As the crowd waited in anticipation for the show to begin,  the lights in the arena go down as Metallica's “For Whom The Bell Tolls” fills the arena. Anyone and everyone knows when that music plays it’s a signal for the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds to come out. As everyone wonders what could be going on JXD and Kirsta Lewis appear at the top of the entrance. Standing there until the music stops. Both of them wearing Notorious T-shirts, A Picture of D. Simon Reynolds with a scowling look on his face, The words in bold saying “DISGRUNTLED FROM THE BEGINNING” Slowly and with purpose they walk down to the ring. Kirsta has a 8 ball in her hand and tosses it up and catches it, while JXD has a briefcase in his hand. As they walk to the ring you can see the back of their shirts. Almost the same picture, only now showing Notorious smiling with his trademark grill, and the words “NOTORIOUS TIL THE END”. Kirsta stops at the announcers table and looks at both Maverick and Diablo and picks up a microphone from the table. Again without any expression she turns and mounts the ring steps and slips though the ropes, followed by JXD. Standing in the center of the ring she raises her microphone to her mouth.

Kirsta: Not what you all expected to see tonight I know. Just Shut the Fuck up and listen. I got something to say and I want you all to listen up. I am not out here to talk shit about anyone. I am not out here to Challenge anyone. This has nothing to do with tonight’s matches but it does have something to do with UNCENSORED!

She lowers her mic to see if she now has everyone’s attention. She looks over at both Maverick and Diablo who seem interested in what she has to say.

Kirsta: Last week, everyone in the wrestling industry was shocked to learn of D. Simon Reynolds' untimely death. Many have hated him through the years but the one thing that those same haters can not deny is that Notorious did one hell of a job in this business. He had a way of making people that worked for him to do things that he wanted them to do. His favorite quote was “I own you” and by god he sure as hell did! If you thought that he didn’t, it wouldn’t be no time at all before you changed your thinking and that’s the god damned truth. The man made Notorious a household name. In the years that he was in this business, he gave a new meaning to the words Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment. He was a man that you didn’t want to cross. He could make life a living hell at the drop of a hat.

She looks over to JXD and gives him a nod and then continues.

Kirsta: You see me and JXD are on a mission out here tonight and we are here to Induct The Notorious one, D. Simon Reynolds into the Uncensored Hall of Fame. We are not leaving this ring until it is done and the Man gets the recognition and honor that he so rightly deserves.

She looks over at JXD and nods again. He nods back and opens up the briefcase that he brought into the ring and pulls out a Championship belt, handing it over to Kirsta. She holds it high above her head to show everyone that it is the real thing.

Kirsta: Before coming out here tonight we made a stop at Spyder’s office and picked up the newly made Primo Championship. This Championship is going to stay with me until it is done. Now there is only one way to be inducted into the Uncensored Hall of Fame. So if JXD is ready, we will get this under way.

JXD takes his cue and slides out of the ring and runs up though the crowd to the balcony as Kirsta takes the 8 ball and holds it high for all to see. She then places it in the middle of the ring and moves away. Stepping outside of the ropes, Kirsta gets clear of the ring and out of JXD's target zone. With JXD perched up on the balcony's railing, Jakki Frost begins a 21-bell salute to Notorious, making his induction into the Uncensored Hall of Fame official. Well, as official as it can be around here without the person going in giving out bumps to the roster. When the count was complete, JXD stuck a trash can down over his head, and leaped off the balcony. As he was in mid-air, the man who went into the Hall of Fame with JXD in 2004, Angel Vargas who we all know as Diablo, leaped over the broadcaster's table, dove into the ring, and pushed the symbol of Notorious, the magic 8-ball out of harm's way and oout of the ring into Kirsta's waiting hands.

Diablo knows better than anyone that it's NOT a Suicide Note if JXD actually hits the move. So he took the bump for Simon sending the crowd into a frenzy.

BACKSTAGE

Backstage, we find the Incomparable Spyder Gainey and Creeper in Lowrider's locker room. Spydie had a great big can of something we can't really see yet in each hand, Creeper is just salivating all over Spyder's great big Chuck Taylor's and pawing at his pants.

Spyder: Alright homie, this is the deal. I've called in a few old friends of mine tonight to help out with the show, so I need you to stay back here and out of the way.

Lowrider: What do you mean, out of the way?

Spyder: Check it out, you have to win tonight against Spaz. I really want the BANNED Championship back in Uncensored where it belongs.

Lowrider: Spaz is no problem. You should know that.

Spyder: Yeah, I know you got it. I just don't want anything to happen to you working any of the matches before the Maine Event. I mean...JXD is back and you know his ass is Uncensored.

The crowd in the Epicenter goes wild as they hear The Nightmare's name.

Spyder: That miserable bitch Star is here, and you know she would do something petty like kick the shit out of you to get at me after the stunt she pulled at my shop.

Lowrider couldn't help but laugh, thinking of what Spyder had done to her to instigate what she had done.

Spyder: And you know what it's like to work one of Kirsta's matches, so you're sitting this one out until the Main Event.

Lowrider: Whatever man. Anyhow, what you got there that Creep's so interested in?

Spyder turned to the camera, smiled and held up his cans.

Spyder: Uncensored has a new sponser, and I've got a whole case of this good stuff as a sample, and let me tell you, it's not only my favorite, it's Creeper's favorite too! It's Campbell's Chunky Roadhouse Beef & Bean Chili! This thick and hearty chili is loaded with lean beef, kidney beans and savory red and green bell peppers in a delicious chili sauce! Make sure to stock up on this shit, it's Hurricane season you know.

Spydie then opened both cans up and poured them out into a great big doggie dish for Creeper.

Lowrider: DUDE! Don't be feeding your dog chili beans in MY locker room!

Spyder: Oh don't worry.

He gave an ominous wink to the camera's eye.

Spyder: I've got someplace special I'm going to walk the dog tonight...

RINGSIDE

As the crowd anticipated the announced attraction match “Human” by Metallica began to play and as in time with the orchestra, the lights flashed on and off. As the guitars ripped in, J.C Kraven stepped out, Black Rose followed and the masked Genesis flanked them to complete the trio. Not one stood under 6’1, not one weight less than 200 lbs, the trio made their way to the ring they did so with a pace and swagger that made the croud boo their guts out.

Diablo: That is a nasty looking trio, J.C Kraven, 6’3 260lbs, Black Rose 6’1 200lbs and then Genesis, 6’9 290lbs and can fly like a luchador.

The three of them entered the ring and quickly discussed their starter and tactics as Cradle of Filth’s “Nemesis” blared out, the intro sent the crowd into a frenzy as JXD and his son Xander stepped out, the Nightmare’s son stood a head shorter and like JXD was clad in the old school boilersuit and mask. The Nightmare removed his mask and the music changed, again it was Cradle of Filth, but as the female operatic vocal of “Mannequin” blasted out as Alicia Blackheart stepped out and with the music blaring, they charged the ring.

Maverick: My money’s down on this turning into a bloodbath quickly.

Diablo: And a quick rundown for those of you at home, JXD is 6’3 227lbs, Xander is 5’6 160lbs and Alicia, JXD’s new girlfriend is 5’5 140lbs. And with the Donovan clan working as a team… yes it will get bloody quickly.

Slow Motion called for the bell as J.C Kraven and Genesis stepped onto the apron, Alicia remained in the ring as JXD and Xander headed to the corner and began drawing the crowds support. Rose went for a short clothesline as Alicia ducked underneath. Rose turned and went for the clothesline, Alicia dropped her with a drop toe hold and instantly rolled into a leg lock.

Diablo: Smart move there, knock the female Goliath off her feet and keep her grounded.

Rose managed to power her legs out of the leglock and force herself to her feet. Alicia caught her with a snapmare and Dragon Kicked Black Rose along the spine. They were stiff kicks and the crowd cheered their appreciation as Alicia leapt over Rose’s back grabbed her neck and powered her into the floor. Rose rolled to her corner and tagged in J.C Kraven. Alicia had prepared herself for a fight but she was called back to Xander who had his hand out and calling for the tag.

Diablo: And in comes the kid!

Maverick: About to get his “Welcome to Uncensored beating”

Xander charged in and went for a high dropkick, Kraven dropped back to the ropes, the blindtag to Genesis was seen only by the referee Slow Motion and as Xander continued the assault, Genesis picked him up by the head and threw him across the ring. JXD entered the ring as referee Slow Motion cut him off and shoved him back to his own corner, Xander in the opposing corner and at the mercy of a three way beatdown.

Diablo: Oh that’s uncalled for, he’s only a kid!

Maverick: He wanted to take after his dad and he’s paying for it.

Genesis in control picked up Xander and bodyslammed him with authority and went for a cocky two finger pin. Xander kicked out on 2 as the crowd began rallying for him. Genesis pulled him up and knocked him down with a forearm and went to work with a volley of punches. Blood dripped from the mat as the Nightmare yelled for a tag, but Genesis simply tagged in Black Rose who chopped the youngster while he lay prone.

Diablo: She’s a Nightmare student, and she’s as stiff from what I hear and the kid is a mess!

Rose picked Xander up and gave him a shoulder breaker and went for a pin of her own, Xander again showing resilience as a family trait and kicked out on two. Frustrated, Rose hauled him up and threw him between the top and middle turnbuckles shoulder first into the ring post, Xander recoiled back into the ring clutching his shoulder as Rose locked him in the Cobra clutch. Xander struggled and tried to drag himself to the corner for a tag as Rose dragged him back, he tripped her and managed to tag Alicia back in who went to work on Rose with forearm shots as JXD checked on Xander on the outside while Alicia managed to throw Rose out the ring, Kraven went to check as Genesis vaulted the ropes and tried to knock Alicia over. She grabbed the top rope and sent Genesis crashing into Rose and Kraven.

Diablo: Low bridge!

Maverick: A move that works against anyone under the fat bastard classification!

Alicia seized the opportunity, waiting for the three of them to get upright, ran the ropes and hit a plancha into the group to knock them down. JXD and Xander watched from ringside and entered the ring. They waited until the four of them were standing and hit a stereo Plancha. Genesis was the first up and he slid into the ring and waited for the 5 to stand up. He ran the ropes, vaulted to the top rope and JXD, Alicia and Xander bailed as Genesis obliterated his own partners sending them crashing into the announce table head first. Alicia dragged Rose up and introduced her head to the apron hard, then whipped her into the ring post. Alicia rolled Rose back into the ring and went for the pin as Rose kicked out. Alicia saw Genesis roll into the ring and sit up and took the chance to hit a stiff Spinal tap. Xander rolled into the ring and took the opportunity to hit a stiff Spinal Tap of his own. JXD rolled J.C Kraven into the ring as Rose made her way up. JXD looked to Rose and she nodded, hitting her own partner with a Spinal Tap. J.C stepped up and nailed a Spinal tap afterwards, then the Nightmare snapped Genesis with a stiff Spinal Tap.

Diablo: The Nightmare playing mindgames.

Maverick: And he’s not finished.

JXD was pointing at Slow Motion, he stepped up as JXD pointed at Genesis, followed by Slow Motion hitting a Spinal Tap of his own as the crowd cheered. JXD raised the arm of J.C Kraven… then hit him with an Asylum Seeker. Genesis rolled out the ring as Alicia hit Rose with a neckbreaker. Slow Motion makes a two count from the following pin as Rose kicked out. Genesis rolled back into the ring with a chair and laid out Alicia with the chair. JXD was back in the ring with a beaten steel chair of his own and he simply uttered “fuck the rules” and kicked Genesis in the balls, repeatedly back into the corner. He kicked the legs open as Genesis fell onto his ass.

Diablo: Oh shit, in about 10 seconds, Genesis will wish he was somewhere else.

JXD moved to the diagonally opposite corner, but he paused as J.C Kraven was rolled back into the ring by Xander and set in the corner and mirrored his dad. Both ran, both leapt as Xander flew above the Nightmare and at the same time, they connected with the dropkick. J.C rolled out the ring as Alicia clawed weakly to her feet as JXD pulled Genesis to his feet and hauled him into the Fireman’s Carry and held it for the flashbulbs then swung Genesis over and dropped the 290lb monster on his head. Genesis sat up and was crushed between a Shining Wizard to the front and back of his head by Xander and Alicia. JXD opened up the chair he had discarded and set the head of Genesis in it. He pointed at Xander then to the top rope as the youngster leapt into a shooting star press, landing on his own head but still on top of Genesis.

Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin’ me! He landed on his fucking head!

Diablo: A risk taker like his father, but everyone fucks up at some point!

Slow Motion counted the three count and the bell rang as JXD and Alicia were instantly checking on Xander with a lot of concern in their eyes.

Diablo: Xander James Donovan, the youngest person in Uncensored with a 3 count to his name, and the youngest with a concussion as it may turn out to be!

BACKSTAGE

Outside of the EPIC the cameras spot Shara Baptiste in a frantic and heated conversation on her cell phone. It’s obvious by her facial expression and hand motions that she is utterly pissed off.

Shara: So she didn’t call you or nothing? Didn’t say anything? You ain’t heard shit from her in days?

She doesn’t even give the person she is talking to the chance to respond.

Shara: Man, fuck. This girl is gonna give me a head full of goddamn gray hairs! People get tired of chasing after her childish ass! When I find her I’ma fuck that girl up!

On and on she keeps going, cussing and damning a woman everyone should already know the name of. She is so wrapped up in her phone call that she doesn’t even notice the taxi that pulled up, Star getting out, or even Star speeding right past her to enter the arena.

Shara: No, hell naw. We ain’t gonna file no missing persons report on that girl because she always does this shit. She got a match tonight but I bet she don’t even care! Fuckin’ brat! I swear…

Shara suddenly pauses. Her face then scrunches up in confusion. She quickly flips her phone closed and spins around.

Shara: Hey!

She darts inside the building at full speed, chasing after the white hooded Star walking fast as hell and purposely avoiding her. Shara finally catches up and grabs Star by the elbow. She spins her around and prepares to lay her out with words while Star just stands there, looking the total opposite of the normal Star…a complete mess.

Shara: I should kick your ass right now. Where the hell you been at? Coming in here looking like a damn junkie! If people would kill somebody like Notorious then you know they’d kill your ass in a second and not give a fuck! I’ve been looking for you, your sisters, my mama, everybody! You can’t pick up the goddamn phone?!

Star just stands there looking at Shara like she is completely bored and annoyed with the lecture. Shara crosses her arms over her chest and gives Star a stern look before looking her up and down but her mouth suddenly drops open at the few bandages on her head and even more so at her deflated stomach.

Shara: What the hell…

Without any sort of explanation, Star just storms off, leaving her cousin all by herself.

RINGSIDE

Chrystee Miller: This next contest is for one fall to the finish! In the ring already, from Hell's Kitchen, Xavier Spires!

Diablo: Spires is one that we as a broadcast team are very familiar with.

Maverick: And he should be. We've seen him branded with a glowing red hot iron. We've seen him lose his right index finger right before..

Diablo: And if you don't know what happened after he lost that finger to Salem Caprione, then you might not want to!

"That Girl" by Pharrel featuring Snoop Dogg blasts through the arena and Star quickly makes her way out onto the stage. Dressed in baggy baby blue cargo pants and a white hoodie, she pays no attention to the screaming fans and sets her sights on the ring ahead.

Chrystee Miller: And his opponent! She is debuting for Uncensored tonight!

Maverick: She is pissed off tonight!

Diablo: Madder than the proverbial hornet.

Chrystee Miller: Making her way to the ring tonight by way of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. STAR!

She walks down the room at a steady pace, unzipping her hoodie as she goes along. She then hops onto the apron and enters the ring, tossing her hoodie into the corner as she does so.

Maverick: All we need now is a referee and we can get this one underway!

Diablo: Tonight is obviously to be a night of special guest referees all personally invited by Spyder Gainey. The Chairman of the BORED basically insulted Star and tattooed Heath Sommersby's Wicked Good logo on her!

Maverick: I wonder who he has in mind as the special guest referee for her Uncensored debut!

The house lights slowly fade to black and a hush of anticipation falls over the crowd. The only light in the arena is a few laser pens and lighters scattered throughout the crowd. Suddenly, the sound of a toilet flushing is heard quickly followed by the heavy bassline of "Getting Away with Murder" by Papa Roach which simply explodes from the p.a. system and the crowd erupts into a chorus of boos! A single spotlight hits the staging as "The Carnivore" Clint Bone pushes past the curtain and out into the arena.

Chrystee Miller: And introducing next....he weighed in tonight at two hundred and sixty two pounds! From Long Beach, California...this is "The Baddest Motherfucker on the planet" ... CLINT BONE!!!

The Carnivore makes his way down that aisle completely confident and cocky as is his style. He is wearing a black "The Carnivore ATE PDW" t-shirt and black tearaway work-out pants.

Diablo: And he could possibly be the baddest motherfucker on the planet Bill, because he just so happens to be the only man to ever get up from a "Simonizer" and put Notorious down!

Maverick: And I wouldn't believe if I hadn't seen it live!

As he reaches ringside, The Carnivore vertically leaps onto the ring apron. White pyros burst from the four ring posts as his feet hit the mat. Bone climbs into the squared circle and calls for the match bell. Spires move in quickly towards Star reaching out for a collar and elbow tie-up when she slams a closed fist down hard onto his jaw. Staggered, but not going down, Spires reached back to return the blow with one of his own when Star caught him quickly with a double thrust chop to the throat. When his hands went up to guard his throat she went downstairs with a barrage of body that began to back him up towards the ropes. Spires reached out quickly, raking her eyes and then grabbing a handful of hair and launching her over the top rope.

Diablo: Right now Star is not a very happy camper and somewhat distracted so she might not be as focused as normal.

Maverick: She is taking more of a street fighting approach tonight with a lot of punches.

As she went over the top rope, Star held on tight, got her balance and then reversed her momentum and pulled herself back into the ring and on her feet much where she'd been before Spires had gotten his hands on her. Now, his back was to her and he was unaware of what she had done.

Diablo: Star, "Skinning The Cat".

Maverick: Spires doesn't have a clue!

The crowd's reaction pretty much told him something pretty damn interesting was going on behind him. As Spires turned, Star nearly took his head off with a Spinning roundhouse kick! As he hit the mat, Star leaped nailing a picture perfect Standing Shooting Star Press. Hooking a leg, Clint Bone sllid into position to make the count.

Diablo: ...1...2...

Maverick: Somehow Spires is able to kick out!

Diablo: That was a vicious roundhouse kick!

Maverick: It nearly unhinged his jaw!

Diablo: And some people don't think that'd be a bad idea at all!

As they both make it back up to their feet, Spires goes for a big clothesline and Star quickly dodges it. She spins around and Spires goes for yet another one that Star dodges before baseball sliding right out of the ring. As Star runs over to retrieve the hooded jacket she wore to the ring, Spires looks around for her. She then hops onto the ring and gives Spires a dropkick to the back of the knees through the second rope.

Maverick: Oh, that was a chop block-like drop kick.

Diablo: And Spires hit the mat hard!

Maverick: What's she doing now?

Diablo: Taking advantage of the fact that we're uncensored!

She climbs inside and grabs him by the hair, dragging him to the corner of the ring where she slips outside once again. Star wraps the hoodie around Xavier’s neck, using the ring post and her foot wedged against the apron for leverage and chokes the holy hell out of Spires. Instead of warning Star as would happen in pretty much any other wrestling promotion in the world, Clint Bone went down to one knee and began checking for and asking Spires if he wanted to tap out. Star's grip was relentless. She soon found that twisting her jacket clock-wise tightened even further.

Maverick: He's turning blue!

Diablo: Let it ride. This is Uncensored and we ain't havin' fun 'til somebody dials 9-1-1!!!

By now, Star was almost climbing up the ring post, choking him out harder and harder with every step. Finally, Spires reached up and began tapping out against her jacket at his throat. Immediately, Bone turned and called for the bell.

Maverick: Wow! She really made short work of Spires tonight in her debut with Uncensored.

Diablo: I just have to wonder how all this will turn out between The Glittering Goddess and The Leader of the BANNED.

Chrystee Miller: And your winner, by submission...STAR!!!

BACKSTAGE

Backstage, Creeper is absolutely howling! He has the most pitiful look on his face as he paws at Spyder Gainey's locker room door, wanting to be let out.

Spyder: Do you have to go shit?

He was talking in that voice that all dog owner's seem to aquire somehow. He was teasing him, making him bark.

Creeper: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!

It started out deep, and ended up as a high-pitched whine. This dog was going to shit himself if Spyder didn't do something and fast! Spydie just seemed content to watch Star pummel Spires thoroughly on his monitor.

Spyder: Creeper...

He said it as seriously as he could.

Spyder: Do you have to go shit?

Creeper: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!

Finally, Spydie got up out of his chair. When he opened the door, Creeper burst out of it, sprinting down the hallway! Spydie ran behind him, as they approached the end of the hallway, Spyder slid to a stop. When the cameras caught up to him, Spyder Gainey Moonwalked back to the door he wanted and pulled his keys out of his pocket as he did. The name on the door: STAR LITHEGOS. He unlocked it and stepped inside calling Creeper in behind him. Spyder went right to the small closet and pulled her outfit down for after the show and tossed it on the floor. He took all the clean towels out of the bathroom, threw them down on the floor and then emptied out her gym bag down on top of everything. Creeper was stalking the pile, walked around it in a tight circle. He knew better than to shit inside, most days he just couldn't help it. Today however, would be different.

Spyder: Do you have to go shit? I thought you had to go shit.

Creeper looked up to Spydie questioningly. Then he replied to his dog in his best dog owner's voice.

Spyder: Go ahead boy! Go shit! Take you a shit, Creepy Dog!

And that was way more encouragement than he needed. By the time Spyder had said this, Creeper was all bunched up tight at the mid-section and pushing. And I'm telling you, this dog's asshole simply exploded in Star's dressing room. He sprayed a couple of time before he could even make a good hard turd. By now, Spyder was laughing so hard that it wouldn't be hard to believe that he shit himself. But he wasn't gonna do that, not when he could just do what Creeper had done too, right? I'm just kidding, Spyder didn't shit on the floor too, but he was laughing like a fool when Creeper did.

RINGSIDE

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chrystee Miller: The next match is scheduled for one fall!

The lights dim as “It's Me Bitches” By Swizz Beats hits the speakers, Nightmare makes his way from behind the curtain taunting to the screaming female and male fans in the audience.

Chrystee Miller: Introducing first, hailing straight from Atlanta, Georgia…SEAN WILLIAMS!!!

He makes his way down the ramp until he reaches the bottom. He turns and points at the curtains and out walks Princess and Mercedes, the cheers get even louder as the two walk down the ramp smiling and waving to the people in the audience, they meet up with Nightmare and accompany him to the ring, Nightmare slides in the ring leaving Mercedes and Princess standing outside. He bounces of each rope as he awaits his opponent.

Maverick: Holy hell.

Diablo: Yep…I see ‘em too. And thank God for those blondes. Knowing Sean Williams we could’ve ended up with some shit we’d rather not see!

Chrystee Miller: And his opponent, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, she is The Hellcat….KIRSTA LEWIS!!!

The arena lights go down as "Animals" by Nickleback pipes though the arena's PA system. There is a loud thundering roar as a huge Harley appears at the entrance. It stops as its engine roars even louder. Kirsta Lewis appears dressed all in black leather and a motorcycle helmet, covering her head. As the music stops, the engine roars and she rides the bike down to the ringside area. Circling the ring three times before it stops and is turned off. Kirsta slides off the bike and pushes the kick stand down. Looking around the arena and walking over to the ring steps, mounting them slowly sliding though the ring ropes and standing there, waiting.

Diablo: Both competitors are in the ring and waiting for the bell to sound!

Maverick: All we need now is a referee to call for the bell!

Diablo: Due to the fact that our Senior Uncensored Official is fighting for the BANNED Championship later tonight in our Main Event, tonight is a night of Special Refs!

Maverick: I just wonder who Spydie invited down to work this match for us...

As he says this, "High" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack explodes from the speakers and the "Wicked Good" logo covers the big screen.

Chrystee Miller: And introducing next is this contest's Special Guest Referee!

Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin' me!!!

Diablo: I will believe this when I see it!

Just as Diablo said this, Sommersby pushed his way through the black curtain at the gorilla position and stepped out onto the staging under the spotlights.

Chrystee Miller: Making his way to the ring tonight by way of Johannesburg, South Africa. He is underpaid...he is oversexed...and he is better than fuck'n advertised!!! The Menace to Sobriety ... HEATH...SOMMERSBY!!!

Kirsta Lewis looks on in shock as Sommersby makes his way to the ring while Sean Williams just smiles and shakes his head, glancing at Kirsta every now and then.

Diablo: Look at that. Kirsta doesn’t know what to think!

Maverick: And Williams looks like he’s about to laugh his ass off.

Diablo: I wonder why…

Sommersby enters the ring, dismissing Kirsta’s surprised face. The bell rings to signal the start of the match and Kirsta immediately darts across the ring and drives Williams into the mat with a hard spear. The crowd gets into it immediately, screaming and cheering for what is sure to be a great match. With Williams down Kirsta begins pummeling him with several closed fists before she viciously bounces the back off his head off the canvas. Sean’s eyes roll into the back of his head at the impact and Kirsta simply smacks him across the face, adding insult to injury.

Diablo: Kirsta showing a lot of aggression tonight. Looks like she’s taking out some frustrations.

Maverick: I would too if I could possibly go to jail for the murder of Notorious!

Kirsta leaps to her feet and starts laying boots to the fallen Williams. He curls up in a fetal position to lessen the attack and Kirsta kicks him right in the guy. Not wasting any time, she pulls Williams to his feet and launches him into the ropes. Sean bounces back and ducks under an attempted clothesline from Kirsta. He bounces himself off the opposite ropes only to run straight into a dropkick from Kirsta. He hits the ropes again and goes down hard. Kirsta looks down at him, smirking and enjoying her work as the fans give a mixed reaction. Kirsta gives him one last kick for good measure.

Diablo: Kirsta’s kicking Sean’s ass early on in this thing.

She hops up and grabs Williams by the neck, pulling him up and leaving him to reel. With Sean’s back turned she quickly gets up on the top rope, ready to pounce when he turns around. As he turns she leaps off of the top rope and plants both feet into his face, knocking him down. With that, Kirsta quickly goes for the pin.

Diablo: Sommersby’s making the count!

Maverick:…1…2…Williams kicks out!

Slapping the mat, Kirsta rolls off of Williams and climbs to her feet while he shakes off the cobwebs. Kirsta paces as she watches Williams get up. When Sean turns around Kirsta is ready and Scissor kicks him, knocking him down. She quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a steal chair and slides back into the ring with it. While Sean is still down she walks over to him and raises the chair, slamming it down across is knees, hitting his left knee with a sickening thud. She raises it again, coming down hard, and a third time, this time coming down hard across his head as he is holding his knee in pain. Throwing the chair to the side, she begins to stop away at his head.

Maverick: Kirsta’s showing that Hellcat brutality.

Sommersby looks on as Kirsta goes to Sean once again. She leans over to drag him to his feet but Williams surprises her with a head butt from hell. Kirsta stumbles backwards, clutching her face as blood seeps through her fingers. Just then, Williams flips to his feet and bounces off the ropes, hitting Kirsta with a springboard DDT. He quickly gets up, taking Kirsta with him and sends her sailing into the ropes. Williams then slaps his arms around her and tosses her over his head with a belly to belly suplex that sends her over the top rope and crashing head first into the floor outside. The crowd lets out a loud “OOOHHH!!!” as the Hellcat is now sprawled out.

Diablo: And we are at the intersection of pins and needles!!!!

Mercedes and Princess play the perfect role of cheerleaders at ringside, getting the crowd behind the youngster Sean Williams. As this happens, Kirsta stirs a little before she starts trying to make it to her feet. Staggering and stumbling, Kirsta finally makes it up and just in time. Williams runs and leaps up onto the ring post and executes a picture perfect swanton bomb onto Kirsta outside of the ring!

Maverick: DAMN!!!

The two competitors are laid out for a brief moment. It is Williams who shows the first signs of life as he inches his wake back towards the ring. She climbs inside as Kirsta begins moving again. It looks as though she is about to make her way to the ring as well but she instead dives under the ring and comes out with a handful of light tubes. She slides back into the ring and as Sean turns around she smacks him in the face with 5 light tubes, shattering them on impact, cutting Sean wide open. She quickly follows up with a low blow. As he goes to grab his balls she super kicks him into the face.

Diablo: Hell's Bitch Kick!!!

Maverick: And before that…low blow to the package!!!

Sean rolls around in pain, not knowing which hurts the worst between his balls and his face. Meanwhile, Kirsta takes a moment to regain her composure. She then goes to him and prepares for another pin attempt but Sean comes out of nowhere with a small package!

Diablo: Williams with a roll up!

Maverick: …1…2…

Diablo: Kick out, Kirsta! Kick out!

Kirsta struggles to break free but Sean holds on tight.

Maverick…3!!!

Sommersby calls for the bell!

Chrystee Miller: Your winner…SEAN…WILLIAMS!!!

BACKSTAGE

After losing her match with Sean Williams, Kirsta Lewis leaves the ring and is heading backstage to her locker room. Kirsta who has many things on her mind bumps right into backstage reporter Harley Abate, Kirsta collides with Harley and damn hear knocks her over.

Kirsta: Damn Harley, Sorry I didn’t see you standing there.

Harley: It’s ok Kirsta. While I got you here I must say that I know that you must be disappointed in your loss out there tonight against Sean Williams.

Kirsta rolls her eyes and tosses her hair back. Really not in the mood to be interviewed.

Kirsta: Disappointed Harley? Hardly. Who could be disappointed losing to a so called man like Williams. He took advantage of me out there. I had no business being out in that ring tonight. With everything that has gone on.

Harley: That is truly understandable Kirsta and anyone who knows you can attest to the fact that what went on out there was not Kirsta at her best.

Kirsta: Hell no it wasn’t. Honestly I didn’t even want to be here tonight but being that it was Uncensored Return show and the fact that I had business to conduct I was here.

She lets out a sigh as she looks down the hallway at the wrestlers who had passed by, Knowing Harley as she does knew she was not done.

Harley: Being that you lost to Sean Williams in his debut match do you have any thoughts on what happened out there?

Kirsta: Yeah Harley I do. Sean don’t be getting too big of a head over your win over the Hellcat. News Flash, What you faced out there tonight was not the Hellcat, haven‘t been myself over a week now. You haven’t even come close to seeing what I can do when I’m at my best, when I’m at 110%. We will face each other again and I guarantee that The smirk you are wearing now will be rubbed right off your face, when I dismantle your sorry ass. You just got lucky out there and got a reprieve. Your destruction will be done at my hands.

Kirsta walks off down the hallway to her locker room.

THE MAIN EVENT

Chrystee Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen...this is your MAIN EVENT of the evening!!! Introducing first...D.J. Bananas Foster and Gina Gainey!!!

The crowd gave a huge pop for our house D.J. who is also known as Chloe DeVille. The fans recognized her as the ring announcer in Uncensored under Notorious' rule. The house lights fell save for one spotlight which illuminated the right side of the staging near the gorilla position. The cameras focused in on her and it was her hands, not her face which was seen by all on the big screen. As the needle got closer to the spinning wax on her left turntable the crowd noise got louder and louder. She turned one of her knobs and the record stopped spinning sending the crowd into a near riotous frenzy. She lit a cigarette, drawing it out as long as she could, took a deep pull and before anyone had noticed the turntable, she put the needle to the wax and the SPIDERMAN theme by Aerosmith exploded from the speakers. As steven Tyler was about to begin singing, she remixed the track with The Shangri-Las singing; "And that's when I fell for...The Leader of the..."

But before they could finish the sentence, Luke Skywalker and the Two Live Crew shouted; "BANNED IN THE U.S.A.! I WAS...then D.J. Bananas Foster slipped back into; "The Leader of the.." and then right back into "BANNED IN THE U.S.A.!" while the SPIDERMAN theme by Aerosmith continued to play. As the song ended, the spotlight that was on the D.J. shifted to the ring. Spyder's oldest biological daughter, Gina stood in the center of the ring with an acoustic guitar and a microphone set up in front of it. The poor girl looked about as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. She had on jeans and a black t-shirt which read: "YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I'M UNCENSORED!" Gina closed her eyes and slowly began to play "Speak softly, Love by Nino Kota, the love theme of The Godfather trilogy. The crowd recognized the song and lost their collective mind! They simply blew the roof off of the place! Gina smiled and relaxed some, continuing to play.

Chrystee Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is my distinct pleasure to introduce to you the Special Referee for tonight's Main Event! He is...HOMEGROWN right here in Ft. Lauderdale!!!

They marked out hard at the mention of their city.

Chrystee Miller: He is...The Chairman...of the BORED!!! He is...The Leader...of the BANNED!!! He is...The GODFATHER of all things UNCENSORED in sports and entertainment!

You could barely hear Chrystee now over the crowd's noise now that Spyder's silhouette could be seen through the black curtain at the gorilla position.

Chrystee Miller: So open your minds...and lower your standards for THE INCOMPARABLE...SPYDER...GAINEY!!!!

As she said this, Gina's rendition of The Godfather theme was complete and "Survival of the Sickest" by Saliva hit the speakers. Spydie enters The Epicenter to a standing ovation from the capacity crowd. He takes his time getting to the ring, high fiving every fan with an outstrecthed hand on his way to the ring and all the way around it. As he reached the broadcast table, he pulled a six pack of Heinekens out from under the ring, took one, passed one off to Maverick, oone to Diablo, one to Jakki Frost and one for Chrystee. The last one, he opened up, pointed skyward and poured it out for Notorious and everyone downed theirs. Finally, he rolled into the ring.

Maverick: Now I've always said that Notorious is the best boss in the world, but if Spydie is gonna pass out cold ones every week, he may yet recieve that coveted title from me!

Ole by Bouncing Soules starts to hit the speakers and Spaz makes his way through the curtain. As he walks out, it becomes aparant that he's been hitting the gym, really hard because he looks almost twice as large as he did two weeks ago.

Diablo: I don't want to say anything, but I think it's a good thing for SpaZ that we don't have any drug testing here in Uncensored.

Maverick: All I'm saying is, it's a good thing he isn't married and doesn't have a retarded kid.

Spaz is joined at the enterance ramp by Jack Mehoff and his girls Meso Horney, Kelly Goodhead, and Mallory Cocks. They walk down the isle, and as they're walking, it becomes apparant that Spaz isn't his usual hyperactive self. He's actually walking instead of running around at twnety miles an hour. They climb into the ring and Jack grabs the mic while Spaz stands in the corner with Meso Horney and Kelly Goodhead trying to get him psyched up. As Jack is about to speak, the fans start to boo him.

Jack: Is that any way to treat the man who is about to become the Commisioner of this company?

Diablo: That's right folks! If Lowrider wins, then the BANNED Championship will come back to Uncensored, if SpaZ wins, Jack Mehoff will be replacing Slow Motion as our Commish!

The fans just boo even more.

Jack: Lowrider, you my friend are in big trouble, because my man Spaz here has been training hard, saying his prayers and taking his vitamins.

Maverick: Yeah, I'd say he's definitely been following the Spyder Gainey training program.

Diablo: WHAT!?!?!?!

Maverick: What?

Jack: And you're about to get the worst ass kicking of your life. Now I know you're standing back there, scared out of your mind, I decided to do something that will help you relax, and take you back to the land where you grew up. Hit the music.

Munchkinland from the Wizard of Oz starts to play over the speakers and before he can be announced by Chrystee, Lowrider sprints down to the ring, obviously pissed.

Diablo: Jack Mehoff always has to find a way and make things personal. He should've left the little guy alone.

Maverick: He needs to stop taking himself so seriously. He's a midget for crying out loud!

Diablo: Little person..

Lowrider slid into the ring, Spyder stepped back out of the way and called for the bell. As soon as it sounded, Lowrider stopped dead in his tracks, pointed at Spaz and busted out laughing at him. Spaz started getting pissed, and began to shake with roid rage when Lowrider began posing like a body builder. Spaz took off at Lowrider, he went for a clothesline but Lowrider ducked it. When Spaz bounced off the ropes, Lowrider hit him with a big back body drop, sending him down hard to the mat.

Maverick: He's suffering from some major roid rage, and just wants to break Lowrider in half!!!

Diablo: He needs to calm down and go about this like he has some sense.

As Spaz made it up to his feet, Lowrider throttled him around his neck, helped him all the way up and then somehow lifted him over his head before slamming him back down hard onto the mat.

Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin' me!

Diablo: Lowrider with Spyder Gainey's own "High Life" two handed chokeslam that nearly broke Spaz's back! Uncensored could end up with the BANNED Championship if he can keep hitting moves like that!

With Spaz flat on his back in the middle of the ring, Lowrider stomped his head, then his right arm and then he stomped him in the gut going to every limb with his own little version of the "Ronnie Garvin Stomp".

Diablo: Lowrider has Spaz all tied up in a "Road Block"!

Lowrider then pulled Spaz up, slipped under him easily and lifted him up onto his shoulders in a Fireman's Carry!

Maverick: I'm NOT believing my eyes!!!

Diablo: Can he do it?

Then somehow, someway, Lowrider hefted Spaz off of his shoulders and at the last moment inverted the move slamming Spaz down hard onto his back!!!

Maverick: HOLY SHIT!

Diablo: THE SIMONIZER! LOWRIDER HAS JUST SIMONIZED SPAZ!!!

Maverick: IT'S GOT TO BE OVER!

Oh but it wasn't. As Spyder slid into position to make the count, Lowrider rolled Spaz over onto his stomach and put him in The Camel Clutch!

Diablo: With another of Spydie's moves, this one is the "Monkey on your Back"!!!

Maverick: Spaz guaranteed that Lowrider would tap out to this very move!

Diablo: He tapped! Spaz has tapped!!!

As soon as he did, Spyder forced Lowrider to break the hold. When he did, Spyder pulled him up to his feet and thrust his arm in the air in victory!

Chrystee Miller: Your winner...AND THE NEW UNCENSORED BANNED CHAMPION...LOWRIDER!!!

Instead of Lowrider's music hitting, it was instead Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society and the crowd went wild!

Maverick: OH HELL YEAH! IT'S MY FAVORITE HALL OF FAMER...BESIDES MYSELF!

Diablo: Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah...Uncensored's Messiah...SNAKE RIDGE!!!

The crowd went wild for Ridge who true to his word, held the BANNED Championship. In the ring, Spyder and Lowrider were doing the "We're not worthy" salute from the Wayne's World movie. Ridge got down to the ring, then simply slid the BANNED Title inside of it, turned and walked away without saying a single word.

Diablo: What a fucking sore loser! He should be happy that The BANNED Title will be fought for and on display around the world!

From the crowd, a tall, pale man wearing black leather pants, and a black t-shirt runs into the ring, he smashed one of Spydie's own empty Heineken bottles from before the match over his head and he kicks Lowrider right in the face. Spaz runs at the guy, but the man kicks Spaz in the stomach, and powerbombs him out of his boots.

Maverick: What the hell?

Diablo: Who the hell?

Jack Mehoff and his girls slide into the ring behind the man. Jack stands behind the man and nails him with the Donkey Punch, punching him in the psyonic nerve. The mans knees buckle, but he doesn't show any sign of pain. The man turns around, and kicks Jack in the stomach, picks him up in a torture rack, and drops him on his head with a inverted death valley driver.

Diablo: Burning hammer.

Maverick: How was that guy able to shake off the Donkey Punch like that? I never saw anyone do that!

The man climbs back to his feet, and Mallory Cocks meets him with several hard right hands to the face. The man rolls with the punches, but doesn't show any sign of them affecting him. He fires back with a forearm to the face that knocks her back three steps. The man rushes her and hits her with a Yakuza kick right to the face. Meso Horney rushes the man, and tries to nail him with a right hand, but he catches her hand, gives her an arm wringer, puts his right foot against her face, and drops to his back, driving his foot right into her face. The man gets back to his feet and stands over Kelly Goodhead, who is still checking on Spaz. She looks up and sees the man and gets a terafied look on her face. The man grabs her by the hair and starts to drag her up.

Diablo: Come on, enough's enough.

Out of pure desperation, Kelly kicks the man in the groin, but he completely no sells it, showing no sign of being in pain. The man puts her in a full nelson, and suplexes her, droping her right on her head. The man stands up, and looks around the ring, at the bodies he left laying.

Diablo: I've just recieved word from Slow Motion that this is Vladimir Kratos! He is a known aquaintance of Snake Ridge's!

Maverick: Word on the streets all week has been that in addition to the wager Ridge made with Spyder to get the BANNED Title in Uncensored, one stipulation was that Spyder give a job to a friend of Ridge's! This is obviously that man!

Vlad grabs Spydie's arm, puts his left foot against his Spyder's face then, Vlad drops to his back, driving his foot right into the side of Spyder's face!

Diablo: What a vicous and sadistic manuever! Spyder might be out cold!

Maverick: Vladimir Kratos has the BANNED Championship!

The newest member of the Uncensored roster reached down, grabbed the BANNED Championship, slid out of the ring and disappeared into the crowd where he'd come from.

Diablo: This is a travesty! Only seconds after Uncensored won the BANNED Championship...it has been stolen!

With everyone down and out in the ring, Star Lithegos appeared once more on the staging.

Diablo: And what the Hell does she want?

Maverick: Hopefully me, now that she's done with Sommersby!

Diablo: You wouldn't know what to do with her.

Maverick: For your information...I just pitched a tent under the broadcast table!

Star still wore her hoodie that she choked out Xavier Spires with. Her hands were down deep in the front pocket...concealing something.

Diablo: Spyder Gainey is out cold!

Maverick: He is conpletely out of gas right now!

Star slid into the ring, and immediately pulled out a propane blowtorch and fired it up!

Diablo: NO!

She reached down and picked up his right hand, his tattooing hand and and held it directly under the blue flame of the blow torch! Spyder came back to consciousness like...well like his ass was on fire! He quickly pulled his hand away from the flame and rolled away out of the ring.

Maverick: She's tough! No wonder Sommersby couldn't hang with her!

Diablo: That's it! Show's over! I need to go check on Spyder Man! We'll see you fuckers next week, til then, so long from the sunshine state!