He was absolutely the most convincing Devil you'd ever seen in all of your Halloweens. The Notorious D. Simon Reynolds stood on location indulging his wife Madison as she complained that tonight's festivities were far too dark, and how she'd have preferred classic Universal Studios Monsters and Killers instead of the macabre storyline which was setting itself in motion before her eyes tonight.
Simon simply surveyed the grounds that lay before him from The Fire Pits. Illuminated by blazing bursts of brimstone and smoke of Dragon Forge, sadistic Ore Mongers smelt Gorewood Iron from a nearby realm and hammer precious metal into shields, weapons and the ultimate creation of the Gorge, the Terra Throne Blade. Tempered in vats of fresh human blood, The Blade requires fresh "donors" to refill the vats nightly.
This is what Madison was having a problem with, she knew she shouldn't have come to this and should've stayed home as she usually did. But she's having an even bigger problem with Simon's newly clean shaven head with horns so realistic and flesh colored, you'd never know they hadn't been hiding right there under his hair all along. His beard was gone as well, replaced by a rather severe if not perfectly manicured and devilish goatee. She did however approve of the Versace pinstripes and the blood red ascot that replaced his tie. And then the thing that she feared most of all and was just about to mention...happened.
The scene cuts to the Terror Mines where
a guy dressed in the mask from the Scream trilogy is walking down a
darkened area of the park when a mocking, child-like voice breaks the
silence.
JXD: Stranger…
The masked figure stops and looks around for the source of the voice,
about to walk away when again;
JXD: Stranger…
The masked figure pulls the mask and hood off, it can now clearly be
seen as Seraphis, looking around he peers into the shadows, the blood
covered form of JXD is seen, an equally blood covered Alexandrea
cuddling up into the Nightmare’s form as JXD extends an arm, pointing to
a doorway, JXD continues speaking in the mocking child voice.
JXD: A minutia of your medial rapture skulks beyond that primitive
mortal gateway…
Upon hearing these words, Seraphis mulls them over for a second then
just gives JXD a “what the fuck?” look, frowning at the Nightmare who
simply looks at Seraphis and repeats again in a slightly higher tone;
JXD: A minutia of your medial rapture skulks beyond that primitive
mortal gateway…
By this time, Seraphis is looking slightly pissed off at not being
spoken to in simple English, until Alexandrea speaks up.
Alexandrea: What he means to say is something you want is behind the
door.
Nodding, Seraphis heads over to the door, pushing down on the handle...
It opens away, not only revealing the illusion of one of the walls next to Simon in the Fire Pits but also butting the cutest little "Batman" you've ever seen right in the head and down onto his ass. D. Simon Reynolds Jr. had just taken his first bump, and Madison's breath caught in her throat, causing all the bitching to stop.
He tried to suck it up. He whimpered for a second but finally a single tear rolled down that Batman mask. Before it could hit the ground, Simon had Seraphis in a Full Nelson so tight that he had the man lifted up off his feet and was delivering him to Madison. She was already reaching back to slap the taste out of his mouth. As she delivered the blow, something odd happened, his head spun and didn't stop, it went all the way around! She smacked him again, for another complete revolution and then finally a third time before Simon completed the "Reynolds Wrap" with a Full Nelson Slam! Instead of through the obligatory table though, this time Simon slammed Seraphis down through Michael Myers' machete! Seraphis' heart beat on the tip of it, until the masked Michael Myers pulled his machete loose of Seraphis' chest and turned swinging to behead The Nightmare JXD!!!
The eerie theme music of the movie series "Halloween" began to play as JXD's head rolled towards Simon who stopped it's roll by placing his boot in it's path. Reaching down and picking it up, making sure to hold it away from his suit as it was just pouring blood all over the grounds of the Fire Pits and rolled thick into the vats to temper The Blade. Simon turned the head towards the cameras...
JXD: What's up motherfuckers???
Ore Mongers ran up from The Gorge taking JXD and Seraphis' bodies, shouting as they did...
Ore Mongers: You found us!!!
As they leave, the cameras follow them to the gates of the Fire Pits where Maverick, in no costume and Diablo dressed as a Sheppard wait.
Diablo: By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes...
Maverick: Happy Halloween everybody...IT'S...DEVIL'S NIGHT!
Diablo: And we're getting as Uncensored as we wanna be right here in the heart of Florida, Universal Studios Orlando where it's Halloween Horror Nights! Devil's Night is looking to be by far the biggest and baddest event Uncensored has ever undertaken!
Maverick: And not only is it taking place live from one one the greatest theme parks in the world...the show...actually has a theme in itself!
Diablo: Seven deadly matches...highlighted by the seven deadly sins!
Maverick: That obviously our very own Devil himself, gave to us. "The Man Downstairs" tonight I think it would be.
Diablo: But the biggest thing about this show for me has to be the interactivity with the Uncensored fanbase! Right now there are three polls running at the fan forums at the official Uncensored website!
Maverick: That's right! it's been running all summer long and will conclude tonight...live from the Terra Throne, Uncensored will crown its Diva of the Year! There's still time to vote!
Diablo: And you...the fans get to choose who you will see in tonight's Main Event! Will it be Snake Ridge challenging Kirsta Lewis for the uncensored Premier Title?
Maverick: Or will it be Seraphis challenging Trinity Holmes for the Ground Xero Title at The Blood Ruins that will cap off this show?
Diablo: And the last poll at our fan forums is so out of control...I think I can go ahead and announce the winner right here and now.
Maverick: Well she only has seventy five percent of the votes...
Diablo: That's right! With a big 75 percent of the votes, defeating other Superstars of the week such as Seraphis and Trinity Holmes...it's The Hellcat Kirsta Lewis winning Superstar of the Month honors for October...and that's two months running for those of you who are counting.
Maverick: Kirsta successfully defending her Superstar of the Month crown if you will.
Diablo: And speaking of crowns...I see one of the newest "crown jewels" here in Uncensored...
Maverick: That's Heath Sommersby...and he has one of the Uncensored Double Penetration Title belts!
As Heath stepped into the scene, "Cold" by Static X played causing the crowd who hadn't noticed him yet to erupt into automatic boos and jeers.
Diablo: The "Underpaid...Oversexed" Heath Sommersby going the distance last week inside of War Games! The first man in and he was the man to walk out with one of the freshly minted Double Penetration Titles!
Wearing a charcoal grey suit, opened at the collar, and old fashioned horn rimmed glasses, Heath Sommersby made his way past the crowd which was surrounding Maverick and Diablo at the gates of The Fire Pits. Everyone began following Sommersby towards "The Skool" where tonight's first bout was scheduled to take place in only moments...
The children of the Collectors, the children of the Mongers and the rest of the children of Terra Cruentas celebrate the Season of the Queen in their own twisted and special manner. It's dress up time at The Skool in Gorewood Forest and mankind turn out to be their "treats". Tricked in the worst, weirdest and most wicked ways...
Heath Sommersby stood in front of the crowd now t the front door of The Skool. He held a microphone and smiled for the cameras. Both of his eyes were still black from his battle last week with more than half of the roster. A tight bandage was pulled down across the bridge of his nose. You could see a bright red "S" on his chest, he wore a Superman outfit under his Clark Kent suit and glasses.
Heath Sommersby: Where're all my HEEEEATHens at tonight?
Diablo: Obvious shot at 1WR's Predator for mispronouncing his first name about 47 times last week on Revolution Radio.
Heath Sommersby: Now I know that after that you might think that I'm here tonight to speak on...Pride...but I'm not.
He smirks, pausing.
Heath Sommersby: I'm here tonight to talk about...Envy...Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation. The contempt that the majority of you feel for me right now...Envy. When you see me with Trinity...Kirsta and Mystic...when you hear all the rumors about Kyra...Envy. You may mistake it for Wrath and when you realize you can do nothing about it...Sloth. But in reality...all it really is...is Envy.
Diablo: And they've got no love for Sommersby here in Orlando!
Maverick: He doesn't need their love...no matter who wins tonight...he's going home with the 2005 Diva of the year!!!
Diablo: Well atleast they're pronouncing his name right...
Heath Sommersby: Now I know you are all wondering why I am out here when this is supposed to be a match for XTina and J.P. Corino and you see that can be easily answered, for their sins of being envious of my position as an Uncensored superstar...I had to Heathenize them.
Diablo: I think he meant Euthanize.
Maverick: I think he meant exactly what he said, he got rid of the sick and hopeless!
Heath Sommersby: We all knew from the beginning that those two couldn't cut it, and I took it upon myself to get rid of them. Besides we have bigger things to talk about... much bigger! It's about a certain person who obviously envies us so much that he assumed he should respond to our challenge...with his own little challenge. You see as Trinity Holmes' manager I handle all of her affairs, so wasn't it funny to me when "The Man...Downstairs" found some stupid little recording left for her, telling her that she had been challenged but not saying who and nothing else left on it. Now it doesn't really take a rocket scientist to figure it out but what I don't get is does 1WR envy us so much that they think we need them to get over? But the funniest part of this entire scenario is just exactly how accommodating Uncensored is going to be in this situation...
With a flourish, Sommersby reached into his inside jacket pocket and pulled out some sort of official looking document.
Heath Sommersby: Not only did we get some cheesy audio tape with a distorted voice...we even got this...and boy when we did...Notorious just had to have...me deliver it to Trinity personally.
With a big, shit-eatin' grin, he winked at the crowd, twice...before pulling out his cell phone and dialing.
Heath Sommersby: You listening....? Good.
He flipped his phone shut and then he began to read:
Heath Sommersby: "Devil's Night, Trinity finds an audio recorder in her locker room, she plays it, and it's a muffled voice saying that she has been challenged, but he doesn't say who he is!"
His grin is huge...he can barely control his laughter.
Maverick: Fuck outta here...
Diablo: He can't be doing what I think he is doing...
Heath Sommersby: "The following week, November 6th, Trinity wants to find out who it was, but again, she opens finds another piece of audio..."
He just shrugs.
Heath Sommersby: That's not working out for our schedule...we're taking the week off.
The jeers for Sommersby in the crowd were now turning to hushed whispers...
Heath Sommersby: "At the November 13th show, The Enforcer finally makes his appearance and Trinity has a showdown with him. she makes a challenge to him for the November 20th, and he accepts!"
He tears his Clark Kent styled horn rimmed glasses off...
Heath Sommersby: Now we're getting somewhere! Did you hear that Trin? Almost a month after your challenge was laid out...The Enforcer will accept it!
The jeering was beginning again in the crowd, this time though it was not for Heath...
Heath Sommersby: "When the November 20th show comes around, he bails out of the ring, when the match starts and says...that he doesn't fight women, then he gets his "bikini" women to fight for him. Trinity lays them all out flat!!!"
Maverick: You have...GOT to be shittin' me!!!
The crowd began to chant "HOLY SHIT". It began to build, at first slowly but as Heath continued to read, it got louder and louder...
Heath Sommersby: "November 27th comes around, Trinity is pissed off and really wants to fight. The Enforcer says he'll bring out the 'thong' girls again, and Trinity beats them all...however, The Enforcer has one more girl in the back....out comes Kennedy...with The Predator. Kennedy storms to the ring, Trinity and Kennedy fight, but obviously Trinity being the fan favorite gets the best of it, and clotheslines her over the top rope. Trinity declares a challenge to Kennedy for the Smokin' PPV on December 4th. Kennedy accepts!"
Milking the crowd's positive reaction to this newfound information...
Heath Sommersby: They forgot to mention what Predator did when he got to the ring...apparently that's the part where me...
He holds up one of the Double Penetration Titles.
Heath Sommersby: ...MYSTIC!!!
Cheap pop.
Heath Sommersby: And The Hellcat...Kirsta Lewis dissect him like a frog!
Diablo: History has been made here tonight in Orlando...never have I heard the Million Dollar Bill utter his notorious catchphrase in tandem with a "HOLY SHIT" chant from the crowd...before there was even a bump witnessed!
Heath Sommersby: But wait...it even gets better!!! "Then at the Smokin' Pay Per View Kennedy vs. Trinity. Whether it's for Trinity's title or not. If she has it then."
Heath begins to laugh as he holds up the document and audio tape to show that he actually has them.
Heath Sommersby: So, you challenge us now? Now, after we have already challenged you...you think we need you so damn bad that you interrupt our pay per view to do something we have already done? You just don't seem to get it do you, this is why I am calling you out here during Envy to show you what you will be going down to. First thing first, you stop a show at Universal Studios to leave a tape somewhere Trinity would never be, just so you can give it to her, what makes you think you can just step to her, just surprise her with something, just walk into her locker room or dressing areas anytime you wanted? This is Uncensored you fucking idiots. As Uncensored as it is for an outsider...imagine how Uncensored it is for us! And with that level of freedom for us comes security from you. You can't just step to our superstars with out going through the proper chain of command. Their Managers, their Booker. So you're going to interrupt our show and...challenge her? She challenged you, what the hell is wrong with you? But you know what if it makes you feel like the big man on campus, if it makes you feel like you are the one who is in charge...then let me take that away from you first.
He cracked his knuckles.
Heath Sommersby: The reason that Interfed should not book for Uncensored is as obvious as the one million dollar bounty that Spyder Gainey placed on Jason Klane's head at Scandalous. See that was in June, 1WR wasn't even conceived at this point in time so they wouldn't remember that far back in June when Klane was the V.P. of X-Rated Wrestling, Kennedy Egeskov was in the front row at Scandalous with Trinity's twin brother promising him a Deathmatch Title shot in his first fight if he'd come to XRW and rid them of their Klane issues while he was at it...
He forced the camera's attention upon him.
Heath Sommersby: Kennedy is over at Deuce's all the time, she's gone shopping for shoes with Trinity for God's sake...but 1WR is going to book an angle and it with a title fight...for our Uncensored Ground Xero Championship in a match between Kennedy and Trinity?
He rips the document up and tosses the audio tape into the crowd for them to destroy.
Heath Sommersby: You guys watch our shows for 3 weeks and claim to know us well enough to book our events for us a month in advance? And what if I were to decide to "Heathenize" Trinity's entire career with the baby she wants between now and then?
Diablo: I don't think Heath Sommersby was impressed with 1WR's response to Trinity's challenge.
Heath Sommersby: Therefore we reject your proposed scenarios...every fucking word of it. And I personally reject your challenge...because you are no challenge! But while we are changing the participants of said challenge to suit our own twisted pleasures...
Dramatic Pause.
Heath Sommersby: The only fight 1WR can get here in Uncensored...is right here!
As Sommersby plays to the crowd, the cameras focus on Maverick and Diablo.
Maverick: Well he is her manager, all things do go through him, and who would be impressed with that? It deserved what it got, shot down.
And then over their shoulders, a scene
began to unfold. The cameras quickly zoomed in on where
the Nightmare is
seen straddling Alexandrea who is chained down to a blood drenched
alter, both are covered in blood as JXD picked up a razorblade, making a
small cut under his fiancé's neck, watching as it ran.
JXD: First taste of blood from the kiss of a blade...
The Nightmare leant down, drinking blood from the cut, leaping down from
his fiancé as he swallowed the blood in his mouth, the Nightmare then
brought his head down, Alexandrea bit into the same point as she'd been
cut, drinking from the Nightmare, as he pulled his head away, he turned,
his hair shrouding his face somewhat.
JXD: 10 minds, 1 body, lots of pain. Prophets are extraneous, and the
interweb introverts be as well to let slip to the carrier of the one
ring that he never should have stepped foot into the necropolis mines as
a thoroughfare direct to Mount Doom...
Alexandrea sat up as the Nightmare reached behind him without looking,
undoing the chain which held her onto the alter, the camera zoomed in on
the cut below her neck.
JXD: If I'm zealous enough to do this to an angel, then I'm consummately
predisposed to commit dire ruination to a Hobbit from the Shires...
Hidden in the thick exhaust of Ironbone Gorge, thunderous Bone Choppers celebrate the Season of the Queen as the gangs of Blood Thunder Alley, deranged chainsaw wielding creatures lurk in the shadows...waiting as mankind is hypnotically drawn to the seductive pulse of pounding rhythms from The Fatted Calf, and The Demon Cantina.
Chloe DeVille: Sloth...is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.. your punishment You'll be thrown into the snake pits
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
As the
cameras pan around the alley way for Blood Thunder Alley can be seen in
all its gruesome horror. To the naive person dead, mutilated bodies lay
about, the stone walk way covered in a thin layer of dark crimson blood.
Standing amidst all the blood is a very lovely Chloe DeVille wearing
nothing but fig leaves, which barely cover her nipples and lower
regions.
"The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits
the p.a. system as the match bell rings three times and Chloe raises the
mic to her lips.
Chloe: Kicking off Devils Night we proudly
bring to you the Uncensored EXCLUSIVE...Now Bend Over Match! Making her
way to the designated area she fights out of Las Vegas Nevada she is
KYRA CARDELLI!!!.
Kyra walks down Blood Thunder Alley, amidst a
barrage of booing and general distaste from the crowd.
Maverick: Kyra is looking mighty fine in that
Wonder Woman costume, and ready to fight tonight! I wonder if she will
show me the same good time she showed Heath? You know she is the number
one pick for Diva of the Year so far.
Diablo: Did you notice Chloe dressed up as Eve?
Maverick: Everyone has a costume and a purpose here tonight: I am the
big bad wolf!
Diablo: And I am a Shepard, I am out looking for the
sheep, but I am telling you, that young lady should be ashamed of
herself, I am not a huge fan of Trinity's but I know enough to know that
wasn't right, especially when you deal with a Holmes. But Kyra looks
good, Memphis had better be ready to bring
his A-Game tonight as well. We all know the loser of the Now
Bend Over match will lose not only the match, but his career in
Uncensored.
Maverick: You gotta love the boss for giving us
such a great match right in the beginning, the second of our seven
deadly sins, Sloth, Laziness in my book and it has the leader of The
Diva of the year awards Kyra Cardelli in it!.
Suddenly "Look To Your Orb For The Warning" by
Monster Magnet hits the p.a. system.
Chloe DeVille: Her opponent, making his way to
Blood Thunder Alley he is MEMPHIS JOHNSON.
Memphis Johnson comes running down the alley
dressed in his usual wrestling attire, the only difference being his
attire is worn over-top of a beat up looking chimpanzee costume.
Maverick: Who the hell does this guy think he
is King Kong?
Diablo: He had better fight like a beast
tonight cause Kyra means business with that shovel of hers right to the
head of Memphis Johnson.
Memphis goes down hard and Kyra wastes no time
burying the end of the shovel deep into his sternum. Kyra jumps back
narrowly avoiding a robotic mannequin designed to jump out of the wall
and swing a chainsaw in all directions.
Maverick: What the hell? That thing nearly took
off poor Kyra's head how the hell will she win without a head the polls
are showing she is still advancing, somebody should get down there and see to her
safety.
Diablo: That robot just gave Memphis the chance he needed to
escape another vicious shot to the head from that shovel.
Memphis is up and the two begin circling each
other like crazed animals on the hunt, Memphis tries to tie up with Kyra
but with the weight of the costume holding him down Kyra quickly ducks
and plants the shovel in his stomach once again, this time following
through with a DDT. Suddenly "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent hits the P.A.
system and the crowd goes wild.
Maverick: What the hell is going on?
Diablo: That music can only mean one thing.
Maverick: It's the Simones and man are they
looking hot in those togas!
The Simones walk to the edge of blood thunder
alley with Simone one in the lead carrying a large golden pair of
scissors, Simones two and three each carry a long golden rope and when the
cameras zoom in Kyra's name can be seen written in old English on one
and Memphis Johnson's name on the other.
Maverick: Who the hell is that running up
behind the Simones?
Diablo: That's Uncensored's own delivery guy
Robbie Nasco, and if I'm not mistaken he's dressed up as one of the Three
Little Pigs.
Maverick:
What a chair shot to the head by Kyra Cardelli!!!
As everyone's attention is turned back to the
match Memphis Johnson lays on the cold cement floor of blood thunder
alley, his head split wide open. Kyra lays the steel chair next to him
and opens it just enough to fit the chair around his neck like a bear
trap.
Diablo: Memphis not putting up much of a fight
tonight. He is being totally dominated by Cardelli.
Maverick: His costume should have been a sloth
he's just being slow and lazy and I sure hope Kyra takes him out.
As if listening to Maverick Kyra kicks down on
the chair with as much force as she can causing Memphis to spit out a
thin spray of blood.
Maverick: I think she just snapped his neck!!
Diablo: There is no denying that possibility
but as they say anything goes and in Blood Thunder Alley the blood is
flowing.
Kyra then lifts one of Memphis' limp arms and
begins dragging him towards the edge of Blood Thunder Alley, Kyra stands
there letting Memphis waist the last of his energy getting up and then
jumps up onto her hands in front of him doing a hand stand but instead
of bringing her legs all the way up she drives both feet into his waist
kicking him back as hard as she can sending him flying out of blood
thunder Ally and flat on his back.
Maverick: What a powerful Double Mule Kick!
Diablo: How anyone could survive all that she
has put him through is beyond me, but Kyra's not giving up as she finds the strength to
push Memphis to the feet of the Simones!
The crowd counts the ten count, as they reach
ten Simone 1 takes the scissors and cuts the rope bearing Memphis' name.
Kyra stands and instead of dropping poker chips onto Memphis she lays
one quarter on each of his eye lids and watches as he gets dragged off
by Robby Nasco. "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits
the speakers as the match bell rings three times signifying the end of
the match.
Chloe DeVille: Your winner tonight is KYRA
CARDELLI!! As for the loser, take him away Ferryman.
Robbie drops Memphis at
the feet of the Dirty Dog Dontay DeMoss, head of security for
Uncensored, who is dressed in a long black robe, with the hood up. In
his large left hand rests a sickle, he reaches down and grabs the
quarters from Memphis' eyelids as soon as Dontay leaves but before Kyra
gets the chance to move "Dead Bodies Everywhere" hits the speakers and
out runs Ground Zero Champion Trinity Holmes, she rushes straight out at
a startled Kyra.
Maverick: I told you! I told you Trinity wasn't going to let that shit slide!
Diablo: I can't even stick up for Kyra, she slept with Trinity's boyfriend for months on end! She might even still be according to Seraphis!!!
Trinity rushes at Kyra spearing her and sitting on top of her, punching her in the face over and over again, finally grabbing the shovel that Kyra was holding and hitting her with it, getting up to get a microphone from one of the stage hands,
Maverick: Kyra's lead in the Diva of the Year Poll just fell drastically!
Trinity Holmes: You stupid bitch, what exactly made you think you would get away with sleeping with my man?! Mr. Reynolds was correct in putting you in this sin, Sloth, you are one of the laziest bitches around here and the only reason Heath even slept with your ass is because you laid down and spread your fucking legs! You are no Diva of the Year but if you want they can give you a special award for being slut of the year and if the man up stairs is listening, I want this particular bitch in a match, next week on Dominance!
Diablo: It would appear it really isn't Heath Trinity is mad at! It is Kyra.
Maverick: Well that's a good woman! Heath is a man, of course he will hit it if it is given to him, Kyra knew who Heath belonged to, she should have known better, she is the one who should pay for it!
Diablo: And yet another deadly sin is taken care of, two deadly sins down, five more to go.
Trinity grabs a cameraman, and drags him along behind her. She heads
straight for the Terra Throne, where Harley Abate, dressed as Lil Bo
Peep, awaits her.
The cameras pan to show Trinity Holmes
standing in front of Terra Throne with Harley Abate her Ground Xero
Title over her shoulder, a microphone in her hands.
Harley Abate: Trinity, what exactly are we doing here, this is the site of
where Mr. Reynolds is going to announce the Uncensored Diva of the year.
Trinity Holmes: Well thank you for telling me that Harley but, you know I am
tired of people treating me as if I am stupid, are you insinuating that
I am stupid?
Harley Abate: Well no, I am just wondering why you wanted to talk here of all
places.
Trinity Holmes: Because this is the spot where that skank Kyra Cardelli thinks
she is going to be standing to win the Diva of the year, I want to give
her the only look she is going to have of it.
Harley Abate: From what I understand according to the polls you and her are
still pretty close.
Trinity Holmes: Yea well keep watching because it wont be that way for long,
not after the beating I just gave her! You see I haven’t a problem in
the world forgiving Heath, a man will be a man, you open your legs and
lay the pussy out for them and they will take it, but it takes a real
slut, a real stupid slut to go after a man that she knows perfectly well
belongs to me, ME of all people Trinity Holmes, I mean really, for
fuck's sake, doesn’t she realize that people are only voting for her
because they would want to fuck her and not because she has any real
talent or because she has shown any real loyalty to Uncensored or the
man upstairs?! She shows up how often?
Harley Abate: Well, not very often if you want to know the truth.
Trinity Holmes: Exactly and the only reason the bitch ever gets any wins is
because her opponents like this week don’t bother to even put up a
fight, she wouldn’t know what to do against a real wrestler, she would
fold! You mean to tell me a whore like that even deserves to be entitled
to hold Diva of the Year around here?! Then, THEN...of all people’s men
to fuck with, of all people’s men to fuck, what was she thinking? If and
that is a big if, if Heath was to leave me for her, how long do you
think she would last around here? How long before I tore her throat out
and watched her bleed all over everything? I don’t give a fuck that
Heath fucked her, he has fucked women in the past, if he leaves he
leaves, but you my dear, you will pay for fucking him while you knew he
was with me!
Bone chilling cold and blind terror numb the senses as one can not see, one can not hear...and one can not escape! In and out of total darkness, mankind finds themselves shivering from both fear and the icy cold blackness. Strange sounds split the darkness but one can not be sure of what lurks behind...and one can not be sure what lurks ahead.
Chloe DeVille: Lust...is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body....
Everyone, including Maverick and Diablo had migrated during the last segment. As they arrived, the match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: This next match is an Inferno Match to be contested inside of...COLD BLIND TERROR!!!
Maverick: There goes Perry
putting the final touches on our next match!
Diablo: That's right, our Master carpenter has
helped by bringing in the PhoenixTron 5000 so that we can see what’s
going on in our next match live from Cold Blind Terror.
Suddenly a lion’s roar is heard over the P.A.
system and the crowd goes nuts as My Immortal begins playing.
Chloe DeVille: Making her way into Cold Blind
Terror first and wrestling out of Ft. Lauderdale Florida...she is the
Mistress of Vengeance...she is one half of the Uncensored Double
Penetration Champions!!! SHE IS MYSTIC!!!!
Mystic stands on the roof of the house in a
leather top and skirt dressed as Gabrielle, trusty side kick to Xena
Warrior Princess. She stands near an open door holding a light torch in
each hand as the crowd cheers her on. She steps inside the pitch black
house just as "Let's Fuck" by Dope hits the speakers.
Chloe DeVille: And introducing her opponent,
wrestling out of Los Angeles, he is the self proclaimed Gods gift to
women he is, JONATHAN ADAMS!!!!
Jonothan stands at the base of the mansion
holding a lit torch in each hand. The crowd boos him as he enters
through the master doorway which slams shut behind him. Just as the
doors close the PhoenixTron 5000 bursts to life with a bright green
display of the interior of the mansion.
Diablo: Thanks to the magic of night vision
we'll be able to see the bumps coming before the wrestlers do. Cold
Blind Terror, is just that its pitch black, it’s colder than cold with
gusts of wind threatening to put out the flame on those torches, but
they can't let the torches get put out because once both your torches go
out you've lost the match.
Maverick: So in essence...this isn't an Inferno Match...
Diablo: I don't think we knew what else
to call it!!!
Mystic can be seen at the head of a large set
of stares looking down into the blackness and noticing the two red
flames from X-Rated’s torches just below her. She takes only a second to
judge just were his head should be before leaping over the banister and
drop kicking Adams into a nearby wall.
Diablo: A big high risk move by Mystic early on
as she nearly sends Adams through a wall with a massive drop kick.
Maverick: She's gotta be nuts that had to be at
least a twenty foot drop!
Diablo: Adams not out yet retaliating quick,
swinging that torch.
Adams swings the torch in his right hand as if
it were a sword but Mystic blocks with her own torch and lunges for his
mid-section with the other. Adams spins out of the way and back hands
her before lunging with the torch again.
Diablo: Mystic risks having her torch put out
by dropping it like that, and Oh what a move.
Mystic lets go of her torch and grabs Adams arm
spinning him around with his own momentum and dropping him with a reverse
side Russian leg sweep, and driving his face through an end stand and
into the floor.
Diablo: Reverse side Russian leg sweep and
Adams is busted open.
Maverick: At least they'll be able to stay warm
Mystic's torch just lit the stairs on fire!!
The torch Mystic had dropped set a small fire,
which grew rapidly with the massive amount of oxygen being pumped
through the building to keep it cold. Mystic quickly stamps out on of
Adams fallen torches and goes for the other, just as Adams reaches out
and grabs her ankle.
Diablo: Quick thinking by Adams, if he loses
that other torch he's out of this match.
Adams stands with Mystic's ankle in his hand
and blows her a kiss. Mystic retaliates by jumping and going for a mean
insiguri, only to be flipped onto her back once again.
Diablo: Nice reversal by Adams using Mystic's
momentum to keep her on the ground.
Maverick: He's finally got her were he wants
her on her back.
Diablo: Don't talk to soon Maverick, Adams gets
leveled by a swift kick to the nuts.
As he stumbles back he steps on the head of
Mystics fallen torch and puts it out. An enraged Mystic goes to slap him
in the face only to have the tides turned as he gives her a quick kick
to the gut and follows through with a DDT. Adams picks up her torch and
instead of putting it out decides to taunt her with it waving it back
and forth as he races up the stairs and dares her to join him.
Diablo: Adams playing a dangerous game of cat
and mouse here.
Maverick: I don't blame the guy I'd want to be
in there with her to keep her warm.
Mystic races up the stairs after him oblivious
to the flames that have just caught on the edges of her skirt. Once at
the top of the stairs she leaps at the unexpecting Adams.
Maverick: You have GOT to be SHITTING ME!!!
Diablo: MYSTICANRANA!!! There's NO getting up
after that!
Mystic slowly rolls off of Adams and spots his
remaining torch, standing slowly she spits in his face before putting it
out.
Over the P.A. system a lions roar can be heard
followed up by "My Immortal" by Evanescence, and the match bell rings
three times.
Chloe DeVille: Your
winner MYSTIC!!!!!!
Diablo: And what a big win for one half of the Double Penetration Champions Mystic!
Maverick: She is riding high off the momentum of the victory last week on Dominance!
And as they were speaking, they were
interrupted as the PhoenixTron 5000 showed a new scene. The Uncensored
Road Agent Zanatos Kell is talking on a cell phone, irritation written
large on his face as he replies to some unheard comment.
Zanatos Kell: Yeah? That so? Well, your client can, and I speak most
proverbially, apply a large amount of suction to my monstrous genitals.
And when I say monstrous, I’m talking Godzilla. I swear my tool will rip
his jaw off…hello? Hello? Ass monkey hung up on me….
JXD looks out the door at the gigantic figure, who looked about ready to
hurl the phone across the room.
JXD: What the hell is wrong with you?
The giant turned and shook his head at his smaller friend.
Zanatos
Kell: I was going to give you a present…your dear ‘old dad would become
the special guest referee for the match, and end up being you dead old
man. But that was his lawyer…asshole says if anything happens, he’ll sue
the company for failure to guarantee his safety. So I guess I just kick
his ass out the park.
The Nightmare’s smile is increasing into one of the sickest grins even
he’s ever managed to produce.
JXD: Oh that's OK…let him be the guest referee.
Zanatos Kell: Why? You can’t touch him.
JXD: I wouldn’t bet your house on that one…The Boss has lawyers too, and
I will have my WRATH.
Smiling grimly, Kell nodded.
Zanatos Kell: The match is on...
He cryptically added.
In the shadowy pathways of Gorewood Forest where thick growth rises from blood soaked soil, escaped knuckle grunts dart in and out of the Cemetery Mines tunnels attacking and terrorizing anyone and anything that comes their way. The unnatural resources of the mines, the long buried remains of mankind, lie in wait for harvest, processing and shipping to nearby realms.
Chloe DeVille: Wrath...is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body....
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: A
fear for the body creates a fear of blood…and blood shall flow to the
Throne. The next match will be a Bloodbath match, to be Contested in the
CEMETERY MINES!
Diablo: Alright folks…here’s the deal. Chambers beat the Hall of Famer
JXD in a match two weeks ago. But the beating JXD gave him during the
match was so bad that it may well have cost him a match against Seraphis
last week. Neither man was happy, so now they have a Bloodbath Match
here in the Cemetery Mines.
Maverick: You forgot to mention JXD’s father is the special guest
referee. Who also tried to kill him last week by slitting his wrists.
Diablo: No, I didn’t forget…I’m just still trying to get my head around
it. But Kell’s lurking somewhere, so…
Looking somewhere between cocky and irritated, Ryan Chambers walks into
the mines. He holds up his hands, looking at Robert Donovan and grinning
smugly. Most of his wounds are closed up now…not that it should make
much difference in a match like this.
The cemetery mines plunge into silence, before the sound of mocking
laughter was heard, causing Chambers to look around. JXD emerged from
the shadows, his hair shrouding his eyes as he walked forward, his chest
already bare with two manacles on his wrists, followed by Alexandrea and
Black Rose. As JXD flicked his head back, his eyes were seen, one lizard
green, the other a bright blue, blood ran down his chest from a small
bite below his neck. As he walked he uttered a rhyme in the voice of a
young child as he pointed at Chambers.
JXD: I want to draw two pictures,
two pictures with some twists, I'll them both with razorblades, I'll
draw them on his wrists. As I draw these pictures, fountains will
appear, as these fountains flow my troubles disappear...
The Nightmare then let out a manic laugh as his fangs were seen, both
stained with blood as he undid the manacles and watched Chambers,
hissing quietly at his opponent
Maverick: I’m telling you, JXD needed more hugs as a child. Or possibly
sedation. One way or the other, that man is living in a fucking cuckoo
clock.
Robert backs away from the two men, gesturing for the match to start
since there was a distinct lack of bell to do it with. Chambers charged
JXD…and ran straight into the Funeral of Hearts, flying off his feet and
going down, choking and coughing.
Diablo: Holy shit! Three seconds in and Chambers got wasted by the
Funeral of Hearts! JXD had him scouted from before the match even
started.
Maverick: I get the sudden feeling hat for Chambers, being locked away
with rabid pit bulls with steak nailed to his body would be more fun than
this match.
JXD wasted no time, kicking Chambers as hard as his booted feet could in
the side of the head. Chambers rolled onto his front, but JXD wrapped
one arm around his neck, choking the life out of him, before slamming
his skull hard into the cold, hard floor. Chambers came up bleeding, his
head oozing slightly in the dim light, but reached into a corner and
grabbed something. Not enough to really do much hard, but that was
before JXD grabbed the edge with his free hand and yanked back, peeling
a chunk of skin and flesh from Chambers head from just above his eyebrow
to his scalp. JXD grinned at his father, then leaned over and bit the
ragged flesh from the screaming Chambers.
Maverick: Ah shit, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that chilidog…
JXD stood up, wiping the blood from his mouth and looking around for
something else to use in his attempt to kill chambers. Chambers gets to
his feet, blood pouring from his head like a small river, covering his
face and torso. He hits a clubbing forearm to the back of JXD’s head,
knocking him down. Chambers grabbed JXD’s hair, yanked him and rammed
his face into the wall. Blood started to pour from the nose of the
Nightmare…and JXD’s tongue licked it up.
Chambers tried to slam him again, but JXD stopped it and hit a mule kick
to double Chambers up. Alexi handed him something…a small, energy
efficient light bulb. The small prong of glass slammed into Chambers
skull, shattering on impact. JXD smiled and licked his now bleeding
fingers before hitting a Face Buster into the mess of glass.
Diablo: Let’s face it…this is not the kind of match Chambers is trained
for. If it weren’t for his father, JXD would be in an environment that
suited him perfectly.
The Nightmare looked across to check his father, then dragged Chambers
to his feet, hooked him up and slammed him back down with a Vertical
Suplex. He lifted up the now rather dazed looking Chambers…and bit him
in the neck! Chamber’s shrieked and struggled, pulling away from JXD and
grabbed his bloody neck. JXD closed in, but Chambers threw the something
he grabbed earlier to JXD. The Nightmare now hold’s a Light Bulb. And
Chamber’s Super Kicked it into JXD’s chest, making him staggering
backwards but not going down.
The Nightmare had other ideas.
JXD knees Chambers in the gut, grabbing the head and hit a quick DDT,
the Nightmare rolled through the move, grabbing Chambers legs as he
wrapped them around his own. The Nightmare turned the hold into an
Indian Deathlock, chopping the kidney's as Chambers shouted in pain, JXD
grabbed the arms and hit the Curb Stomp. JXD broke the hold and stomped
on the arms of Chambers, taking a hold of the legs as he pulled the legs
up into a Boston Crab, then leapt forward and double stomped Chamber's
groin into the floor.
Maverick: Bleeding, pain, violence…it’s like a description of JXD and
Alexi’s honeymoon plans!
The Nightmare smirked as he pulled on his gauntlets, within seconds a
number of razorblades had appeared through the leather of the palms, JXD
pulled up Chambers and laid out a vicious chop, thin lines left on
Chamber's chest from the impact. JXD then ripped at his wrist tape,
pulling it off as the Nightmare pulled the exposed wrist through
Chamber's legs, gripping the wrists and then pulled Chambers up hitting
a wrist clutch suplex, watching with a sick smile as Chamber's wrist
begins to bleed
JXD walks over to the shadows from where he walked out from, picking up
a bundle of light tubes. The Nightmare set them down on the floor as he
grabbed Chambers and set him up into the fireman's carry, taking a few
steps back before breaking into a run, at the last second JXD threw
Chambers over and planted him into the light tubes with the Nightmare
Driver
Diablo: Oh, look at the juice flow! I think JXD is planning to have a
bath in Chambers’ blood, let alone shed.
Chambers lay on the floor, gasping like a fish out of water. Blood was
pouring from his head, neck and now his back. The Cemetery Mines were
covered in several places with puddles of blood, and there were drips
and splashes of red everywhere. Robert checked Chambers, holding up his
arm to see if he was still conscious…and Chambers kept his arm in the
air, signaling he wasn’t dead. Yet.
Maverick: I think Chambers doesn’t know where he was or what’s happening
anymore. Otherwise, the dumb bastard would have kept that arm down while
he still had blood in his body and not on the floor.
Chambers slowly staggered to his feet, to the amusement of JXD. As the
Nightmare approached Chambers lashed out with one of the light tubes
that hadn’t been smashed by his fall, driving it into JXD’s neck. He
staggered back, blood flowing in a crimson gush from the wound as
Chambers moved in.
Chambers followed up, laying into the Nightmare in an attempt to bleed
JXD further. He lashed out at the neck wound, enlarging it so the blood
flowed and began to stain JXD’s costume. Chambers grabbed his
razor-bladed hand and wrapped it around his throat, then pressing it the
side of his own neck, letting even more blood flow from the other side
of JXD’s neck!
JXD writhed in pain, but Chambers wasn’t letting him loose until he was
at least relatively sure that JXD was beat. The twin wounds to JXD’s
pumped blood out in the same rhythm as his head. Soon he was lying
face-down in a great pool of his own blood and wasn’t struggling
anymore.
Diablo: Could Chamber’s have JXD here?
Chamber’s moved off JXD, smiling, and dragged him too his feet. It was a
mistake. Chambers had lost a lot of blood compared to JXD, and JXD had
been beating him throughout the match. One turnaround wasn’t enough to
keep him down, and he proved it by slicing Chamber’s face with those
gauntlets. JXD was bleeding from his neck, chest, face and hands…while
Chambers was bleeding from his neck, a lot of his face, his back, his
chest and most importantly his wrists.
Maverick: I’d take that as a no.
Smiling, JXD locked Chambers up and sent him crashing into the light
tube shards with a Russian Leg Sweep. Then he grabbed another Light
Tube, turned Chambers over and put it across Chamber’s neck…and then
pulled back. Chambers was in the Camel Clutch for maybe thirty second
when JXD pulled too hard, and the tube exploded across Chambers’ throat.
Glass buried itself in his neck and blood began to pour from his throat
in a crimson river.
JXD lashed out with a boot to the back of the head, and then went into
the shadows once more…and pulled out a long tray marked ‘Trick and
Treat’. The items inside were not candy.
What they were, however, was a bottom layer of light tubes. On top of
that were monstrous thumbtacks with inch long spikes, light bulbs and
some razor wire. JXD struck a match, threw it into the pile…and laughed
as the whole lot went up in flames.
Diablo: Oh shit. This is not going to be pleasant. Hell, I’m pretty sure
this isn’t going to be legal.
JXD picked Chambers up and lay him across his shoulders, but upside
rather than in the Fireman’s Carry. Then he moved towards the Trick and
Treat box…and delivered Chambers into the burning mess with a Burning
Hammer, sending him face first into the inferno. Blood began to ooze
over the edges of the box from the literally hundred of wounds that
Chamber’s must have received, and JXD knelt next to the inferno,
laughing and lapping up the blood.
Maverick: Oh, he ain’t gonna be pretty no more.
Robert checked the arm, but it was just to make sure. Chambers arm
flapped down, the man not moving even though he was on fire. Zanatos
Kell ran in, kicking him off and then using a fire extinguisher from the
walls to put out the flames. Paramedics came in to check on him.
But it was JXD and his father that took the camera’s attention. The two
were staring at each other and suddenly JXD moved, lashing out with
those razorblade gauntlets, slicing into the elder Donovan’s chest,
ribbing the ref’s shirt and letting the blood stain the white stripes
red. Robert staggered back and away, and JXD lashed out again, slicing
into his back as well.
Maverick: Are we going to get sued over this?
Diablo: Would it be the first time JXD’s gotten us in legal trouble?
The Nightmare went after his father, chopping the back of his legs and
almost hamstringing the man, sending him flailing to the ground. JXD
stood over his father with glee in his eyes, his vampire costume and his
nature one being: they wanted the old man’s blood to flow. He started
laying in with razorblade fists, slicing into his father’s skull. Ten
punches later, and ten cuts that would need stitching wept dark blood.
JXD had been careful to avoid the eyes…he wanted his father to see the
physical evidence of his wrath sliced into his face.
But JXD wasn’t done. He sliced down the older man’s chest, cutting the
referee’s shirt away, and then grabbed the end of one of the light
tubes. Slowly, with infinite care, he began to carve into the screaming
man’s chest. Robert lashed out, caught his son in the side of the head,
but JXD responded by stabbing his father with the shattered light tube
in the skull, pulling it away and leaving a large shard buried in his
skull before resuming his carving.
Smiling, JXD stood up and looked at his handiwork. Carved into his
father’s chest were the words ‘Honor thy father’.
JXD: Isn’t this what you showed me, dad? Are you proud of me now? Am I
honoring you? Oh, but don’t think it ends here…I just wanted to give you
a sample, old man, of what I could do. Why finish you now when I can do
it for the next week? The next month? The next YEAR? Enjoy the pain,
dad, and do what I did…let it remind you you’re still alive.
The son smiled at the father, and then walked away.
On stage in South Hollow, bizarre is the site. In ye olde amphitheatre, fools rule the night. Theodore and Will make the thespians dance. They mock all ye Royals in jest, joust and dance.
Chloe DeVille: Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual.
As everyone is gathering around Bill and
Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure, the cameras focus on
Seraphis
walking through people who are patting him and cheering him on. As he
walks through them nodding and smiling, Harley Abate walks onto the
scene with microphone in hand. Seraphis stops as people give him a
little bit of room, still cheering as he stands there.
Harley Abate: Seraphis...tonight is the night that gives you the chance to
regain the Ground Xero championship. For the past week there was a
battle of words between you and Trinity, is there anything else left
said at this point?
Seraphis laughs as he rubs his chin, as a loyal fan to Seraphis can be
heard shouting 'Fuck her Up'. Seraphis turns around and speaks.
Seraphis: Oh don't worry...I will..
The fans cheer as Seraphis turns back to Harley and begins to speak.
Seraphis: As far as the past week it wasn't lived down. Through months
and months of not even paying attention to her and her to me, there is
still hatred boiling in my blood. Tonight was expected to happen again
and with this match the first match me and her had will be put on the
back burner as Match of the Year. But tonight...it may not even be
classified as a match. With the fight taking place in the Blood Ruins I
am looking to give these monks more blood for their axe. I am looking to
spill Trinity's blood every square inch of that Ruin. So bad that a
transfusion would actually be needed to keep her with us...
Harley Abate: Within the week Trinity kept up a strong backing to the fact
that you played a small pivotal role in the death of her child, has that
made you feel any remorse at all as of late?
Seraphis: No...
Seraphis rubs his chin as he sighs and talks.
Seraphis: No it hasn't. Although hesitant at speaking such words about
someone who had fallen without even entering the world fully, I back my
words and my claims. She puts the blame on people other then those that
deserve it. And like I said...I don't care anymore. If this is what is
going to get her to enter the Blood Ruins and fight me then she can put
the blame on me as much as she wants, it doesn't matter to me. The only
thing is when this night is done and over with..
Seraphis grabs the mic and looks into the camera.
Seraphis: Trinity...mentally and physically you will never be the same
again. In our past...you got passed by a man who's blood alcohol level
was higher than your I.Q.!!!! Now...you fight someone with a clear mind
and a clear goal. It is time for retribution Trinity...enjoy the title.
Because tonight...that title...is mine!
Seraphis walks off through the crowd as Harley walks off the screen,
Chloe is revealed standing behind them....
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: This next match is an open challenge to decide THE BANNED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
"Suicide Messiah" hits the speakers and Ridge steps out with Eva.
Chloe DeVille: Introducing first...the Champion....SNAKE RIDGE!
Maverick: Do you think anyone is even going to step up to the challenge here tonight?
Diablo: It's Gold...and this is Uncensored so you never know what can or will happen until it does!
Suddenly from behind and with no prior warning, Kirsta runs out onto the amphitheatre stage and blindsides Ridge, chop blocking him down to the hardwood floor.
Maverick: I don't think Kirsta could resist beating on Ridge if she tried!!!
Ridge grabs one of the guitars used for the Bill and Ted show and smashes it on the stage breaking it. Ridge takes one of the guitar strings and removes it from the guitar. Ridge goes over to Kirsta and wraps the wire around her throat choking her. Kirsta tries to fight her way out, but isn't having much success. She reaches into Ridges boot and pulls out his metal spike, and she stabs him in the leg with it. Ridge screams in pain, but he refuses to release the hold. Kirsta grabs the spike and drives it in deeper. Finally, Ridge releases the hold. The spike is deep in Ridges leg and bleeding bad. He tries to pull the spike out as Kirsta gasps for air.
Diablo: It looks like Ridge's plan could be shaping up nicely here. if he can't get the Banned Title unified with the Premier...then he'll make sure that this title just plain outshines the Premier!
Eva tosses Ridge a bottle of Venom. Ridge doesn't even bother opening it, he just smashes the bottle across Kirsta's head, but unfortunately for Kirsta, it doesn't break. Kirsta goes down to her knees. Ridge takes the bottle again, and smashes it over Kirsta's head again, this time breaking it!!
Maverick: Vicious...just fucking vicious!!!
Ridge starts to gather all the pieces of broken bottle glass into a small pile. Ridge takes Kirsta's arm and places it over the pile of broken glass. Ridge jumps into the air and hits a double stomp to Kirsta's arm, driving it into the pieces of broken glass!
Diablo: He is going all out here tonight to defend is BANNED Championship! Could the third time be the charm for Snake Ridge?
Ridge slides off the stage and Ridge sets up a table below the stage. He grabs a bottle of lighter fluid. Ridge pours the entire bottle on the table before he lights it up. Ridge goes back up on the stage and grabs Kirsta. Ridge picks her up over his head and starts running towards the table. Kirsta tries to fight her way out, but finally goes to the eyes and Ridge drops her. Kirsta goes for the Hell Bitch Kick, but Ridge ducks it and locks Kirsta in a cobra clutch, looking for the Fang. Kirsta tries to fight out of it, but can't. She rushes back, causing both of them to go off the stage, with Ridge hitting the table first. Kirsta instinctively rolls away from the table that's still on fire, but Ridge doesn't move for a few seconds. Ridge finally starts to move away and his shirt is on fire. Ridge realizes it and starts rolling around trying to get it out. Several fans start throwing their beverages at him, trying to get him out. A security worker runs up with a fire extinguisher and puts him out!!!
Maverick: And that's why it's called the BANNED Championship! It's shit like that, that gets Uncensored banned at Interfeds like Projekt Xero!!!
Diablo: And it's shit like that, that got this match labeled with the sin of GREED!!! Neither one of these combatants are happy with just one gold strap!!!
Kirsta is down, Ridge stands over her and locks her in a camel clutch. Ridge reaches into his boot and pulls out a metal spike. Ridge takes the spike and stabs Kirsta in the forehead with it repeatedly! As she is just spurting blood, he takes her arm and puts it across her own throat in cut throat fashion and the crowd goes wild!!!
Maverick: He's going for it...he's going for it all!!!
Diablo: PENANCE!!!
Ridge nailed the cut throat suplex onto Kirsta through the busted and burning table, hooking her leg for the quick three count from Casey Banks. As his music hit the speakers, Casey pulled him up to thrust his arm skyward.
Chloe DeVille: Your winner...and still the UNCENSORED BANNED CHAMPION...HARDCORE WRESTLING'S MESSIAH....SNAKE...RIDGE!!!
From a distance
you see a truck making its way though the crowd, they move to the side
to let the truck pass though. We saw this truck last week at Dominance
when Perry Davidson drove it down to ringside with fencing and items to
be used in the War Games match. The truck finally comes to a stop and
the doors open . Stepping out of the driver's side is Perry Davidson and
getting out on the passengers side of the truck is Robbie Nasco. Moving
around to the back of the truck, they take out a large box and together
they walk it over to Snake Ridge and set it down in front of him. All
eyes are on this big box.
Robbie Nasco and Perry Davison close the doors on the truck and get back
inside. They slowly drive it back out though the crowd.
Ridge and Eva look at the box as they move closer to it. Printed across
the top is Ridge's name in Red. As he is getting ready to open the box
the top flies open and a large sledgehammer appears followed by Mystic!
All eyes are on the box as she jumps out of it and starts swinging the
sledgehammer across Ridge's head and across his back. Mystic slams it
hard into the stomach of Eva Riot, sending her crashing to the ground.
Ridge is busted open from the repeated hits to his head and face with
the sledgehammer. When he falls to the ground along side Eva, Mystic
starts to hit him across his legs with the Hammer.
Maverick: What a
brutal assault...just brutal!!!
Satisfied with what she has done Mystic takes off though the crowd and
disappears....
Once again, the cameras focus on Chloe who simply points out into the distance away from the amphitheatre...
Beyond Maldaken Pass lie the very things in mankind's worst nightmares where night terrors come true. The places where monsters live, where skeletons are stored. The places in the imagination where terror plays hide and seek with the unfortunate dreamer. Once inside, one faces all of the dark hallways, passages and doors that open to exactly what one hoped they did not...
Chloe DeVille: Gluttony...is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires......
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: This is the battle for the Premier Title between Snake Ridge and Kirsta Lewis!!! This is a Scavenger Hunt Match and whomever finds the belt first in Where Evil Hides...will be the Champion!!!
As the crowd and broadcasters migrated to the next venue for the next battle, Kirsta took a running start while Ridge was down and out from the sledgehammer attack by Mystic. As she gained a big lead on him, Ridge pulled himself and forced himself up the pathway on sheer adrenaline.
Diablo: Ridge wants this Premier Title more than anything else in life and it will take hell itself to stop him from getting it!
Maverick: Or maybe just Hell's Fury!
Kirsta got to the door even before the crowd that would watch the fight was able to. She tore the door open and entered, shutting the door behind her. As "Quick" Casey pulled the door open and entered next, he was immediately laid out with a hard jab to the bridge of his nose from Heath Sommersby's brass knuckles!
Diablo: And you called it partner...hell's Fury awaits Snake Ridge there inside of...Where Evil Hides.
Maverick: Couldn't have been named any better...Evil IS hiding inside of that structure...obviously just lurking in wait for Snake Ridge!
Diablo: They are taking great exception to Ridge's pinfall victory over Kirsta moments ago at Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure for his BANNED Championship.
As Ridge stepped into Where Evil Hides, Mystic nailed him in the gut with a sledgehammer shot that caused him to front flip onto his back. Immediately Sommersby rolled him over onto his stomach to lock in the STF.
Diablo: That IS one of the 7 Wonders of Sommersby.
He locked the STF in backwards and flipped backwards with the grace of a gymnast, Sommersby locked in the upside-down STF. With Ridge held down, Mystic stomped away at his face with her spiked heeled boots lacerating him deeply. And then all you could hear was a light "whoosh" and the tides of the match turned on Hell's Fury.
Maverick: Was that a shadow?
Diablo: THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE COME TRUE FOR SNAKE RIDGE!!!
The Nightmare JXD swung in on a chandelier through the darkness and with almost a sixth sense nailed Sommersby with a vicious double stomp dropkick on the way down! Alexi nailed Mystic with a barrage of closed fists before knocking her flat and double teaming Sommersby with JXD in the corner of the room with an onslaught of brutal chops, kicks and punches!
Diablo: That's the Double Violence Party!!!
Maverick: And you know Heath loves to party!
Just as Ridge was pulling himself up to join in on the fun JXD was having, Kirsta spun him around and tossed the big gold to him!!!
Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin' me!!!
Ridge's eyes lit up, then you could see his spirits crushed before your very eyes as he realized that he held one of the millions of replica "Primo" Title belts minted during Asher Dubois' title reign!!! As he looked up in disbelief that he'd been tricked by Kirsta, she nailed him with the Superkick...the Uncensored Premier Title shining upon her waist in the darkness.
Diablo: HELL BITCH KICK!!!
Even before Ridge hit the ground, Casey was calling for the bell. Instead of a match bell...a single bell tolled. And as "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica played, The Notorious D. Simon Reynolds, in the most gluttonous move of the night, disregarded the poll on the fan's forums at the official Uncensored website and for the third year running...named his wife the official and undisputed Diva of the Year!!!
Suddenly a bloodcurdling scream pierced the darkness of Where Evil Hides! As the venue was prepared for the main event, the last member of Hell's Fury began to vent on JXD, Alexi and Ridge...
The Blood Ruins. Still ruled by defrocked monks, the ruin at the old Blood Abbey serves as prison, hospital and asylum to a population of fresh mankind "donors". In centuries before it's walls began to crumble, the Blood Abbey was the place where terrible tools of torture were created. Now these instruments have found new use as Ore Mongers fanning the flames of Dragon Forge demand a never ending supply of blood for the tempering of the Blade.
Chloe DeVille: Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise...
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: Ghouls and Goblins....THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND WILL DECIDE THE UNCENSORED GROUND XERO CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Maverick: This one alone will be worth the price of admission!
Chloe DeVille: This match is the Devil's Night exclusive....HAUNTED HOUSE MATCH, and WILL be contested under Boiler Room Brawl rules!!!
Diablo: These are the only two Ground Xero Champions in Uncensored's short and storied history!
The familiar guitar opening of "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hit the speakers outside of The Blood Abbey and the crowd that had gathered outside of it went wild!
Chloe DeVille: Introducing first...he is the very first Uncensored Ground Xero Champion...Fighting out of The Jersey Shore...this IS the current number one contender to the title...THIS IS...SERAPHIS!
Diablo: He is currently ranked number one at X-Net...
Maverick: Fuck X-Net...
The crowd was chanting "SER-A-PHIS" in short sharp bursts as he made his way through them towards The Blood Abbey when the eerie piano intro of "Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn hit the speakers.
Diablo: And in this big match-up...not only is the Ground Xero Title on the line...but so is every ounce...every iota of their PRIDE!
Maverick: You could almost go so far as to say that right now if you could weigh it...there'd be more PRIDE on the line than Gold anyway!
As Trinity makes her way through the crowd and towards the doorway where Seraphis waits her she gets almost as many cheers as boos.
Chloe DeVille: And fighting out of La Isla del Condenado in the U.S. Virgin Islands...this is your current...reigning...AND DEFENDING GROUND XERO CHAMPION!!! TRINITY...HOLMES!!!
Maverick: What a battle this is going to be! And after what just happened to the 2005 Diva of the year contest...I know she is ready to vent!!!
A cocky Seraphis held the door open for Trinity to enter first.
Diablo: Looks like Seraphis remembered his manners here tonight...
Taking his eyes off of her for only a split second, she nailed a kick to the nuts, then slammed the door shut on his right hand!
Maverick: But Trinity had other things on her mind when Seraphis was packing his manners!
As she ripped the door back open to step inside, Seraphis swung at her with his left but, Trinity ducks and runs away almost immediately coming across an old metal stretcher once left behind, an evil smirk comes across her face she knows Seraphis is not far behind her she grabs the stretcher and backs it with her against one of the old walls waiting for Seraphis to come running round the corner, once he does she rushes at him with it at full speed nailing him in the gut with it and continued to push, pinning him up against the opposite wall, taking the wind out of him!
Diablo: Just taking every bit of his size advantage away with these dirty tactics in the early goings of this tile fight...
She comes around to the side of the stretcher quickly grabbing the back of his head, and driving his face violently into the steel table, pulling it away a bit, she uses all her strength to pull him up on the table and then drag it to the other side where one of the walls are crumbling. Using chairs that are around Trinity gets to the top of the crumbling wall and without a thought of what it would do to her just knowing it would hurt him more jumps, hitting him with a perfect moonsault and then rolling off of him holding her stomach...
Maverick: From upwards up twenty...maybe thirty feet! the champion sacrificing life and limb for the PRIDE of being called the Ground Xero Champion!!!
Diablo: Just a vicious moonsault that absolutely flattened the challenger. This might be a good time to try and find an exit for the Champion...they haven't even gotten very far inside yet and there's time to escape...
Seraphis, with blood trickling from his forehead, tries to shake out the cobwebs. Trinity charges Seraphis who shoulder tackles her in the gut, grabbing her and hitting her with a fisherman buster!
Maverick: The challenger from out of nowhere! Did you see that?
Seraphis looks at another torture device as he drags her over and puts her head on a medal piece and begins to turn a wheel, pinning her head with the device known as the Headcrusher. "Quick" Casey stands back out of the way, allowing all of the Uncensored action while the pressure builds and builds as Seraphis grinds and grinds. As she continues to stay in the fight, Seraphis twists it open and picks her up, only to be met with a rake to the eyes...
Diablo: With any cheap shot or raunchy tactic that she can squeeze in, she has remained the longest reigning Champion in Uncensored's short and storied history!
Seraphis comes at Trinity punching her in the face and then flinging her across the room toward one of the crumbling walls but Trinity stops herself part way there and does a back flip and starts running back at Seraphis who tries to clothesline her but when he does she ducks once again back flipping so that she is facing him, running and jumping as high as she can so that she can use both legs to kick him back against the concrete wall as hard as she can. While Seraphis is down Trinity takes a look around noticing a box of needles that was left behind. Trinity quickly picks up the cardboard box and checks to make sure which side is up for the needles and stalks over to Seraphis, Setting the needles exactly into place where she wants them and then rolling Seraphis into position Trinity first grabs Seraphis arms, while she is still standing and hooks both of his legs behind his back with her left leg. Trinity then takes her right leg and pushes down on Seraphis head with her foot, driving his face into the box of needles!!!
Maverick: SAY IT!!!
Diablo: THIS WAS JUST VILE...THAT WAS JUST SICK...THAT WAS JUST UNCENSORED!
They knew it, they were ready, they were louder than Diablo...
Diablo: AND WHEN WE GET UNCENSORED...WE'RE NOT EVEN HAVIN' FUN...TIL SOMEBODY'S DIALIN' 9-1-1!!!
Maverick: Well I've got my cell phone out after that!
As she taunted the cameras to the point that she could hear the crowd outside of The Blood Ruins...from virtually out of nowhere, Seraphis grabs Trinity and gets her in a T-Bone Suplex position. He looks over his shoulder and then begins to position himself, carrying her a bit back more as her feet dangle from the ground. Finally Seraphis tosses her back with a T-Bone Suplex into an Iron Maiden with enough force to have the door open upon impact!
Diablo: And the challenger getting a bit more Uncensored than usual with that trademark move of his right there in the perfectly executed T-Bone Suplex!
Trinity favors her back as Seraphis doesn't waste any time charging and nailing a shining wizard clear in the face as it sends Trinity to the ground hard! Blood slowly falls from her forehead as Seraphis walks over and picks her up. As he picks her up she begins to send a solid flurry of stiff punches to Seraphis' skull, making him stagger after each punch. Trinity kicks him in the stomach and goes to throw him into the Iron Maiden, only to have it reversed back into Seraphis, who latches onto her and tosses her overhead with a Belly to Belly Suplex inside the Iron Maiden!!!
Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin' me!
Diablo: This match could go down in Uncensored history as topping their now epic first battle!!!
Trinity lays there upside down as Seraphis keels over to grab his breath, walking as well towards the door that had opened. Trinity begins to move around inside as Seraphis gives a running charge towards the door and leaping, drop kicking the door into her as the fans watching outside begin a "Holy Shit" chant that could be heard across the park!
Maverick: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! LEAVE THE HAUNTED HOUSE NOW, THIS MATCH HAS TO BE ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE!!!
Pulling the door
back open, both
are now bloodied and fighting with all they got. When he pulls her up to
her feet, she goes off like a rock-em, sock-em robot! Instinctively,
Trinity pounds away on the skull of Seraphis who tries to battle back.
Trinity begins to walk Seraphis over to a guillotine. As they get close,
Trinity continues to pound on the skull and scratch away at it. Finally
there, Trinity goes to place Seraphis inside the guillotine to keep him
locked and at bay, but it is switched around as Seraphis quickly hits a
drop toe hold into it and locking it down. Trinity is shown tugging and
pulling trying to get out as Seraphis runs forward in front of her, and
turns around and begins to run with a full head of steam. Seraphis runs
and connects with a shining wizard to Trinity, drilling her with his
knee as well as his knee drilling the hard wood! Seraphis staggers and
limps about trying to get the feeling back in his lower leg.
Diablo: Dear God this is brutal!
Maverick: Sick
twisted bastard...
As Seraphis staggers and Trinity coming to, Seraphis begins to climb up
a crumbled wall looking to perch. He gets to the top and collects
himself as Trinity slowly tries to get out from the guillotine which has
so far been lucky not to have fallen. As Seraphis stands up the fans
begin to roar as he looks and leaps off, coming across Trinity's head
with a guillotine legdrop with sends Seraphis wobbling on the floor
holding his lower back. Trinity seems out of it as Seraphis lays there
as another 'Holy Shit' chant starts.
Diablo: Now this is truly Uncensored..
Maverick: The hell is he trying to do, kill her?
Seraphis gets to his feet as the blood begins to mask his face. He walks
over and looks to unlock the guillotine to continue his assault
elsewhere, but looks to a rope hanging on the side of the guillotine. He
grabs the rope and walks in front so Trinity sees. As Seraphis gives a
wicked grin, he tugs on the rope as the guillotine goes speeding down.
Just in time Trinity yanks away as the guillotine hits bottom and
stops!!!
Diablo/Maverick: OH SHIT!
As throughout the crowd, and throughout the entire park a chant erupted. "THIS IS AWE-SOME!!! (CLAP, CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!) THIS IS AWE-SOME!!! (CLAP, CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!)
Diablo: Seraphis and Trinity are out to wake the dead here in Orlando on Devil's Night!!!
Maverick: And I called it before this epic match-up...there is more PRIDE on the line tonight than there is Gold!!!
Trinity staggers
about as she walks over to Seraphis and grabs him by the back of the
head. She takes him and rams him head first into the crumbled ruin
walls. Seraphis hits and falls like a ton of bricks as she grabs one of
the crumbled bricks, which seems heavy enough and waits for Seraphis to
get up. Seraphis staggers up, tossing his hair back as the blood whips
back as well, the wall getting a paint job of blood as well. As he turn
Trinity smacks the brick into his face, immediately leveling him to the
ground! A Rorschach's test of blood spatter coated the wall next to him
as his head turned from the blow!
Diablo: She smacked him like he owed her money, with a brick!
Maverick: Well atleast the fuckers around here got their fair share of
gore. I think I got some blood on me...
Trinity grabs Seraphis and slowly picks him up. Seraphis latches onto
Trinity's pants and pulls back, drilling her face into the wall, which
now leaves her blood smeared against it. Seraphis uses the wall to pick
himself up and makes his ascent up the wall now. As he does, Trinity
hurries as quick as possible behind him, catching him with a low blow as
he set up. Seraphis hunches over as Trinity slowly sets him up for the
Death From Above. With a flying leap, she nailed the absolutely brutal
finisher on Seraphis!!!
Diablo: Death From Above!!!
Maverick: From twenty five feet in the air!!! She just broke Seraphis in half!!!
As they hit the floor, Trinity bounced away from, but Seraphis bounced right into the wall, hitting it at that one perfect spot that exposed the secret corridor! The wall spun open, entrapped Seraphis and quickly spun shut!!!
Maverick: What the hell is this? Scooby fuckin' Doo?
Diablo: Live from Universal Studios...it's the ground Xero Championship at Devil's Night! And it would appear that with that vicious flipping neckbreaker that Trinity can walk right out the door to another successful title defense!
Bleeding badly now, she pulled herself up and began staggering towards the exit. As she tore the door open, and had Maverick, Diablo and the Ground Xero Title belt in sight, Seraphis leaped out of a second story window onto the roof over the doorway, and down onto the ground in front of her. As "Quick" Casey called for the bell with Seraphis getting out of the haunted House first, he nailed the Diamond Cutter on Trinity right in the doorway!
Diablo: Oblivion!!!
Maverick: JESUS...JOSEPH AND MARY!!! WHAT A MATCH...I'VE GOT GOOSEBUMPS!
Diablo: I have got honest to by God chills!!! What a way to finish off arguable the greatest event in our history!!!
"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers again as all cameras focus on Seraphis clutching his belt to his chest.
Chloe DeVille: YOUR WINNER...AND NEW UNCENSORED GROUND XERO CHAMPION...
By now, the crowd had lifted him up onto their shoulders and was chanting "SER-A-PHIS...SER-A-PHIS...SER-A-PHIS!!!
Chloe Deville: ...SERAPHIS!!!
With the crowd focused on Seraphis, The Nightmare JXD, Alexi, Snake Ridge and Eva Riot ran up onto the scene and began to stomp away at Trinity!
Maverick: And like vultures picking her bones clean...
Diablo: And our next edition of Dominance is slated to be a "Black Sunday" event...I was sure we'd see Trinity and Kyra battling it out...and now...look at this carnage!
Heath was the first to arrive quickly evening out the odds as he was followed closely by Kirsta and Mystic!
Maverick: The best fight of the night could be yet to come!
Diablo: It'll have to be on replay live from the Space Coast center in Melbourne on our next big edition of Sunday Night Dominance! We're on borrowed time as it is thanks to that epic battle between Seraphis and Trinity that decided the Ground Xero title!!!
Maverick: Well I'm not going anywhere....and neither will these cameras!
Diablo: You'll see what happens next on Dominance! Until then, for Million Dollar Bill, the always lovely Harley Abate and the Man...Downstairs....this is Diablo once again saying...
Maverick: HOLY SHIT...DO YOU SEE WHO THAT IS?
Diablo: So long...
Just as Maverick said it, Seraphis and Trinity noticed him too and and were both quickly sidetracked and focused to fight!
Maverick: SCAVENGER! SCAVENGER!! SCAVENGER!!!
Diablo: ...from the sunshine state!!!
Finally the cameras found Scavenger in the crowd outside of The Blood Ruins, he was nailed with a closed fist just as the Uncensored logo hit the screen, never revealing who got the one sucker punch in until next week's Dominance...