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   Spyder Gainey: Star Lithegos? The Chairman of the BORED was backstage with Lowrider, Diablo, Harley Abate and The Nightmare JXD. The timestamping on the lower right hand corner of the screen revealed the time to be 8 p.m. EST. Two hours before the live show was scheduled to begin. It was obvious by the tone of Spydie's voice that he was shooting the shit backstage and trying to impress everyone. Spyder: Oh...don't fuck with her! She's a bad ass! Why...if you piss her off and scar her for life, she might rip 6 or 7 of your pictures down off the wall and tear them up! He moved his right hand in a jerking off motion. Spyder: I'm trying to tell all of you...we've seen the last of her. Sommersby can't even convince her to bring her ass back here to MY town...and we all know he can talk a woman into damn near anything.. Harley Abate hands Spydie a container of Johnson & Johnson's baby powder. He pours a good shot of it out onto his hands. He rubs it in well so that his hands won't slip and ruin his one good birthday chop that JXD will take from everyone who wants to dish one out. Spyder: And plus...even if I didn't put the natural fear into her last week, JXD here shamed her into never showing her face again! He gives the container of baby powder back to Harley. Spyder: Alright birthday boy...you ready? JXD just nodded, he was so drunk he could barely stand and probably wouldn't feel it if Spyder hit him with a sledgehammer. Harley took a step towards Spyder, trying to get his attention. Harley: Spyder... Spyder: Hold up Harley...I'm definitely going first! Harley: Spydie...you really might want to see this... Spyder gets a strange look on his face as Harley points behind him. There's a momentary quiet pause before someone gives a clearing of their throat, breaking the silence. The camera pans from Spyder's face to the scene behind him. There stands Star Lithegos poised against Heath Sommersby who stands at her side with his arm slung around her. The camera pans back to Spyder who spins around quickly to see them with his mouth agape. Star looks at him, shaking her head with a smirk, before chuckling loudly. Star: Aww, Spydie. Why are you looking at me like that? I thought you'd be happy to see me. After all, you did invite me... The look on Spyder's face is priceless as his eyes dart from Star, to Sommersby, and back to Star. Star: Now what was it that you were saying last week? Oh yeah... Star looks to Heath and he points to somewhere on Spyder's body. Star then clears her throat, preparing her best Spyder Gainey voice. Star: This bitch not only fucked with my ink... POW! Star lifts her long right leg slams her spiked leather boot right into Spyder Gainey's sternum. Star: ...but she fucked with my livelihood too! When Star kicked him, Spyder grabbed his chest and doubled over. Sommersby took a running leap and nailed him in the face with his titanium knee knocking Spyder down to the tile floor of the hallway. He pounced Spyder immediately, applying a body scissors and an arm triangle choke which exposed his face to Star. Spyder was at her mercy. Star looked down at Spyder with a fake look of sympathy. Star: Looks like you'll be needing the cocoa butter tonight, Spydie. She reaches down and slaps him across the face insultingly. She then grabs ahold of him, her long, sharp nails digging into his cheeks as she does so. She cups the other hand to her ear as if she is trying to hear something. Star: Oh, what's that you say? JXD said you can have the first chop? Well isn't that sweet of him... With a laugh, she slowly stands up and then suddenly used his face as a stepping stone to get over to JXD. She looked at him, smiling, and appeared as though she were about to wave but it quickly transformed into her flipping him the bird. Star: Fuck your birthday. Star quickly pulled back and chopped JXD harder than she'd ever chopped anyone in her life, so hard she'd even hurt herself in the process. Star flinched and grabbed her hand. Star: Ow! Goddamn it! That was Spydie's chop. Had to take that one like a bitch to stay true to him. She suddenly paused and looked around at everyone in the area, Harley, Lowrider, and Diablo. And one by one Star chopped away at JXD's chest, one chop for every body, robbing each one of them with no problem at all. Once she's done she pauses for a second. Star: Oh yeah... And Star gives a final vicious chop to JXD. Star: That was mine. And then the Uncensored logo replaced this scene on the big screen and "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd hit the speakers! Diablo: What's up motherfuckers? Maverick: YOU FOUND US! Diablo: And we are live...as always from The Epicenter in Ft. Lauderdale for a Fashionably Late... Maverick: And UNCENSORED Monday Night Wrestling Program! Diablo: And what a card the Chairman of the BORED has lined up for us tonight! Maverick: Annie Alvarez will defend her newly won Primo Championship! Diablo: And Star is most definitely in the house as you all know!!! Maverick: And the sick, sadist and twisted individual who is Vladimir Kratos takes on the number one contender to his BANNED Championoship in a non title match up! And then, they were interrupted as "Won't You Be My Neighbor" the theme song of the old children's show "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" starts to play over the sound system. Diablo: Oh no, not this guy again. Maverick: I can't believe this fat bastard is back. He wore out his welcome a long time ago. Diablo: I'll be right back, I'm going to go talk with the audio guy for a second. A fat middle aged man, who looks a little like porn star Ron Jeremy, wearing a big red sweater and khaki pants, comes walking through the curtain. The fans start to boo him as he waddles toward the ring. Some fan gives him the finger and the man stops in his tracks and starts lecturing the fan about the evils of swearing. Diablo: Oh God. M.P. Curley. I'd hoped we'd seen the last of this guy when he got arrested for sexually assaulting a seven year old. I guess we aren't that lucky. Suddenly, Curley's music cuts out and is replaced by the sound of someone playing a tuba. Curley looks upset about that and he picks up his pace to the ring. He grabs a mic. Maverick: Oh man. This music is much more fitting to this fat bastard. Curley: Ok, cut the music. The music keeps playing. Curley: Stop it. I've been trying to lose weight. The music keeps playing. Curley: That's not nice. Finally the music stops. Curley: Finally. Once again boys and girls, welcome to Uncle Curley's fun house! The tuba music starts playing over the sound system again, and Curley gets an annoyed look on his face. He just stands in the corner and doesn't do anything. Curley: I'm not going anywhere until I'm done. Finally the music stops playing. Curley: As I was saying before I was so rudely interupted, welcome to Uncle Curley's funhouse. Uncensored's highest rated interview segment. Diablo: And the lowest rated segment of the show. Maverick: Hey Diablo, good idea with playing the tuba music. Remind me to buy you a beer after the show. Curley: Now today boys and girls, I have a very special treat for all of you. Diablo: This is not good. Usually when he says that, some little kid ends up crying. House of the Rising Sun starts to play over the sound system, and Vladimir Kratos steps through the curtain. He is wearing a white leather trench coat, white pants, and a white dress shirt. He walks toward the ring with no emotion on his face as he steps through the ropes, and into the ring. Curley on the other hand has a really nervous look on his face. Curley: Well, look everyone. It's our special friend from Romania, a country known for vampires, werewolves and Nadia Com aneci. Now, it's not that I'm not glad to see you Mr. Kratos, but you aren't the special treat I was planning on bringing out. But since you're out here, is there something you wanted to say to all the Uncle Curley's Funhouse fans out there?Vlad grabs the mic from Curley. Vlad: You disgust me. Vlad pulls a butterfly knife out of his coat pocket, whips it open, stabs Curley in the groin with it, twists the blade, and pulls it out. It all happens so fast, it takes everyone a few seconds to realize what just happened. Curley is the first to realize it, as he drops to his knees and grabs his groin. Blood comes gushing out from his hands. It hits some fans in the audiance and several people scream. Several fans leave their seats and run toward the exit. Vlad calmly exits the ring, with no emotion on his face. Diablo: Jesus...Joseph and Mary! I can not believe what we are seeing yet again out of the Banned Champion Vladimir Kratos!!! Maverick: I think that the beer I was going to buy you is going to go to Kratos. I think I'd rather be on his good side than yours. RINGSIDE
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention. Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Incomparable Spyder Gainey welcomes you to The Epicenter tonight for a...FASHIONABLY LATE AND UNCENSORED WRESTLING PROGRAM!!! The capacity crowd of almost twenty seven hundred marked out hard for the announcement that would signal the start of the evening's matches. Chloe DeVille: Ladies and
Gentlemen...the following match will determine the number one contender to
the Primo championship!!!
BACKSTAGE
The camera cuts backstage where the beautiful Dayshia Raye is seen walking alone through the hallway at a slow pace. As she walks, she peers around, seemingly searching for something or someone as she does so. We soon see none other than Aurora Snow coming quietly around the same corner that Dayshia just rounded. Dayshia doesn’t notice though. Aurora leans against the wall just watching her, wondering what she was up to. She of course had her assumptions, either she was trying to avoid her or she was looking for a certain someone that rhymed with Blint Cone, a large smile spreads across her face, all the thought she now had in her mind, if she couldn't be happy then why should the woman and man that betrayed her be happy, it would make her happy to torture them both that was for sure. Aurora pushed herself off the wall and cleared her throat so that Dayshia would notice she was there. Dayshia immediately freezes in her tracks. It's suddenly so quiet you can hear a pin drop. Her head barely turns to see who is vying for her attention. She spots Aurora out the corner of her eye. Dayshia: Shit... Without a word, Dayshia speeds off, first walking at a brisk pace before breaking out into a complete run in four inch heels. Did she just run away....did Dayshia Raye just run from Aurora Snow? Well of course she did, and Aurora loved that idea, obviously she was getting to her and her little plan had worked this far. She was driving Dayshia insane and Clint would soon follow that. They had once played together, perhaps more then once and well now it was Aurora's turn to play. So what did she do? She smiled a large smile, right across her lips and she chased after Dayshia. Shouldn't be too hard to catch a blonde on 4 inch heels. Dayshia: *mumbling* What…does this bitch…want?! The look on Dayshia face wasn’t one of fear. It was more or less one of complete and utter annoyance. Aurora wasn’t her friend. They’d never been friends. But all of a sudden she was always in her goddamn face. Realizing that this has to be handled Dayshia slows down before coming to a complete stop. If Aurora wants to hurt her she would have done it by now. And if she did then how the hell would it look for Dayshia to be running away? Dayshia: Aurora…I umm…could’ve swore I just saw a rat. A really really big one. Huge one. But it’s just you. Aurora came to a stop just after Dayshia, a smirk on her face. How stupid did she think she was, Dayshia was the blond one not her. She'd have to come up with a better excuse then that. Why was she running anyway? Had she figured out her plan to keep her away from Clint? She didn't want him but she didn't want anyone else to have him either it was plain and simple as that. Aurora: Yeah a big rat...is that what we call me these days? Dayshia: You? No, no. Why would I ever call such a pretty woman something like that? She gives a slick grin. Aurora: Why would you indeed. She crosses her arms and sends her a smirk. Aurora: You'd never just run from me either...had to be a huge rat. Wouldn't be explainable any other way, now would it? Gainey should really set some traps around here. She smirks again. This time it was a more sarcastic type of a smirk, the type that says to you what the fuck and who the fuck do you think I am to fall for something so goddamned foolish.. Dayshia just sighs, believing herself to be a (usually) very courtesy and patient woman that was slowly losing sight of that. Dayshia: Traps...yeah. I don't see Spyder setting anything anytime soon. But is there something you want? Anything I can help you with that I didn't last week when we...spent time together? I know I never really called you much after we met up in Vegas. I meant to apologize about that. I figured that's why you've seemed so starved for attention lately. Aurora laughs and leans against the wall. Aurora: Well someone is getting a little impatient now aren't they? I’m not looking to spend time with you, and I’m not looking for your attention. I was given a timeslot on Spyder's show, and I need a co host for the show, and well since you are just walking around here doing absolutely nothing, I figured you'd be the best candidate for the job....but I understand if you cannot handle it. I mean being what you are and all. I mean didn't you come here for the show....O mean what else could you possibly be here for? Oh yes she was going there, she wanted her to admit why she was here, admit to everything she'd done perhaps. Aurora wasn't stupid, she did know what Dayshia was here for, but she liked playing dumb. Dayshia: Being what I am and all? Dayshia crosses her arms over her chest. Dayshia: What is that exactly? Aurora smiles, yeah that’s what she wanted her to get strung up on, but of course she had to lie, and not say exactly what was on her mind. Words like whore, home wrecker, dumb blonde. Aurora: Oh don't get insulted or anything here Dayshia. All I meant was since you’re a dancer and all that’s your forte. Didn't think you'd be into hosting a show and all. Yup she had covered that up real nice. Or so she thinks. Dayshia gives a nod of her head, looking away from Aurora for just a moment. Dayshia: Well, I'm glad you had me in mind. I appreciate it. Gonna give it some real though too. She suddenly smiles again, looking back into Aurora's face as she does so. Dayshia: I gotta run though. But speaking of dancing...have you been to Clint's new club? If you haven't I think you should give it a shot. Club Insatiable. She turns on her heels, beginning to walk in her previous direction while looking over her shoulder at Aurora. With her smirk still on her face Dayshia winks. Dayshia: It's a real knock out. As Aurora stands staring at her, Dayshia walks off and the scene fades. RINGSIDE The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention. Chloe DeVille: This next contest is a non-title match-up and is scheduled for one fall! The lights dim as Higher by the Game bumps out of the PA system. Cameron White ambles onto the entryway bopping his head to the music, hood up with a grin on his face. He strolls down the ramp looking left and right and whatever support he’s getting. Chloe DeVille: Introducing first, from Swansea, Wales! This is the number one contender to the Banned Championship...The Stoned Superstar...CAMERON...WHITE!!! The opening cords to House of the Rising Sun starts to play over the sound system, as Vladimir Kratos makes his out of the entrance ramp, with a look of disgust on his face, to a chorus of boos from the fans. Chloe DeVille: And his opponent! Fighting out of Romania by way of Sapporo, Japan. This is the Uncensored Banned Champion! VLADIMIR KRATOS!!! He walks down the aisle completely ignoring the fans. He walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring. The bell rings and both men stand in the center and lock up. Diablo: Now I don't like the man, because he did steal the Banned Championship on the first edition of Fashionably Late... Maverick: But he did successfully defend it against The Nightmare JXD on the second edition and is taking on his number one contender tonight on the third edition! You can't say he's not a fighting champ! The bell rings and both men stand in the center and lock up. Kratos slips behind White, applies a full nelson, then quickly takes Cameron down with a full nelson slam. He keeps his grip on White as both men move to their feet, then takes him down again with a Japanese Armdrag. Diablo: Kratos is well versed in European technical and Japanese strong style. Maverick: The man is fairly muscular and looks to keep himself in good shape, but also has a whole hell of a lot of scars covering his body, especially on his hands. Diablo: One thing that's known for sure is that Vladimir suffers from a condition called Congenital Insensitivity to Pain and Anhidrosis or CIPA. A genetic disorder that blocks the victims ability to feel pain. While many people would consider that to be a good thing, victims of the disease often die before the age of three. Being unable to feel pain, means that victims of CIPA, do not know when they are injured, do not know when they are damaging themselves, often seriously injuring themselves by not getting injuries treated. Maverick: As we can all see by the deep and bruised cuts on his face left behind last week by The Nightmare JXD. Somehow, Cameron was able to spring up to his feet before Kratos did. White nailed him in the gut with his shoulder and drove that larger man back into a cornerpost. With his head still down, Kratos hammered down on White's back with several solid forearm shots before catching him a knee lift to the face. Kratos continued with his assault of forearm shots then cinched in around White's waist and lifted him up to nail him with a vicious sit out Powerbomb! Diablo: Kratos with a lack of emotion but no lack of skill tonight on Fashionably Late! Maverick: He is showing White what he could be in for at Smokin'! As Rusty Houlihan slid into position to make the count, Kratos swung a leg over White's near leg and quickly wrapped the man up into an Indian Deathlock. He reached down taking each of White's wrists into a hand and crucifixed the man's arms pulling him up off the mat. He slipped a leg free, breaking the Indian Deathlock, then placed a boot on the back of Cameron's head and drove it down into the canvas violently. Diablo: Kratos with a Curb Stomp! Will he go for a pin? Maverick: I don't think he wants to pin White...I think he wants to torture him! And sure enough he did not go for a pinfall. Instead Kratos sprung straight up to the top rope, turned and nailed White with a top rope legdrop! He goes for the cover as Rusty slides into position to make the count. Maverick: ...1...2... Diablo: Vladimir Kratos just pulled Cameron White up off the mat at the last second! Things like that usually have a way to come back and haunt you in Uncensored! White thumbed Kratos in the eye and then hit him with a double thrust chop to the throat as he was making it back up to his feet. White nailed Kratos with a Short Arm Clothesline which sent Kratos down to the mat. He ran through the move, hitting the far side ropes and springing back towards Kratos going for a Roaring Elbow. As he leaped, Kratos nipped up and connected with a brutal Dragon Kick. Maverick: You have got to be shitting me! Diablo: Kratos just whipped out some old school Mortal Kombat with the Lui Kang kick! With White down and seemingly out, Kratos applied an Inverted STF. Maverick: What in the Hell? Diablo: He calls that the Hangman's Clutch! In seconds, Cameron White was tapping out. Rusty Houlihan rushed in to call for the bell and break up the hold. Chloe DeVille: And your winner...VLADIMIR KRATOS!!! Vlad slides outside the ring and grabs a chair. He unfolds it and climbs back into the ring. Maverick: Hasn't the guy done enough? Vlad grabs Cameron and drags him to the ring apron. Vlad picks Cameron up in position for the burning hammer. Diablo: He wouldn't. Enough's enough! Vlad drops Cameron head first on the unfolded chair with the burning hammer. The chair breaks apart and Cameron is laying on the ground, not moving. Maverick: You gotta be shittin me! Diablo: I can't believe this guy. He talks about being a pure wrestler, but he's out here just trying to hurt people! Cameron may have a broken neck thanks to this sick freak. BACKSTAGE
Spyder Gainey: BAD DOG! The Leader of the BANNED smacked his 3 legged pit bull on his hind quarters with a rolled up newspaper backstage in his locker room after what had just gone down between him and Star. Spydie: You's a BAD DOG! The next time you smell cocoa butter backstage...you better bite the tee total shit outta whoever you smell it on! A shadow fell over Spydie and Creeper and he turned quickly, obviously still nervous to see who it was. Aurora Snow had been the one to cast that shadow, surprising really considering her smaller exterior. Her extremely tattooed arms were crossed and she leaned up against the wall, a smirk on her face.Aurora: Expecting someone else perhaps? Spydie: Shiiiiit... He pushed a couple of smallish blunts aside in his ashtray and fished out the biggest one before lighting it up. Spydie: I don't never know what the fuck to expect up in here. What you doing? Aurora: Oh you know walking around, see how much more grief I can put Dayshia through, she's been avoiding me...can't seems to figure out why Aurora giggles, she knew perfectly well why. Spyder ponders this for a moment, he looks like he is thinking hard too. Then hits his blunt again. Spydie: I don't guess I know her so... He grabs his pimp cane and lightly taps her on a shoulder with it. Spydie; Do ya thang. He hit the blunt again. Spydie: So what's good with that show you're gonna do with Danielle? Aurora chuckles and decided to take a seat, he didn't seem to offer that option to her Aurora: This Danielle you speak of, would she happen to be tall...blonde, rather whorish? Spydie: Mmm Hmm. The one I saw you drag away from the Boner last week. Everyone called Clint Bone that, just not to his face. Aurora smirked again.Aurora: Danielle, eh? She's the Dayshia I've been talking about, but whatever you want to call her is fine with me, considering my names for her are far more worst then that. Spydie: I don't get it. If you don't like her, why's she going to co-host with you? Then he had a bright idea while he hit the blunt again. Just as he hadn't offered her a seat, he hadn't offered her the blunt either. Not that he was being rude intentionally, it just never crossed his burned out mind. Spydie: OH!!! You're trying to get some heat started. Boost ratings or some shit. Good call. I like it. Aurora grinned. Aurora: You could say that...but I do have to warn you about something, Dayshia...Danielle... whatever has been lets say involved with my ex husband for quite some time, the whole reason why he's the ex husband mind you......I know what you did, everyone knows what you did obviously it was taped...Clint is going to come looking for you, and well he's planning on sticking your head into the shitter, so to speak. Spydie gulped her, choking out his last hit of weed. His face went a weird shade of white like he was going to pass out. Spydie: Nah...that's my home boy. You don't really think.. Aurora laughs. Aurora: You don't know Clint very well do you darlin? He's coming and he will get you at all costs. Might not be tonight, but it will happen. You fuck with his "woman" he's going to fuck with you. Clint doesn't have friends, he has fuck buddies, whores and acquaintances, and you my dear are an acquaintance. THE MAIN EVENT The match bell sounds three time calling for everyone's attention. Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen...this is your main event of the evening and will decide the Uncensored Primo Championship!!! "Bulls on Parade" hits the P.A. system, pyro shoots out from both sides of the entrance stage. Chloe Deville: Introducing first, Bullrush makes his Uncensored return tonight! The Beast from The East side of Atlanta, Georgia...JAY ... DEEEE ... MOHR!!! He walks out onto the stage, glancing out the crowd before him. He then cracks his neck, shows a confidence and then walks toward the ring.. As he enters the ring, he only prepares for the upcoming match, paying no attention to the fan base or the referee. As he stretches in his corner, he displays a bit more confidence and anticipates the start of the match. Maverick: What warm blooded male wouldn’t want to watch two sexy females rip each other apart? If possible I’m sure J.D. would like to watch just that and then pick one of them out and finish them off. Diablo: J.D. couldn’t be more ready for this match. In the past he has put his mind and body on the line to reach his goal. This time he is willing to lay his life on the line. Mohr wants gold! But, in the past he has made the mistake of thinking his raw power was enough to earn the victory. Tonight, in Uncensored, he needs to be fully aware that his brains and insticts will be needed as well. The lights in the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' Tata Young blares over the PA system and the fans explode in cheers. A few second later Annie Alvarez makes her way from behind the curtain and stands with her hands on her hips. Chloe Deville: Introducing next, from Hollywood, California! This is your current...reigning...AND DEFENDING UNCENSORED PRIMO CHAMPION!!! ANNIE...ALVAREZ!!! She takes in the cheers before heading down the ramp towards the ring. She walks up the steps and stands on the edge of the ring and the lights turn back to full power. She blows kisses to the fans and then bends down and gets in the ring between the first and second ropes. Once in the ring she takes off a t-shirt which read: "YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE" revealing her tank top and throws it into the audience. She waits in the ring with her hands on her hips. Maverick: Has Star stood us up yet again? Shouldn't the champion be the last person announced in a fight? Diablo: I'm thinking that Annie is just anxious to fight and to prove that the fact that she is the Primo Champion was not just a fluke. Annie always thinks shes going to win, and she's never faced someone that she didnt eventually beat. My sources backstage do tell me that she was a bit worried about Star being added to the card, because of her background with Sommersby. Maverick: Annie has never held a womans title, she doesn't think its worth her time! Diablo: Generally if she's in a match against another woman she requests that its a no DQ anything goes match, which could have been a major part in her decision to sign with Uncensored. We wiped our ass on the rule back back in 2005. Maverick: Haven't seen it since! "Bounce" by Rage Against the Machine and Snoop Dogg blasts through the Epicenter and the crowd roars to life. Star stepped out onto the stage, dressed in a hot pink and black lycra bra top matching chaps and bikini bottoms. A simple pink barbell is in her navel but hardly enough to grab onto. Her revealing ensemble gives a near perfect view of her Wicked Good tattoo, courtesy of Spyder Gainey. Chloe Deville: And finally...making her way to the ring tonight by way of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... As Chloe spoke this, Heath Sommersby stepped out onto the staging and began walking towards the ring. He wore black cargo pants, a black t-shirt which read: "SOUTH FLORIDA BOXING GYM". Both he and Star wore matching black armbands with the initials H.J.S. on them. As he was side by side with Star, she began walking in stride to the ring with him. Chloe DeVille: And being accompanied to the ring by her tag team partner Heath Sommersby...STAR!!! Diablo: Where to start?! Well first off, Annie and Star are suddenly connected because they are somewhat involved with the same guy. Or were. I’m not exactly sure at the moment. Star doesn’t have a very high opinion of Ms. Alvarez at all after viewing what occurred with Kirsta Lewis last week in full. Maverick: Allegedly occurred... Diablo: Whatever, Star thinks Annie's complete and utter trash. AND…she still hates Spyder Gainey. The Wicked Good logo is still tattooed on her body. Maverick: Is it supposed to magically disappear or something? Sommersby hopped up onto the ring apron, while Star took the steps. He stepped on the bottom rope, and pulled up on the middle one so that Star could enter the ring. Diablo: Quite frankly, Star looks to be pissed to the point where she is eerily focused. Maverick: Both of her opponents have been talking reckless about her, especially the lovely and talented Annie Alvarez. Diablo: And we've seen how much she likes all of that, dating back to Krissy Delight! Sommersby motions for Mohr and Annie to move back and give them some room. Diablo: The Bad Seeds are in the house! Maverick: How does that damned Sommersby always end up with the best we have to offer? With the best any company has to offer? Star takes the center of the ring. Sommersby slips behind her and places his hands on her hips. His hands slides down her body, then back up and over her breasts, as they slip back down towards her hips again, he tears her chaps off of her. He steps back and slides out of the ring as Rusty Houlihan calls for the bell. Diablo: And our main event is underway! Sommersby takes a seat at the broadcast table next to Maverick. Maverick: Well it looks like it is going to be our distinct pleasure to have the man who is "better than advertised" call this match with us! He pulls on a headset and adjusts the microphone. Sommersby: You know Bill, I sit backstage week after week and wonder how you carry this guy week after week. So I've decided that for Star's triumphant return that I would personally bring some real play by play to go along with your color commentary. Diablo: Now I've heard it all. Sommersby: You watch your fucking mouth old man! Maverick: You heard him! Annie moves right in towards Star who ducks and connects with a chop block on Mohr. Annie came at Star again with a double axe handle smash, but Star moved again and Annie connected with Mohr. Diablo: Annie is going right after Star! Sommersby: But Star is so fast that she can turn off the lights and be in bed before the room is dark. Maverick: I thought Annie was the one out of those two who is fast... Mohr moves to his feet and Annie pops him in the face with a big right hand. She quickly follows that up with a back handed chop to the chest. J.D. stumbles back several steps, so Annie takes advantage and drop kicks him. Mohr stumbles back even further and nearly goes up and over the ropes, but is able to halt the momentum at the last second. Annie charges him and sends an elbow into his neck and whips him into the ropes. As he comes back toward her, she drops and sends him down with a drop toe hold. Diablo: Mohr was able to stop his face from taking the blunt of the blow, but still took shoulder blow. Meanwhile, Annie takes her act to the top rope and waits for Mohr to roll over. As he does, Annie leaps and goes for a high risk manuever. However, Mohr quickly springs to his feet and snatches her out of mid air and throws her over his shoulder. He then takes a couple steps back, before running forward and pounding Annie’s spine into the canvas with a Spinebuster! As soon as they hit the mat however, Star nails Mohr with a Standing Shooting Star Press to break up Mohr's pinning combination! Sommersby: Perfectly executed manuever by The Glittering Goddess. Diablo: A flawless Standing Shooting Star Press. Maverick: She got about twelve feet of air under her too! Diablo: 12 feet huh? Maverick: Measured it myself! Mohr grabs Star and throws her into a headlock. He grinds his arms around her neck and tightens his grip with each twist. Star tries her best to break the hold, but has no luck. As a last ditch effort, Star goes for a knee to the groin, but just misses. In response to the knee, Mohr tightens his grip one last time and then drops Star to the mat with a devastating DDT. He gets back to his feet and stomps Star in the head a few times, before climbing to the second rope turnbuckle. As soon as Star rolls over onto her back, Mohr leaps and lands a perfect leg drop from the Second rope. Diablo: He is known far and wide for that legdrop! Maverick: Heath, that doesn't make you want to get in the ring and help her? Sommersby: Star got this. As long as Spyder or no one else interferes, she's fine. as Mohr went for the pinfall attempt on Star, Annie nailed him in the back of the head with a sitting dropkick to break it up. As he moved to his feet, Annie cinched in around his waist as if to attempt a Powerbomb, then leaped and went for a Sunset Flip. Bullrush was far too large and strong to be taken down like this and as Annie and Mohr struggled against each other Star took him down with a Swinging head scissors take down! Diablo: I don't know if they're trying to work together against J. D. Mohr, but Annie and Star and doing a great job of doing just that right now! Maverick: This is something Annie offered to do to Heath with Star after the match! Sommersby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't they all? As Mohr made it up to his feet, it was just a spilt second slower than he had the time before. This time Star had him measured and split his lips with a Yakuza Kick! Diablo: Shades of Sommersby in that big Yakuza Kick! Maverick: Mohr goes down hard! Bullrush stumbled back a few steps then fell backwards into a corner. His head rested against the bottom turnbuckle and Annie took off towards him running to nail a Bronco Buster! Diablo: Oh she's a "Naughty Girl" Maverick: Like we didn't know that from her run in with Sommersby last week! Annie moved away from him and right back into Star's waiting arms where she was sent down hard to the mat with a Sidewalk Slam! With Annie momentarily out of the way, Star measured Mohr, waiting for him to stand. As he did, and before he reached his full height, Star snapped off a vcious Superkick to the mouth. Diablo: Star calls that one... Sommersby: "Shut up, bitch!" Maverick: Ha! He told you! As he hit the mat, Annie quickly dove onto his chest hooking a leg while Rusty Houlihan slid into position to make the count. Diablo: She has a leg hooked, this could be it! Maverick: ...1...2...3!!! Diablo: J. D. Mohr has been eliminated! Maverick: Annie thinks she has won this match! Diablo: Oh but this is Uncensored and this match has just gotten good! There are two pinfalls in an Uncensored Triple Threat Match so that we can have one clear cut winner! As Mohr rolls out of the ring, Annie begins to celebrate. No bell has sounded calling an end to the match, but this seems to have gone unnoticed by Annie Alvarez. She turns to Star, grabs her hard by the sides of the face and kisses her right on the lips, almost thanking her for helping her win. Maverick: Oh yeah, once more with a little tongue! Star smiled sweetly like that's exactly what she intended to do, and nailed Annie with a straight right hand right to the mouth which bloodied her lips. Annie went back several steps trying to keep her balance and finally when down on her ass. Star charges across the ring at Annie who stood waiting for her with a smirk. Star goes for a hard clothesline that Annie had scalped from the door. She drops down and sends Star sailing over the top rope with a back body drop, but Star’s agility allows her to grasp the top rope and begin pulling herself right back into the ring. Diablo: Star is "Skinning the Cat" while Annie has her back turned gloating! She then reaches for Annie and grabs a fist full of her hair. Star spins Annie around to face her and then releasing the grip on her hair, cinches in around her waist and lifts her up for a "Hotshot", bouncing Annie off the rope throat first in the process. The force of the blow causes Annie to hit the mat hard, clutching her neck with both hands. Star wastes no time heading under the mat to retrieve her trusty friend, the steel chain. She slides it out from under the ring just as Annie begins to climb to her feet. Star leaps back up onto the apron and enters the ring, wrapping the chain around her first as she does so. As soon as Annie is up completely Star flattens her again by smashing her in the mouth with her steel covered fist. Maverick: Annie is bleeding profusely out of her mouth now! Diablo: Star needs to be careful, she could break her own hand the way she is using that chain as a weapon. Star then then straddles her and unleashes a world of punches with that same fist, punishing Annie until her own blood was smeared across her face. She jumps up quickly, dragging Annie with her by the hair over to the corner where she quickly shoves her forward. Tossing the chain to the side, Star then rips away the cover of the top turnbuckle and starts to climb up with Annie in tow. As the crowd screams wildly, Star leaps into the air and smashes Annie’s face into the exposed turnbuckle with a modified version of her "Mundane Makeover". Maverick: That was brutal. That was vicious. That was just plain uncensored! Diablo: And in Uncensored...we ain't havin' fun... The crowd who was already jacked and into the match, marked out and screamed it out right along with him. Diablo: Til somebody dials 9-1-1!!! Annie was down, but not quite out on the mat. She lay flat on her back looking up at the lights, trying to get her senses and barings. Star shoves her over nto her stomach, then grabs Annie's right leg by the ankle and rapes it over the back of her own neck. She then uses her arms to force Annie's shin and thigh down, thereby placing pressure on the her knee. Star rocked back and got lower and lower until the point came that she was actually sitting down on the back of Annie's head. Maverick: I've never seen anything like this! Diablo: Neither have I and it looks to be monumentally painful. Sommersby: That...is The Sakai Stretch. Taught to myself and Star by the late, the great, the legendary Haruki Sakai. And if I can't get out of that, no one can! Maverick: Heath, you've got some fucked up friends! Limber though! Star had so much pressure on Annie's knee and lower back, there was nothing to do but tap out. But with the way she was sitting on the back of Annie's head and neck to apply the pressure of this, Annie couldn't get her hand up off the mat far enough to accomplish this. Just then, the Halloween Movie theme hit the speakers...and Michael Myers entered the Epicenter. Diablo: And we have found ourselves at the intersection of pins and needles! Maverick: Wow, that's a tall Michael Myers! Sommersby: Yeah, it is, isn't it? With those words, Sommersby tore off his headset and took off running around the ring towards Michael Myers. When he was about half way around the ring, another Michael Myers came out from under the ring. Diablo: What? The first Michael Myers carried no weapon, the second who'd srpung up from under the ring had a toilet seat in hand. Maverick: I wonder if that means what I think it means? If the first Michael Myers' and Sommersby's reaction to him didn't answer Maverick's question, the next two interferences would. But before those things happened, Michael Myers held his toilet seat out towards the other Michael Myers and then pointed down into it. When this happened, the first one, the oddly tall one began retreating. Then the second Michael Myers dropped the toilet seat and charged him, he grabbed him as if to give him a hug and then nailed an overhead belly to belly suplex. Diablo: Michael Myers just turned his twin upside down and inside out with that suplex! As the second Michael made it to his feet, he tore his mask off to make certain the man he'd just suplexed knew exactly who he was. Maverick: CLINT BONE! IT IS THE SELF PROCLAIMED BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER ON THE PLANET! Meanwhile back in the ring, Star kept The Sakai Stretch on Annie who was still bleeding hard from the mouth and lying in a small spreading pool of her own blood. Diablo: I think I know who that first Michael Myers is, and the former Mrs. Bone tried to warn him! As Michael Myers moved to his feet, Bone took off running and nailed him with a sick Yakuza Kick.. Diablo: BONE APPETIT! Clint Bone reached down and tore the mask off, and revealed the man that was interfering to be none other than... Maverick: IT'S SPYDER GAINEY! SPYDER TRIED TO ROB STAR OF THE PRIMO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Bone throttled Spyder by the throat and turned him towards the ring, forcing him to watch Star who still had The Sakai Stretch locked in tight on Annie Alvarez. Diablo: Annie is either double tough, or she simply CAN'T tap out to this vixcious submission manuever! Rusty Houlihan checked Annie, found her passed out and called for the bell. He turned and tried to break the hold, but Star wasn't having it, she held on tight. Sommersby grabbed the Primo Title off the broadcast table and slid into the ring. When Star saw Heath with the belt, she released Annie, stood and held both arms up. Chloe DeVille: YOUR WINNER... Heath stood behind Star and strapped the belt around her waist. As he did this, Star looked down at Spyder Gainey who was still in Clint Bone's grip...and spit right in his face! Chloe DeVille: ...AND THE NEW UNCENSORED PRIMO CHAMPION...STAR LITHEGOS!!! Bone slammed Spyder down face first onto the ring, softening him up for what was surely coming next. Sommersby shoved Rusty Houlihan away from Star and thrust her arm into the air in victory himself. Maverick: What a showing by Annie Alvarez! She would not tap! Diablo: Holy shit! Look what we have here! Behind Clint Bone's back, Aurora Snow slipped over the guard rail at ringside with a steel chair in hand. As he slammed Spyder down face first onto the ring again and again, she slipped up behind him. As she did...Bone's current flame, Dayshia Raye ran into The Epicenter as quickly as she could on her four inch heels. Either instinct took over, or she heard her coming, but at the last possible second with her steel chair raised, drawn back and ready to strike Bone, she whirled and laid Dayshia out!!! Maverick: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! THEY HEARD THAT CHAIR SHOT DOWN THE STREET AT THE OFFICE PUB! Diablo: CLINT BONE HEARD IT TOO!!! Bone turned and saw what had happened. He slowly released Spyder and took a step towards Aurora. She pulled the chair back, just daring him. He took another step and she swung, nailing him even harder than Dayshia. Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN ME! Bone did not budge. He did not even appear to be bothered. Then...he motioned to her for another. Diablo: RUN AURORA! THAT HARD HEAD SUM BITCH CAN TAKE THOSE SHOTS ALL NIGHT LONG! Aurora took a running start and nailed him again. She hit him so hard that the vibrations in the chair caused her to drop it. When she did, Bone reached back and slapped her like he'd always wanted to when they were married. The slap drove Aurora back into the guardrail at ringside, causing more damage to her back than to her pride. Then with an uncanny speed, Bone was upon her. He lifted her up over his head and launched her into the fifth row of the crowd! Maverick: IT'S SETTLED! THAT...IS THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER ON THE PLANET!!! Diablo: I WOULDN'T DEBATE IT FOR A MILLION BUCKS! Then, to let everyone know what time it was, Bone picked up the bent up chair, and slammed it down on his own head repeatedly and harder each time. The crowd counted it off as he did, all the way to ten. When he was down, he tossed it aside...and inadvertantly into the ring. Bone bent down and picked up Dayshia. With his hands full, he began kicking Spyder Gainey. Maverick: He is kicking Spyder UP the entrance ramp towards the backstage area! Diablo: I hope Spydie's swirlie insurance is paid up...because that son of a bitch is going in head first tonight! Star, Sommersby and everyone else in the Epicenter watched what had occurred between Bone, Spyder, Aurora and Dayshia and no one had been paying any attention to Annie Alvarez. She had finally come back to consciousness and had found the steel chair that Bone had just cast aside. Seeing Star with the Primo title on, she grabbed the chair and landed a truly sickening blow to the back of Star's head which sent her through the middle and top ropes and down onto the concrete floor below. She glared at Sommersby and pointed down next to her, silently demanding that he leave with her. Maverick: Now...we're at the intersection of pins and needles! Who's he gonna bang tonight?!?!? Heath didnn;t even act like Annie existed. He turned to leave the ring and check on Star, and Annie damn near took his head off with a chair shot! Sommersby's head wasn't nearly as hard as Bone's. He went down like he'd been shot with a Rifle, but that did not stop Annie, she slammed the chair down on his head again and again then kicked him in the ribs until he rolled out of the ring down next to Star. Diablo: What a night...and what a main event! Maverick: I am spent! Somebody beer me...PLEASE! Diablo: And out of loyalty to The Incomparable Spyder Gainey...I have just one more thing to say before Clint Bone can get him into a bathroom... Maverick: Oh yeah? What's that? Diablo: So long! From the sunshine state!!!
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