The scene opens up about a quarter of a mile away from The Mecca arena. The view could be that of the Goodyear blimp maybe and was showing the damage dealt out to the venue by Hurricane Katrina the preceding week. Lighting was sparse and powered by generators whereas this parking lot was usually as bright as day even in the dead of night. The cameras zoomed in and finally caught a scene in the parking lot. A large, heavy duty van screeches in and rolls to a stop. Or it would if the vehicle wasn’t shaking and rolling violently enough to actually begin bouncing the vehicle, which had to weigh several tons, across the tarmac. Yells and shouts erupted from the back as the rocking grew even more violent, causing the right wheels to leave the ground for a moment.

The front of the van opened and Dr. Graham Brooks and an Orderly ran to the back of the van and yanked the doors open. Two more Orderlies, holding long poles, one in front and one behind the giant figure in the middle, tried to manhandle him out. Inmate 187, however, was having none of it. Although he struggled silently, he fought with the furious energy of the crazed.

Suddenly, however, he moved forwards, throwing everyone off balance as he suddenly seemed to realize he needed to leave van to reach Asher. The Orderly in front of him almost fell out, but managed to catch himself and land on the floor. The four men managed, with great care, to maneuver the sociopathic monster onto the ground when the interviewed approached. “Dr. Brooks, would you mind giving me an interview?”

“Not right now,” he snapped, “We’re just a touch busy.” Inmate tugged, hard, and the three men staggered for a moment. “Maybe later, after the match. Alright boys, let’s get him out of here.” He grinned evilly. “I would not want to be the champ right now.”

“INSULT!” the titanic man roared, but bound as he was, he was loosing the fight. Brooks and his men managed, a step at a time, to drag the ballistic beast who was already half out of control. The fire in his eyes did not bode well for anyone or anything that got in his path…

Once again, the cameras began to zoom in, this time inside of the arena where they caught maverick and Diablo at ringside.

Maverick: You found us...what's left of us.

Diablo: If she wasn't knocking us down in South Florida, she was gathering more force and heading for Louisiana! Hurricane Katrina just leveling a major portion of the top two levels here at the Mecca. We hope to be fully operational again by Battle Cry on September 11th.

Maverick: Major portions of our upper seating levels are roped off and no tickets have been sold for them. And blue tarps replace the mirrored glass which used to wall the outside of this pyramid shaped structure. And it's times like these when I'm happy that someone like Mr. David Law purchased the company from Spyder Gainey. He brought us from the parking lot back to the forefront of sports entertainment. And I'm sure that Mother Nature has only offered him a small setback.


And right then the big screen crackled with static. The date on the lower right hand corner of the screen showed it to be this past Friday, shortly after the Hurricane's landfall in South Florida.

David Law: It's not like anyone is even going to miss me...

The quality of the video was horrible. Just then, not seen, but heard was a very familiar voice.

Harley Abate: You can't be serious...

Law: Oh I couldn't be more serious. U.S. crude oil futures soared nearly $5 a barrel in opening trade to touch a fresh peak of $70.80 a barrel, surpassing last week's $68 high to the highest price since NYMEX began trading contracts in 1983. Someone has to negotiate with the Middle East...

Harley Abate: The arena is in shambles, have you even seen it?

Law: Haven't had time to, been planning a trip to Saudi Arabia all morning long.

David Law reaches down and punches a button on the phone on his desk.

Law: Bridget?

Bridget: Yes Mr. Law?

Law: Make sure you get a hold of the guy I bought the company from while I'm gone. What was his name again?

Bridget: Mr. Gainey?

Law: See if he wants to book the shows for me while I'm gone. There's no way I can with everything going on right now.

Bridget: Will that be all?

Law: Yes, Bridget that's everything, thank you.

He looks directly back at the camera recording him. The quality is still terrible.

Law: And you...not a word of this to anyone...

Harley Abate: Oh Mr. Law...

And back in the arena, the crowd popped and said it right along with her...

Harley Abate: I assure you that this will be kept strictly confidential.

And then the screen crackled again and went black.

Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin' me! Not only an interruption, but horrible news as well!

Diablo: Harley Abate can always somehow, someway come up with all of the news...before it's even news! Now how's that for a leak!

Maverick: You know only about 20 percent of our fan base would like to see Spyder Gainey back in charge of the booking here according to a poll at our official website.

Diablo: And that poll was on the forums baby. You know that's where all of the action's at. So if you really want to know what's going on in Uncensored then you need to see the forums at our official website.

Maverick: Oh yeah...pay no attention to Dominance!

And just then the big screen roared to life, when the fans inside of the arena saw who was on the big screen, they roared their disapproval loudly!

Diablo: Pay no attention to this is more like it!


Trinity Holmes is seen walking through the halls backstage a rather perturbed look on her face. Generators buzz constantly giving power to the temporary lighting rigs on all of the backstage hallways.

Trinity: Big Dick!

She makes it to the back door and still nothing.

Trinity: Big Dick!!

Suddenly she can hear some laughing coming from between two of the crates so she steps around the corner and standing there is Big Dick and his brother Just Plain Jack Jennings smoking blunts, Trinity knocks it out of Dick's hands and gives him a pissed of look.

Trinity: I know you heard me calling for you!

Big Dick: Yea I heard you but damn Trinity, that was just wrong! You could have waited we were getting high!

Trinity: Get high on your own time this is my time, did my dad bring my belt back?

Big Dick: Yea he brought it.

Trinity: Well get it!

Big Dick: Hey fat ass reach up there before she hemorrhages.

She shot Dick a filthy look but watched as Jack reached up on top of one of the crates and pulled down my belt wrapped in suede and handed it to her. She quickly un-wrapped it and put it proudly around her waist a smile back on her face, the belt looked perfect a totally different belt, gold and polished nicely.

Big Dick: You look like you are ready to have an orgasm, what’s the big deal over this belt?

Trinity: My father has ALWAYS made these belts!

Big Dick: That was when Uncle Simon was around…

Trinity: He is still my father though, so when his daughter won this one he decided to do some alterations to it, you see James thinks that because he has held this title a couple of times that, that means jack shit to me, well it doesn’t, James is a loser from way back and this is as close as he is going to get to my title, to look at it as it arrives.

Big Dick: And what about Kirsta she said matter of factly that she was going to be the next Ground Xero Champion.

Trinity flicked the X in the middle of the belt and watched as it spins.

Trinity: Like I said my father made this belt for me and it goes no where, not even to an arrogant little girl who hasn’t a clue who she is dealing with!


Maverick: Oh, check out the new Ground Xero Title belt!

Diablo: And speaking of the Ground Xero Title, we just got word that Ridge has just arrived here at the MECCA. Let’s take this to the parking lot and watch as he arrives.

Pulling into the parking lot is Ridge and with him is Eva. They are parking over by the entrance and about to get out when another set of headlights come on. Squealing tires can be heard as a big truck it seems to be is speeding right for Ridges car. It slams head on crushing against it and pushing it up against a wall. The car now seems to be jammed against the wall and this truck. People are starting to come out to see what is going on. As the truck backs up it again comes smashing against the car. A loud and thundering sound is hear and another hideous crash is heard. This time you hear crunching of metal as the lights in the parking lot comes up you can see a huge wrecking ball setting on top of the caved in roof of Ridge’s car. Yelling can be heard, there is no way for them to escape. A man comes running over to the car.

Man: Oh My God. Someone get some help out here we need an ambulance this does not look good.

Kirsta comes out and walks over to the wreckage, she has a wicked smile on her face

Kirsta: Damn I wonder how that could of happened. And they call me the Mistress of Destruction. Damn Ridge, I sure hope you can find your way out of there by showtime and if you by chance you do what shape will you be in to compete in that cage.

And the cameras focus back in on Maverick and Diablo at ringside.

Diablo: I don't know if Ridge will be ready after that, but word is that Big Dick is ready in the boiler room with Seraphis and Kyra for the brawl!

Once again the big screen roars to life, this time showing Big Dick Dempsey standing next to "Quick" Casey Banks.

Big Dick: What's up motherfuckers? We're live from the boiler room! Big Dick, with "Just Plain" Jack behind the camera and "Quick" Casey to make it all official.

Just then the sound of a kendo stick smacking flesh is heard. Jack swings the camera around to focus in on where Seraphis has just dropped Kyra Cardelli to one knee.

Big Dick: She took him out last week right in front of my very eyes, but this week Seraphis draws proverbial first blood. He's not above a cheap shot either whether it be to a male or a female!

With a low blow Kyra doubles Seraphis over and with a flying head scissors lays him out flat on his back. He was quick to his feet where she went for a Brainbuster DDT! Hooking a leg she went for the pinfall.

Big Dick: 1...2...and he kicks out! Kyra ready to bring the pain, but we all know that Seraphis can take it. And she is undefeated coming into this battle tonight as well, so is one person in every match on the card. Seraphis catching her with a big T-Bone Suplex there as they were standing up...both of them quick to their feet. Oh Seraphis catching her again and cinching in, big over the head belly to belly! Kyra is down and getting up very slowly after that one...Seraphis seems to be measuring her...SHINING WIZARD! He has her rolled up deep on her back...1...2...and somehow she kicks out!

Seraphis steps back getting up, and as Kyra moves to her feet, she grabs one of the steam valves twisting it violently, releasing steam right into Seraphis' crotch!

Big Dick: Oh what a low down dirty trick! And she follows it up with a double mule kick! And now a double underhook facebuster! This could be it, she has a leg hooked! 1...2...and somehow he kicks out! Both of them move to their feet, still holding his crotch, Seraphis hits a spinning heel kick! Kyra holding herself up with the pipes down here, she is in big trouble now. OBLIVION! Seraphis just nailed her with it, and he is now simply walking right out of the boiler room.

As he reached the door, "Quick" Casey called for the bell.

Big Dick: And that it's from from the boiler room where your winner is...SERAPHIS!


Diablo: What an awesome match down in the boiler room where Seraphis got some redemption on Kyra from last week at "The Eager Beaver". We're now gonna head to the back, I believe JXD has requested... interview time

Maverick: They didn't grant it did they?

Diablo: They did, but it's rare for JXD to request interview time, but Harley is standing by in the back

Maverick: Oh fuck... he can't stick to being a fucking psycho mime and keeping himself shut the fuck up!

The large screen flickers into the back, Harley Abate is standing next to an unmarked door. She turns and opens it, walking into the room, gasping in a mix of horror and shock as the camera moves into the room, where JXD is seen, suspended to an inverted pentagram from the ceiling, his arms and ankles bound to the steel by a large number of chains, "Die Trinity" is written on his chest in blood. Despite nearly being crucified, JXD doesn't appear to be suffering as he turns upside down to face the new arrivals into the room

Harley: Why are you suspended upside down to the ceiling like that?

JXD: When you're as flexible as me, you need to stretch some other way!

Harley: You're crucified upside down to a pentagram, are you insane?

JXD: Some would say I have mental issues, some would say I should be locked up in a madhouse for the rest of my life, like when I had the "A" tattooed to my abs for my fiancé, they said I was mad because it'd last forever and the old "what would happen if we split up?" question came out. Tattoo's are only as permanent as life, once you're dead, they decay like the rest of the body!

Harley: Just tell me you didn't request interview time to show this off!

JXD: Naturally, I'm not showing off this because it looks gruesome, but take a look Harley, do I look like I'm suffering?

Harley: Far from it...

JXD: Well, trust me Harley, it hurts like hell, but it's not a patch on the suffering I'll be making Trinity go through in a very short while. People say I have issues: insanity, misanthropy, suicidal, kleptomania, my weed addiction, my criminal record and my excess drinking, but Trinity, you evidently have an issue of your own, the fact you're an STD! You're the rash in syphilis, the funny walk in cystitis, anything and all of them. I admit, I have issues, but you are an issue in your own right... I may be hated around Uncensored, but they hate you more, that is one thing you excel in, their hatred of you is more than me. I could care less. Just don't expect me to stick to the rules of the match Trin, I've got a few weeks pent up rage to unleash, and unfortunately for you, you'll feeling the full wrath of it one way or another...

Without any warning, the screen crackles into static.

Maverick: Well I know what JXD is getting for Christmas this year: a lobotomy and a padded cell in his basement!


Diablo: And he needs it too!

"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society hits the speakers as the match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is a Caged Heat Match!! The ring ropes have been removed and a 15 foot high steel cage is all that separates the inside of the ring from the inferno of flames that surrounds the ring. The only way to win is by lighting your opponent on fire or by escaping the cage. Oh, did I mention that the cage itself has been rubbed down...with lighter fluid! Making his way to the ring is hardcore wrestling's messiah...SNAKE RIDGE!!!

The crowd boos him loudly as Ridge climbs into the cage. The arena lights go down and a loud roar of a jungle cat is heard as "My Last Breath" by Evanescence pipes though the p.a. system.

Chloe DeVille: And his opponent, fighting out of Dayton, Ohio...the number one contender to the Uncensored Ground Xero Title...KIRSTA LEWIS!

A crack of a whip is heard as the lights come back up as Kirsta appears and makes her way down to the ring. Dressed in tight fitting black leather pants and matching vest, with her hair tied back, tight to her head. She makes her way down to the ring completely focused. As she climbs into the cage, it is lit and the match bell sounds.

Diablo: And I know that they are both ready for this. It seems like a helluva rivalry could be building here.

Maverick: All I know is that this is brutal! Seraphis should've been in here with Ridge, which would've freed up Kirsta for a bra and panties match with Kyra.

Diablo: I'm sure you'll be booking here in no time.

Maverick: We didn't even have a girl fight this week!

Diablo: No but we have a Caged Heat Match, and they are starting off right in the center of the ring, away from those flames!

Maverick: Smart move by Ridge calling for a collar and elbow to start them off. He can end it quickly right here just pushing her back into the fire!

As the two of them lock up at the collar and elbow, Kirsta connects with a high knee lift and a hammerlock. Ridge reverses the hold, but Kirsta back flips out of it and nails a standing dropkick to take Ridge down. She was on him in an instant with a rear naked choke hold.

Diablo: Big time dropkick there to get us started, and Kirsta right on him and starting to dig her claws in.

Ridge makes his way up to his knees with Kirsta still holding on, with a fireman's carry, he lifts her then slams her down to the mat breaking the hold. As Kirsta quickly moved to her feet, Ridge just stepped back, and reached down deep into his pocket and pulled out an overflowing handful of thumbtacks which he dropped out onto the ring. He then turned to the crowd, looking for the cheap pop and taunting Kirsta.

Maverick: Ridge is quick to up the ante here. Right now it must be one hundred degrees here at ringside. You could fry an egg on the broadcast table from the wall off fire between us and the fighters.

Diablo: Hey what is this? What does Kirsta have? it looks almost like the garage door opener on the visor of my car.

As Ridge taunted the crowd, Kirsta pulled out a small object, pointed it at the rafters and suddenly a plethora of weapons fell to the ring, including bales of barbed wire!

Maverick: Ridge looks like the game at the carnival where you throw the ring on the bottle!

Diablo: He just got hit hard with one of the bales and fell right into the thumbtacks!

Kirsta grabbed a trashcan lid, and then another. As Ridge pushed the bale of barbed wire off of him and tried to get up, she came at him wind milling the trashcan lids! She connected over and over again. The first several, Ridge no-sold best he could while getting to his feet, but by about the twentieth shot he was walking sideways. Kirsta stepped back and as he slowly leaned over going down she nailed him with a running scissors kick!

Maverick: Oh just impaling his face on those thumbtacks!

Diablo: She is absolutely bringing the fight to Ridge after that heinous interference last week. And while we're on the subject of heinous, I would like to apologize to Kirsta, last week as the show was opening I referred to her a Kirsta Johnson. I can't blame you for being insulted, someone might think you were related to Brandon or something. Honest mistake, we get excited around here.

Maverick: And I think that Snake Ridge has gotten excited now that he is bleeding.

Ridge had an insane look on his face as he moved to his feet. His face was a bloody pincushion of thumbtacks that he was ignoring. Kirsta leaped going for a dropkick, which Ridge swatted away. He nailed a hard elbow shot, hitting the mat at almost the same time Kirsta did from the failed dropkick, really driving the move home. With Kirsta pinned down under his weight he grabbed a steel chair and began to choke her with it, smiling a bloody smile into the cameras.

Maverick: Ridge is going to slow it down a little bit right here. And not having any ring ropes inside of a burning cage is definately an advantage for Ridge more so than for Kirsta.

Diablo: But she has a roll of that barbed wire in her grip and is wrapping it around his throat as quickly as she can unroll it!

Both wrestlers break their choke holds and move to their feet. As Ridge moved in and called for a collar and elbow tie up, Kirsta nailed him with a front kick to the knee and a high hip toss once again sending him back down onto the thumbtacks. He was fast to his feet, but this time she didn't miss her dropkick. Again Ridge was up quickly and back for more but again she had a dropkick waiting for him!

Diablo: Deep into the trademark moveslist there with a double dropkick!

Maverick: And Ridge is calling for a time-out!

Kirsta just shakes her head no and moves in, but he grabs the waist of her pants and thrusts her towards the burning cage behind him. Kirsta hit the turnbuckles hard and when she bounced back, Ridge nailed a neckbreaker, laying her out on the thumbtacks! Both are a bit slower to heir feet now, Ridge the more aggressive. he moves in for the side headlock, but Kirsta had this scouted, and landed a foot stomp before pushing him off of her. Ridge hit the turnbuckles, bouncing back and turning where she nailed him!

Diablo: HELL BITCH KICK!

She caught Ridge right on the point of the chin and he fell out of the ring, still not close enough to get burned. But before he could react, she leapt off of the ring apron with a flying splash which sent him right into the burning cage!

Diablo: CAT SPLASH!!

Immediately, the match bell sounded and the fire extinguishers came out.

Chloe DeVille: And your winner...THE HELLCAT...KIRSTA LEWIS!

Diablo: Oh man.. we just got word that Asher is at it again backstage!


The scene switches to the backstage area....you see Asher Dubois walking through the hall smoking a cigarette...The same emotionless look on his face as everyone has gotten used to. He walks in a certain part of the hallway and a bunch of orderlies in white jackets run past him. He has no effect just keeps walking. Then Dr. Graham Brooks walks up to him and stands in front of him...

Dr. Brooks: we have ordered this section of the hallway restricted so you can't come down here. Go back where you came from.

Asher blows some smoke out of his mouth and with no warning extremely fast Asher headbutts brooks right in the face Brooks falls to the ground and has blood all over his nose and mouth Asher walks past him...and as Asher gets about 3 feet past him Asher flicks his cigarette over his shoulder and it hits the doctor right on the cheek. The doctor swats it off.

Asher: I go where I please.

Asher continues to walk down the hall and it gets darker and darker then all he sees is a swinging whit light and a loading dock door open with a caged door inside the loading dock...A rather large man is sitting in the cage...Asher sees a small stool and he moves it over to in front of the cage but not within grabbing distance...Asher sits down on the small stool...

Asher: They all think of you as a monster. You're no monster. You think of yourself as a weapon. A weapon of what?...Would you like a cigarette?

Asher takes his pack of cigarettes out of his pocket and takes one out and throws it into the cage...Then he takes another one and puts it in his mouth...he then takes out a book of matches and strikes a match and lights his cigarette...then he throws the matches into the cage...Asher takes a puff then blows smoke out of his mouth...

Asher: You know. My Cherie always told me that these things are going to kill me..

Asher holds up the cigarette as if to show what he was talking about then he puts it back in his mouth...

Asher: But I say if something is going to kill you its not gonna fuck around if it was meant to kill you you'd die instantly. Sure cigarettes are bad for children...But children aren't like us...are they...They have something to live for...The rest of their lives...Which is great. I like kids....But for me...Cigarettes are just a long way out....Oh shit I'm sorry...I came to talk to you didn't I?.

Asher reaches into his pocket and pulls out a flask then he opens it and starts to throw the liquid inside it all over the inside of the cage...then he takes a sip...

Asher: I made it very clear 2 weeks ago....That my business should be left alone...Unless I invite someone into it...Were you invited to come down and attack me while I was in a match...I haven't slept in such a long time and that impairs a man's memory but I am almost positive I never told your fat ugly ass to come out there...Did I??...

Asher hears Inmate about to speak but he gets out about half a word as Asher is taking a puff of the cigarette but you can't really hear it...

Asher: No I don't think I did. But hey law of the jungle right?. If someone has already been beaten down. Why not feast?. Well. In the jungle they don't make mistakes. In the jungle. They kill the prey to avoid any kind of redemption. I wish that was the case here. But no. I'm still here. and I am going to teach you that I may be a nobody...I may be Nothing to you or the other roster members...and I like it that way because that's what I am...But if you get your nose in my business...Payback's a bitch....

Asher takes another book of matches out of his pocket and strikes one match then he touches the match to the rest of the matches and throws the lit match book into the cage...The liquid Asher threw into the cage catches on fire and you see Inmate 187 in the cage banging against the sides for someone to let him out as the fire comes closer and closer to him...

Asher: If you have a mental handicap like autism...I'm sorry about this mon amie...But I have to make the message clear...Leave me alone...and I'll leave you alone...I don't like having to to to do this...You're not a monster...I'm the monster...You want to compare stories...Come talk to me sometime...You think pain is your friend??..Well those flames don't think so...and I say you know nothing of pain...You want to be feared...Fine be feared...But I want to be left alone....So just stay out of my business...You hurt people for the fun of it...I hate hurting people but when is has to be done it has to be done...I cry for you my friend...and hope you've learned a lesson here...

Asher touches the tear drop tattoo on his cheek then he stands up and pushes the stool away then he flicks his cigarette into the fire and turns and walks away...as he is walking back down the hall he sees a fire extinguisher on the wall and he grabs it...Dr. Brooks is now on his feet and with a few orderlies is walking toward Asher Asher just hands him the extinguisher and walks threw the orderlies and puts his hands in his pockets and walks down the hall and out of sight...


You hear on the PA system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry for you always" then the lights go out and as they rise, they all turn white casting almost a white glow all through the arena, and the song "Behind Blue Eyes" by limp bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way black and white video of bars, gravestones, and people crying but Asher's nowhere to be seen...

Maverick: I really wish that guy would stop doing this.

You then see Asher coming through the crowd. The crowd is cheering like crazy...Asher walks around threw the crowd and sees this guy with glasses on and a button up shirt trying to hit on a hot college broad and getting shut down like mad...Asher walks over to him and taps him on the shoulder...he turns around and looks very scared of Asher...

Maverick: Kill the nerd champ. Do something useful for once.

Diablo: You really don't care what you say on the air do you?

Maverick: Fuck no. POUND THE FUCKER...

Asher: People always give you a hard time. Just because you are different. Yes?

Nerd: Um..Yes...

Asher: yet you just take the abuse because you know one day those will be the people working for you. but when that day comes you will be nice to them. Because you are not like them. Your strong and have a good heart.

Nerd: Yeah. You're good man.

Asher takes the title and puts it on the guy's shoulder...

Asher: and you're a champion.

Maverick: Good. joke is over now take the title back and nail the nerd in the face with it.

Diablo: He won't.

Maverick: Hell why the fuck not?

Diablo: Because he is a nice guy.

Maverick: Not from what I've seen.

Asher just leaves through the crowd walking away not looking around nothing...just walking away. with his hair fallen into his eyes. Finally the match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe: This next match is Anguish in Chainz!

The arena lights fade to black, Chimaira's "Cleansation" blasting from the speaker system, the crowd quickly letting their disgust and hatred well known.

Chloe: Introducing first...from Derby England....The Nightmare....J...X...D!!!

JXD walks out from the doorway and down to the ring with a determined look on his face, leaping up onto the apron and straight onto the top rope, spinning in mid air before backflipping into the ring. JXD looks over the crowd as they boo him violently, taking no notice as he removes his shirt and throws it out the ring, then leans back into the corner, allowing Lowrider to chain his wrist. The lights go black and that eerie piano hits the speakers and the crowd goes off. Most booing but generally just alot of noise.

Chloe: And his opponent...this is the Uncensored Ground Xero Champion...TRINITY HOLMES!

As the guitars hit, a series of daunting pyros explode from the front of the stage while “Dead Bodies Everywhere” by Korn rocks the arena, a crimson red spotlight hits the center of the stage as Trinity struts out with the new Ground Xero Title spinning and catching all of the lights. She walked slowly down to the ring under the blood red spot light taunting the fans the entire way. Trinity walks up the steel steps and dropped the belt on the apron before she climbed into the ring as if she had no care in the world. Lowrider attached her wrist to the other end of the chain that JXD was attached to and called for the match bell.

Diablo: This is Anguish in Chainz and there's no telling what could happen here!

JXD calls for a Greco-Roman wristlock to start them off, when trinity doesn't comply, he takes the chain, snatches it and cinches in with a hammerlock behind her back. She reaches back for a snap mare, then reverses the  hammerlock and goes for a schoolboy.

Diablo: 1...2...

Maverick: She's got a foot up on the ropes!

Diablo: THREE!

Maverick: You've got to be shittin' me!

Before Lowrider could even raise her arm in victory, she had somehow manages to escape the manacle and had slid out of the ring and her music once again hit the speakers.

Maverick: She just stole one from JXD!

Diablo: You really think she had to steal one from him this week? I've just received word that something's going on backstage, let's check it out!

Backstage, Dr. Brooks has his guards looking for Asher. they see Asher walking out of the bathroom and Dr. Brooks walks up to him.

Dr. Brooks: What you did was a mistake boy. 187 is going to kill you now.

Asher: He's a daisy if he does.

Dr. Brooks: Just giving you a fair warning. oh and if you ever lay a hand on me again. You see these men?.

The guards stand behind Brooks.

Asher: Oui.

Dr. Brooks: They will hospitalize your French ass.

Asher kicks over the doctor's shoulder not touching the doctor but hitting one guard right in the face then Asher spins around and as he is pulling his leg from off Brook's shoulder he swings with the other leg and catches another guard with a lightning fast tornado kick to the face then Asher uses with wall as Leverage and grabs Brooks by the shoulders and launches himself around the doctor on the wall and lands on the last Guard's shoulders and gives him a hurricanrana on the floor...Then Asher bounces to his feet and stands in front of Brooks who is now in complete shock and just standing there.

Asher: You ever threaten me again. and you'll wish to be hospitalized.

Asher then turns around and starts to walk away but then he stops and gives brooks a back spin kick to the face then he hikes up his coat and dusts it off and starts to walk away as the cheers are heard from the arena..


We are taken to the parking garage. Kirsta Lewis and Blade are walking toward their car. As they get closer, they notice that there is a sheet covering Kirsta's car. Stuck to the sheet is a note that says “Great match tonight. For what it's worth, you really earned my respect. Just to show that there are no hard feelings, I had a few friends custom detail your car. Hope you like the new paint job, Ridge."

Kirsta and Blade read the note and look at each other. She is hesitant to remove the sheet, but she grabs hold of it and pulls it off her car, revealing what was a really nice sports car. The roof has been sloppily cut off, and airbrushed on the cars doors, in shocking pink, is the word "Slutmobile" and airbrushed to the hood is a drawing of two lesbians having sex.

She turns to Blade and they both laugh.

Kirsta: This show I really got to that boy bad.

Blade you always do your job and you’re good at doing that doll.

Kirsta: I can see that once again he did not do his homework. This poor car has been though hell and back. The words this car has been called. What he doesn't seem to get is that this car here is what I use just for coming and going to arenas. I never bring my bitch mobile even close to the arenas.

They walk to the doors and open them. As soon as Kirsta pulls the handle, the car door falls completely off. Kirsta slams her fist down on the hood in a fit of rage. One of the cars tires falls off. Kirsta stands there for a second. Finally, Blade breaks the silence.

Blade: Let’s just get a cab...



Maverick: Jeez. When will those two stop?

Diablo: Wait til you hear this...main event next week...Ridge AND Kirsta versus JXD AND Trinity.

Maverick: You gotta be shittin' me...

Diablo: Wish I was...

At ringside a burning barbed wire wrapped ladder burns and you hear on the p.a. system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry for you always" then the lights go out and as they rise, they all turn white casting almost a white glow all through the arena, and the song "Behind Blue Eyes" by limp bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way black and white video of bars, gravestones, and people crying, then Asher comes out from the entranceway with no emotion on his face and his long dark brown hair fallen in his eyes, he is wearing a long black duster coat with a chain down around the left arm and the chain drags just touching the ground.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is Stairway to hell for the primo Title! Entering first...he is the current Primo Champion...ASHER...DUBOIS!

Asher then slides under the ropes and into the ring then he throws his head back and falls to his knees he looks at the sky and touches the teardrop tattoo on his cheek then he touches the finger he touched to his tattoo to his lips and blows a kiss to the sky then white and blue pyros shoot from the entranceway and Asher takes off his coat and throws it to the outside and takes off the Primo title and hands it to lowrider who hooks it to a loop and it is raised up twenty feet above the ring.

As “Best of You” starts up, Dr. Graham Brooks walks out into the arena, followed by two orderlies holding six foot poles. At the end of said poles is the gigantic Inmate 187, thoroughly wrapped in a straight jacket and being man-handled down to the ring.

Chloe DeVille: And the number one contender...He is from parts unknown, and currently resides in the Brooks Mental Institute. This man is known to us only as...INMATE...1...8...7!!!

As he gets in the ring the orderlies disengage the poles, allowing the straight jacket to come loose as they bail. Inmate quickly pulls it off and throws it out of the ring, before focusing completely on his opponent as he slides into the ring as the match bell sounds.

Maverick: This is going to be an all out war.

Diablo: It should be worth the price of admission alone!

They tie up at the collar and elbow to start off, locking horns with a test of strength. Asher starts to get the best of him but Inmate quickly gets his feet underneath him and shoves Asher back nearly halfway across the ring.

Maverick: The champion slow to his feet after that initial exchange. He may just be savoring his last few moments as a champion.

Diablo: And Asher moving right back in for the collar and elbow...what was that? Some sort of running calf kick.

As Asher lands his kick he catches Inmate as he bent and landed a reverse neckbreaker. They both were quick to their feet, this time Inmate simply shoved Asher back into the turnbuckles and followed him in with a high knee to the sternum before sending him for the ride.

Maverick: Inmate caught him running there and landed a hard tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

As Asher made it up to his feet, Inmate landed a double kick, the first behind the knee to take him down and the second to the small of the back. he locked in a full nelson and cinched it in deep so he could heft Asher up and nail him with a full nelson slam!

Diablo: Big time Impact there by the masked man known only to us as Inmate 187.

Maverick: The champion slow to his feet once again after that high impact exchange...187 hits the ropes running...oh a big springboarding clothesline!

Diablo: Inmate has two very distinct and different styles that he switches between seamlessly during a match. The first is a heavy handed power move set, that focuses heavily on the back of an opponent, and is the more hardcore and brutal. The second is more technical and high flying, focusing on the head and neck of an opponent. The fact he switches between the two almost randomly makes it difficult to predict what he’ll do next, but not impossible.

Maverick: 187 out of the ring now, he is just tearing the ring apron right off of the ring.

Diablo: I think he means to use it as sort of an oven mitt to get that burning barbed wire wrapped ladder into the ring.

Inmate does just that and tosses the ladder into the ring, but as he does, Asher is up and hits the ring ropes running to leap over the top rope and nail Inmate with a corkscrew plancha.

Maverick: He caught him! Inmate just caught him right out of mid leap! And just dropped him down, this could be a Dominator....oh a Piledriver!

Diablo: That's the Firefly Driver! And after that the belt is Inmate's for the taking. There's ain't no protective padding around our ring...that's hard cold unforgiving concrete. 

Maverick: And the challenger still isn't done with him! He scooped him, Inmate has him up in a Death Valley Driver!  Inmate 187 swings his Asher up and now twists himself underneath him and slams him down hard on one knee!

Diablo: BROKEN HOPE AND BONES!

Inmate spat down towards Asher and shouted "INSULT!" before looking up at the Primo Title hanging just below the rafters on the arena. As he slid into the ring, red strobe lights flashed and "SPIDERMAN" by THE RAMONES exploded from the speakers!

Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!!!

Diablo: NO FUCKIN' WAY!! NO FUCKIN' WAY IS SPYDER GAINEY HERE TONIGHT!!!

While everyone was looking everywhere for him and completely marking out, three very females figures dressed in tight fitting spandex Spiderman costumes, complete with masks hopping the barricade at ringside.

Maverick: WHAT IS THIS? WHO ARE THEY??

Diablo: I'VE NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF THEM BEFORE!

Two of them held buzzing, crackling cattle prods. The last held a long pole like a dog catcher would carry. The two with the cattle prods went up to the wide sides of the ring, the last slid right in and they had three quarters of the ring covered, boxing Inmate 187 in on the far side next to the burning ladder. The one with brunette hair hanging out of the back of her Spiderman mask tagged him first with the cattle prod, she hit him in the gut. As he reached out to take it, the one with blonde hair hanging out of her mask hit him with hers in the neck. Both of them held their weapons down on him, forcing him to his knees and submission.

Maverick: I WANT TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE! WHO COULD BE HELPING ASHER?

Diablo: IT HAS TO BE CADENCE AND KENNEDY! IT HAS TO BE!

Maverick: THEN WHO'S THE THIRD ONE!

Diablo: THE OLDEST SISTER...MARY JANE TRASK!

Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!

Diablo: WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? IT'S GOT TO BE THEM!

The third girl who had no hair hanging loose of her mask reached up and grabbed the belt with the loop on the end of the pole she held, cinched it tight and pulled it down.

Diablo: NOOOOOOO!! NOT LIKE THIS! NEVER LIKE THIS FOR THE PRIMO TITLE!!!

Maverick: HEY INMATE...DID ANYBODY TELL YOU WELCOME TO UNCENSORED?

Diablo: STOP IT!

Maverick: NOW BEND OVER!

Diablo: THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT! THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN A PRIMO TITLE FIGHT!

The girls slid out of the ring, and as two of them revived Asher and snapped the belt back firmly around his waist, the third, shot a drawline up into the rafters that caught an I-beam high up in the structure on The Mecca.  She attached it around Asher's waist as he was pulled up to his feet, and before he was standing, he was whisked up into the rafters.

Maverick: Gettin' by with a lil' help from his friends...Asher Dubois defends the Primo Title.

Diablo: Well this is bullshit...I want to know exactly who they are!

Diablo tore his headset off and went after the three girls dressed as Spiderman.

Maverick: What the hell is he doing? Oh well, we're almost out of time anyway. I don't guess he'll get in too much trouble and this week...finally...I get to do the honors!

The girls were just getting to the barricade at ringside and escape when Diablo caught the last one! He grabbed her by the shoulder as she was straddling the guardrail and tore her mask off and threw it out into the crowd!

Maverick: I CAN'T SEE WHO IT IS! DIABLO'S IN THE WAY!!!

Just as quickly as he tore her mask off, he pulled her face down into his chest so that no one could see her and tore his coat off and covered her and her identity.

Maverick: What the fuck is going on here? A minute ago he's fighting mad...now he's protecting her? What the hell?

You could tell by the look on his face that he had fucked up royally. As Diablo kept her covered, he pulled out his personal cell phone and made a call, within seconds there was someone in an EVENT SECURITY shirt running out from the back to take her off of his hands. 

Maverick: WHAT THE FUCK?? THAT ISN'T SECURITY...THAT'S THE DIRTY DOG...DONTAY DEMOSS!! YOU NEVER CALL HIM IN UNLESS IS HAS GOTTEN WAY TOO DIRTY...WHAT THE HELL COULD DIABLO HAVE UNCOVERED? WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT IN OUR MAIN EVENT? WE MAY NEVER KNOW...BUT IF YOU DON'T TUNE IN NEXT WEEK THEN YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE! IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO WATCH...THEN DON'T FORGET THAT MAIN EVENT WE TOLD YOU ABOUT...RIDGE AND KIRSTA TAKE ON JXD AND TRINITY. I'LL BE THERE...WILL YOU? WILL DIABLO? THIS IS THE MILLION DOLLAR BILL SAYING...

He gives a lil salute into the camera...

Maverick: So long...from the sunshine state!

 



Alexandrea: What was all that?

JXD: Just something I had to do babe!


Maverick: Well you know what they say about turnabout being fairplay, right?

Diablo: JXD evening up the odds in our big War Games Main Event by taking out Heath Sommersby!

Maverick: I'd hate to be JXD when Trinity finds out about this!

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Diablo: While we get the ring ready for our big barbed wire ropes match between Kirsta Lewis and Brandon Johnson which is going to decide the number one contender to the ground Xero Title, let's go live via satellite to downtown Lauderdale! Big Dick and Just Plain Jack are live at the Eager Beaver!

Maverick: Wish we were!

Just then, you hear on the PA system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry for you always" then the lights go out and then they all turn white casting almost a white glow all through the arena, and the song "Behind Blue Eyes" by limp bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way black and white video of bars, gravestones, and people crying, but no Asher Dubois is to be seen...his pyros and everything go off but he's not there..

Maverick: Ok where the hell is he?

Diablo: Maybe he had to take a leak.

Then a spotlight shines on the crowd and you see Asher walking through the crowd...the light gets in his eyes and he puts his hand up to shield the light from his eyes then he swats at the light as if signaling for the person operating it to move it...but the light stays where it is....Asher angrily stops caring about the light and he walks threw the crowd with the belt in his hand...He sees this little bald girl with a dolly standing beside her Dad...Asher crouches down to talk to her...

Asher: Hey. What is your name?

Little girl: Emily. Emily Cross.

Asher: Very pretty name. I knew an Emily once.

Little Girl: Thanks.

Asher: I could be wrong and pardon me if I am. But were you born with Cancer?

Little girl: Nope. I got it when I was 5. The treatments are hard.

Asher: Living your life one day to the next. The disease inside of you slowly taking effect. but you still live your life like a normal kid and you still fight.

Asher takes the belt and puts it on the little girl's shoulder.

Asher: Keep fighting chere. You can beat the bad disease. and you got a loving family to help you.

Maverick: He gave it away again. If he doesn't give it to me next time I'll...

Diablo: He's the champ...what are you gonna do??..

Maverick: I'll....I'll wait till the next week that's what I'll do...so there...

Diablo shakes his head. The little girl hugs Asher then Asher walks away threw the crowd not saying a word or touching anyone with his long coat fluttering behind him as he walks.

Finally, the big screen roars into life and shows Big Dick Dempsey getting a lap dance inside of the club.

Big Dick: We are live at the Eager Beaver! This is where Demi Moore came to make that one movie "Striptease" and this is where Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment has chosen to have it's nearly weekly "Girl Fight".

Next to him, his cousin "Just Plain" Jack Jennings sounds the match bell three times, as the cameras focus on "Quick" Casey Banks and Amy Stevenson who are already in the ring. The crowd boos loudly as "The hand that feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers!

Big Dick: Amy Stevenson is taking on Kyra Cardelli tonight. Kyra ended Carrie Frost's career last week, Kirsta Lewis almost ended Amy's in that brutal plates of glass scaffolding match! oh Kyra wasting no time! Not even waiting for instructions from "Quick" Casey.

As soon as slid climbed in through the ropes, Kyra moved in fast on Amy, nailing her with a high knee lift to the mid section as Amy moved in for a collar and elbow tie up. As soon as Amy doubled over, Kyra gripped her hard with a pinch sleeper hold.

Big Dick: Ooooh look at that a nasty pinch sleeper, that'll put you out in no time! Amy going down to one knee, what's this? Kyra just forcing Amy down to the mat and applying a bow and arrow backbreaker. "Quick" Casey is right there, checking for a tap out, but it doesn't look like we'll have one this early in the match up, Kyra breaking the hold herself, forcing Amy's face down into the mat hard as she does. Kyra up to her feet, pulling Amy up by the hair, oh scooping her now, scooping her up into a fireman's carry...what's she going to do? Big hard fireman's carry into a flapjack! Kyra just laid her flat with that! She has her beaten and could just pin her right now!!

Just then, in the far corner of the club, a fight breaks out between two of the men at the bar over who will get the next lap dance from a certain stripper. Immediately, "Quick" Casey slides out of the ring to help break up the fight. Big Dick smacks his cousin in the shoulder.

Big Dick: Go help him fat ass!

As Casey arrives on the scene, he is caught with an elbow as one guy pulls back to swing and is laid flat. "Just Plain" Jack is laid out flat by a steel chair, blindsided before he got anywhere near the fight. As the two guys fought away from the bar, they slid into the ring, and began to fight there. As they did, Kyra clotheslined Amy over the top rope and took their fight to the floor! And that was when the eerie beginning of "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play as the fans roar. The song continues to play as the fans continue to cheer and yell as Maverick and Diablo speak

Big Dick: Seraphis is here!! And I am surprised...after the bitch smacking he received by Trinity, I thought he was either a vegetable or dead.

The music dies out and the lights turn on, but there is no Seraphis in the ring. Instead of Seraphis, a woman stands there looking at the winner of the bar fight with a slight smirk on her face and her arms folded. He looks at the woman as if she is stupid or lost

Big Dick: Who the hell is th- wait, what is she doing here?

As they begin to walk over to the woman, a section of the crowd begin to go wild as Seraphis is seen running through and into the ring. By the time the guy who won the fight notices the ring ropes shaking and turns, he is already caught and hit with the Oblivion as the fans roar.

Big Dick: There he is...the former Ground Xero champ alive in the flesh!

As the fans cheer and Seraphis smiles about and walks around the ring, Brandon is shown rolling out slowly as Azure helps him out of the ring. Seraphis goes onto the ropes and soaks in the cheers as he pulls out the beer that was bulging in his front pocket. He cracks it open and downs it as he tosses the can to the crowd and walks over and grabs a mic as he waits for the crowd to die down.

Seraphis: Now...I know you fellow alcoholics aren't surprised to see me.

The fans cheer as Seraphis just looks about with a smile

Seraphis: But yet you are probably wondering why this lady right here was in this ring distracting that chump long enough for me to come in here and do my thing. Well...this lady as of recently has been playing a huge part in my life whether it was me being depressed or being contempt with life. Now you are wondering how me and her actually got to talking and how she ended up here. It is a story that I will break down for you later, right now I will just introduce her to you all. You have heard her name Diana...but from now on as she comes out here with me for my matches she will be known simply as...Allure!

Allure smiles as she walks over to Seraphis as the usual men hoot and holler

Seraphis: Now the last time you saw me I had the shit kicked out of me by Trinity Holmes. I won't lie...she abused me like no tomorrow. Whether I was right in the head or not, I am no longer the Ground Xero champion.

The fans boo but all that Seraphis can do is shrug.

Seraphis: But aside from that...the next thing that is being wondered is why did I come back to The Mecca and attack Brandon Johnson for no reason at all? And the truth is....

Seraphis begins to laugh a bit

Seraphis: ...I have no fucking idea...

Big Dick: Holy Shit!! Seraphis is so drunk that he thinks he's at The Mecca and attacking Brandon Johnson!

Seraphis shrugs while he laughs as Allure watches him walk and leans on the ropes, keeping the mic to his mouth

Seraphis: I would be lying if I said I wasn't blitzed right now...so maybe I was attacking the pink elephant in my mind, I don't know. But what I do know is that with this lovely lady finally by my side. There is nothing that will bring me down from the cloud that I am on no matter how many times I fall off of it in a drunken stupor. It may start with Brandon...but it won't end for a very...very...long time!

Seraphis drops the mic as "So Cold" begins to play once more as Seraphis walks to the ropes and holds them open as Allure slowly climbs down out of the ring. As Seraphis begins to get out of the ring himself, Kyra lays Amy out then turns to Seraphis. By the look on her face, Kyra isn't pleased that they interrupted her match. As the cameras keep rolling, you can see Kyra say 'what the fuck?' to Seraphis, who could honestly care less in his drunken state. Allure steps in and attempts to handle the situation, but Kyra ignores her and keeps talking to Seraphis. We can barely hear everything over the crowd, but it's good enough for now.

Kyra: What the hell was that? Do you know what the fuck you did? You interrupted my match, you drunken moron. I was just about to end it and you butted in. What do you plan on doing to compensate me for this, huh?

Seraphis doesn't answer.. he simply laughs and looks over at Allure, who's smirking at Kyra. The two of them turn towards the exit to leave, and they get halfway there before Kyra puts a hand on Seraphis' shoulder and spins him around. Before Seraphis knows what's going on, he gets a fist to his left eye, making him stumble backwards, almost landing on Allure. As he teeters, Kyra does a Russian Leg Sweep and finishes the job, making Seraphis land hard on the floor, nearly cracking his skull open. As Allure checks on Seraphis, Kyra fishes in her pants pocket and pulls out a blue poker chip. Tossing it at Seraphis, she simply stares at him and Allure before turning back to Amy, shaking her head in disbelief and anger. Finally, Kyra falls on top of Amy who is still down on the outside of the ring, slapping a crossface on her right in front of Seraphis.

Big Dick: Kyra hitting "The Jackpot" here tonight against Amy! And she proved to Seraphis that she's no joke. I can't wait to hear what the hell he was even doing here tonight! Hey what's Kyra doing?

And again, as "Quick" Casey holds her arm up in victory, she drops a blue poker chip down onto Amy's back.

Big Dick: I don't really know what that means, but she hasn't lost one yet here in Uncensored! Let's find out what's happening back at the arena...
 


The screen cuts to an area backstage, JXD is seen changed into his ring gear and warming up for the main event match. Getting to his feet he reaches into his hoodie pocket and pulls out his cellphone, tapping in a number then raises it to his ear as he waits for it to connect, smirking as it does.

JXD: Yeah, it went down as predicted, I didn’t need her to see that in a vision. I’m going to need you to back me up, just like old times! Perfect, one of my trainees is on his way to pick you guys up now, just smack him round the head if he keeps going through mindsets, it can’t be helped, but it‘ll entertain you! Ok man, I’ll see you in the ring.

JXD hangs up the cellphone and hides it in his hoodie again, laughing manically

Maverick: Who the fuck was he talking to?

Diablo: Hell if I know, probably his brother, MXD from the way he was speaking.

Maverick: Oh great, one week the little psycho mime misanthropist comes back, the following week there’s an exact clone of him!


The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention as everything goes pitch black save for the red laser lights of the crowd and the eerie opening to Loco by Coal Chamber hits the speaker system. The arena floor is covered by smoke and a black light turns on, dimly illuminating the smoke and arena.

An image of the grim reaper appears on the jumbotron followed by the words, THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

Chloe Deville: Making his way to the ring tonight by way of Watertown, New York...Brandon Johnson!

As the song booms out across the P.A. System in full swing, a small figure can be seen running to the ring, dressed in a black boiler suit. his long hair nearly hiding his face.

The nearly six foot tall figure leaps head first through the middle and top turnbuckle and lands with a summersault rolling to the opposite side of the ring. The arena lights go down and a loud roar of a jungle cat is heard as "My last Breath" by Evanescence pipes though the p.a. system.

Chloe DeVille: And his opponent, from Dayton, Ohio...KIRSTA LEWIS!

A crack of a whip is heard as the lights come back up as Kirsta appears and makes her way down to the ring. Dressed in tight fitting black leather pants and matching vest, with her hair tied back, tight to her head. She makes her way down to the ring completely focused. As she climbs in through the barbed wire ropes, the match bell sounds.

Diablo: This one decides who is the number one contender to the Ground Xero Title!

Maverick: You know that Trinity is watching this one closely.

Diablo: Here lately she has had to watch everything and everyone very closely. I could dare say that the Ground Xero Title is right now more sought after than the Primo Title!

In the middle of the ring, Kirsta and Brandon lock up at the collar and elbow. Brandon easily overpowers her and pushes her back into the barbed wire ropes. Johnson moves to Irish whip her to the far side but she reverses it and sends him for the ride. Johnson hits the ropes, showing no sign of the barbed wire bothering him as he did, Kirsta landed a hard high hip toss. She hangs on with a wristlock, wrenches it out once and lands a hard legdrop across his prone shoulder that she just stretched out for him with her hiptoss. Lowrider drops down quickly but only gets to the count of one before Brandon kicks out. Kirsta holds onto the wristlock as Brandon moves to his feet.

Diablo: She allows him back up to a standing position but uses that leverage to turn the wristlock into a hammerlock. There's Brandon now with a snapmare takeover and a rear naked chokehold.

Maverick: It looks like she's pulling his hair there!

Diablo: Kirsta reaching back, looking for the leverage to bridge out of this painful rear naked choke that Johnson has applied. She has her feet underneath her...she may bridge out of this...

Maverick: Oh did you see that?

Diablo: Kirsta with a jawbreaker to break that hold by Brandon Johnson!

Immediately, she slid out of the ring...

Maverick: Hey...where's she going?

She pulled something from out under the ring and grabbed the bottom strand of barbed wire.

Diablo: It looks like she has some sort of wire cutters there...yes. She just snapped that bottom strand of barbed wire and is sliding back into the ring now as Johnson makes it to his feet.

Moving in on him, Johnson hits her with a sweep kick sending her down flat on her back where she dropped the strand of barbed wire. As she made it back up to her feet, Johnson caught her, and pulled her in tight for a belly to belly suplex! Johnson quickly found the strand of barbed wire and wrapped it quickly around his boot. As Kirsta stood behind him, he turned and with two running steps hit her with a running insiguri!

Diablo: OUT COLD! This could be it!

Maverick: 1...2...and Kirsta able to kick out.

Diablo: He just hit a big trademark move there softening her up. Brandon really needs to stay on her now.

He pulls her up and with an Irish whip sends Kirsta for the ride. He goes for a high Savate kick and Kirsta lands a baseball slide dropkick to his prone knee, knocking the leg he was standing on right out from under him. As he slowly tried to make it to his feet, not putting too much weight on that leg yet, she measured him, coming off of the barbed wire ring ropes and landing a scissors kick. Brandon hit the mat so hard facedown that he flipped hard over onto his back where Kirsta was fast with a lateral press.

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: Johnson barely kicks out after that brutal scissors kick by The Hellcat Kirsta Lewis.

And that's when for the very first time, Snake of Christ by Danzig starts to play over the sound system and none of the fans quite know how to react. Someone wearing a black hoodie comes running out of the entrance holding a barb-wire bat that has been lit on fire. He runs to the ring as Kirsta is making it to her feet. He slides into the ring and hits her in the stomach with the bat.

Maverick: You have GOTTA be shittin me!

Kirsta falls to her knees holding her stomach. The man takes the bat and holds it across Kirsta's back. She starts yelling in pain, as she is getting burned. Security reaches into the ring pulls her out. They start dumping water on her. The man stands in the center of the ring, reaches up and pulls back his hood. The fans start to go ape shit.

Diablo: IT'S RIDGE! IT'S RIDGE! THE HALL OF FAMER...HARDCORE WRESTLING'S MESSIAH  SNAKE RIDGE IS BACK AND UNCENSORED!!

Ridge pulls a small container of lighter fluid out of the front of his pants, douses the bat with it and holds it up high. The crowd threatened to blow the roof off of the place! As security entered the ring, Ridge nailed the first one with a running Yakuza kick sending the man ass over elbows over the top rope and hard down onto the floor. Once that kick was seen again in an Uncensored ring, no one else bothered to try him. With the fire on his bat blazing and Brandon still facedown on the mat, Ridge fell atop of him! He put the bat across Brandon's throat and locked in a cobra clutch!

Diablo: That's a 1,000 Corpse Clutch with a burning barbed wire wrapped baseball bat!

Maverick: YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME! Last thing I heard about him were rumors that he retired from wrestling to work on his own reality series on MTV or something.

Finally he releases Brandon, drops his bat and calls for a mic.

Ridge: It's good to be fucking home. And make no mistake about it, this company is my home. Not some federation being run by some steroid freak who has to put himself over every chance he gets, and definitely not some fed where the owner won't stop calling my house, won't stop trying to trick me into signing a contract, and won't take a fucking hint even after I kick him in the ass, make him look like an idiot on TV, and release a video tape where I bootleg one of his shows and insert my own commentary ripping him and his company a new one.

Maverick: I saw that tape myself. Trust me fans, it's worth watching.

Ridge: Now I know some of you are wondering why I just made that hot bitch just a little hotter. I did it for the three reasons I'm back. First of all, if you want to be in the main events, you have to get yourself noticed. And I sure as hell just did that. They're going to be showing that at the beginning of the show for a long time to come. And just to prove my point, I'm already in the main event. Tonight it's me and JXD against Trinity Holmes...and whoever she can find and Asher...and whoever he can find in War Games!

The fans start to go nuts.

Diablo: That's huge.

Ridge: Asher, I saw some of your stuff. You're way too hard on yourself about your girl trying to kill herself. I mean, I can't really blame her for being suicidal. If I had to listen to his whining twenty four seven, I'd try to kill myself too. Hell man, from some reports I read, listening to your promos raise teen suicide rates higher than listening to Nirvana music. If you think you're miserable now, wait until after our match. And as far as the incestuous princess Trinity Holmes goes, your Hepatitis B infected ass is mine.

Maverick: That didn't sound right.

Ridge: As for the second reason I came back. I'm here for titles. Krista...Brandon...I'm better than either one of you and one way or another, you're looking at the next Ground Xero Champion right here. When I left this company, I beat one Holmes to win the XXX Deathmatch title, and I sure as Hell can beat another Holmes to win another title.

Ridge gets a sick and twisted smile on his face.

Ridge: And as for the third reason I came back. I'm here to have fun at the expense of others.

And then, as usual, Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society hits the sound system. Ridge drops the mic and heads toward the back. Once Ridge is almost all the way back up the ramp, Kirsta pulls herself up onto the ring apron and slides under the bottom strand of barbed wire and back into the ring.

Diablo: Kirsta, Brandon, that's Ridge...Ridge...Kirsta and Brandon. You three may be seeing some more of each other.

Maverick: Ya think so?

Diablo: After that...I'd say that the chances are good.

Maverick: Both of them bloodied, both of them burned...how much more will Kirsta and Brandon have left after all of that? Kirsta makes it to Johnson...she gets an arm down across his chest...1...2...

Diablo: Kicking out at the very last second! Neither one of them is ready to just give that number one contender's spot to Snake Ridge!

Slowly, crawling, Brandon makes it to the far side corner and begins to pull himself up with the barbed wire and turnbuckles. As he finally makes it to his feet and turns, Kirsta lands, hitting him with a big flying splash.

Diablo: Cat Splash!

Maverick; Just driving his back down into the barbed wire.

Diablo: Not just his back...

Kirsta reaches down and grabs the dangling bottom strand of barbed wire she'd cut earlier in the match. She wrapped it around Brandon's throat twice, and then jumping up onto his thighs nailed him with a monkey flip. As he landed hard, he clutched at his throat which dripped a deep crimson mess down onto his chest. he got the barbed wire from around his throat, and as he was making it up to his feet, Kirsta went for a spear...

Maverick: HOLY SHIT!

But Brandon had the move scouted. He hit her with a hard superkick and as she fell backwards, he leaped and nailed her with a flipping neckbreaker!

Diablo: SWEET DREAMS! THIS COULD BE IT!

Maverick: JOHNSON HAS A LEG HOOKED! 1...2...

Diablo: SHE KICKED OUT!

Maverick: How did she do it? He got all of that kick!

Diablo: Damn sure did! And they are both slow to rise in the late stages of this match up. They have both been beaten up here tonight and are exhausted.

Maverick: it looks like Johnson will be the first one up to his feet here...what the Hell is he doing?

Diablo: He going up top...and looks to be going for it all!

Maverick: He has her right where he wants her now...flat on her back!

Diablo: I think he may be going for that frogsplash...

Just as Johnson leaps, Kirsta gets a boot up and catches him right in the jaw on the way in!

Maverick: And just that quickly...

And then Kirsta stepped back, waiting and measuring him for the Hell Bitch Kick.

Diablo: Here it comes...and....

Maverick: Oh that's just a devastating kick!

Diablo: Kirsta hooks that far side leg and 1...2...

Maverick: Three!

Diablo: What an awesome match up folks!

Back inside of the ring, Lowrider thrusts her arm skyward in victory!

Chloe DeVille: Your winner...and the new number one contender to the Ground Xero Title...THE HELLCAT...KIRSTA...LEWIS!!!
 


The cameras cut back stage where they find Trinity Holmes pacing back and forth, a somewhat worried look on her face.

Trinity: Oh if this isn’t just perfect, I knew I shouldn’t have let her go nowhere, now I’m all by myself and I have to face, JXD, Ridge and Nobody?! I am fucking dead! I can’t fight all three of them!

Trinity keeps pacing back and forth her head down as she does She runs right into Asher..

Asher: Watch where you’re going.

Asher sees it was Trinity that ran into him and sees she was down.

Asher: What's wrong chere?

Trinity looks up at Asher, immediately taking a defensive stance but not doing anything because he did seemed concerned.

Trinity: What’s wrong? What do you think is wrong, I just found out yet another person who would love nothing more than to see me dead, who has broken my back, is not only back in the same federation with me but has teamed up with JXD. I have no partner, my sister is not here, I have no partner and now I get to face not two but three huge men, two of which are not going to bother with you until after they try to tear me to shreds!

Asher: Sounds like a problem.

Trinity couldn’t help but laugh and shake her head, rolling her eyes.

Trinity: You think?. Oh but lets not forget, then there is you, even through all of that there is still you so why would you even care?

Asher pushes Trinity's hair out of her eyes and gently taps her on the chin so she'll look up at him.

Asher: Look....I don't have a partner either...and I don't like the idea of hitting a girl in the first place...So to avoid it...I'll be your partner...It'll solve both problems. What do you say beau?

Trinity takes a step back not sure what to think of Asher, she trusts none and in her book only Heath touches her.

Trinity: You would be my partner? All because you honestly don’t want to hit me? Man you are as fucked up as I am, you just don’t know it yet. I tell you what, we can do this, just one thing, don’t ever touch me like that again, don’t call me beau, save that shit for Kennedy and make sure that bitch Cadence doesn’t put her in danger no fucking more!

Asher: Fair enough beau...

Asher winks and turns and starts to walk away, Trinity grits her teeth at what he said but does nothing, atleast now she has a partner.


Maverick: You've GOT to be shittin' me! Those two are teaming up?

Diablo: You gotta do what you gotta do...and it's not like she had much of a choice there. hey while the crew is getting the ring ready for War Games...let's go backstage, where the always lovely Harley Abate is standing by with the number one contender to the Ground Xero Title...Kirsta Lewis.

The big screen comes to life and shows Kirsta standing in front of the camera just glaring into it. Kirsta reaches up and grabs the microphone out of Harley's hand.

Kirsta: So the Hall of famer thinks that he can come back and interfere in my match. You think that your better than both me and Brandon, but sweet cheeks you may be better than alot of people around here...but you're not better then me.

She just nods knowingly into the camera.

Kirsta: Laugh all you want, Ridge. I’m used to it. But fact is I am better then you and I am the number one contender in all of the land for the Ground Xero Title. I know why you interfered in this match. You think you can walk back in here and take it back. A title that you won and held for God only knows how long.

Kirsta putting her finger to her head, being cocky with an evil grin on her face.

Kirsta: Let’s see I believe that was Bad Meets Evil in 2004 against M. P. Curley. That was a hard fought win huh?

She winked sarcastically.

Kirsta: And you know I have heard that you have a past with Trinity Holmes and there is some bad blood there and really I don’t give a fuck what your track record is with her, her brother, and her kittens or puppies either for that matter. I just know that you haven’t beaten her. That is why you got yourself involved in the main event, to be JXD's mystery partner. To me that just shows me that you are a gutless spineless has been who is back to try to recapture what you lost. You had to hide your identity. Why not be a man and come right out and say that you're back? Again, this shows me the kind of no talent fuck that you are.

She brushes her hair out of her eyes.

Kirsta: You know what? From what I have heard about you Ridge you are not even Hall of Fame material. I have heard how you have been talked out of leaving twice by your tag partner here tonight. I really am not very impressed with you at all. I don’t see any love or desire from you in this sport. I sure as don’t see any damn dedication. You didn’t even do well in the first Roughkut dot com Invitational Tournament, where I really made a name for myself in the second one. I have already got you beat you fucking moron. You have no fucking idea who the hell you are messing with when you step into my ring and interfere in my match. Ridge, do your fucking homework before you open your god damn mouth. You say you're better then me. I have ended careers and I did that same thing here in my first match. I am going to be the most dominate force in Uncensored.

Kirsta lowers the mic and calms her breathing a moment before continuing.

Kirsta: You know, I don’t like people who interfere in my matches and I don’t like people who claim to be something that they are not. The only reason you put yourself in the Main Event was to get your shot at Trinity Holmes because she is GX Champion. I am number 1 contender for GX title and I know what I can bring into that match. If you want that title back jackass you have to stand in line, it’s mine. You want it. Prove how bad you want it. Ridge you call yourself "hardcore wrestling's messiah". When you stepped in this ring and interfered you messed with fire and that sweet cheeks was not a very good thought out move on your part. I can be a ruthless and a vindictive bitch. You want to get close to that title, let’s see if you still got it Messiah. You and me, next week. Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah vs. The Queen of Hardcore, The Mistress of Destruction and since you decided to mess with fire, lets make it a Caged Heat Match! Let's see if history can be repeated since that was the very match that you won the GX title in 2004. There will be one major difference Ridge, it will be me in that cage and I don’t think you are man enough or have enough balls to step up and face me. You want that title, come get it but since I‘m # 1 contender you got to get through me first. You messed with fire tonight Ridge and you are going to get burned!

Kirsta takes the mic and tosses it back to Harley Abate as she walks away.

Harley: Back to Maverick and Diablo at ringside.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is your Main Event of the evening...and is WAR GAMES!

The arena lights fade to black, Chimaira's "Cleansation" blasting from the speaker system, the crowd quickly letting their disgust and hatred well known. JXD walks out from the doorway walking down to the ring with a determined look on his face.

Chloe DeVille: Entering the ring first...from Derby England, he was the first primo Champion and is the Nightmare...J...X...D!!!

JXD slowly climbs the steel steps at ringside examining the cage that held the side by side rings for War games as he climbed into the ring. JXD looks over the crowd as they boo him violently, taking no notice as he removes his shirt and throws it over the cage out of the ring, then leans back into the corner. As he awaits his opponent you hear on the PA system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry for you always" then the lights go out and as they rise, they all turn white casting almost a white glow all through the arena, and the song "Behind Blue Eyes" by limp bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way black and white video of bars, gravestones, and people crying, then Asher comes out from the entranceway with no emotion on his face and his long dark brown hair fallen in his eyes, he is wearing a long black duster coat with a chain down around the left arm and the chain drags just touching the ground.

Chloe DeVille: And entering next...he is the current Primo Champion...ASHER...DUBOIS!

Asher then slides under the ropes and into the ring then he throws his head back and falls to his knees he looks at the sky and touches the teardrop tattoo on his cheek then he touches the finger he touched to his tattoo to his lips and blows a kiss to the sky then white and blue pyros shoot from the entranceway and Asher takes off his coat and throws it to the outside as JXD immediately nails him with a cheap shot from behind to the kidneys.

Diablo: Two rings...surrounded by a steel cage, this match ain't nothing nice. And don't forget, three of the four people in it want each other dead!

Maverick: They may just get what they want by the end of this thing then!

JXD connects again and again to the base of Asher's spine with some hard elbow shots. he shoves him back into the ropes and laid down a hard chop.

Diablo: That sounded like a bull's whip!

Again, JXD laid down a hard chop across Asher's chest. This time, Asher pushed JXD back into the corner and laid down a hard chop of his own before a toe kick to the gut and an Irish whip to the far side. Asher followed him in running, and nailing a hard clothesline which sent JXD backwards over the top rope! Asher backs up into the ropes and with a running start runs across the middle ropes and leaps nailing JXD with a plancha on the outside!

Maverick: The current Primo Champion taking it to the original.

Diablo: We will have a new competitor enter the ring every two minutes, and we won't know who until the music hits and it's almost that time!

Asher rolls JXD back into the ring. JXD is up and on his feet before Asher is in and back on his. On the big screen, the countdown begins and by the time it reaches 5, the crowd is counting backwards right along with it. As JXD hits his triple fisherman's suplex combo, Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society hits the speakers and the crowd goes wild! JXD lands the last suplex in the perfect spot under a turnbuckle. Ridge goes straight for the top of the cage over it.

Chloe DeVille: And introducing next...from Detroit, Michigan, this is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah. SNAKE...RIDGE!

Just as he was announced, he leaped right off of the top of the cage nailing Asher with a swanton bomb! JXD scales the cage as Ridge goes for the pinfall.

Maverick: 1...2...HOLY SHIT!

Diablo: THAT'S KIRSTA!

Dressed now in jeans and a black sweatshirt, Kirsta slid under the bottom rope after tearing the cage door open. She hit the ring with barbed wire wrapped steel chair which collided with the back of Ridge's head with a sickening thud as Lowrider was bringing his hand down for the three.

Diablo: JXD's going for the Stupidsault!!

JXD reached the top of the cage, looked back before Kirsta hit the ring, put the trash can over his head and got his footing to go for his patented moonsault...

Maverick: JXD just took out Ridge!

Diablo: HE HAS ONLY HIT THAT ONCE IN THOUSANDS OF ATTEMPTS!

Just as JXD impacted with Ridge, Kirsta hit him again! She then backed up into the ring ropes to get a running start and swinging the chair like a nine iron connected again.

Maverick: Asher is just starting to move, there's a little life left in JXD yet but Ridge is as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

Diablo: And I don't think she's done with him yet and there's only 15 seconds left on the clock and we know who is entering last tonight!!

And then right on cue, the big screen comes to life showing Trinity Holmes standing in the gorilla position, as the eerie piano beginning of "Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn started to play, she began her walk to the ring, not waiting for it to build as usual. By the time the guitars and ring introduction hit, she was trying to figure out what Kirsta was shouting to her from the ring.

Chloe Deville: And entering last tonight...this is your Uncensored Ground Xero Champion...TRINITY HOLMES!!

Diablo: I think they've worked out a game plan!

Trinity entered the ring and went straight for the far side of the far side ring, hitting the ropes running.

Diablo: Trinity the first person to utilize the second ring in this match-up tonight.

She hit the corner of the ring running, springboarding up first with one foot off of the middle rope, then with her other foot, she turned her body planting both feet on the top rope of the near side ring this time springboarding with a big arching moonsault that covered nearly the distance of the ring where Kirsta held the barbed wire wrapped steel chair right over Ridge's face. Corkscrewing at the end of the moonsault she landed like a baseball slide dropkick and kicked the shit out of the chair on impact!

Maverick: Now I've fuckin' seen it all!

Diablo: That was a triple jump moonsault into a dare I say it...aw fuck it, we're uncensored! Triple jump moonsault into a Van terminator!

The crowd chanted "HOLY SHIT!" as Trinity went for a pinfall.

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: Ridge kicks out!

Even though she was not officially in the match, Kirsta pushed ridge back down and covered him.

Diablo: Lowrider's counting it!

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: Ridge kicks out again!

This time Trinity pushed Ridge back down onto his back and went for yet another pinfall!

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: And again, Ridge manages to somehow kick out. he is a bloody mess, he must have lost a half of gallon of blood so far tonight in his return!

And with the multiple pinfall combinations, no one had even noticed inmate 187 until he slid into the ring!

Maverick: What is this? Who turned him loose?

Diablo: I didn't even see him come out! And he is going straight for the champion!

As Kirsta and Trinity continued to torture and abuse Ridge, Inmate 187 slid in behind them and behind Asher just as he was pulling himself to his feet. Inmate caught him, and JXD found his second wind and went straight for the top rope. 187 reached through and nailed Asher with a pumphandle diamond cutter! Just as soon as he hit the mat, JXD leaped and hit him with a corkscrew legdrop. Immediately, JXD reached over and hooked the far leg cinching it back deeply.

Maverick: 1...2...3!

Diablo: Asher Dubois has been eliminated by JXD!!

Trinity turned, reacting instinctually to the three count to see her partner eliminated. She slid back into the ring and nailed JXD with a low dropkick knocking him off of Asher. As soon as she did, Inmate 187 reached down, grabbing the Champion by the throat and pulling him up before tossing him over the top rope into the second ring to dole out further punishment.

On the outside of the ring, Ridge wore the crimson mask and was tied down to the cage with barbed wire crucifixion style by Kirsta and Trinity. They had finger painted "Messiah" on his chest on blood and he wore a crown of barbed wire as Kirsta locked in a figure four leglock onto him in the middle of this. She reached back, reaching the ring apron to pull on it for extra leverage.

And inside of the main ring, trinity held JXD bent over with a hammerlock when she nailed a sweep kick sending him down onto his face almost like a single armed DDT. She rolled him over going for the cover.

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: JXD kicks out! But I think...I think...it looks like Lowrider is going to count Ridge out. He can't do that!

Maverick: He might as well do that.

Diablo: Ridge is crucified in barbed wire!

Maverick: Ridge is out on his feet and is like my car...he's a quart or two low.

Trinity hits JXD with a split legged double leg drop, and he writhed on the mat in agony as the male population of the crowd cringed. Following it up, she nailed an Asai moonsault, and once again hooked the leg.

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: JXD kicks out again!

She pulled him up and confidently looked to be going for a reverse neckbreaker when JXD hit her with a fall away slam! She ricocheted off the top rope violently and back into the ring where JXD was waiting to push her over onto her stomach with a boot, crucifix the arms and then curb stomp her down hard to the mat. JXD covered her with a cocky pin attempt, but she kicked out on two. And on the turnbuckle right above them, Asher stands on a top turnbuckle and blows a kiss to the sky then he closes his eyes and throws his hands out to his sides as if he was going to do a swan dive then he jumps and back flips and nails Inmate 187 with a moonsault with crazy height.

Diablo: That's "The Meaning of Life"! Asher showing that he's not done fighting yet. he has the upper hand on Inmate 187 at this point in time.

Asher hopes over the top ropes, back into the main ring, and instinctively, JXD hit him with a running clothesline, taking his feet out from under him. As soon as JXD turned, Trinity hit him with a monkey flip and then hitting the ropes she landing hard on his chest with a superstar elbow. Before she had the chance to go for her own pinfall, Asher pulled JXD up, then twists his arm with a wrist lock before standing next to them as if for a Russian leg sweep but instead he grabs JXD's head his opponent in the Stunner position and then wrenches his head back before throwing him forward face first into the mat!

Diablo: "The Difference!" Asher just nailed his finisher and is offering the pin to Trinity!!

Maverick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Diablo: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!

As Asher offered the win to Trinity, she nailed him with a low blow and followed it up with a tornado bulldog! She turned to JXD, and landed a running swanton bomb.

Maverick: 1...2...3!

Diablo: Holy shit! What an end! Oh it looks like Ridge has finally gotten loose of the barbed wire!

Maverick: Inmate is up and coming back after Asher.

Diablo: JXD is up and complaining to Lowrider that he had a foot up on the ropes!!

Maverick: We can't be out of time!!! You've got to be shittin' me!!

Diablo: And it's just reached a boiling point here on Dominance! make sure you tune in next week...you won't want to miss what we've got for you! until then...for maverick and Chloe this is Diablo saying so long...from the sunshine state!

The cameras focus in on all of the action in the ring, from JXD and Trinity now trading punches, to Ridge choking Kirsta with barbed wire on the outside of the ring to Inmate 187 military pressing Asher Dubois as the credits begin to roll.