realized just now that I need to go speak to the Man Upstairs himself about this issue with the Ground Xero Championship.

He turns to Mystic, wrapping his arm around her waist and pulling her to him.

Deuce: I think that the Ground Xero Champion should be someone about more capable of ...dedication. Someone who knows the meaning of the word...commitment. Not some idiot claiming to be a lunatic.

And then nearly right on cue, the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds stepped into the camera's shot.

Notorious: Yes. You're right. We will get together on this later.

He raised his left arm up, a huge diamond encrusted platinum wristwatch sat on top of it. When Mystic saw it, a knowing smile spread across her face like wildfire.

Notorious: Bout time for the Main Event now though. You ready?

Holmes just smiled.

Deuce: I'll assume I need...NO Introduction!


As Deuce and Mystic step back out through the curtain and onto the staging, the match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This is your Main Event of the evening!

"Prince Charming" by Metallica explodes from the speakers as Deuce stepped out under the lights on the stage. Walking out alongside of Mystic was now Kirsta Lewis as well.

Diablo: Scavenger and Adams were both attended to by medics while Holmes and Mystic were backstage with the always lovely Harley Abate.

Maverick: And the best boss in the world, the underground sensation...the Notorious, D. Simon Reynolds.

Chloe: Introducing first, fighting out of Puroresu Dojo Sakai right here in Hakodate...and being accompanied to the ring by Mystic...this is the Babyfaced Assassin...DEUCE HOLMES!

Maverick: Normally Deuce fights barefoot, tonight however he is opted for street clothes. Jeans, t-shirt and boots.

Diablo: There's no doubt that Ridge would go right after something like that with a broken light tube or some thumb tacks or something sharp.

On the far side of the ring where the Uncensored Christmas Tree had sat all night, Uncensored's jack of all trades, Perry Davidson and his crew of carpenters had taken down one side of the ring ropes and were placing the Christmas tree inside of the ring.

Maverick: Gonna take us a few minutes to get ready for this main event match for you all tonight. This began as a special open challenge laid out by The Nightmare JXD last week on Dominance and then through out the week, the superstars...

Diablo: Well it was actually The Bloodied Hand...

Maverick: Animal Attraction, Deuce and Mystic with Kirsta Lewis have gone right along with it, and now as sort of their Christmas gift to the fans of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment the BANNED Championship will be defended  in a sort of ladder match style.

Diablo: It is the star on the top of the Uncensored Christmas Tree.

Maverick: So we've got that, we've got lumberjacks who hate each other, encouraging their side and tossing in some of the gifts here at ringside that have been under the tree all night long.

Diablo: And while we're talking about this big Nightmare after Christmas match up, let me remind everyone that the original stipulation that the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds set forth for the BANNED Championship match tonight stands! Right now the guys are working hard on the ring itself.

Maverick: The ring ropes are replaced with reinforced barb wire that won't break and only bends slightly. In between the barb wire ropes on each side of the ring there are power lines juiced with 15,000 volts of electricity!!!

Diablo: Wires connect the power lines to the barb wire so each time the barb wire ropes or power lines are touched a mini explosion will take place electrifying whatever touches it!!!

Maverick: The only way to win...is to get the BANNED Championship title belt off the top of the Christmas Tree. Holmes has been hired to ban it and keep it banned here tonight...

Diablo: But he's going to have to damn near kill Ridge to do that here on Dominance!

Maverick: It looks like we're ready to go. Holmes has climbed in, the tree is up and the last set of ropes are being taken care of.

The lights go out and the sound of flesh getting cut fills the arena. Blood starts to drip down the MegaTron forming a bloody hand print. Black Label Society's "Suicide Messiah" starts to play and the fans are on their feet cheering. Snake Ridge and Eva Riot walk through the curtain. Following closely behind them is Trinity Holmes and The Nightmare JXD.

Chloe: And his opponent, he is the self proclaimed Uncensored BANNED Champion and Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah. being accompanied to the ring by Eva Riot and the rest of The Bloodied Hand...SNAKE RIDGE!!!

Ridge stops at the snow bank at the end of the stage and grabs the Ultra Violent Dancing Santa. They all walk toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans as they walk the aisle.

Diablo: Right now it is four on three at ringside!

Maverick: Don't forget Santa! I've heard rumors all week long that he is why Seraphis wanted to take this week off! he still doesn't look at Christmas the same after FTW Resolutions last year!

Diablo: Well what I've been hearing rumors about all week is that there is a very big name so to speak in the house tonight who is looking to pay someone here a visit.

Maverick: I've heard a few names mentioned and one in particular.

Diablo: Now I heard that too but after what Notorious put him through in FTW, I highly doubt it. But like you pointed out, Ultra Violent Dancing Santa is in the house.

Maverick: And you know what kind of damage he can do.

Diablo: There is one very large Christmas present under the tree in the ring and several smaller ones as well.

Ridge climbs into the ring carefully over the barb wire wrapped ropes and as he steps in, they are electrified and the match bell sounds.

Maverick: There's no getting in or out of that ring now until that BANNED Championship has been decided!

Ridge and Holmes tie up at the collar and elbow and as soon as Holmes has a grip on Ridge, he spits the red mist directly into his face! Ridge breaks the hold, staggering backwards and wiping at his eyes. Holmes nailed Ridge with a running insiguri that knocked Ridge into a turnbuckle where a low grade explosion rocked him and sent him down onto his back in the ring.

Diablo: Not even a minute into the fight and Holmes is cheating! He's given Ridge a big hit of that Panama Red which was distraction enough to knock Ridge into those exploding turnbuckles!

On the outside of the ring, Kirsta started pointing to a present under the tree and shouting to Deuce.

Maverick: I think that the Premier Champion is giving Deuce his Christmas present!

Deuce pulls a small present from under the tree and holds it up for the camera. The tag reads: To Deuce, From Kirsta. He tears it open.

Diablo: She got him a matched set of brass knuckles for Christmas!!

Maverick: His fists are his favorite weapons so what better gift for him?

Holmes slips the brass knuckles on and drops a fist down across Ridge's forehead Million Dollar man Ted Dibiase style that busted him wide open on contact. Ridge seemed to come to life as he took the shot, trying desperately to make it back up to his feet. From his knees, Ridge lands a low blow and as he stood hit a swinging neckbreaker from out of nowhere.

Diablo: Now this is Ridge's advantage, he does this week in and week out. This is all just ring mechanics to him at some points in the match.

Maverick: And an awful lot of weapons which is what we have here tonight.

Diablo: You bet your sweet ass we do and Ridge is going after one of them right now!

Ridge pulls a strand of barb wire wrapped Christmas light from the bottom of the tree and began to choke Holmes out with them.

Maverick: Ridge laying down some hard right hands while he chokes Deuce with his left hand and that strand of barb wire.

Diablo: It looks like Eva Riot is trying to get Ridge's attention!

Eva began pointing to one of the presents under the Christmas Tree right in front of Ridge. Dragging Holmes behind him with the choke hold applied, he kicked through a couple of smaller presents to the one she got for him. Letting go of Deuce, he picked it up and shook it.

Maverick: I think he likes the sounds of this!!!

Ridge tore the gift open and tossed the contents straight up into the air like confetti.

Diablo: A box full of thumb tacks!!!

Quickly Ridge pulled Deuce up and applying a Cobra Clutch he swept the leg for a forward Russian legsweep down onto the tacks and the Ultra Violent Santa!!!

Maverick: Oh what a move! Did you see that?

Diablo: Ridge calls that "The Fang" and would normally be going for the pin!

Maverick: But he is going for the gold here in Hakodate!

Ridge grabbed hold of the tree and gave it a shake, making sure that it was secure before he tried to climb it. As he did the cameras focused on Holmes who had tacks in his chin and from the palms of his hands to his elbows. Obviously more were still embedded under him as well. The bloody brass knuckles were still on his hands as his eyes focused and Mystic began shouting to him.

Diablo: I think it's time for Deuce to open a gift!!!

Maverick: It is if he can!

Diablo: What's that? What's he got in his hand?

Ridge was about ten feet up the tree when Deuce shot him right in the small of the back with a Tazer! Ridge couldn't even do anything but freeze, then he fell flat on his back from ten feet up straight down into a pile of his own thumb tacks!

Maverick: And this crowd is jacked! These Japanese fans really appreciate what Uncensored brings to the table week after week.

Diablo: It looks like Holmes is almost using this as a breather.

Maverick: He really needs to stay on Ridge while he has him down.

Holmes made it up to his feet and towards Ridge who was also attempting to move. Holmes drew back for a front kick to Ridge's face but Ridge countered with a Japanese legdrag takedown. From where Ridge was in the ring, Holmes was tossed directly into the ropes causing an explosion.

Diablo: He's wrapped up in those barbed wire ring ropes!

As the explosion occurred, Holmes was not pushed off the ropes as intended. Getting tossed like that actually wrapped his left arm up over the top and under the middle rope. As his eyes rolled back in his head and drool ran out of his mouth from this continuing electrocution, JXD jumped up onto the ring apron behind him.

Maverick: Somebody has to stop this! That is just ridiculous!!!

The Nightmare JXD was pointing wildly at the largest gift under the tree. On his knees, Ridge made it over to the prized gift. Ridge's eyes lit up as he reached in with both hands and pulled it out.

Diablo: Jesus, Joseph and Mary! it's a five gallon bucket of water!!! Water conducts electricity, this could kill Deuce Holmes!!!

As Ridge took a running start to splash Deuce with the water, on the outside of the ring, Mystic lie flat on the concrete floor, Kirsta Lewis had her by the ankles and when Mystic gave the word Kirsta catapulted her! Mystic nailed JXD hard in the base of his skull with a forearm shot knocking him into the electrified ropes. As Ridge tossed the water, JXD impacted with the ropes and Holmes, freeing Holmes at the last second possible.

Maverick: YOU HAV...

When five gallons of water hit JXD with his hands on fifteen thousand volts of electricity, every fuse in Citizen's Gymnasium blew simultaneously. It sounded like a small explosion. And even though he'd just been doused with water, in the pitch black darkness that covered the ring, JXD spontaneously combusted and was thrown a legitimate thirty feet up the steel ramp that led to ringside. He did not burn, only smoldered and smoked as he lie as still as a corpse in the darkness. As the hum of the back-up generators began to grow, dim lights that ran up the stairs to the emergency exits and around the ring grew brighter and brighter.

Diablo: Mic check...1...2...are we back?

Maverick: I can hear you in my earpiece.

Diablo: Yours is a go in mine.

Maverick: Then let me just get this out of the way right now...YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!!! WHAT ARE WE WITNESSING TONIGHT FOR THE UNCENSORED BANNED CHAMPIONSHIP?

As the lights came up in the arena, the Shotzeyville Productions remix of "Let's Go" by Trick Daddy hit the speakers.

Diablo: is this who I think it is? Is this the big name that has been rumored to be on Dominance?

Maverick: I know this ring intro! That's Commander Cool!

With his regular ring introduction ruined by the explosion seconds ago, The Stoned Superstar Jay Jameson stepped out from behind the curtain and into the arena. As soon as his face was seen, it was obvious that he was expected by Kirsta who began waving him  down to the ring to hurry him along. Jay blew out a small whiff of smoke he'd been holding in, then took off for the ring.

Diablo: That barbed wire isn't electrified anymore, these generators aren't powering that!

Jameson slid into the ring and as he ducked a punch from Ridge, poked him in the eye. As Ridge reached up instinctively, Jameson nailed him with an STO.

Maverick: Ridge is right back down into those thumb tacks!

Jameson pulled Ridge up and hi him quickly with a high angle Sambo Suplex.

Diablo: I never thought I'd say this again since Spyder died but...Ridge just lived...THE HIGH LIFE!

Jameson taunted the crowd as Holmes finally began to make it up off of the mat.

Maverick: Ridge can just hang it up now! There's no way he can leave Hakodate with the Banned Championship with the position he is in now!

Diablo: And what's more shocking is that Jay Jameson is Uncensored!!! This is the biggest signing we've had in months!

Jay Jameson and Deuce Holmes began to work together to get the banned Championship belt down out of the top of the tree. It was obvious that Holmes was offering it to Jameson so long as Ridge didn't end up with it.

Maverick: And he has quickly chosen his side in the war that certain members of The Bloodied Hand is attempting to wage on Notorious!

Diablo: At one point they had Animal Attraction outnumbered, but not anymore.

The hum of the generators died out and the lights in the arena fell.

Maverick: My mic is still on.

Diablo: I think that power has been restored!

The lights in the arena go off as "Die If You Wanna" by Napoleon hits the speakers. White and blue strobe lights flicker in the entranceway as mist fills the stage and a spotlight hits as "Infamous" Jeremy Diaz emerges from the back.

Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!

Diablo: IT'S THE FORMER UNCENSORED NC-17 CHAMPION AND CURRENT X-NET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE INFAMOUS JEREMY DIAZ!!!

Maverick: AND HE IS BACK HOME IN UNCENSORED!!!

Diablo: THIS IS THE ONE! THIS IS THE ONE WE'VE HEARD THE RUMORS ABOUT ALL WEEK RIGHT HERE IN THE FLESH!!!

Diaz walks down the aisle arrogantly smirking at fans as he enters the ring via the steel steps.

Maverick: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER!!!

Diablo: DIAZ AND JAMESON HAD A BRUTAL BATTLE RECENTLY IN A RIVAL COMPANY!!! AND THERE'S NOTHING BUT BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THEM.

Maverick: WELL NO MATTER HOW HE FEELS ABOUT JAMESON, I'LL BET IT DOESN'T COME CLOSE TO COMPARING HOW HE FEELS ABOUT HOLMES!

Diablo: THAT HATRED HAS OUTLASTED CMW, FTW, SCCW AND IS NOW LIVE AND UNCENSORED!

Diaz shouted something to Holmes who quickly shouted right back at him. As soon as they spoke, Diaz went after Jameson and Holmes went after Ridge.

Maverick: A Pier 6 Brawl has just broken out here on Dominance!

Diaz backed Jameson up into the barb wire ropes with a barrage of right hands. With an Irish whip he sent him for the ride where he lifted him up for a Samoan drop, the dropped in with an ace crusher off the back of his shoulder!

Diablo: HE'S THE INNOVATOR OF THE SAMOAN DROP!

Maverick: HOLMES HAS RIDGE IN AN ARMBAR!

With his elbow almost hyper extended, Ridge ate a jumping knee to the face and was quickly doubled over and lifted into a package piledriver and dropped hard on the top of his head.

Diablo: IT'S DEVIL'S NIGHT!

As Diaz tossed Jameson over the top ropes on one side of the ring, Holmes did the same to Ridge on the other. Diaz began to shout orders to the crew at ringside and Holmes began pointing to the back and shouting towards Mystic.

Maverick: What the hell is going on here?

Diablo: I really don't know, I've never seen anything at all like this.

Mystic and Kirsta took off for the back, as Trinity and Eva checked on Ridge. As soon as Mystic was backstage, several young Japanese boys ran to the ring and slid in. They each held a straw broom and began to sweep the ring free of debris. As this was happening, the ring crew began taking the barb wire off the ropes.

Maverick: The show's not over is it?

Diablo: Oh I don't think it is...I think we're getting ready for the second main event!

With the Banned Championship forgotten, Holmes did not seem to notice or care when Diaz pushed the Christmas Tree over and out of the ring. The title fell right down into Ridge's lap as Holmes stripped down to his cup right in front of everyone. With the ring and the ropes cleared, Diaz tore his pants off revealing his wrestling trunks underneath his jeans. Mystic quickly returned without Kirsta, but with Deuce's Gi and Black Belt.

Maverick: Diaz has his jacket and gold off. Holmes is barefoot and wearing the traditional Gi bottoms he prefers to fight in, I think that they're really going to do this!

Diablo: Nothing's stopping them!

Trinity stood behind Diaz, ready to cheer him on and was getting the crowd into it. Behind Deuce was Mystic doing the same. As everyone in the arena fully realized what was happening they began to chant. Behind Diaz and Trinity the chanted: "LET'S GO DIAZ!!!" Behind Mystic and Deuce they chanted: "LET'S GO HOLMES!!!"

And then where the match bell would sound to start them off, a single bell tolled.

Maverick: Nothing but that!

As the second bell tolled, both Holmes and Diaz turned to the entrance of the arena. Instead of entering, Notorious was seen instead on the MegaTron. At first he could not even speak because the crowd still chanted for the fight. Finally the noise began to fade.

Diablo: He's as Notorious as he is Infamous!

Maverick: And he is as Infamous as he is Notorious!!!

Notorious: Well just let me be the very first to say...WELCOME TO UNCENSORED...NOW...

By now Diaz had a mic.

Infamous: Hold up now. I'm not into all that gay stuff like you...

The crowd gave Diaz a cheap pop for getting over on Simon.

Infamous: Now before you try coming out here and telling me how you own me and how this fight between me and him is gonna go down, I'll tell you how it's gonna go down!

Maverick: All I know is if he is holding that mic in this show...Notorious owns him.

Diablo: Pretty much.

Infamous: I can see right now that there's no fighting this chump here in Uncensored. I could've had this all over with by now but you want to bring all this drama to the table.

Diaz turns to the crowd, away from the MegaTron and Simon.

Infamous: So I'm just gonna eat this chicken at a different table. I'm taking this all the way to X-Net Worldwide and the Main Event of what will soon come to be known as the Infamous 8 Cup.

The crowd nearly blows the roof off of the place at this announcement.

Diablo: I can't believe what I just heard! Holmes versus Diaz will be the main Event of the Infamous 8 Cup at X-Net Worldwide!!!

Maverick: You heard it here first on Dominance!

Notorious: You know what Jeremy...? That's no problem. That's no problem at all.

The camera that was on Notorious panned back, revealing him to be in the parking garage under the arena. he stood next to a long white limo.

Notorious: And you my Infamous friend...are not going to be a problem for me either. And even if you were...

The Notorious D. Simon Reynolds opened the door of the limo...

Notorious: I'd already have the perfect solution for that problem.

And that was when Miss Perfect stepped out of Simon's limousine. All house microphones were cut before anyone could react or respond. And as soon as you saw her, she was gone again. Replaced with an advertisement for the next Uncensored event.