Showtime arrived the Space Coast Center in Melbourne, Florida at an event where no one really knew what to expect anyway. It was billed as Black Sunday and from the moment the show began you knew that things would be very different tonight. Instead of the Dominance video package featuring "Dirty Little Thing" by Velvet Revolver, a video reel from a rival company lit up the PhoenixTron 5000.

The time stamping on the lower right hand corner was February 15, 2004. With a bloodied nose, The current WWE Champion Brock Lesnar stood over the WWE Championship and a fallen referee. He held a kicking Eddie Guerrero up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry about to nail his F-5. As Brock heaved Eddie off of his shoulders, from a reserve of testicular fortitude that most of us never know exists, Guerrero reached down deep and from out of nowhere pulled a Tornado DDT, planting the champion right down onto his belt! As Eddie beat on his chest like King Kong, the crowd in the arena went wild and he ascended the ring ropes to hit Lesnar with the Frog Splash! As he hooked the leg and the referee counted the pinfall, the crowd inside of the Space Coast Center went wild as if they were seeing this live! On the video, the referee called for the bell. The video stopped abruptly with Eddie Guerrero clutching the WWE Championship to his chest and his arm raised in victory.

At ringside, the Uncensored timekeeper Paddy Houlihan sounded out a ten bell salute for Guerrero.

As it ended, the lights fell in the arena and a moment of silence was observed.

Where the cameras would normally focus on Maverick and Diablo, the seldom seen Uncensored Spanish Announce Team, Javier Martinez and Fortunato 'Dirty' Sanchez sat in their seats.

Javier Martinez: What's up motherfuckers?

Dirty Sanchez: Odelay, you found us...with heavy hearts and bad news.

Javier Martinez: There could never be enough bell rings to honor a superstar like Eddie Guerrero! Just earlier today, WWE Superstar Eddie Guerrero died. And he was such a friend to so many, and his fans numbered in the millions including us right here in Uncensored, we have no problemo breaking Kayfabe and showing our respect and adulation for Latino Heat. 

Dirty Sanchez: There will never be another like him.

Javier Martinez: And a good looking guy on top of all that talent! Hey I'll bet by now you're all wondering why we're out here tonight.

Dirty Sanchez: Now THAT is the sixty four thousand dollar question!

Javier Martinez: Well apparently when "The Man Upstairs"...

Dirty Sanchez: The best boss in the world...

Javier Martinez: Said that he was taking a week off...I think everyone thought that they were getting one too!

Dirty Sanchez: Kell took a week off...

Javier Martinez: We still looking for the Uncensored news to be posted on Roughkut's homepage. Oh well...maybe we can get news on Black Sunday.

Dirty Sanchez: We did get a new Road Agent...

Javier Martinez: There's a big buzz backstage for this new guy out of New York City. He is rumored to be a real workhorse and that's just what we need here in Uncensored.

Dirty Sanchez: I've also heard more than a few rumors that Big Dick Dempsey has been using his stroke backstage to try and become a Road Agent here in Uncensored. Look out for more on that...I know I will.

Javier Martinez: But back to the guy that we know for sure has the job as Road Agent here in Uncensored. It was Gianni Ventrue who contacted us about calling all of the action for you here tonight in the Space Coast Center. So right there, he has a vote of confidence from us over Big Dick Dempsey.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Dirty Sanchez: And with the Notorious one back in Lauderdale tonight, this IS the first match Ventrue books for Uncensored...

Chloe Deville: Ladies and Gentlemen, D. Simon Reynolds, P.I.M.P. and BOSGUM welcome you to the Space Coast Center for a night of UNCENSORED WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT! This match is the Uncensored exclusive...SHOW US YOUR TITS MATCH!!!

The crowd goes wild at this announcement! Just then, "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers.

Javier Martinez: Oh yeah!!! I like the new guy even more already!

Chloe: Making her way to the ring first...KYRA...CARDELLI!

As Kyra climbed into the ring and taunted the crowd by partially lifting her shirt up, "QUITTER" by Eminem hits the speakers.

Chloe: Introducing next...Jessica Haze.

As Haze made her way out to the ring the crowd showed little to no reaction.

Dirty Sanchez: I just want to take a moment and remind everyone that the former Uncensored NC-17 Champion and the current X-Net Heavyweight Champion has had sex with Jessica Haze.

Javier Martinez: Oral Sex?

Dirty Sanchez: Well that too...but right after he got the crabs from Miss Perfect he was up in between her legs.

Javier Martinez: Well thanks for reminding us...

Dirty Sanchez: Thank me later...

As Haze climbed into the ring, "My Immortal" by Evanescence hit the speakers.

Chloe: And the final competitor in this match hails from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. She is one half of the Uncensored Double Penetration Champions...MYSTIC!!!

As Mystic stepped out from behind the curtain, Kyra landed a forearm smash onto Haze knocking her off the ring apron and down onto the floor at ringside. Mystic took off running and hit her with a baseball slide dropkick to the small of the back.

Javier Martinez: Nailing her like I know the boss man wishes he could right now. You know this Haze bitch is one of the reasons "The Man Upstairs" has taken a week off.

Dirty Sanchez: Well he was in court for about 100 hours last week.

Javier Martinez: It seems that the haze sisters who've been on the payroll since back in FTW have been spies all along for a rival company.

Dirty Sanchez: Even CWA Owner Eric Withrow was at the trial testifying on the behalf of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment.

Javier Martinez: Speaking of CWA, they have a major tribute show for Eddie Guerrero tomorrow night, make sure you check that out if you can.

Dirty Sanchez: Well Notorious won the case and closed that not-so rival company down, and Haze is still competing here in Uncensored.

Javier Martinez: It ain't just some catchy phrase when the boss says "I own you!"

Mystic pulls Haze up and rolls her in the ring. With a handful of hair, Kyra whipped her into the ropes. As Haze bounced back, Kyra hit her with a high knee lift, doubling her over so that she could go for the Powerbomb.

Dirty Sanchez: She's going for "Dead Man's Hand"

Kyra lifted her up and nailed the Powerbomb. As she did, she held onto Haze's tights and tore them off of her!

Javier Martinez: I just turned into a pillar of salt! I just saw something mortal man was never intended to see!

Dirty Sanchez: Was I the only one to see that Jessica haze only had nine fingers?

Javier Martinez: Well she can count to ten with her pants off! She's only halfway through that sex change operation!

Dirty Sanchez: You mean the nine fingered Xavior Spires that old man Holmes used to beat around in ECC and NLW is only halfway through his sex change operation!

Javier Martinez: That's who was dating Tina Romero when Deuce showed up and moved in on that!

The crowd booed and jeered Haze in disgust while Kyra could only point and laugh. Mystic slid out of the ring, and tearing the ring apron aside grabbed her sledgehammer. Not letting go of it, she slid back into the ring as Haze got up and tried to cover up, but Mystic slammed the sledgehammer right down you know where.

Dirty Sanchez: Scrambled huevos!!!

Quickly, Haze looked female again, looked like she sprung a leak on her monthly.

Javier Martinez: You like them with ketchup too?

She hit Haze so hard that they hit a front flip on the way down to the mat. Mystic ran and nailed Kyra with a blow to the gut from the sledgehammer that sent her down to the mat also. She set the sledgehammer down right where she wanted it, and pulled Haze up to whip her into the ropes. As she bounced back she got nailed with a Mysticanrana and had her shirt ripped off to expose her five thousand dollar boob job!

Dirty Sanchez: Broke her fuckin' neck!

Haze lie naked a limp on the mat in the ring. her legs twitching uselessly, her head at an odd angle on her neck that lie on the sledgehammer.

Javier Martinez: And I don't think she's done...Mystic is Uncensored enough to know that no matter what this match is NOT over.

Dirty Sanchez: She's pulling Kyra up and she's calling for it.

Javier Martinez: But she's hit the Mysticanrana...I hope she isn't going for any of Guerrero's moves...they may be out of this reckless rookie's league!

She planted a boot to Kyra's gut and tore her top off as she locked in the front facelock for what could be a vertical suplex. Mystic lifted up Kyra and hung her out to dry for what could have been an eternity and probably seemed that way to Kyra with her tits out and the match bell sounding in the background. Mystic turned in a small tight circle in the ring before planting Kyra on her head.

Dirty Sanchez: THE BRAINBUSTER!

Javier Martinez: And I stand corrected...Eddie couldn't have done it any better himself!

Chloe DeVille: And your winner...MYSTIC!

Dirty Sanchez: Odelay, Kyra even looks good when she loses.

Javier Martinez: But no one around here looks as good as Harley Abate!

Dirty Sanchez: Oh you know I got to see what she's up to tonight! Let's check her out!

On the PhoenixTron 5000 we see Harley Abate standing with the Premier Champion Kirsta Lewis. She is wearing an old school Latino Heat t-shirt that looks like the Scarface poster and has a microphone in her hands getting ready to have a few words with Kirsta who is dressed in her wrestling gear.

Harley: Hello Kirsta, thank you for giving me a few minutes of your time. At Devil's Night during your match with Snake Ridge you lost to him for the Banned title. Do you think that him hitting you with that spike had anything to do with that loss?

Kirsta: I’d like to say yes Harley. It did slow me down a little bit and gave him the edge that he was looking for but I can’t blame Ridge for it. You see how quickly I bounced right back.

Harley: Oh you mean how your next match following that loss to Ridge being the Premier title match?

Kirsta: Yes, He may have slowed me down in the previous match but I recovered quickly to beat him and retain my Premier title.

Harley: To hear Ridge tell it though Kirsta, He claims that you couldn’t have done it without the help of Mystic and Heath and that any wins over him by you was done with help.

Kirsta: Yes the same damn bullshit that he spews every damn time I beat him. He just cant take responsibilities for his own failures. I am better then him and I will always be better then him. How many times do I have to show him the loser that he is? I mean damn He even lost the only one who ever thought he was somebody. She even nailed him in the back with a knife. Gives it a new meaning to being stabbed in the back doesn’t it?For Christ's sake did he really think that Hell's Fury was going to just sit back and let him get away with what he did to me in the Banned Title match? He should have seen it coming! It was his fault leaving himself wide open for that attack from Heath and Mystic. Besides we are Uncensored or did he forget that. Look at the shit he’s pulled to win. He even went to far as to have JXD come in. Which I might add didn’t help him. So Harley if that is all you wanted to ask. I have a match to get ready for.

Harley: Just one more thing before you go Kirsta.

Kirsta: Ok, if it’s quick.

Harley: After Devil’s Night, you passed out and was taken to the hospital. Could you shed some light on what that was all about. We would like to know.

Kirsta: I could Harley but I won’t. what brought me to the hospital had nothing to do with Ridge if that what your thinking. All anyone needs to know is that I needed rest. So if you would excuse me now. I’m out of here.

Kirsta walks off, heading to her locker room as the cameras center on Harley.

Harley: Back to Javi and Nato at ringside.
 

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Javier Martinez: I still can't believe that this next match is about to go down! There have been rumors all week long that 2 of the 4 Uncensored Titles would be on the line tonight and guess who won the poll at the fan forums at the official Uncensored site...

Chloe Deville: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for one fall and WILL decide the Uncensored Ground Xero Title!

Dirty Sanchez: Can I say it?

Javier Martinez: I think you should....

In his worst "white guy" voice...

Dirty Sanchez: You have GOT to be shittin' me!

"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers and the crowd goes wild!

Chloe: Introducing first...he hails from the Jersey Shore and is the defending Uncensored Ground Xero Champion! SERAPHIS!!!

He steps out from behind the curtain with the belt held up high.

Javier Martinez: Possibly the biggest win in his Uncensored career was in Orlando on Devil's Night!

Dirty Sanchez: At what could do go down in history as our boldest event, if not the biggest. Repercussions for Uncensored are still being heard around the world of sports and entertainment concerning the "shoot" style interview that Heath Sommersby gave on One Wrestling Revolution at Devil's Night.

Javier Martinez: I don't think that Trinity is going to be their number one ranked superstar anymore after the bomb that Heath dropped at Devil's Night.

Dirty Sanchez: Hey speaking of the 1WR top ten, did you know that the guy who is ranked number 9 this week is none other than Northern Wrestling Council and former FTW Superstar, Assassin?

Javier Martinez: I remember him, Spyder Gainey and JXD kicked their asses in FTW and in FXW!

Dirty Sanchez: Well he rates shows for them too. I'm surprised he only got number nine.

Javier Martinez: Hey way to go there Assassin pulling down the number 9 spot at 1WR this week.

*Clap...clap...clap*

Dirty Sanchez: Enough of those putos gigantes! Who do you think is facing Seraphis tonight for the belt?

Javier Martinez: My money is on Trinity invoking her automatic return bout clause for being the former Champion!

As Seraphis stood on the middle turnbuckle with the belt held up over his head and facing the staging, the funky pipe organ sounds of "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative hit the speakers.

Dirty Sanchez: Atleast my chair is safe...

As the crowd went wild, "Hertzeleid" by Rammstein drowned out his old ring intro and Scavenger stepped out from behind the curtain.

Javier Martinez: There may be a new fire in Scavenger's eyes tonight. He knows now that he has a big title shot and had better be getting Uncensored.

As he made his way to the ring, a "STEELY" chant broke out in the cheap seats for a moment. As Scavenger stepped through the ropes, "Quick" Casey held the belt up symbolizing that it was on the line and called for the bell.

Dirty Sanchez: And they're going to feel each other out for a minute with a collar and elbow tie-up.

They lock up in the middle of the ring, Scavenger, a bit bigger and a bit stronger muscles Seraphis back into a corner. Scavenger releases the hold for a clean break but Seraphis holds on and nails him with a hard European Uppercut. He nailed a second and then a third before Scavenger was staggered and far enough back for Seraphis to connect with a standing dropkick!

Javier Martinez: Veteran move by Scavenger to just roll out of the ring there. Break any momentum for Seraphis before it can get out of control.

Dirty Sanchez: There may be a little Latino Heat lighting a fire under the Ground Xero Champion's ass with the belt on the line. Shades of Guerrero in that standing dropkick.

As Scavenger pulled himself up to his feet, Seraphis hit him, knocking him back down to the arena floor!

Javier Martinez: PESCADO!

Dirty Sanchez: That's alot like "From The Ashes" but he that's a  suicide type dive for Seraphis, this time he used the ropes there just like Eddie did!

Javier Martinez: And he looks to have the challenger right where he wants him!

Just as this was spoken, Scavenger hit Seraphis with a shoulder block driving his back into the steel steps at ringside!

Dirty Sanchez: There ain't nothing fancy about this guy! He is straight up in your face!

Scavenger rolls Seraphis back into the ring, quickly following him back inside. Scavenger planted an elbow drop down hard on his chest. Instinctively, Seraphis kicked out, pushing himself away and gaining separation. He quickly went for a reverse choke hold, but the taller Scavenger bridged out of the hold and nailed Seraphis with a nasty jawbreaker!

Javier Martinez: I'm telling you, Million Dollar Bill Maverick should have no trouble calling a Scavenger match! It's just smashmouth, old school wrestling moves!

Not prone to taunting or gloating much, Scavenger pointed skyward and pulled Seraphis up, locking in the front facelock! As he did the flashbulbs popped and the crowd went wild. Scavenger lifted Seraphis...

Dirty Sanchez: There's one!

Scavenger rotated his hips and held onto the front facelock pulling Seraphis up for another...

Dirty Sanchez: There's two!

And once again he did it, planting Seraphis down very hard onto the mat with a very basic vertical suplex.

Dirty Sanchez: THE THREE AMIGOS!!!

Javier Martinez: Scavenger all but guaranteed that he'd be walking out of Black Sunday with gold around his waist and he is in position now to claim the Ground Xero Title!

Scavenger perched on the middle turnbuckle encouraging Seraphis to get up. As he slowly did and turned towards him, Scavenger leaped!!!

Dirty Sanchez: A Spear! It's a Spear!

Scavenger planted Seraphis hard, all his wind leaving him in an almost audible whoosh. Scavenger hooked the leg and rolled him up tight as "Quick" Casey slid into position.

Javier Martinez: 1...2...3!!! I don't believe it! We have a new Ground Xero Champion here tonight at Black Sunday!

Dirty Sanchez: Trinity held the title for 79 days and now we've had 3 Champs in 2 weeks!

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen...your winner...AND THE NEW GROUND XERO CHAMPION...SCAVENGER!!!

Javier Martinez: He might not do it, but I know I'd get me some leafy green goodness tonight if I won the Uncensored Ground Xero Title!

They are interrupted by a scene playing on the PhoenixTron 5000 from backstage in the locker rooms. Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah, Snake Ridge is sitting in his locker room, all alone. He sits there, tapping his hands up. From outside the door, a cursing is heard, followed by the clang of metal being thrown onto concrete, Ridge gets up, walks over to the door, opens it and looks outside. JXD is seen leaning against the wall, a cigarette resting between his lips as he stares at the lighter on the floor

Ridge: Oh, it's you.

JXD: Who were you expecting? The Easter bunny?

Ridge: No, I was expecting Santa Clause. It's almost that time of year.

JXD: Valid...

Ridge: What are you doing out here?

JXD: Waiting for my girls... you think even I'd be insane enough to run around without someone watching my back when The Hellwhore, The Shemale, The Egomaniac and the spoiled twat are running around as a pack?

Ridge: True. They always seem to be their bravest when they have the number advantage.

JXD: And when no one can find them... It's funny, it's always available on the internet where I am and where I'm going to be, but you can never find them!

Ridge: Can you think of anybody who uses a "secret island base?"

JXD: Apart from the guys out of Thunderbirds? Or the generic villains in spy movies

Ridge: While they're always hiding at their secret island base. Who do they think they are, agents of Dr. Evil or something?

JXD: More likely Walt Disney with that Mickey Mouse organization

Ridge: Someone really needs to take them down a few pegs.

JXD: Why should someone have the fun in doing that when you got 2 sick bastards, with more than a few mutual enemies in the group, who could do it?

Ridge: True that.

JXD nods, glancing around the corridors to check no one was around.

JXD: We've not always seen eye to eye, and we've near enough killed each other enough times to disappoint so many undertakers, but the old times, they were so much fun when we stood united under one banner

Ridge: You're right about that. We need to work together against those bitches. At least then the sides will be a little more even.

The Nightmare nodded, pulling a razorblade from his gauntlet which he then removed, slicing into his hand as the crimson of his blood stained the pale white of his skin, then dropped the blade to the floor

JXD: You in, or not?

Ridge reaches into his belt and pulls out a metal spike. He cuts his hand with it and drops it to the ground.

Ridge: Damn right I'm in.

With a nod of the head, JXD pulled back his hand and hit Ridge across the chest with his bleeding hand, as the Nightmare lowered his arm, Ridge hit a knifed edge chop of his own, before they shook hands, both of them with the same, bloody handprints on them.