Pyros explode from the staging and the crowd stands to their feet as "Money Bought" by Nickelback hit the speakers.
Diablo: You found us!
Maverick: And we are live from THE Mecca.
Diablo: The Mecca of sports.
Maverick: And entertainment!
Diablo: And it is on tonight. What a card we have for you! Up and down...top to bottom. Solid.
Maverick: I can't wait for the main event! JXD puts it all on the line. The money...the fame...the glory...the Uncensored Primo Title is on the line tonight!
Diablo: Both men in top shape, physically and mentally going in tonight. But no one is as ready to fight as Seraphis and Trinity are!
Maverick: They've put each other through hell already this week. I can't wait to see what they've got left for us tonight.
And then they are interrupted as the big screen roars to life. It's screen is split and so is the crowd's reaction to it. Half of them are cheering Dominance GM Big Dick Dempsey. Half of them are booing the CEO David Law. Dick is on his cell phone, Law is obviously in his corporate offices in El Paso, Texas has Dick on speaker phone. Law sits back in a high backed leather chair.
Law: Dicky...
Big Dick: Mr. Law...s'cool of you to call me...right now. What can I do for you...right now?
Law: Oh...you just went on the air didn't you? First show out there alone...huh Dicky? Few butterflies in your stomach there maybe?
Big Dick: Nah man. With the crew I got...this show almost runs itself.
Law: Well I just wanted to remind you...and everyone else here...of your first night...with "The Company" Turn around Dicky...there's a monitor behind you.
Big Dick turns around and sees, along with everyone else the night that he was driving to work for his first night. He and his cousin Just Plain Jack Jennings, the sound guy at the gorilla position got so stoned on the way to work that the windows were so clouded up with smoke that he didn't even see that he had parked on the train tracks behind the arena and they almost killed themselves because the first match of the night was a Distress Express match fought on a speeding locomotive! Not only did they almost kill themselves but everyone on the train as well!
Big Dick's cheeks got a little red, blushing at the memory as the scene faded into Daionara McKinley taking fresh baked cookies to his Uncle, the man who gave him his break in the business, Simon Phoenix.
Big Dick: Oh hell naw! You didn't have to show that!
Then the scene faded into Big Dick almost getting busted for smoking marijuana and him swerving the cops and framing M. P. Curley for trying to sell it to him!
The scene faded into Simon learning all this stuff that Big Dick had screwed up on his first night and that Wrestling's Voice of Morality, Curley was in jail!
Big Dick scores more weed from JXD. Big Dick goes and smokes the weed and sets almost a quarter of the building on fire causing it to be evacuated and the remaining of the fights to be fought in the parking lot as street fights.
Not knowing this because he was so stoned, Big Dick went looking for Simon to get an advance on his pay so he could get some more weed. He didn't find Simon, but he did find the freshly baked cookies.
Big Dick tried to cover the monitor with his hand, but everyone could see it on the big screen.
And then, risking life and limb for his freshly baked cookies, Simon ventures back into the building only to find a plate of crumbs.
Just Plain Jack with only his ass showing because his head had been rammed through the wall. And Big Dick on his shoulders about to be Simonized through his thick cherry wood desk when his Aunt and true blood relative, Simon's wife walked in and demanded that he put Dick down.
And then the scene faded into a moment from XXX Wrestling's history. The 300 pound beast Maverick Davis who held their World Title was shooting off his mouth in the ring about who he would and would not be fighting when "Tom Sawyer" by Rush hit the speakers and David Law came out and stepped into the ring with him. Without a word said, Law was on him, forcing the bigger man back into the corner shoving a thumb down into his carotid artery completely restricting all blood flow to the brain. The XXX Champ was out in near record time, with the way that he angered Law making matches when it was...Law's first night on the job...
Law: Dicky...you had better be very...very polite to each and every one of my employees. You treat these girls like they were your sister...or better. And above all else Dicky...
He gave him the thumbs up. The same thumb he choked out Davis with. It seemed more ominous than encouraging.
Law: Don't fuck up.
Diablo: Our first match of the evening is
a match between two fine looking women in the shape of Keeley Chanelle
and Amy Stevenson.
Maverick: Oh yeah bay-bee let’s get this match kicked off.
A soft piano tune begins playing over the P.A. system.
Paddy Houlihan: Introducing first from Toronto, Canada AMY STEVENSON!!
As the music kicks in properly, Amy comes out from behind the curtain.
As energetic as ever, she dances around a bit. She then walks down to
the ring, blowing kisses to the fans. She climbs into the ring, and
raises her arms for the crowd, and takes her place in her corner,
awaiting her opponent.
The lights go out as the stage fills with smoke, "Open Your Eyes" by the
Guano Apes hits the P.A. System as black and purple strobe lights fill
the ring.
Paddy Houlihan: And Introducing her opponent from Long Beach, California
KEELEY CHANELLE!!
A line of lights start to move up the ramp till you can see Keeley
emerging through the smoke. She walks out with a smile on her face and
walks straight down the ramp, not waving to the fans just walking as her
hips sway side to side. She reaches the ring and with one knee on the
apron she takes the middle rope with one hand and pulls herself up
slowly, sliding into the ring she poses for the fans sliding into the
ring she poses for the fans before running at Amy attempting to take her
down with a spear, but Amy dodges the attack and mule kicks Keeley to
the canvas after catching her square in the jaw. Keeley can be seen
holding her jaw while lying on her back looking to the stars.
Diablo: Ouch Keeley’s jaw will be hurting in the morning from that mule
kick.
Maverick: Who the fuck are you trying to kid Diablo? That was the worst
kick in the history of wrestling! Now shut the fuck up and watch the
damn match already.
Keeley picks herself back up to her feet and smiles at Amy before
delivering a clothesline catching Amy off guard. Keeley bounces off the
ropes and brings a knee down to Amy’s face. Keeley brings Amy back to
her feet and Irish whips her off the ropes and as she comes back off the
ropes in full flow towards Keeley she manages to catch her and lift Amy
onto her shoulders and executes a DVD taking the wind out of Amy. Keeley
goes for an early pin but Lowrider doesn’t even get a two count before
Amy kicks out.
Maverick: This match sucks so far Diablo! No weapons, No puppies, No
nothing!
Maverick’s words must have echoed Keeley’s thoughts as she rolls out of
the ring. Amy tries to catch her breath back as Keeley rummages under
the ring and finds a trash can, Steel chair, Steel chain and throws them
into the ring. Keeley takes a quick look to see that Amy is still down
and continues to search for more weapons. While Keeley is distracted in
her search Amy makes it to her feet and takes a runners stance. Keeley
smiles as she brings out a trash can lid and stands up holding it just
as Amy runs and baseball slides the trash can straight into Keeley’s
bringing both women to the ground. Amy climbs into the ring and up the
top turnbuckle. She then flies off connecting with a moonsault as the
fans let out a loud cheer. Amy then groggily makes her way to her feet
clutching her rib area.
Diablo: It seems Mav as this match is starting to become interesting.
Maverick: Fuck yeah it is!
As the crowd begins cheering Amy on as she drag’s Keeley back to her
feet and Irish whips Keeley into the steel post and runs at her driving
her shoulder into her rib area and forcing her harder onto the steel
post. Amy begins to take control and rams Keeley’s head against the post
at least five to six times busting Keeley open in the process and
causing blood to trickle down her face onto her ring attire.
Maverick: Now that’s what I’m talking about Diablo some “hardcore”
wrestling right there.
Diablo: Amy busting Keeley wide open on the ring post.
Amy backs up and runs once more at Keeley who this time moves out of the
way causing Amy’s shoulder to drive into the steel post sending Amy to
the floor in a crumbled heap. Keeley wipes the blood from her face and
her smile grows widely. A heavy amount of jeering emanates from the
crowd as she throws Amy back into the ring and follows her. Keeley gets
back into the ring and Amy stands groggily. Keeley bounces off the ropes
and attempts a clothesline, Amy ducks but as she comes back up is hit
with a reverse ace crusher.
Diablo: Keeley Chanelle with her finisher the Kiss of Death from out of
nowhere this could be all over folks.
Keeley covers and Lowrider pounds out the three count.
Paddy Houlihan: Your winner KEELEY CHANELLE!!!
The scene shows
Seraphis sitting in a chair drinking a beer. His facial expression isn't
that of the usual joyful drunk he is shown to be on each shown. This
time his brows are arched and his demeanor causes people to stay away
from him. As he sits there Harley Abate makes her way over as she tries
to speak to Seraphis
Harley: Excuse me Seraphis
Seraphis simply brings his head looking up at Harley in a "What the
fuck" manner
Harley: I am wondering if you want to say some words about your opponent
Trinity and what she has done so far?
Seraphis brings his head back down and stands up, as he brings the
microphone over in place as he begins to talk into it
Seraphis: You know something Harley. I come out here and I try to
entertain the fans as much as possible. And if I take shots at my
opponents then I do that...but its done in the business sense. What
Trinity did was take this whole thing and make it personal by going
after a dear friend of mine. Bringing someone that has nothing to do
with any of this just shows that she can't do shit without trying to
weaken the mind of her opponent
Harley: And did she?
Seraphis: Yeah...she did. But guess what...when you weaken something it
either chooses to just lay down and give up or make itself stronger. I
am the one that will strengthen and guess what...that little bitch will
have something in store for her down the road. You can count on it
Seraphis walks away as Harley watches him leave. Once he was gone, she
turned back to the camera.
Harley: That was your Uncensored Ground Xero Champion. And he's on...NEXT!
Backstage Johnny
can be seen holding a small child, standing next to him is a beautiful
well put together woman with brunette hair, the woman is none other than
Kaisha Whitton-McMathews, Johnny's wife. The small child he's holding
their son Jonothan McMathews Jr. a.k.a. J.J.
Johnny: I'm glad yall could make it, they let me back in.
Kaisha: I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Suddenly another woman walks onto the seen, holding the hand of a small
toddler of about three years old. This woman is none other than Keeley
Chanelle.
Keeley: Johnny, I have someone for you to meet.
Johnny turns around still holding onto his son and comes face to face
with Keeley and the toddler.
Keeley: Johnny I'd like you to meet your son. You know the one you ran
out on three years ago.
Kaisha: What's she talking about Johnny.
Johnny hands J.J. over to Kaisha and opens the door to the locker room.
Kaisha takes J.J. into the room and Johnny closes the door before
whirling around on Keeley.
Johnny: Who the hell are you and who is this?
Keeley: Keeley Chanelle, and this is our son.
Johnny: The only son I have is sitting in that room. So fuck you and
your poster child.
Johnny walks inside the locker room and slams the door as Keeley stares
at him with a look of pure rage.
Keeley: I should have known to never trust a poser wrestler with no
gimmick. He'll get what's coming to him.
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Paddy Houlihan: This next match is a non-title match. Coming to the ring by way of The Jersey Shore, Uncensored Ground Xero Champion, SERAPHIS!!!
A series of pyros explode from the stage as Breaking Benjamin’s “So Cold” hits the P.A. system. The crowd cheer’s loudly as Seraphis walks out on stage a lit cigarette dangling from his lip and the Ground Xero belt draped over his shoulder. Seraphis gives high fives to various fans as he makes his way to the ring. He lets the cigarette drop to the floor and steps on it before rolling into the ring and handing the belt to Lowrider.
Paddy Houlihan: Not introducing his opponent. Accompanied by her three sisters and coming all the way from Isla Del Condenado in the Virgin Islands, TRINITY HOLMES!!!
The Lights go black and a series of pyros explode from the stage “Dead Bodies Every Where” by Korn hits the P.A. system and the crowd is on there feet jeering and booing. A crimson red spotlight hits the stage as Trinity struts out her three sisters following close behind. The girls walk down to the ring under the blood red spot light. When they make it to the ring Sheba, Serenity, and Samara circle the ring like vipers ready to strike each staring intently at Seraphis. Trinity walks up the steel steps and enters the ring as if she had no care in the world.
The music dies and the lights comeback on as Seraphis and Trinity begin to stare each other down.
Maverick: She’s acting as if she’s not facing a man nearly three times her size.
Diablo: As is her favorite saying “He may be bigger, but that don’t mean he’s better.”
Maverick: You really have an erection for anything Holmes don’t you?
Lowrider calls for the bell as Seraphis and Trinity continue to stare each other down each trying to circle the other in typical fighter’s fashion. Seraphis goes to try and tie up with Trinity, who merely ducks and gives him a swift punch to the balls.
Maverick: Whoa! Straight punch right to the mommy and daddy button!
Diablo: I don’t care how big you are a closed fist punch to the dick will bring any man to his knees.
Seraphis drops to his knees as Trinity climbs to the top turnbuckle. Seraphis stands and Trinity launches attempting a Missile Toe Drop kick, Seraphis side steps and catches her instead. Seraphis turns and drops landing a brutal side walk slam.
Diablo: Side walk slam by Seraphis!! What a brutal move!!
Maverick: Damn I thought I saw the ring shake on that one!! He keeps that up and there’ll be nothing left of Trinity!!
Seraphis runs at the ropes and just as he hits them Serenity reaches up and grabs his foot causing him to fall face first onto the mat. Trinity stands and runs at Seraphis drop kicking him right in the face.
Diablo: Trinity bouncing right back with a drop kick to Seraphis.
Maverick: Huh? Oh sorry staring at those body guards there almost as good as the Simones!
Seraphis stands slowly clutching his head; Trinity lands a vicious spinning round house kick causing him to take a step back. As he steps back Sheba, Serenity, and Samara each grab a limb holding him to the ropes. Trinity takes her opening and climbs up and over Seraphis, hooking his arms with her legs and pulling his legs up towards her with her arms. Seraphis screams out in pain as Trinity wrenches the maneuver in tighter.
Diablo: Engulfed! Trinity has him tied up good for a little lady!
Maverick: Well it would be nice to be between those legs but not like that, that seems too painful.
Diablo: You always think about sex don’t you?
Seraphis screams out once more. His face takes on a look of pained determination as he uses all his strength breaking the hold, which in turn sends Trinity face first into her three sisters, knocking them down like bowling pins. The girls make it to there feet and Trinity stares up at Seraphis a look of anger and hatred in her eyes. Seraphis stares down at her as if daring her to get inside the ring and fight some more.
Diablo: Looks like neither of them wants to step into the others domain!
Maverick: Each know there in for a world of hurt if the other gets the advantage.
Seraphis quickly loses patience and steps through the ropes and hops down from the apron onto the concrete flooring. He then begins stalking Trinity who runs around the outside of the ring trying to get away from Seraphis. Both Sheba and Serenity put their hands up to show both of them they are not in this when Samara hands Trinity something that neither the cameras nor Seraphis catch until it is too late. Trinity runs up the steel step of the ring and spins, slipping the brass knuckles on her small hand, spinning at the same time closing her fist and nailing Seraphis in the cheek bone with a Spinning Back Fist cutting him open, and sending him down to one knee.
Maverick: HOLY SHIT did you see that! She cut him wide open!
Diablo: That little girl can do some damage, but what are the triplets up to?
Trinity sends Seraphis to the floor with a brutal drop kick, causing her to fall backwards off the steps. Trinity rolls out of the fall. She runs up the steps and stares down at Seraphis; she turns and leaps landing a brutal Asai moonsault. Trinity stands and notices that the triplets have set up a table right next to where Seraphis is lying. Trinity slowly walks up the steel steps again as the triplets pick Seraphis up in front of the table.
Diablo: The girls have set up a table and may be waiting for Trinity to attempt a high risk maneuver here!
Maverick: What would she do drop kick him into the table?
Seraphis shrugs the triplets off and comes face to face with Trinity on the apron. With the brass knuckles on Trinity tries another Spinning Back Fist but this time Seraphis catches her arm and shakes his head no. He looks behind him quickly noticing the table, as he turns his head Trinity tries to slap him with her free hand. He catches that hand two and pulls her in quickly for a suplex. Jumping backwards Seraphis sends himself and Trinity through the table landing a brutal T-bone suplex. Both of them merely lay there unmoving, shards of the table scattered around them as if it were shrapnel from a grenade.
Diablo: Big T-bone suplex by Seraphis sending them both through that table! What a big move by Seraphis!
Maverick: That had to hurt the both of them neither is moving!
The triplets jump into action and begin stomping Seraphis. He attempts to sit up but Serenity kicks him hard in the face causing him to lie back down. Trinity begins to stir and Sheba helps her to her feet and into the ring. Seraphis rolls over to his stomach and stands up. Sheba grabs a steel chair and slides it into the ring as Seraphis slides in after Trinity.
Trinity grabs the chair and as Seraphis approaches tosses it to him and runs to the ropes. Just as he lifts it Trinity jumps and drop kicks the chair into his face causing him to fall back into the ropes. On the rebound Trinity drops and trips Seraphis with a Drop Toe Hold.
Diablo: Trinity fighting back hard after that brutal suplex through the table.
Maverick: I’m waiting for the puppies.
Diablo: Don’t let her hear you say that.
Seraphis stands groggily facing the corner turnbuckle. Seizing her chance Trinity runs jumps and grabs Seraphis’ head. Using her own momentum she kicks off the turn buckle attempting a tornado bull dog, instead Seraphis slips his head out and gives her a push causing her to slam into the mat.
Diablo: Seraphis barely escaping that tornado bulldog, good job too or he’d be the one seeing stars!
Maverick: I’m still waiting to see the puppies!!
Seraphis takes a step forward as Sheba grabs his foot. He turns and glares down at her shouting something at her in anger. Just as he turns back to look at Trinity she’s up and jumps at him driving her elbow into his face, causing his cut to split a little more.
Diablo: An elbow smash has Seraphis stuck in the corner.
Maverick: But look at there size difference it won’t be long till Seraphis destroys her!
Seraphis falls back into the corner as Trinity grabs the top rope. She holds onto the rope to give keep her balance as she lays into Seraphis’ midsection with a series of kicks, one of them landing below the belt for good measure. She then jumps springboarding off the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana, as Trinity goes to twist Seraphis grabs her hips and walks forward reversing the hurricanrana with a brutal sit out powerbomb.
Diablo: Seraphis saves himself again reversing a big move with his own big move what a powerbomb!!!
Maverick: How much longer are these two gonna be able to handle the abuse? I mean come on Trinity’s a hundred pounds soaking wet and these to are literally man handling each other!!
Diablo: We are talking about two very dedicated warriors, and Trinity’s got a shot at the number one contender spot for Seraphis’ title so you know she’s not going to give up any time soon!
Seraphis stands and a loud cracking sound resonates through the arena as he’s meet by a hard chair shot to the back of the head by Samara Holmes. As he falls to the mat Samara picks Trinity’s arm up and lays it over Seraphis before sliding out of the ring.
Lowrider drops to count the pin. 1………..2…….KICK OUT!!
At the last second as if in pure primal instinct Seraphis raises his shoulder and pushes Trinity’s arm off of him.
Maverick: You gotta be shittin me!!!! No one takes a head shot like that and stays conscious!!!
Diablo: Seraphis barely escaped that three count!!
Lowrider lifts both Trinity and Seraphis’ arm and lets them drop to the mat.
Lowrider: ONE……
Neither combatant moves an inch as Lowrider begins to count them both out.
Lowrider: TWO…….
Trinity shakes her head and lays it back on the mat, a small trickle of blood slides down her forehead.
Lowrider: THREE………
Seraphis raises his head, blood gushing down his face before dropping it back to the mat.
Lowrider: FOUR…..
Trinity begins to stir sliding her arms underneath her.
Lowrider: FIVE
Seraphis rolls onto his stomach, nearly coming face to face with Trinity.
Lowrider: SIX…….
Trinity pushes herself to her knees as Seraphis begins to push himself up.
Lowrider: SEVEN……
Trinity makes it to a kneeling position as Seraphis makes it to his knees, both wrestlers look to be in pain with blood on their faces.
Lowrider: EIGHT……
Trinity stands and walks to the corner as Seraphis makes it to a kneeling position.
Diablo: Both of these warriors showing a lot of heart here tonight folks. Neither one wants to give up!!
Seraphis makes it to his feet and wipes the blood from his forehead making sure he doesn’t get any in his eyes. Trinity as well wipes the blood away as if she were just removing some sweat. Trinity climbs the ropes once more as Seraphis slowly walks towards her.
Diablo: Trinity looks to be going for another high risk maneuver.
Maverick: Both of them have lost enough blood to fill a bank!
Diablo: Like you said before Mav were not having fun till someone dials 9-1-1
Trinity leaps going for a Cross Body Drop, but once again Seraphis catches her as if he were attempting a bear hug. Seraphis holds Trinity around the waist trying to go for one of his belly to belly suplexes but he doesn’t have a tight grip on her and she slides her body straight down his into a split then brings both hands up in a fist punching him in the nuts as hard as she can, Seraphis screams out in pain, bending forward and taking a few steps backwards, Trinity immediately jumps up and grabs the back of his head jumping up and fling his face into the mat with as much force as she can.
Diablo: Trinity with a devastating face driver!
Maverick: Good thing his face was already messed up.
Diablo: Why must you always be so mean?
Trinity drops and goes for another pin.
Lowrider: ONE…..TWO….KICKOUT!!
Just a second before Lowrider can slam his hand down a third time Seraphis raises his arm and shoulder. Trinity slaps the mat in anger and lays across Seraphis’ chest in an attempt to use her weight to her advantage.
Lowrider: ONE…TWO…KICKOUT!!
This time Seraphis reaches under Trinity and lifts her as if bench pressing her and drops her just behind his head. Catching a second wind Seraphis gets back to his feet and the two circle each other as if they were wild animals circling their prey.
Diablo: What a kick out Seraphis showing he is not gonna give up anytime soon. Even you have to admit, Mav these two are putting up one hell of a fight!!
Maverick: I haven’t seen two people fight with so much passion since Law took control of Uncensored! These two are really going at it.
Seraphis snatches Trinity by one arm and slings her to the ropes and when she comes flying back at her he attempts to clothesline her but Trinity ducks and bounces herself off of the opposite ropes using the momentum to fling herself even harder and faster past Seraphis once again jumping quickly up onto the third rope and springboarding herself backwards wrapping her legs around his neck and flinging her entire body backwards taking Seraphis down hard.
Diablo: Enrapture! That is one sweet move when she pulls it off!
Maverick: I just like watching her pull them off!!
Trinity puts one arm over Seraphis making yet another pinfall attempt. The fans are at the edge of there seats as Lowrider drops to make the count.
Lowrider: ONE……TWO…..KICKOUT.
The crowd is on there feet cheering Seraphis on as Trinity slaps the mat in anger.
Diablo: Trinity putting up one hell of a fight but just can’t seem to get that three!
Maverick: You’re telling me this is one hell of a fight! Both of them are putting one hundred and ten percent into this match up.
Diablo: This is a main event status match without the title!!
Suddenly “Slicker than your Average” hits the P.A. system and the crowd begins booing loudly.
Maverick: You GOTTA be shittin me!! Rayne Young??
Rayne Young runs down to the ring as the crowd jeers him. He runs up to Seraphis and delivers a brutal ace crusher. Seraphis falls back to the ground seemingly unconscious. Rayne stares down at him as Trinity takes a few steps back.
Diablo: What the hell is Young going here? Young taking out Seraphis is that last thing I’d expect!
Maverick: I thought Rayne hated anything Holmes!
As if proving Maverick right Rayne turns his attention on Trinity who takes a few more steps back. Rayne closes the gap quickly and snatches her by the arm pulling her in close to him. Trinity looks him in the eye and spits in his face after an exchange of words, the only thing that could be heard out of his ramble was one very distinct word, Deuce. Trinity once again spits in his face before he ducks down and scoops her up into a fisherman’s suplex turning it into a michinoku driver. He stands and rolls Trinity’s limp body into the ring.
Diablo: NO WAY!! Rayne takes out Seraphis with the Oblivion and then hits Deuce’s finisher Devils Night on Trinity. That is just uncalled for!!!
Maverick: Looks like this match is definitely getting some unwanted company, Rayne seems to be making himself right at home.
Both Trinity and Seraphis lay knocked out cold as Rayne calls for a mic. He stands over Trinity’s limp body a look of deep hatred in his eyes as he stares at her a moment, as if thinking about what he were going to say. After a second the crowd begins to boo loudly and Rayne raises the mic slowly to his lips and utters one word.
Rayne: DEUCE!!!!
Diablo: Rayne is just plain obsessed with The Baby Faced Assassin!
Maverick: Like you said he hates anything Holmes namely Deuce.
Rayne: Deuce Holmes! Show your face you fucking coward!! That’s right Deuce I called you a fucking coward! Here lays your dear diamond of a sister. Look at her Deuce, only 99 pounds and thinks she can wrestle. Just like you think you can wrestle. Your nothing Deuce You’re a piece of shit nothing and I DARE you to come out here and TRY to save her.
He looks down to the triplets.
Rayne: I dare anybody named Holmes to come and try to stop me!
Rayne kneels down and grabs Trinity by the hair lifting her head, blood pouring more freely from the cut on her forehead. The Devil’s night seemed to have opened it just a bit more.
Rayne: Look at her Deuce, I know how much your sister means to you now look at her. All cut open, bleeding from YOUR finishing move. But that’s what she gets for spitting in my face. No one spits in my face! Not even your little whore of a sister!! She spit in my face just like you did. You spit in my face by not being man enough to come out here and face me one on one. So you know what since you don’t want to show your sister will feel the pain I would have put you through you pussy.
Rayne scoops Trinity up onto his shoulders setting up for a Death Valley Driver when the lights go black.
Diablo: WHAT THE HELL??
All of the sudden the lights start to flicker white and blue then blue smoke rises from the entranceway and as a video plays of a band in black and white and shows crowd cheering them the song Bottom of a bottle by Smile Empty soul hits and the words Seamus Kelley appear on the screen and fade off then blue and white pyros set off and Seamus comes down on an elevator from the rafters and lands in the middle of the entranceway he is smiling and has his hands out at his sides as if to say "Yeah that’s right its me". He uses the cane he has in one hand to feel where the elevator ends then he walks down to the ring tapping the ground with his cane then his cane hits the ring and he slides in and he throws his head back and his hands out to his sides and yells then blue pyros shoot from the rafters and white pyros shoot from the turnbuckles and they make a crossing effect then it all dies down.
Diablo: ITS SEAMUS KELLEY TO THE FUCKING RESCUE!!!!
Maverick: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLIND FOOL DOING?
Diablo: Probably smells Trinity’s perfume!!
Rayne stops suddenly and Trinity falls from his shoulders. Rayne has a look of shock and insult as he watches Seamus make his way to the ring, using his cane to guide him past the carnage. Young gets a cocky smirk as he sees Seamus roll into the ring and tap the cane about. Rayne bounces off the opposite ropes and attempts a clothesline. Seamus under Rayne’s arm and swings the cane, as if it were a sword, and slamming it into Rayne’s midsection, knocking the wind out of him. The blow was delivered with such ferocity that the impact causes Rayne to drop to his knee’s, clutching his stomach, and gasping for breath.
Diablo: Martial arts style blow to the stomach with that cane!
Maverick: He looks like he was trying to slice Rayne in two pieces!!
Seamus then martial arts kicks Rayne in the head, causing him to slam backwards on the mat. Afterwards Kelley helps Rayne to his feet before snatching him up into a fisherman’s suplex position. At the last second Seamus reverses the move so that Rayne is facing the opposite direction as he is and drops fast, impaling Rayne’s head into the mat.
Diablo: NO TOMORROW!!! Seamus hitting a big move on Rayne Young!!!
Maverick: He’s pretty good for a blind man.
Diablo: He beat Tony Ruiz in Highway to Hell!
And that's when in seemingly a single second the lights fell, a deep crimson red spotlight hit the center of the staging, and "Thunder Kiss '65" by White Zombie exploded from the speakers. There was a collective gasp when the crowd saw who stood in that spotlight, and knowing what was coming...they screamed it right along with him.
Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin me!
Head bowed, arms extended, crucified.
Diablo: Daddy's home!!
He raised his head, the scowl was not only painted onto but etched deeply into his face. The starkness of the white "war paint" that he wore only made his eyes look even more bloodshot and menacing. And he was jacked. Standing six foot five, and thick. Two Ninety easily...maybe three hundred pounds.
At ringside, Paddy put on his reading glasses and unrolled a scroll.
Paddy: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, no matter who you are...if you are within the sound of my voice...
He started walking to the ring.
Paddy: Be clear of not only the ring but the ringside area and the first several rows of ringside seating now!
They were just jumping up and down. Bouncing to the music. It was near deafening inside of The Mecca. The triplets...his daughters, dove into and onto each other, over the guardrails at ringside before running off into the crowd.
Paddy: HOLMES...is in the house.
Diablo: And there's no mistaking Daddy for anyone else in THAT family!
Maverick: You sure like calling him Daddy...
As Paddy said his name, he reached up and grasped the top rope, pulling himself up onto the ring apron, the pushed it down to step over it.
Diablo: He held the SWF World's Heavyweight Title for 15 months back in 2001 and 2002, but has been employed since March with Uncensored. The Primo Title...his handiwork. The NC-17 Title belt. Handcrafted. The Ground Xero belt that Seraphis is in possession of...he put the X on it for hall of famer and former ground Xero Champion Dakota X.
By now the noise and energy had caused Rayne to stir in the ring. He had not seen Holmes in a year since Bad Meets Evil 2004. This was obvious by the look in his eyes. Rayne did not look especially afraid as much as he appeared to be genuinely shocked and almost marking out that he had gotten this much attention. Knowing Holmes' style, he decided to try and strike first and as he did Holmes caught him tight and square around the throat. Rayne punched and found that Holmes had a considerable reach advantage on him. He swung again, wildly this time, almost more at the arm that held him that at anything really painful. Holmes simply took a half step back, planted then nailed a hard yet very basic front kick to the point of Seamus' chin.
Diablo: Big boot to the face!
The first thing most wrestlers are taught is how to fall correctly. Being blind, Seamus had nearly perfected this. Nearly. But he couldn't see how close to the ring ropes he was, and falling backwards slid over the top rope like it had been oiled and landed facedown with a wet smack.
Maverick: That impact was sickening!
Back in the ring, Rayne took the cue and landed one hard straight kick to Holmes' thigh before Holmes reached back into centerfield and decked Rayne. He stumbled back two steps into the turnbuckles, holding himself up with the top ring ropes when out of nowhere, Holmes slammed a boot into the side of his head, flooring him. Holmes takes the middle turnbuckles in a dominate position directly over top of Rayne and calls for the mic from Paddy.
He catches it, and slowly raising it to his lips says:
Holmes: This match was booked to be...one...on...one...
And the crowd went wild.
Holmes: And this match will be...
He looked down at Trinity.
Holmes: AND THIS MATCH WILL BE...
He dropped the mic into the ring, hopped down, grabbed the top ropes for leverage and stomped Rayne hard in his chest repeatedly before pulling him up and Irish whipping him into the far side ropes. Holmes followed him in running, the second he hit the ropes, Holmes hit him with a hard clothesline that sent him down to the hard concrete floor at ringside. He picked the mic back up.
Holmes. One...on...one!
He tossed the mic back to Paddy, backed to the ring ropes, and wrapping his arm around the top rope, backflipped over the ropes down to the floor below. He went straight for the timekeeper's chair. When Holmes stood over him, he was off of his ass in an instant, dropping the small hammer he rang the bell with. Holmes picked it up and sat down.
Diablo: And that's that!
Maverick: She is busted wide open, wearing the proverbial crimson mask but she is up and almost to her feet!
Diablo: So is Seraphis...and he's beginning to stir as well!
They both began to notice the other making their way to their feet and this pushed both of them to try and be the first one up. Seraphis just barely beat her, and snatched her the rest of the way to her feet around her waist nailing her with a hard over the head, release belly to belly suplex. She hit the mat hard as Seraphis was hitting the ropes, he sprung back at her fast going for a shining wizard but bending backwards on her knees like only a girl can, he missed, landed on his feet and got punched hard and square dead in the jewels. Seraphis doubled over as she stood hitting him so fast with a DDT so hard that he flipped completely over landing on his back. She covered the champion quickly but still holding his nuts, Seraphis got his other shoulder up just far enough, just in time.
Diablo: She is pissed! Just slamming the mat in frustration.
Maverick: The spoiled bitch is throwing a fit!
Trinity pulled Seraphis up by a handful of hair and whipped him into the ropes, she started following him in, then paused, as he bounced back she nailed him with a hard mule kick to the gut. He bounced back into the ropes and she spun getting her footing to nail him with the double mule kick! With Seraphis doubled over, Trinity, with a running start hit the middle rope, springboarding and turning to nail a hard bulldog. She had two handfuls of hair and just drove the point of his chin down hard into the mat. She was up in an instant, energized. She sprung herself over the top rope onto the ring apron right behind Seraphis. She shook the ring ropes ala Ultimate Warrior...calling for "that move".
Maverick: Get the fuck away from her!
Diablo: She's a little "Headhunter"
As soon as she hit the ring apron, Lowrider started counting her out. Not knowing she was on the outside of the ring, and out of sheer instinct, a dazed and confused Seraphis started trying to make it to his feet.
Maverick: Stay down! Stay down!
On his knees he swung wildly, the wounds in his face open and running from the impact his face took from a DDT and a bulldog. At 8 Seraphis made it to his feet and swung wildly again, looking for Trinity. He turned as Lowrider counted 9 and she sprung atop the top rope and nailed him with a vicious Springboard Vertebreaker!
She held onto his neck all the way down to the mat and rolled quickly back on top of Seraphis far enough to hook the outside leg. Lowrider slid into position and slammed out the three count as Holmes himself sounded the bell, which sent the crowd into an uproar!
Diablo: I don't believe it!
Maverick: Fuck outta here. I knew all along she could take him.
Diablo: What a match!! That is an instant classic!
Trinity just ignored them, blew a kiss to her Father and slid out of the ring even before Lowrider could raise her arm in victory.
Maverick: Where's she going?
Diablo: Oh don't worry...we'll find out soon enough.
Paddy: Your winner...and the new number one contender to the Ground Xero Title...TRINITY...HOLMES!!
Before anything else could happen, on the big screen we see Big Dick is sitting in his office when Trinity comes running in a look of fury on her face, she is so mad the words can not come out of her mouth.
Big Dick: I know that you are mad at Rayne Young and I can’t say as I blame you….
Trinity: I fucking HATE that blind man!
Big Dick: Wha… What?
Trinity: Seamus Kelley!
Big Dick: Why are you mad at him? I thought he came down and helped you, I thought….
Trinity: Who asked you to?? I hate that guy! I would have rather taken an ass kicking from Young than have that guy help me!
Big Dick: Well what do you want me to do about that?
Trinity: I want you to make a match with me against him next week!
Big Dick: If that is what you want, you got it, next week, Trinity Holmes vs. Seamus Kelly!
Trinity: Thank You.
Trinity smiles like a spoiled rotten little bitch.
Once the ring is cleared and swept, the ringside area cleared, the match bell sounds three times calling for everyone’s attention.
Paddy Houlihan: This next match is your main event and will be contested under English rules!
Maverick: Just doesn’t feel right…rules and shit here in Uncensored.
“Slicker than your average” by Craig David explodes from the speakers and the capacity crowd erupts, booing loudly and jeering The Enigma, Rayne Young.
Paddy: Disqualifications are in effect. Both competitors MUST have a second. You can win by pinfall…submission…ten second count out or if your opponent’s second throws in the towel! Making his way to the ring by way of Brixton England. He weighed in tonight at two hundred thirty pounds and is being accompanied to the ring by Jailbird Jacobs…he is the Untamed Spirit….THE ENIGMA…RAYNE…YOUNG!
Jailbird Jacobs enters first, waving not a white towel, but a black one. Red strobes illuminate the arena as Rayne Young steps out from underneath the curtains to a booing reception and winks to the crowd as he casually saunters down the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope into the ring awaiting his opponent.
The arena lights fade to black, Chimaira's "Cleansation" blasting from the speaker system, the crowd quickly letting their disgust and hatred well known. JXD walks out from the doorway His arm around his fiancé Alexandrea. A white flag hanging from her back pocket. The Uncensored Primo Title hanging from the front of his ring attire.
Paddy: And his opponent...from Derby, England. He is THE Uncensored Primo Champion and he is THE NIGHTMARE...J...X...D!
JXD breaks his grip, walking down to the ring with a determined look on his face, leaping up onto the apron and straight onto the top rope, spinning in mid air before backflipping into the ring. JXD looks over the crowd as they boo him violently, taking no notice as he removes his shirt and throws it out the ring into the crowd before handing the belt to Lowrider.
Maverick: I don't know who these people hate more!
Diablo: I think I do. Rumors abounding Law's buyout of Uncensored...about the fact that he is the referee of three of the first round matches in the second ever Roughkut dot com Invitational. And Rayne Young is the only man representing UWE in that prestigious tournament. Not the champ...Rayne.
Maverick: You've got to be shittin' me.
Diablo: Wish I was. All this is adding up to something that looks alot like Rayne may be a bit deeper into the payroll department around here than he's been letting on.
Lowrider holds the belt up symbolizing that it is on the line and calls for the bell.
Diablo: But I'll tell what what...he's got a shiner. Rayne at a severe disadvantage right here against The Nightmare JXD. That isn't a black eye on his face...it's a scuff mark!
Maverick: Oh that was a vicious boot to the face he took!
Rayne and JXD move in for the collar and elbow tie up, but Rayne lands a high knee, and follows it with another doubling JXD over. Then he stood him back up with a hard European uppercut.
Maverick: Oh what impact!
He pushed JXD back into the ropes and as he sprung off of them, Irish whipped him to the far side. Rayne hit him with a running elbow that caught him over the eye and lacerated him deeply on that thin skin. Seeing blood this early almost seemed to further energize Rayne.
Diablo: He caught him him just right! That'll take a couple dozen stitches!
JXD only took a second to wipe the blood out of his eye but that's all Rayne needed to hit him with a hard belly to belly suplex. He then rained down a barrage of hard elbows on that cut. All of them perfectly legal. The momentum of his blows pushed JXD out from under him more than anything. JXD got behind him trying to wrestle but Rayne hit a snapmare takeover, stood, slammed him down to the mat, hit a legdrop and hooked a leg.
Diablo: 1...2...
Maverick: The Champion kicking out but he needs to start fighting!
Rayne pulled him up by his hair and Lowrider started a five count. By the time he got to four and Rayne broke the hold, he had run that wound halfway down the top ring rope just tearing it wide open. When Rayne let go and JXD's head swung back towards the ring, a heavy wide spray of blood hit the ring. Seeing it a mile away, Rayne hit his RKO-like finisher.
Diablo: Oh he hit that move...GAME'S OVER!
Lowrider slid into position to make the count.
Maverick: 1...2...3! You've GOT to be shittin' me! We've got a new champ! We've got a new champ!
Diablo: If I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes...
Paddy: Ladies and Gentlemen...your winner...and your new Uncensored Primo Champion...
Rayne posed on the middle turnbuckle with the Primo title held up high as "Slicker than your average" hits the speakers again.
Paddy: THE ENIGMA...RAYNE...YOUNG!
Maverick: Well thanks to Trinity and Seraphis...we were out of time five minutes ago!
Diablo: So for Maverick, Paddy, Harley, Lowrider and Big Dick...this is Diablo saying we gonna do this one more again, same time, same place next week and until then we're saying...so long...
Maverick: From the sunshine state!