As the crowd was still filing inside of The Mecca, on a hot and humid August night holding drinks, snacks and souvenirs, "Money Bought" by Nickelback hit the speakers a few moments late and not one ass was in one seat when the weekly pyro show exploded. Instead of the weekly Dominance highlight reel on the big screen, a live feed from "The Eager Beaver" showing 4 strippers dancing on the four corners of the ring that was set up there for a fight later on tonight.
Maverick: No need to ask what's up motherfuckers this week! That's what's up! T and A!
Diablo: Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment welcoming even more former Full Throttle Wrestling employees...former FTW referee, "Quick" Casey Banks is with Big Dick and Just Plain Jack at the "Eager Beaver" And also...
Chloe DeVille: What's up motherfuckers??
The crowd goes wild recognizing the former host of FTW Striptease.
Diablo: And we will be there live for Amy Stevenson vs. Kyra Cardelli!
Maverick: And that's a no holds barred bar room brawl! And at the "Eager Beaver" they can get just as nasty as they wanna be!
Diablo: Oh and that's not all, we will see a number one contender to Trinity Holmes' Ground Xero Title when Brandon Johnson takes on Kirsta Johnson inside of Barbed Wire Ropes!
Maverick: And we haven't even mentioned the main event yet!
And almost as if on cue, the feed from the "Eager Beaver" died. When the fans inside of the arena saw who was replacing that scene, the roared their disapproval loudly!
Trinity
Holmes is seen at the beginning of the show in the back parking lot
dressed all in black, her long blonde hair tucked under a black cap she
is just crouched down the same black bag from her hotel room sitting
next to her. Once Trinity sees a Jet Black Civic pull into the parking
lot she pulls out a nail gun from the bag and everyone waits in suspense
as we see Black Rose get out of the car, she walks around the back to
get her gym bag from the trunk and that is when Trinity sneaks up behind
Rose quickly and shoots the powerful nail gun at Rose’s knee because her
father taught her to shoot she hit the knee on the first shoot and it
imbedded deeply, Rose screamed and went down, Trinity laughing wickedly
and walking the rest of the way out of the shadows to bend down next to
Rose and grab her face as she cried in pain.
Trinity: I warned you, I kept telling you two I don’t feel things the
same way. Do you think James will be as mad for you as he was for Lexi?
Do you think he will cry for you like he did for her? Don’t ever fuck
with me again, not that you will be around for awhile.
Trinity walks away laughing, going back to get her bag and leaving Rose
lying there screaming.
Diablo: Now we don't have fun until someone dials 9-1-1...but that was uncalled for! And we just about to get to the Main Event! Now what is JXD going to do for a partner?
Sean Corvik is already inside the ring as the triple tiered Insanity Cage structure begins to lower. As “Best of You” starts up, Dr. Graham Brooks walks out into the arena, followed by two orderlies holding six foot poles. At the end of said poles is the gigantic Inmate 187, thoroughly wrapped in a straight jacket and being man-handled down to the ring.
Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen...welcome to The Mecca! Tonight...David Law and BOSGUM presents a night of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment! Making his Uncensored debut tonight. He is from parts unknown, and currently resides in the Brooks Mental Institute. This man is known to us only as...INMATE...1...8...7!!!
As he gets in the
ring the orderlies disengage the poles, allowing the straight jacket to
come loose as they bail. Inmate quickly pulls it off and throws it out
of the ring, before focusing completely on his opponent as he runs into
the cage, delivering a clothesline to Corvick knocking him clean out the
ring.
Diablo: What power! That was brutal especially from a guy who’s 6’5 with
steel plates in his body!
Maverick: I
really don't know what to think of this person. Law bringing this man in
is far worse than when Simon brought Rayne Phoenix out of the asylum!
Inmate drops to the outside, picking up Corvik and powerslams him into
the steel as the support buckles slightly from the impact, Inmate simply
hauls up Corvick and sets up for a fisherman's suplex, hitting it again
into the support as it begins to buckle more under the impact.
Diablo: I don't know if I like the looks of this. The cage is looking a
bit weaker than normal.
As Diablo spoke, Corvik somehow got up in pain and turned into a
clothesline, Inmate hit the blow at a different angle, colliding with
the collarbone as a crack sounded from within, audible in the front row
as Corvik crashed into the steel, the cage lopsided from the repeated
impacts. Without warning Inmate picked up Corvick into the Electric
Chair. Inmate held Corvick for a moment then stepped forwards into an
Assault driver, Corvik’s body hitting the steel as it buckled
completely, the cage crashing onto the steel ramp as the half not
hitting the steel broke loose, crashing onto Corvik’s prone form.
Diablo: HOLY SHIT!
Maverick: HOLY SHIT!
“Holy shit!” was about the word on everyone’s lips as it echoed around
the arena, after a few seconds a crack broke the chant as the safe
plummeted down to the floor with part of the rafter still chained to it,
crashing onto the steel as the door flew open.
Maverick: Look out below!
Almost immediately, guards leapt the security wall, sedating Inmate 187
where he stood, the monster dropped to his knees and passed out on the
floor as Dr Brooks stepped onto the cage and walked across the steel,
retrieving the contents from the safe as the bell rang. As Chloe climbed
through the wreckage, the good doctor opened up a black steel briefcase
and smiling, he held the contents up for her to read aloud.
Chloe DeVille: Your winner...AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE UNCENSORED PRIMO TITLE...INMATE...1...8...7!!!
Maverick: You have got to be shittin' me!
Diablo: I've heard that he was brought in by Law specifically to take out a certain individual...could it be the Primo Champion Asher Dubois?
Suddenly they are interrupted as the big screen roars into life:
The screen
crackles to the parking lot, JXD has turned up to the arena with
Alexandrea, both kneeling down next to Black Rose who is fading in and
out of consciousness on the parking lot ground outside of the arena, JXD
is fuming in anger.
JXD: That little cow! She will fucking pay!
JXD got to his feet, hitting a switch on his car keys as the trunk flew
open, The Nightmare reached in and pulled out a bundle of light tubes.
He slammed the lid down and turned, freezing as his face filled with
malice and a demonic smile appeared, the camera panned over the street
as he watched Heath Sommersby walk out of the pub across the street.
JXD: Well look at who it is...
Alexandrea: I can't jackass! I'm blind!
.
JXD: I know, just stay here!
JXD walked away as Alexandrea cocked her head, an ear following JXD's
footsteps as he crossed the road, JXD walked right into Heath's path,
stopping him. Heath went to speak as JXD cut him off with a brutal punch
to the jaw, Heath hit the floor hard as JXD raised the light tubes over
him and threw them into Heath's skull. Heath began bleeding as JXD stood
back, stomping to mimic a heartbeat. As Heath stood upright, JXD lunged
forward, foot raised as he brought it up for a superkick, but stuck
Heath directly in the heart, Heath fell back and rolled over his head.
JXD laughed as he leapt over Heath's form, binding the legs for an
inverted figure four and pulled Heath's form into a cobra clutch. Within
moments Heath simply went limp as JXD got to his feet and walked back to
where EMT's had gathered to attend to Black Rose. Alexandrea walked over
to JXD, feeling around for his arm as she held onto it.
Alexandrea: What was all that?
JXD: Just something I had to do babe!
Maverick: Well you know what they say about turnabout being fairplay, right?
Diablo: JXD evening up the odds in our big War Games Main Event by taking out Heath Sommersby!
Maverick: I'd hate to be JXD when Trinity finds out about this!
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Diablo: While we get the ring ready for our big barbed wire ropes match between Kirsta Lewis and Brandon Johnson which is going to decide the number one contender to the ground Xero Title, let's go live via satellite to downtown Lauderdale! Big Dick and Just Plain Jack are live at the Eager Beaver!
Maverick: Wish we were!
Just then,
you hear on the
PA system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry for you always" then
the lights go out and then they all turn white casting almost a white
glow all through the arena, and the song "Behind Blue Eyes" by limp
bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way black and white video
of bars, gravestones, and people crying, but no Asher Dubois is to be
seen...his pyros and everything go off but he's not there..
Maverick: Ok where the hell is he?
Diablo: Maybe he had to take a leak.
Then a spotlight shines on the crowd and you see Asher walking through
the crowd...the light gets in his eyes and he puts his hand up to shield
the light from his eyes then he swats at the light as if signaling for
the person operating it to move it...but the light stays where it
is....Asher angrily stops caring about the light and he walks threw the
crowd with the belt in his hand...He sees this little bald girl with a
dolly standing beside her Dad...Asher crouches down to talk to her...
Asher: Hey. What is your name?
Little girl: Emily. Emily Cross.
Asher: Very pretty name. I knew an Emily once.
Little Girl: Thanks.
Asher: I could be wrong and pardon me if I am. But were you born with
Cancer?
Little girl: Nope. I got it when I was 5. The treatments are hard.
Asher: Living your life one day to the next. The disease inside of you
slowly taking effect. but you still live your life like a normal kid and
you still fight.
Asher takes the belt and puts it on the little girl's shoulder.
Asher: Keep fighting chere. You can beat the bad disease. and you got a
loving family to help you.
Maverick: He gave it away again. If he doesn't give it to me next time
I'll...
Diablo: He's the champ...what are you gonna do??..
Maverick: I'll....I'll wait till the next week that's what I'll do...so
there...
Diablo shakes his head. The little girl hugs Asher then Asher walks away
threw the crowd not saying a word or touching anyone with his long coat
fluttering behind him as he walks.
Finally, the big screen roars into life and shows Big Dick Dempsey getting a lap dance inside of the club.
Big Dick: We are live at the Eager Beaver! This is where Demi Moore came to make that one movie "Striptease" and this is where Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment has chosen to have it's nearly weekly "Girl Fight".
Next to him, his cousin "Just Plain" Jack Jennings sounds the match bell three times, as the cameras focus on "Quick" Casey Banks and Amy Stevenson who are already in the ring. The crowd boos loudly as "The hand that feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers!
Big Dick: Amy Stevenson is taking on Kyra Cardelli tonight. Kyra ended Carrie Frost's career last week, Kirsta Lewis almost ended Amy's in that brutal plates of glass scaffolding match! oh Kyra wasting no time! Not even waiting for instructions from "Quick" Casey.
As soon as slid climbed in through the ropes, Kyra moved in fast on Amy, nailing her with a high knee lift to the mid section as Amy moved in for a collar and elbow tie up. As soon as Amy doubled over, Kyra gripped her hard with a pinch sleeper hold.
Big Dick: Ooooh look at that a nasty pinch sleeper, that'll put you out in no time! Amy going down to one knee, what's this? Kyra just forcing Amy down to the mat and applying a bow and arrow backbreaker. "Quick" Casey is right there, checking for a tap out, but it doesn't look like we'll have one this early in the match up, Kyra breaking the hold herself, forcing Amy's face down into the mat hard as she does. Kyra up to her feet, pulling Amy up by the hair, oh scooping her now, scooping her up into a fireman's carry...what's she going to do? Big hard fireman's carry into a flapjack! Kyra just laid her flat with that! She has her beaten and could just pin her right now!!
Just then, in the far corner of the club, a fight breaks out between two of the men at the bar over who will get the next lap dance from a certain stripper. Immediately, "Quick" Casey slides out of the ring to help break up the fight. Big Dick smacks his cousin in the shoulder.
Big Dick: Go help him fat ass!
As Casey arrives on the scene, he is
caught with an elbow as one guy pulls back to swing and is laid flat.
"Just Plain" Jack is laid out flat by a steel chair, blindsided before
he got anywhere near the fight. As the two guys fought away from the
bar, they slid into the ring, and began to fight there. As they did,
Kyra clotheslined Amy over the top rope and took their fight to the
floor! And that was when the eerie
beginning of "So Cold" by Breaking
Benjamin begins to play as the fans roar. The song continues to play as
the fans continue to cheer and yell as Maverick and Diablo speak
Big Dick: Seraphis is here!! And I am surprised...after the bitch
smacking he received by Trinity, I thought he was either a vegetable or
dead.
The music dies out and the lights turn on, but there is no Seraphis in
the ring. Instead of Seraphis, a woman stands there looking at the
winner of the bar fight with a slight smirk on her face and her arms
folded. He looks at the woman as if she is stupid or lost
Big Dick: Who the hell is th- wait, what is she doing here?
As they begin to walk over to the woman, a section of the crowd begin to
go wild as Seraphis is seen running through and into the ring. By the
time the guy who won the fight notices the ring ropes shaking and turns,
he is already caught and hit with the Oblivion as the fans roar.
Big Dick: There he is...the former Ground Xero champ alive in the flesh!
As the fans cheer and Seraphis smiles about and walks around the ring,
Brandon is shown rolling out slowly as Azure helps him out of the ring.
Seraphis goes onto the ropes and soaks in the cheers as he pulls out the
beer that was bulging in his front pocket. He cracks it open and downs
it as he tosses the can to the crowd and walks over and grabs a mic as
he waits for the crowd to die down.
Seraphis: Now...I know you fellow alcoholics aren't surprised to see me.
The fans cheer as Seraphis just looks about with a smile
Seraphis: But yet you are probably wondering why this lady right here
was in this ring distracting that chump long enough for me
to come in here and do my thing. Well...this lady as of recently has
been playing a huge part in my life whether it was me being depressed or
being contempt with life. Now you are wondering how me and her actually
got to talking and how she ended up here. It is a story that I will
break down for you later, right now I will just introduce her to you
all. You have heard her name Diana...but from now on as she comes out
here with me for my matches she will be known simply as...Allure!
Allure smiles as she walks over to Seraphis as the usual men hoot and
holler
Seraphis: Now the last time you saw me I had the shit kicked out of me
by Trinity Holmes. I won't lie...she abused me like no tomorrow. Whether
I was right in the head or not, I am no longer the Ground Xero champion.
The fans boo but all that Seraphis can do is shrug.
Seraphis: But aside from that...the next thing that is being wondered is
why did I come back to The Mecca and attack Brandon Johnson for no
reason at all? And the truth is....
Seraphis begins to laugh a bit
Seraphis: ...I have no fucking idea...
Big Dick: Holy
Shit!! Seraphis is so drunk that he thinks he's at The Mecca and
attacking Brandon Johnson!
Seraphis shrugs while he laughs as Allure watches him walk and leans on
the ropes, keeping the mic to his mouth
Seraphis: I would be lying if I said I wasn't blitzed right now...so
maybe I was attacking the pink elephant in my mind, I don't know. But
what I do know is that with this lovely lady finally by my side. There
is nothing that will bring me down from the cloud that I am on no matter
how many times I fall off of it in a drunken stupor. It may start with
Brandon...but it won't end for a very...very...long time!
Seraphis drops the mic as "So Cold" begins to play once more as Seraphis
walks to the ropes and holds them open as Allure slowly climbs down out
of the ring. As Seraphis begins to get out of the ring himself, Kyra
lays Amy out then turns to Seraphis. By the look on her face, Kyra isn't
pleased that they interrupted her match. As the cameras keep rolling,
you can see Kyra say 'what the fuck?' to Seraphis, who could honestly
care less in his drunken state. Allure steps in and attempts to handle
the situation, but Kyra ignores her and keeps talking to Seraphis. We
can barely hear everything over the crowd, but it's good enough for now.
Kyra: What the hell was that? Do you know what the fuck you did? You
interrupted my match, you drunken moron. I was just about to end it and
you butted in. What do you plan on doing to compensate me for this, huh?
Seraphis doesn't answer.. he simply laughs and looks over at Allure,
who's smirking at Kyra. The two of them turn towards the exit to leave,
and they get halfway there before Kyra puts a hand on Seraphis' shoulder
and spins him around. Before Seraphis knows what's going on, he gets a
fist to his left eye, making him stumble backwards, almost landing on
Allure. As he teeters, Kyra does a Russian Leg Sweep and finishes the
job, making Seraphis land hard on the floor, nearly cracking his skull
open. As Allure checks on Seraphis, Kyra fishes in her pants pocket and
pulls out a blue poker chip. Tossing it at Seraphis, she simply stares
at him and Allure before turning back to Amy, shaking her head in
disbelief and anger. Finally, Kyra falls on top of Amy who is still down
on the outside of the ring, slapping a crossface on her right in front
of Seraphis.
Big Dick: Kyra hitting "The Jackpot" here tonight against Amy! And she proved to Seraphis that she's no joke. I can't wait to hear what the hell he was even doing here tonight! Hey what's Kyra doing?
And again, as "Quick" Casey holds her arm up in victory, she drops a blue poker chip down onto Amy's back.
Big Dick: I don't
really know what that means, but she hasn't lost one yet here in
Uncensored! Let's find out what's happening back at the arena...
The screen cuts
to an area backstage, JXD is seen changed into his ring gear and warming
up for the main event match. Getting to his feet he reaches into his
hoodie pocket and pulls out his cellphone, tapping in a number then
raises it to his ear as he waits for it to connect, smirking as it does.
JXD: Yeah, it went down as predicted, I didn’t need her to see that in a
vision. I’m going to need you to back me up, just like old times!
Perfect, one of my trainees is on his way to pick you guys up now, just
smack him round the head if he keeps going through mindsets, it can’t be
helped, but it‘ll entertain you! Ok man, I’ll see you in the ring.
JXD hangs up the cellphone and hides it in his hoodie again, laughing
manically
Maverick: Who the fuck was he talking to?
Diablo: Hell if I know, probably his brother, MXD from the way he was
speaking.
Maverick: Oh great, one week the little psycho mime misanthropist comes
back, the following week there’s an exact clone of him!
The match bell sounds three times calling
for everyone's attention as everything goes pitch black save for the red
laser lights of the crowd and the eerie opening to Loco by Coal Chamber
hits the speaker system. The arena floor is covered by smoke and a black
light turns on, dimly illuminating the smoke and arena.
An image of the grim reaper appears on the jumbotron followed by the
words, THE ANGEL OF DEATH.
Chloe Deville: Making his way to the ring
tonight by way of Watertown, New York...Brandon Johnson!
As the song booms out across the P.A. System in full swing, a small
figure can be seen running to the ring, dressed in a black boiler suit.
his long hair nearly hiding his face.
The nearly six foot tall figure leaps head first through the middle and
top turnbuckle and lands with a summersault rolling to the opposite side
of the ring. The arena lights go down and a loud roar of a jungle cat is
heard as "My last Breath" by Evanescence pipes though the p.a. system.
Chloe DeVille: And his opponent, from Dayton, Ohio...KIRSTA LEWIS!
A crack of a whip is heard as the lights come back up as Kirsta appears and makes her way down to the ring. Dressed in tight fitting black leather pants and matching vest, with her hair tied back, tight to her head. She makes her way down to the ring completely focused. As she climbs in through the barbed wire ropes, the match bell sounds.
Diablo: This one decides who is the number one contender to the Ground Xero Title!
Maverick: You know that Trinity is watching this one closely.
Diablo: Here lately she has had to watch everything and everyone very closely. I could dare say that the Ground Xero Title is right now more sought after than the Primo Title!
In the middle of the ring, Kirsta and Brandon lock up at the collar and elbow. Brandon easily overpowers her and pushes her back into the barbed wire ropes. Johnson moves to Irish whip her to the far side but she reverses it and sends him for the ride. Johnson hits the ropes, showing no sign of the barbed wire bothering him as he did, Kirsta landed a hard high hip toss. She hangs on with a wristlock, wrenches it out once and lands a hard legdrop across his prone shoulder that she just stretched out for him with her hiptoss. Lowrider drops down quickly but only gets to the count of one before Brandon kicks out. Kirsta holds onto the wristlock as Brandon moves to his feet.
Diablo: She allows him back up to a standing position but uses that leverage to turn the wristlock into a hammerlock. There's Brandon now with a snapmare takeover and a rear naked chokehold.
Maverick: It looks like she's pulling his hair there!
Diablo: Kirsta reaching back, looking for the leverage to bridge out of this painful rear naked choke that Johnson has applied. She has her feet underneath her...she may bridge out of this...
Maverick: Oh did you see that?
Diablo: Kirsta with a jawbreaker to break that hold by Brandon Johnson!
Immediately, she slid out of the ring...
Maverick: Hey...where's she going?
She pulled something from out under the ring and grabbed the bottom strand of barbed wire.
Diablo: It looks like she has some sort of wire cutters there...yes. She just snapped that bottom strand of barbed wire and is sliding back into the ring now as Johnson makes it to his feet.
Moving in on him, Johnson hits her with a sweep kick sending her down flat on her back where she dropped the strand of barbed wire. As she made it back up to her feet, Johnson caught her, and pulled her in tight for a belly to belly suplex! Johnson quickly found the strand of barbed wire and wrapped it quickly around his boot. As Kirsta stood behind him, he turned and with two running steps hit her with a running insiguri!
Diablo: OUT COLD! This could be it!
Maverick: 1...2...and Kirsta able to kick out.
Diablo: He just hit a big trademark move there softening her up. Brandon really needs to stay on her now.
He pulls her up and with an Irish whip sends Kirsta for the ride. He goes for a high Savate kick and Kirsta lands a baseball slide dropkick to his prone knee, knocking the leg he was standing on right out from under him. As he slowly tried to make it to his feet, not putting too much weight on that leg yet, she measured him, coming off of the barbed wire ring ropes and landing a scissors kick. Brandon hit the mat so hard facedown that he flipped hard over onto his back where Kirsta was fast with a lateral press.
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: Johnson barely kicks out after that brutal scissors kick by The Hellcat Kirsta Lewis.
And that's
when for the very first time, Snake of
Christ by Danzig starts to play over the sound system and none of the
fans quite know how to react. Someone wearing a black hoodie comes
running out of the entrance holding a barb-wire bat that has been lit on
fire. He runs to the ring as Kirsta is making it to her feet. He slides
into the ring and hits her in the stomach with the bat.
Maverick: You have GOTTA be shittin me!
Kirsta falls to her knees holding her stomach. The man takes the bat and
holds it across Kirsta's back. She starts yelling in pain, as she is
getting burned. Security reaches into the ring pulls her out. They start
dumping water on her. The man stands in the center of the ring, reaches
up and pulls back his hood. The fans start to go ape shit.
Diablo: IT'S RIDGE! IT'S RIDGE! THE HALL OF FAMER...HARDCORE WRESTLING'S
MESSIAH SNAKE RIDGE IS BACK AND UNCENSORED!!
Ridge pulls a small container of lighter fluid out of the front of his pants, douses the bat with it and holds it up high. The crowd threatened to blow the roof off of the place! As security entered the ring, Ridge nailed the first one with a running Yakuza kick sending the man ass over elbows over the top rope and hard down onto the floor. Once that kick was seen again in an Uncensored ring, no one else bothered to try him. With the fire on his bat blazing and Brandon still facedown on the mat, Ridge fell atop of him! He put the bat across Brandon's throat and locked in a cobra clutch!
Diablo: That's a
1,000 Corpse Clutch with a burning barbed
wire wrapped baseball bat!
Maverick: YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME! Last thing I heard about him were
rumors that he retired from wrestling to work on his own reality series
on MTV or something.
Finally he releases Brandon, drops his bat and calls for a mic.
Ridge: It's good to be fucking home. And make no mistake about it, this
company is my home. Not some federation being run by some steroid freak
who has to put himself over every chance he gets, and definitely not
some fed where the owner won't stop calling my house, won't stop trying
to trick me into signing a contract, and won't take a fucking hint even
after I kick him in the ass, make him look like an idiot on TV, and
release a video tape where I bootleg one of his shows and insert my own
commentary ripping him and his company a new one.
Maverick: I saw that tape myself. Trust me fans, it's worth watching.
Ridge: Now I know some of you are wondering why I just made that hot
bitch just a little hotter. I did it for the three reasons I'm back.
First of all, if you want to be in the main events, you have to get
yourself noticed. And I sure as hell just did that. They're going to be
showing that at the beginning of the show for a long time to come. And
just to prove my point, I'm already in the main event. Tonight it's me
and JXD against Trinity Holmes...and whoever she can find and
Asher...and whoever he can find in War Games!
The fans start to go nuts.
Diablo: That's huge.
Ridge: Asher, I saw some of your stuff. You're way too hard on yourself
about your girl trying to kill herself. I mean, I can't really blame her
for being suicidal. If I had to listen to his whining twenty four seven,
I'd try to kill myself too. Hell man, from some reports I read,
listening to your promos raise teen suicide rates higher than listening
to Nirvana music. If you think you're miserable now, wait until after
our match. And as far as the incestuous princess Trinity Holmes goes,
your Hepatitis B infected ass is mine.
Maverick: That didn't sound right.
Ridge: As for the second reason I came back. I'm here for titles.
Krista...Brandon...I'm better than either one of you and one
way or another, you're looking at the next Ground Xero Champion right
here. When I left this company, I beat one Holmes to win the XXX
Deathmatch title, and I sure as Hell can beat another Holmes to win
another title.
Ridge gets a sick and twisted smile on his face.
Ridge: And as for the third reason I came back. I'm here to have fun at
the expense of others.
And then, as usual, Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society hits the sound system. Ridge drops the mic and heads
toward the back. Once Ridge is almost all the way back up the ramp,
Kirsta pulls herself up onto the ring apron and slides under the bottom
strand of barbed wire and back into the ring.
Diablo: Kirsta, Brandon, that's Ridge...Ridge...Kirsta and Brandon. You three may be seeing some more of each other.
Maverick: Ya think so?
Diablo: After that...I'd say that the chances are good.
Maverick: Both of them bloodied, both of them burned...how much more will Kirsta and Brandon have left after all of that? Kirsta makes it to Johnson...she gets an arm down across his chest...1...2...
Diablo: Kicking out at the very last second! Neither one of them is ready to just give that number one contender's spot to Snake Ridge!
Slowly, crawling, Brandon makes it to the far side corner and begins to pull himself up with the barbed wire and turnbuckles. As he finally makes it to his feet and turns, Kirsta lands, hitting him with a big flying splash.
Diablo: Cat Splash!
Maverick; Just driving his back down into the barbed wire.
Diablo: Not just his back...
Kirsta reaches down and grabs the dangling bottom strand of barbed wire she'd cut earlier in the match. She wrapped it around Brandon's throat twice, and then jumping up onto his thighs nailed him with a monkey flip. As he landed hard, he clutched at his throat which dripped a deep crimson mess down onto his chest. he got the barbed wire from around his throat, and as he was making it up to his feet, Kirsta went for a spear...
Maverick: HOLY SHIT!
But Brandon had the move scouted. He hit her with a hard superkick and as she fell backwards, he leaped and nailed her with a flipping neckbreaker!
Diablo: SWEET DREAMS! THIS COULD BE IT!
Maverick: JOHNSON HAS A LEG HOOKED! 1...2...
Diablo: SHE KICKED OUT!
Maverick: How did she do it? He got all of that kick!
Diablo: Damn sure did! And they are both slow to rise in the late stages of this match up. They have both been beaten up here tonight and are exhausted.
Maverick: it looks like Johnson will be the first one up to his feet here...what the Hell is he doing?
Diablo: He going up top...and looks to be going for it all!
Maverick: He has her right where he wants her now...flat on her back!
Diablo: I think he may be going for that frogsplash...
Just as Johnson leaps, Kirsta gets a boot up and catches him right in the jaw on the way in!
Maverick: And just that quickly...
And then Kirsta stepped back, waiting and measuring him for the Hell Bitch Kick.
Diablo: Here it comes...and....
Maverick: Oh that's just a devastating kick!
Diablo: Kirsta hooks that far side leg and 1...2...
Maverick: Three!
Diablo: What an awesome match up folks!
Back inside of the ring, Lowrider thrusts her arm skyward in victory!
Chloe DeVille:
Your winner...and the new number one contender to the Ground Xero
Title...THE HELLCAT...KIRSTA...LEWIS!!!
The cameras
cut back stage where they find Trinity Holmes pacing back and forth, a
somewhat worried look on her face.
Trinity: Oh if this isn’t just perfect, I knew I shouldn’t have let her
go nowhere, now I’m all by myself and I have to face, JXD, Ridge and
Nobody?! I am fucking dead! I can’t fight all three of them!
Trinity keeps pacing back and forth her head down as she does She runs
right into Asher..
Asher: Watch where you’re going.
Asher sees it was Trinity that ran into him and sees she was down.
Asher: What's wrong chere?
Trinity looks up at Asher, immediately taking a defensive stance but not
doing anything because he did seemed concerned.
Trinity: What’s wrong? What do you think is wrong, I just found out yet
another person who would love nothing more than to see me dead, who has
broken my back, is not only back in the same federation with me but has
teamed up with JXD. I have no partner, my sister is not here, I have no
partner and now I get to face not two but three huge men, two of which
are not going to bother with you until after they try to tear me to
shreds!
Asher: Sounds like a problem.
Trinity couldn’t help but laugh and shake her head, rolling her eyes.
Trinity: You think?. Oh but lets not forget, then there is you, even
through all of that there is still you so why would you even care?
Asher pushes Trinity's hair out of her eyes and gently taps her on the
chin so she'll look up at him.
Asher: Look....I don't have a partner either...and I don't like the idea
of hitting a girl in the first place...So to avoid it...I'll be your
partner...It'll solve both problems. What do you say beau?
Trinity takes a step back not sure what to think of Asher, she trusts
none and in her book only Heath touches her.
Trinity: You would be my partner? All because you honestly don’t want to
hit me? Man you are as fucked up as I am, you just don’t know it yet. I
tell you what, we can do this, just one thing, don’t ever touch me like
that again, don’t call me beau, save that shit for Kennedy and make sure
that bitch Cadence doesn’t put her in danger no fucking more!
Asher: Fair enough beau...
Asher winks and turns and starts to walk away, Trinity grits her teeth
at what he said but does nothing, atleast now she has a partner.
Maverick: You've GOT to be shittin' me! Those two are teaming up?
Diablo: You gotta do what you gotta do...and it's not like she had much of a choice there. hey while the crew is getting the ring ready for War Games...let's go backstage, where the always lovely Harley Abate is standing by with the number one contender to the Ground Xero Title...Kirsta Lewis.
The big screen comes to life and shows
Kirsta
standing in front of the camera just glaring into it. Kirsta reaches up
and grabs the microphone out of Harley's hand.
Kirsta: So the Hall of famer thinks that he can come back and interfere
in my match. You think that your better than both me and Brandon, but
sweet cheeks you may be better than alot of people around here...but
you're not better then me.
She just nods knowingly into the camera.
Kirsta: Laugh all
you want, Ridge. I’m used to it. But fact is I am better then you and I
am the number one contender in all of the land for the Ground Xero
Title. I know why you interfered in this match. You think you can walk
back in here and take it back. A title that you won and held for God
only knows how long.
Kirsta putting her finger to her head, being cocky with an evil grin on
her face.
Kirsta: Let’s see I believe that was Bad Meets Evil in 2004 against M. P.
Curley. That was a hard fought win huh?
She winked sarcastically.
Kirsta: And you know I have heard that you have a past with Trinity Holmes and there is some bad blood there and really I don’t give a fuck what your track record is with her, her brother, and her kittens or puppies either for that matter. I just know that you haven’t beaten her. That is why you got yourself involved in the main event, to be JXD's mystery partner. To me that just shows me that you are a gutless spineless has been who is back to try to recapture what you lost. You had to hide your identity. Why not be a man and come right out and say that you're back? Again, this shows me the kind of no talent fuck that you are.
She brushes her
hair out of her eyes.
Kirsta: You know what? From what I have heard about you Ridge you are
not even Hall of Fame material. I have heard how you have been talked
out of leaving twice by your tag partner here tonight. I really am not
very impressed with you at all. I don’t see any love or desire from you
in this sport. I sure as don’t see any damn dedication. You didn’t even
do well in the first Roughkut dot com Invitational Tournament, where I
really made a name for myself in the second one. I have already got you beat you
fucking moron. You have no fucking idea who the hell you are messing
with when you step into my ring and interfere in my match. Ridge, do
your fucking homework before you open your god damn mouth. You say
you're better then me. I have ended careers and I did that same thing
here in my first match. I am going to be the most dominate force in
Uncensored.
Kirsta lowers the mic and calms her breathing a moment before
continuing.
Kirsta: You know, I don’t like people who interfere in my matches and I
don’t like people who claim to be something that they are not. The only
reason you put yourself in the Main Event was to get your shot at
Trinity Holmes because she is GX Champion. I am number 1 contender for
GX title and I know what I can bring into that match. If you want that
title back jackass you have to stand in line, it’s mine. You want it.
Prove how bad you want it. Ridge you call yourself "hardcore wrestling's
messiah". When you stepped in this ring and interfered you messed with
fire and that sweet cheeks was not a very good thought out move on your
part. I can be a ruthless and a vindictive bitch. You want to get close to
that title, let’s see if you still got it Messiah. You and me, next
week. Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah vs. The Queen of Hardcore, The
Mistress of Destruction and since you decided to mess with fire, lets
make it a Caged Heat Match! Let's see if history can be repeated since that was
the very match that you won the GX title in 2004. There will be one
major difference Ridge, it will be me in that cage and I don’t think you
are man enough or have enough balls to step up and face me. You want
that title, come get it but since I‘m # 1 contender you got to get
through me first. You messed with fire tonight Ridge and you are going to
get burned!
Kirsta takes the mic and tosses it back to Harley Abate as she walks
away.
Harley: Back to Maverick and Diablo at ringside.
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: This next match is your Main Event of the evening...and is WAR GAMES!
The arena lights fade to black, Chimaira's "Cleansation" blasting from the speaker system, the crowd quickly letting their disgust and hatred well known. JXD walks out from the doorway walking down to the ring with a determined look on his face.
Chloe DeVille: Entering the ring first...from Derby England, he was the first primo Champion and is the Nightmare...J...X...D!!!
JXD slowly climbs the steel steps at ringside examining the cage that held the side by side rings for War games as he climbed into the ring. JXD looks over the crowd as they boo him violently, taking no notice as he removes his shirt and throws it over the cage out of the ring, then leans back into the corner. As he awaits his opponent you hear on the PA system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry for you always" then the lights go out and as they rise, they all turn white casting almost a white glow all through the arena, and the song "Behind Blue Eyes" by limp bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way black and white video of bars, gravestones, and people crying, then Asher comes out from the entranceway with no emotion on his face and his long dark brown hair fallen in his eyes, he is wearing a long black duster coat with a chain down around the left arm and the chain drags just touching the ground.
Chloe DeVille: And entering next...he is the current Primo Champion...ASHER...DUBOIS!
Asher then slides under the ropes and into the ring then he throws his head back and falls to his knees he looks at the sky and touches the teardrop tattoo on his cheek then he touches the finger he touched to his tattoo to his lips and blows a kiss to the sky then white and blue pyros shoot from the entranceway and Asher takes off his coat and throws it to the outside as JXD immediately nails him with a cheap shot from behind to the kidneys.
Diablo: Two rings...surrounded by a steel cage, this match ain't nothing nice. And don't forget, three of the four people in it want each other dead!
Maverick: They may just get what they want by the end of this thing then!
JXD connects again and again to the base of Asher's spine with some hard elbow shots. he shoves him back into the ropes and laid down a hard chop.
Diablo: That sounded like a bull's whip!
Again, JXD laid down a hard chop across Asher's chest. This time, Asher pushed JXD back into the corner and laid down a hard chop of his own before a toe kick to the gut and an Irish whip to the far side. Asher followed him in running, and nailing a hard clothesline which sent JXD backwards over the top rope! Asher backs up into the ropes and with a running start runs across the middle ropes and leaps nailing JXD with a plancha on the outside!
Maverick: The current Primo Champion taking it to the original.
Diablo: We will have a new competitor enter the ring every two minutes, and we won't know who until the music hits and it's almost that time!
Asher rolls JXD back into the ring. JXD is up and on his feet before Asher is in and back on his. On the big screen, the countdown begins and by the time it reaches 5, the crowd is counting backwards right along with it. As JXD hits his triple fisherman's suplex combo, Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society hits the speakers and the crowd goes wild! JXD lands the last suplex in the perfect spot under a turnbuckle. Ridge goes straight for the top of the cage over it.
Chloe DeVille: And introducing next...from Detroit, Michigan, this is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah. SNAKE...RIDGE!
Just as he was announced, he leaped right off of the top of the cage nailing Asher with a swanton bomb! JXD scales the cage as Ridge goes for the pinfall.
Maverick: 1...2...HOLY SHIT!
Diablo: THAT'S KIRSTA!
Dressed now in jeans and a black sweatshirt, Kirsta slid under the bottom rope after tearing the cage door open. She hit the ring with barbed wire wrapped steel chair which collided with the back of Ridge's head with a sickening thud as Lowrider was bringing his hand down for the three.
Diablo: JXD's going for the Stupidsault!!
JXD reached the top of the cage, looked back before Kirsta hit the ring, put the trash can over his head and got his footing to go for his patented moonsault...
Maverick: JXD just took out Ridge!
Diablo: HE HAS ONLY HIT THAT ONCE IN THOUSANDS OF ATTEMPTS!
Just as JXD impacted with Ridge, Kirsta hit him again! She then backed up into the ring ropes to get a running start and swinging the chair like a nine iron connected again.
Maverick: Asher is just starting to move, there's a little life left in JXD yet but Ridge is as fucked up as a soup sandwich.
Diablo: And I don't think she's done with him yet and there's only 15 seconds left on the clock and we know who is entering last tonight!!
And then right on cue, the big screen comes to life showing Trinity Holmes standing in the gorilla position, as the eerie piano beginning of "Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn started to play, she began her walk to the ring, not waiting for it to build as usual. By the time the guitars and ring introduction hit, she was trying to figure out what Kirsta was shouting to her from the ring.
Chloe Deville: And entering last tonight...this is your Uncensored Ground Xero Champion...TRINITY HOLMES!!
Diablo: I think they've worked out a game plan!
Trinity entered the ring and went straight for the far side of the far side ring, hitting the ropes running.
Diablo: Trinity the first person to utilize the second ring in this match-up tonight.
She hit the corner of the ring running, springboarding up first with one foot off of the middle rope, then with her other foot, she turned her body planting both feet on the top rope of the near side ring this time springboarding with a big arching moonsault that covered nearly the distance of the ring where Kirsta held the barbed wire wrapped steel chair right over Ridge's face. Corkscrewing at the end of the moonsault she landed like a baseball slide dropkick and kicked the shit out of the chair on impact!
Maverick: Now I've fuckin' seen it all!
Diablo: That was a triple jump moonsault into a dare I say it...aw fuck it, we're uncensored! Triple jump moonsault into a Van terminator!
The crowd chanted "HOLY SHIT!" as Trinity went for a pinfall.
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: Ridge kicks out!
Even though she was not officially in the match, Kirsta pushed ridge back down and covered him.
Diablo: Lowrider's counting it!
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: Ridge kicks out again!
This time Trinity pushed Ridge back down onto his back and went for yet another pinfall!
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: And again, Ridge manages to somehow kick out. he is a bloody mess, he must have lost a half of gallon of blood so far tonight in his return!
And with the multiple pinfall combinations, no one had even noticed inmate 187 until he slid into the ring!
Maverick: What is this? Who turned him loose?
Diablo: I didn't even see him come out! And he is going straight for the champion!
As Kirsta and Trinity continued to torture and abuse Ridge, Inmate 187 slid in behind them and behind Asher just as he was pulling himself to his feet. Inmate caught him, and JXD found his second wind and went straight for the top rope. 187 reached through and nailed Asher with a pumphandle diamond cutter! Just as soon as he hit the mat, JXD leaped and hit him with a corkscrew legdrop. Immediately, JXD reached over and hooked the far leg cinching it back deeply.
Maverick: 1...2...3!
Diablo: Asher Dubois has been eliminated by JXD!!
Trinity turned, reacting instinctually to the three count to see her partner eliminated. She slid back into the ring and nailed JXD with a low dropkick knocking him off of Asher. As soon as she did, Inmate 187 reached down, grabbing the Champion by the throat and pulling him up before tossing him over the top rope into the second ring to dole out further punishment.
On the outside of the ring, Ridge wore the crimson mask and was tied down to the cage with barbed wire crucifixion style by Kirsta and Trinity. They had finger painted "Messiah" on his chest on blood and he wore a crown of barbed wire as Kirsta locked in a figure four leglock onto him in the middle of this. She reached back, reaching the ring apron to pull on it for extra leverage.
And inside of the main ring, trinity held JXD bent over with a hammerlock when she nailed a sweep kick sending him down onto his face almost like a single armed DDT. She rolled him over going for the cover.
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: JXD kicks out! But I think...I think...it looks like Lowrider is going to count Ridge out. He can't do that!
Maverick: He might as well do that.
Diablo: Ridge is crucified in barbed wire!
Maverick: Ridge is out on his feet and is like my car...he's a quart or two low.
Trinity hits JXD with a split legged double leg drop, and he writhed on the mat in agony as the male population of the crowd cringed. Following it up, she nailed an Asai moonsault, and once again hooked the leg.
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: JXD kicks out again!
She pulled him up and confidently looked to be going for a reverse neckbreaker when JXD hit her with a fall away slam! She ricocheted off the top rope violently and back into the ring where JXD was waiting to push her over onto her stomach with a boot, crucifix the arms and then curb stomp her down hard to the mat. JXD covered her with a cocky pin attempt, but she kicked out on two. And on the turnbuckle right above them, Asher stands on a top turnbuckle and blows a kiss to the sky then he closes his eyes and throws his hands out to his sides as if he was going to do a swan dive then he jumps and back flips and nails Inmate 187 with a moonsault with crazy height.
Diablo: That's "The Meaning of Life"! Asher showing that he's not done fighting yet. he has the upper hand on Inmate 187 at this point in time.
Asher hopes over the top ropes, back into the main ring, and instinctively, JXD hit him with a running clothesline, taking his feet out from under him. As soon as JXD turned, Trinity hit him with a monkey flip and then hitting the ropes she landing hard on his chest with a superstar elbow. Before she had the chance to go for her own pinfall, Asher pulled JXD up, then twists his arm with a wrist lock before standing next to them as if for a Russian leg sweep but instead he grabs JXD's head his opponent in the Stunner position and then wrenches his head back before throwing him forward face first into the mat!
Diablo: "The Difference!" Asher just nailed his finisher and is offering the pin to Trinity!!
Maverick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
Diablo: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
As Asher offered the win to Trinity, she nailed him with a low blow and followed it up with a tornado bulldog! She turned to JXD, and landed a running swanton bomb.
Maverick: 1...2...3!
Diablo: Holy shit! What an end! Oh it looks like Ridge has finally gotten loose of the barbed wire!
Maverick: Inmate is up and coming back after Asher.
Diablo: JXD is up and complaining to Lowrider that he had a foot up on the ropes!!
Maverick: We can't be out of time!!! You've got to be shittin' me!!
Diablo: And it's just reached a boiling point here on Dominance! make sure you tune in next week...you won't want to miss what we've got for you! until then...for maverick and Chloe this is Diablo saying so long...from the sunshine state!
The cameras focus in on all of the action in the ring, from JXD and Trinity now trading punches, to Ridge choking Kirsta with barbed wire on the outside of the ring to Inmate 187 military pressing Asher Dubois as the credits begin to roll.