Chiyodi Gardens is a botanical extravaganza for about six months out of the year. Due to the extreme weather of Sapporo it has been closed off to the general public since the beginning of November. The experience that it offers the senses is legendary. Serenity is the only thing on the menu in Chiyodi Gardens for 364 days out of 2005. It lies in the center of Sapporo, separating the city into North and South. The park stretches over twelve blocks and offers pleasant green space during the warmer months, while staging the annual Sapporo Snow Festival in February. At the eastern end of Chiyodi Gardens stands the TV Tower with an observation deck that offers nice views of the botanicals and the city of Sapporo.

On the first Sunday of December with the wind chill factor dancing in the single digits and freezing rain falling, the cameras centered on a ring who's ropes were still being assembled as the show began. The cameras zoomed in on two mountains of clothing behind a folding table at ringside. As the feed went live to the MegaTron on the TV Tower a near riot was incited with six words and a simple guitar riff in this normally peaceful and serene world...

Diablo: What's up motherfuckers?

It wasn't even close. They didn't even try, they wanted it to be bad. It sounded nothing like Diablo...and the voice DID NOT synchronize with his lips!!!

Maverick: YOU FOUND US!!!

Neither did his! They looked like American actors in bad Godzilla movies! And then for weeks, it had been rumored that Audioslave would be live in Miami to play their song "Your time has come" to be the theme of Uncensored's Smokin' December Pay Per View, but as they took the stage under the MegaTron Chris Cornell strummed his guitar playing "Doesn't Remind Me", then he sang: "I walked the streets of Japan...til I got lost" and Sapporo was changed just a little bit forever.

Only about fourteen thousand people showed up for this event which was free of charge for the locals, but they all seemed to be showing how much they liked the song by breaking virtually anything in sight. By the time the band finished that song and got to "Your time has come" to really kick the show off, nearly half of the back end of the twelve block party was on fire. The trash cans they'd used to heat themselves with were emptied onto the ground and used as either shields or weapons! The ring, which was not even put together yet had been taken over by them and was by far the wildest and most violent mosh pit in the entire park! No police, No firemen, and no ambulances could get within fifty yards of the ring. Maverick and Diablo were lost in the melee and not heard from, their electronic headgear assumed to have been looted or destroyed. 

Finally the Uncensored superstars began to descend on their ring taking it back from the locals. Most of them treated the situation as a battle royal, only wanting to clear the ring and save it from total destruction, rather than hurt anyone. When the ring was cleared, of all fans and only superstars stood, Kyra took a cheap shot at Kaiya. "Quick" Casey was there to keep them apart, looking for any sign of order at ringside. Paddy Houlihan had an empty bottle and broke it over someone's head, doing his best to clear a spot for a new table.

Kyra rips loose of Casey's grip going right at Kaiya who ducked her clothesline. As Kyra bounced off the ropes, Casey caught her, again stopping the fight until the show was ready to begin. The first recognizable face in the crowd was that of Diablo's only son, Sancho Vargas. As quickly as he was seen, his young wife Sadie was noticed, they were running new cable down towards where Paddy Houlihan was clearing a spot for their broadcasting position. By now, the Uncensored superstars had taken almost a lumberjack's position around the ring. Not only protecting it, but actually finishing to construct it for the show.

Maverick: IT'S OFFICIAL!!

They had finally secured their spot at ringside, and had their power source restored.

Maverick: NASA can see us from outer space baby and I mean without a satellite!

Diablo: This is Uncensored...you know how we do...

And they did too. The Japanese fans are notoriously the most loyal and knowledgeable wrestling fans on the planet. In fact, the reason Uncensored chose Japan as it's new territory was simple, they buy our shit and give us more money than America. The Uncensored pay per view buyrates are the highest here in Japan than they were anywhere else for the small company. They ate this Uncensored stuff like it was rolled up in an egg roll, deep fried and served up on a silver platter to them and there were fourteen thousand deep ready to show it. You couldn't even hear Diablo when he said it...

Diablo: We ain't havin' fun til, somebody's dialin' 9-1-1!!!

Then with no introductions or even much prior warning outside of the Globally posted event card, the match bell sounded off three times and it really got loud in downtown Sapporo.

Maverick: Are we off? Are we underway?

Diablo: This is it...this is the girl fight!

Maverick: Well show us your tits ladies!!!

Kaiya goes to punch Kyra, but Kyra puts her hands up in front of her chest, pleading for her not to do it. Kaiya looks at her, not sure what to do, but then she smiles and puts her hand back down by her side. Kyra smiles and extends her hand towards Kaiya, who gives her a firm handshake. They both turn to the crowd and raise their hands up into the air before bowing, as if they had just got done performing some sort of play onstage. The fans have a mixed reaction - some boo because they feel like they've been screwed out of a 'Show Us Your Tits' match, and the others are just confused. Kyra asks for a mic and gets one before speaking.

Kyra: "What? You thought you were going to see us topless?"

The fans cheer.

Kyra: "Too damn bad. We wouldn't show you people our chests if you paid for it... oh, wait... you did."

Both women laugh.

Maverick: But they would have damn it!

Kyra: "What you see here - Kaiya and I - is the beginning of a new partnership. What you have before you in all of our beautiful and unmatched glory, is Uncensored's newest tag team - Sugar N Spice. Now which of us is which, you'll have to find out for yourself... but one thing's for sure.. we aren't gonna take any shit from any of you -"

She points to the fans.

Kyra: "...any of you..."

She points to Maverick and Diablo.

Kyra: "... and especially none of you."

Diablo: So maybe she couldn't see under the table...

She points out at everyone.

Kyra: "If any of you think you can take us on and win, we'll be ready and waiting."

Diablo: Now I know how Javi and Nato usually feel at our Spanish announce table!

Diablo: He's got that look in his eye!

Maverick: He looks like he doesn't know where the hell he's at!

Diablo: That's what I'm sayin'!

Maverick: He's looking for somebody!

Diablo: No shit Dick Tracy! He's looking for Seraphis!

Diablo: Don't start that shit...and don't you encourage him!

Maverick: Somebody call La-Z-Boy and cancel their sponsorships...Trinity damn sure don't sell chairs!

Diablo: That first match was a wash, but it looks like our Ground Xero Championship match is kicking off right...about...

Maverick: NOW!!!

Scavenger went down hard as she smashed him across the back of the head with the ring bell, but only to one knee, catching himself on the guardrail at ringside. Dropping the ring bell, she took him by the hair of his head and tried to smash it off the guardrail. Scavenger blocked it with much longer arms and a well placed elbow to the sternum. Catching her as she doubled over with a front facelock, Scavenger dropped her down hard onto that ring bell with a DDT.

Diablo: What a vicious DDT, just coming from out of nowhere with it!

Maverick: And that ring bell really backfired on her there. Looks like Scavenger can go back to looking for Seraphis for a few minutes...

At this time about a half a dozen young Japanese boys came out with push brooms and began to clear any and all debris from the TV Tower where the wrestlers were making their entrances, on down to and around the ring. The biggest and bravest boy even hoped up into the ring quickly to sweep it down.

Maverick: What's going on here...this match isn't over!

Diablo: I'm thinking that this match...just got uncensored in a big way!

As Diablo spoke, the MegaTron at the TV Tower went all static. Very loud and disturbing static with an eerie and unnatural quality that made you think of "White Noise" and the phenomenon that the dead can communicate through this medium.

Diablo: Did you hear that?

Maverick: That's creepy as fuck...somebody change the channel.

Diablo: Shut up! I just heard it again! Someone is distinctly calling out for...

And then the static was gone and in it's place remained the one and only...Spyder Gainey. He'd been gone since September but by their reaction he'd never be forgotten. He stood glaring into the camera, obviously enraged about something. The time stamping on the lower right corner of the screen showed June 12, 2005, and it was quickly obvious who has anger was directed towards:

Spyder Gainey: You listen to me Seraphis...and you listen good because I will not be repeating this. I've know you for a while now and you've always been a hard worker...until lately. You been drinking too much.

Diablo: I KNEW I heard him calling out for Seraphis!

Maverick: Wow, dated info there...that was back when Seraphis drank!

On the MegaTron, his promo continued...

Spyder Gainey: Now either ask me for a week off and get your shit straight, or you show up and fight when I book you to. Now I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here because I do know you, and I believe that since you did no show on me that there was a life threatening issue that prevented it. But should it happen again, particularly next week in Ft. Lauderdale I will be sending a certain Holmes to find your ass and see exactly what is wrong with it.

And in that second the bright white noisy static returned an screamed Seraphis' name before disappearing. A spotlight finally found Chloe DeVille for the first time so far in the evening.

Chloe DeVille: WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS!?!?!

Still, those young boys swept down the ringside area. By now Trinity was being helped up by Heath who was finally up himself.

Chloe DeVille: This match will decide your Uncensored Ground Xero Champion and is already in progress!!!

Heath hit Scavenger from behind with a chop block as Trinity bulldogged him down hard onto the frozen ground at ringside. About twenty feet away at the TV Tower, the boys with the brooms were now setting up pyros three feet apart.

Chloe: Ladies and Gentlemen...this is your current...reigning...and DEFENDING UNCENSORED GROUND XERO CHAMPION!!!

Trinity took one side of the walkway, Heath took the other, waiting to strike.

Chloe: He hails from the Jersey Shore....

Trinity gave Heath the cue and they took off running up the steel ramp, halfway up two dozen crimson pyros exploded simultaneously as the hard power chord of "Prince Charming" by Metallica exploded from the p.a. system.

Chloe: Seraphis!!!

If the explosion didn't stop them, then it had to have been that single musical note. And sure enough, Seraphis entered the ring as Trinity's older brother's music played. He was upside down and locked in tight. Both Seraphis' legs kicked like a cockroach's in it's death throes.

Diablo: That ain't no Urban Legend...THAT is the second coming!

The Babyfaced Assassin Deuce Holmes stepped out from behind the curtain wearing only a traditional Gi bottoms, black with crimson writing up one leg in Japanese. A black belt with eleven crimson stripes was cinched tight around his waist. He held Seraphis upside down, his shoulders held in the crooks of his arms and he held the man's legs tight behind the knees in front of him as he walked straight towards Heath Sommersby. The second Heath took a step back from Deuce, he dropped Seraphis down hard on the top of his head.

Diablo: IT'S DEVIL'S NIGHT!

Maverick: That was October...this is Tsunami!

Diablo: Try and keep up with us here...

Maverick: That's what I'm trying to say!

Diablo: Moron!

Immediately he was back up and in Heath's face. Sommersby tried to backtrack but Holmes kept moving slowly towards him.

Maverick: Well I'm no moron...but any moron can see that there's nothing but bad blood between Trinity's brother and the guy who putting the balls to her.

Diablo: You've got such a way with words were you're right! The only thing cruder around here than your descriptive talents are Holmes' feelings for Sommersby!

Seizing the obvious opportunity, Trinity fell onto Seraphis, going for a quick and easy pinfall. before "Quick" Casey could even get into position to make the count, Scavenger pulled her off of him by an ankle. Just as Deuce landed a stiff left to the point of Sommersby's chin, Trinity leaped with Scavenger still holding onto her ankle landing an Insiguri kick. She broke free of Scavenger's grip, spinning away and clipping the back of Deuce's knee as she did. Before you could say "triangle choke hold" he had one locked in tight around her throat and she was tapping out hard and fast on his upper thigh. Not knowing who it was or even caring he pulling Sommersby to him by the hair of his head to lock in a Half Nelson Choke.

Maverick: I don't know if he even knows who he has in that Triangle Choke Hold!

Scavenger pulls Seraphis up and whips him hard into the steel steps at ringside, following him in running and nearly decapitating him with a clothesline. He knocked Seraphis over the steel steps backwards down onto his head. Quickly Scavenger was back on him and rolling him into the ring.

Diablo: What an epic battle these two warriors had on Black Sunday for this very same Ground Xero Title!

Maverick: Scavenger with a little help from "Three Amigos" to set up the Spear and the big win that night.

Scavenger whips Seraphis into the ropes and levels him with a big boot. A lateral press followed but the Champion kicked out at two.

Diablo: Who's neck is going to break first down on the frozen ice at ringside?

"Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers and the crowd gave little reaction having never heard this song before at an Uncensored event.

Maverick: I'd know those bouncing boobies anywhere! That's Samara Holmes!!!

Deuce released the hold on Trinity to stand, still holding on tightly to Sommersby who was nearly out on his feet. Immediately Samara went to Trinity's aid, but Deuce's voice cut through the crowd noise to her ears. He held Heath out for her, it was a shot that no Holmes should have been able to resist, but thanks to her loyalties to Trinity and hell's Fury, she tried...until Deuce caught her eye. It was seemingly automatic when he did, Trinity was forgotten and she reached way back and slammed her small fist down hard onto the bridge of Sommersby's nose. it was not a shot to pacify Deuce either, she smacked him like he owed her money and she was tired of waiting for it and taking it out of his ass. As Heath fell from Deuce's grasp, Scavenger leaped from the top rope to nail the big elbow drop on Seraphis and score the first pinfall in this uncensored triple threat.

Diablo: Scavenger just scored a big pinfall on the champion while Trinity seems to be in the middle of a family dispute on the outside.

Maverick: It's like she came into this fight with no strategy whatsoever!!

As Samara and Deuce kicked and pummeled Sommersby on the outside, Scavenger climbed the ropes again, this time pausing, laying in wait. Trinity began to regain her senses and saw Deuce and Samara and what they were doing. She pulled herself up shouting to them, never even seeing Scavenger coming...

Maverick: A Spear! It's a Spear!!!

Diablo: Scavenger just speared her right out of one of her wrestling boots!!!

Casey slid almost six feet on the ice at ringside right into position to make the count...

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!!

Diablo: Scavenger did it!

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and gentlemen...your winner and NEW Ground Xero Champion...SCAVENGER!

Maverick: Yep...Scavenger made it through the fight...but his chair didn't!!!

The cameras focused on the smashed yellow chair on the ground at ringside until everyone's attention was stolen by the MegaTron.

We are taken to a spot under the large TV Tower used as makeshift locker rooms. Standing there is Harley Abate and with her is the Premier Champion Kirsta Lewis. Harley has a mic in one hand and a clipboard in the other.

Harley: Hello Kirsta, First I would like to thank you for giving me a few minutes of your time tonight. I would like to talk about some of the events that went down at our last Dominance event  at Germain Arena if that’s ok with you.

Kirsta knew this was coming so she had prepared herself for what she knew everyone would want to know.

Kirsta: That’s ok Harley it was expected so go ahead. Please make it brief if you would. I do have a match to get ready for.

Harley: First off, can I get your take on the big announcement that Snake Ridge and JXD were in fact brothers?

Kirsta: Harley to be honest I could give a rat's ass about either one of them but it really came as no big surprise to me that they are brothers. With all the similarities in their past I kind of figured they were related in some way or another. They were just too much alike and had a lot of the same things happen to them. There was definitely a connection between them and I think everyone saw it.

Harley nods at Kirsta’s response in agreement.

Harley: Kirsta this is a question that I am sure that is on everyone's mind. All the time leading into our last show at Estero Florida, we heard that you got word that Blade was injured in a fall off of your roof in Ft Lauderdale. You were told that he was in serious condition. Then during your match with JXD he appeared and didn’t look injured at all. Did you have some sort of a plan and did you know what was going on? There has been rumors floating around that it was all some big hoax...

Kirsta takes in a deep breath before she answers.

Kirsta: I know it looked as if it could be some major swerve and to help me win the match with JXD but it wasn’t. I honestly don’t know what was going on in his mind. I was devastated upon hearing he was in the hospital. I had plans of leaving Estero right after the match to take a flight to be at his bedside. I was just as shocked as anyone to see him in the arena that night. His stupidity cost him his life.

Harley: I am truly sorry for your loss Kirsta I can’t imagine what you felt seeing him die right before your eyes. Who do you feel is responsible for his death Kirsta? The city officials are laying blame on The Man Upstairs, D. Simon Reynolds.

Kirsta: I don’t blame Mr. Reynolds at all. None of it was his fault. He shouldn’t be the one who is in jail. The main person I blame for all of this, Blade's Death and Mr. Reynolds being taken off in handcuffs to the county jail is all Snake Ridge’s fault. He is totally and directly responsible for the whole thing. Tonight We will be making him pay for what he did tonight. He can’t get away with it. Now if you will excuse me Harley I need to get ready for my match.

Kirsta hands Harley the mic back and she turns around to leave. The MegaTron at the TV Tower goes to static and as it clears, standing there is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah, Snake Ridge. All the hardcore Japanese blood marks start to go nuts.

Ridge: Well, here I am back in the country where I made a name for myself and back wrestling in front of the fans that made me wrestling's Hardcore Jesus. These fans remember me. The fans in this country never forget. They remember all the barbwire matches I've been in, all the light tube matches and explosion matches I've been in. And Mystic, after tonight, they'll remember how I made an example out of you and regained the Banned title, just like how I never forgot about how you screwed me out of my shot at the Premier title. Mystic, I know you think it's my fault Blade is dead. It may be, but if you aren't careful, you might end up sharing his fate. And Kirsta, don't think sending your bitch after me has made me forget about you. I saw that little promo you and Mystic cut, and I know how much this means to you.

Ridge reaches into his pocket and pulls out the necklace that Blade left for Kirsta.

Ridge: You really should be more careful about leaving things this important to you in your locker room where anyone can just walk in and grab them. Now I know you're probably watching this and wondering what I'm going to do with it. I could cut it up into little pieces and send them to you one by one, but that's to unoriginal. I could melt it down, make a blade out of it and carve you up with it, but it wouldn't do as much damage to you as other things. I could challenge you to a ladder match where we put this and the Premier title above the ring, but you're going to lose the belt to JXD later tonight, so that won't work. I could hold it over a blowtorch and try to blackmail you into making your match against JXD tonight a cage match, but you're so scared of facing us without someone there to help you that you would never agree to it. Since this is all that you have to remember Blade by, I might as well stick it where everything else about Blade belongs.

Ridge holds the necklace over a toilet and drops it in. Ridge flushes the toilet and walks off.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is for one fall...and WILL decide the Uncensored BANNED Championship!!! In the ring already, from Los Angeles, California...X-Rated Jonathan Adams!!

There was little to no reaction from the crowd until Black Label Society's Suicide Messiah starts to play over the sound system and the fans in Chiyodi Gardens are on their feet going nuts.

Chloe: Introducing next...fighting out of Detroit, Michigan...he is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah...SNAKE...RIDGE!!!

Ridge walks through the entrance wearing a torn up pair of black leather pants with Japanese symbols sewn onto the sides and a black hoodie with the hood up as fresh snow flurries reign down on him. He is carrying a barbwire baseball bat with him as he starts to walk the aisle ignoring the fans. His face shows no emotion at all as he enters the ring. Adams comes over to him, perhaps to talk strategy, when Ridge nails him with a hard shot with a closed fist and then a hard knife edged chop knocking Adams back into the ropes. As "Quick" Casey called for the bell to kick off the match, "My Immortal" by Evanescence hits the speakers.

Chloe: And entering the ring last...this is your current, reigning and DEFENDING Uncensored BANNED Champion!!! From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida...MYSTIC!!!

Sprinting to the ring holding the belt, she slides into the ring as Ridge slams the business end of his bat into Adams' gut, dragging it up towards his face. As Mystic came towards him, Ridge turned swinging the bat, she ducked and clotheslined Adams over the top rope. As she hit the ropes and bounced back towards Ridge going for a springboard elbow smash, he burst her balloon with a stiff Yakuza kick.

Maverick: That's going to leave a mark.

Diablo: I'm thinking Ridge has barely started to leave marks on Adams and Mystic yet!

Adams pulled himself up with the ring apron and Ridge reached over the ropes and helped him up. Turning him as he pulled, Ridge hammered Adams' chest with a few stiff forearm shot before locking in a full nelson.

Maverick: Adams on one side of the ropes, Ridge with a full nelson applied from the other side.

Diablo: Oh what a Dragon Suplex right there! he just dropped Adams down hard on the back of his head.

Maverick: And that ring is as hard as concrete...it's frozen solid!

Ridge steps over the the downed Mystic smirking as he picked up his bat. Ridge puts her in position for a camel clutch, but Ridge grabs the barbwire bat, presses it against Mystic's forehead and pulls back, driving the barbwire into Mystic's flesh.

Diablo: And Ridge has this match well under control! He is cruising to a big win with the Banned Championship on the line here in Sapporo.

Ridge drops Mystic and goes back to working on X Rated. He whips Adams into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Ridge picks up Adams, turns him upside down and puts him in the Tree of Woe. Ridge grabs the barbwire bat, lifts it over his head and swings down right onto Adams' groin!

Maverick: Now THAT was just unnecessary!

Mystic is by the ring ropes bleeding badly, she reaches down into her boot and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. She slides them on and watches the action waiting for when Ridge makes his way back to her. With Adams more than taken care of, he goes to pick her up she nails him with a firm hard right to his jaw knocking him back and down to the mat. She jumps to the floor and reaches under the ring apron, she pulls out her sledge hammer and lays it in the ring, it has been customizes since the last we saw her use it, At the end of the handle is barbed wire wrapped tightly around it with shards of glass embedded in it. Jumping back into the ring she goes after the downed Adams, hitting him in the head with the sledgehammer! She drops it and goes for the pinfall, hooking his leg.

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!! Mercifully, Adams is out of this!

Mystic is up fast, grabbing the sledgehammer, as Ridge comes up after her she uses the end of the hammer and swings it to his face ripping it open with the barbed wire and glass cutting him deeply. She continues to swing the sledgehammer wildly into his kidneys and gut.

Diablo: It's getting uncensored in there!

Ridge's ex-girlfriend Eva Riot comes running into the ring from within the crowd carrying several light tubes with her. Mystic steps back, her sledgehammer on her shoulder like a Louisville Slugger.

Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!!!

Diablo: I'll tell you what...if I was Snake Ridge...I doubt I'd trust this crazy bitch! The last time we saw her...she stabbed him in the back. Literally!!!

She goes over to Ridge and says something to him...

Maverick: DON'T TRUST HER RIDGE...DON'T TRUST HER!

Just then, she slaps him across the face. As Ridge is stunned, Eva takes a light tube and breaks it over Ridge's head. Eva looks over at Mystic and we can hear her tell Mystic "kick his ass." Mystic turns her back to Eva and starts putting the boots to Ridge. Eva takes a bundle of light tubes and swings them across the back of Mystic's head causing an explosion of broken glass and white powder!

Maverick: TRUST HER RIDGE...TRUST HER!!!

Eva walks over to Ridge an extends her hand. Ridge takes it and she helps him to his feet. They exchange a quick hug as the fans are cheering a bit. Ridge and Eva both grab chair and they both climb to the top turnbuckle near Mystic. Ridge is facing toward herm Eva's facing away from her and they both jump. Ridge hits a leg drop and puts the chair under his leg, while Eva nails a moonsault while holding a chair. They both hit Mystic at the same time with a sick thud!!!

Diablo: What a heinous...heinous assault!

Giving Mystic no opportunity to recover, Ridge fell on her covering Mystic with a cocky pin, forearm down across her face and not even hooking a leg.

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!!

Diablo: What a sick and simply brutal match! hard to believe what our Uncensored superstars are willing to put themselves through week after week!

Chloe: Your winner...and the new BANNED Champion...SNAKE...RIDGE!!!

Eva grabbed the Banned belt and put it down over Ridge's shoulder as "Suicide Messiah" hit the speakers once more. He snatched his raised hand away from "Quick" Casey and strapped the belt around his waist. Ridge went straight to Adams who was still down in the ring. He pulled him up and hurled him over the top rope with a running start and a handful of hair down to the hard ice below. Ridge turned looking down at Mystic as he began shouting instructions to Eva. She pulled Mystic up and looked as if she were going for a back suplex, but hung her legs out over the top rope and holding her there for Ridge who began to climb.

Maverick: That sonuvabitch is going to break my damned table!

Diablo: Not if I can help it, grab an end and get it out of his way!

The broadcaster's grabbed the 4th table of the night and slid it out of harm's way as Ridge pulled Mystic up into a standing position. From out of the crowd, ran Deuce Holmes in street clothes. As Eva turned to face him, he spit his mysterious red mist in her face!

Diablo: And she just got a big hit of the Panama Red!

Maverick: But what the hell is he doing back out here?

Diablo: Alot of people use green or even a purple mist...I only know one guy who uses red anymore and Japan is the only place on Earth that isn't trying to ban the red mist.

Holmes hit Ridge with a low blow and as he fell backwards, he was caught by the chin and dropped hard with a falling back to back neckbreaker. As Ridge fell backwards he pulled Mystic with him, who corkscrewed and took out a blinded Eva with a cross body block. Holmes caught Ridge's foot, ankle locked it then fell to the mat to grapevine the leg. He released the ankle lock to somersault forwards applying a grapevined stepover toe hold. Flashbulbs popped across the park when Holmes fell onto him applying the most basic sleeper hold in wrestling.

Maverick: Well all that's left now is the explanation!

Diablo: I'm not so sure about that!

As Ridge went limp, Holmes dropped him to the mat. Mystic cleared Eva out of the ring unceremoniously over the top rope. She turned in time to see Holmes take the BANNED Championship belt, toss it over his own shoulder and back up to the ring ropes where with an arm over the top backflipped down onto the ground. Turning, he began to head up to the TV Tower repositioning the BANNED Championship on his shoulder.

Maverick: Well it looks like we aren't the only ones who are dying to know what the hell is going on here. Harley Abate is waiting on Deuce Holmes right there under the TV Tower at the head of the park.

Diablo: That is another reason in itself to get Uncensored back indoors...it's freezing in Sapporo this time of year! Harley's got on way too many clothes!

Maverick: Finally...we agree on something!  

Diablo: Well she's looking good anyway, so let's see if she can get the scoop from The Babyfaced Assassin...Deuce Holmes.

Harley Abate stands awaiting the arrival of Deuce Holmes from the ringside area. He walked slow and cocky as was his trademark. He did not especially have to move very quickly for anyone and knew it.

Harley: Ladies and gentlemen...I am being joined now by a man who is known the world over and yet thought of almost as an urban legend. Deuce...

He interrupted her:

Deuce: And you are looking lovely as always Harley.

Harley: Why thank you. And you were looking...well let me just say in very rare form tonight...any comments?

Deuce: Well first of all let me say this, alot of people had alot of opinions about Spyder Gainey and alot of people are going to have alot of opinions about me dropping Seraphis on his head out there tonight. Why did I do that? Same reason that I do almost anything else I do...it was a job. Someone called me up and paid me. Nothing personal. Spyder called me up almost six months ago and he paid for this job. I don't steal from a dead man...me and Spyder are squared up now.

Harley: Well were you paid to interfere on Mystic's behalf just now?

Deuce: No...I wouldn't go so far as to say I was paid to do...that. That was simply for my own amusement...I mean I was paid to BAN the BANNED Championship once and for all tonight here in Sapporo.

Harley: You can't be serious.

Deuce: Actually...I couldn't be more serious.

Harley: And this came down...

Deuce: ...From the Man Upstairs himself.

Harley: But he is incarcerated in Miami! He didn't even show up for the Thanksgiving dinner that he invited everyone to!

Deuce: He sure didn't...

Harley: So...how...when?

Deuce: Thanksgiving.

Shaking her head and giving up, she simply handed him the mic and walked off.

Deuce: I had me a big ole turkey too. Tracked him all morning before I trapped him. I didn't want to show up to the most notorious Thanksgiving dinner in Wrestling Entertainment empty handed. So I show up and I sort of hang back and check the status before I let anyone really know I'm around. All I hear is whining and complaining. I thought to myself, no wonder Notorious is in jail. Hell, he wanted some peace and quiet. So I left and I found me a cop and I spit right in his face just like I just spit in Eva's.

He shrugged.

Deuce: That's a pretty quick way to go to jail in Ft. Lauderdale right there. They even go so far as to call it assault. Long story short...The Notorious D. Simon Reynolds owes me. Two things you wanted. Two things you got.

Stepping up closer to the camera, he continued.

Deuce: And Trinity...you got in the way of Heath getting his and you got yours for it. It may have even cost you the Ground Xero Championship. Well I'm going to be around now...I've certain that there will always be a few things for me to do around here and I'd bet that as long as I'm around...your precious little Heath won't be. And if you don't like it...then you can go with him and be Bailey Lynn Montgomery again somewhere for all I care.

He just smirked.

Deuce: If you people think that you've been seeing a Holmes in Uncensored...then you just don't know what you've been missing...

He puts on his sunglasses and walks away, once again spotting Mystic as the cameras refocus on Ridge and Eva who are still in the ring together.

Maverick: I never knew that Deuce hated Heath THAT much!

Diablo: You had to have seen this coming to a head from a mile away.

Maverick: Well I'll tell you what I do see, a very pissed off Ridge.

Diablo: He's pissed but in a way he almost looks happy in another.

Maverick: I still don't know if he should trust Eva.

Diablo: I don't know if I could. And I'll tell you this my friend, Ridge HAS to be an emotional wreck. First she leaves...now she's back...but like the sweet stuff in an Oreo, right in the middle of all that came the bombshell of the century!

Maverick: I'm still in shock that Ridge and JXD are really blood brothers.

As Ridge and Eva leave the ring arm in arm, the MegaTron on the TV Tower was showing the Uncensored Flashback logo.

Diablo: And for anyone who missed it on our last big edition of Sunday Night Dominance...here it is in it's entirety. Mystic has just defeated Ridge for the BANNED Championship when the original Nightmare RXD showed his ugly face!

On the MegaTron, from last Sunday, as Ridge got to his feet, Megadeth's "99 ways to die" began to play, Ridge turned to the ramp, looking for the Original Nightmare, who leapt from the crowd wielding a Singapore cane, slid into the ring and smacked Ridge over the back of the head. Robert walked over and shouted for the live microphone, dropping the cane on the canvas as the crowd booed and chanted "Asshole!" loudly.

RXD: THIS is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah?! THIS is one of the toughest motherfuckers in the company?!? THIS is one of the failures that little guttershit James hangs around with?

The crowd booed loudly as the chants of "asshole!" got louder.

RXD: Show some respect you idiots! I just took out your Hardcore Messiah in less than 30 seconds.

By this time, JXD had walked out without music, the Nightmare wore his usual black hoodie before he slid into the ring and he helped Ridge up to his feet.

RXD: And here's the other half? Now that I look at it, I see a pattern running here, both genetic wrestling failures! But then I suppose that for every legend, there has to be a couple of anomalies...

Maverick: A couple of anomalies??

It wasn't just Maverick who questioned RXD's words, the crowd were as well.

RXD: Yes. You heard me correctly, a couple of anomalies. My second mistake was this little fucker...

He pointed at JXD.

RXD: And my first!!!

He pointed at Ridge, the whole crowd plunged into silence in shock.

Diablo: Both failed suicide, both saved by their girls, except in Ridge's case his ex... both of them are sadistic and inhuman!

Maverick: And both have the same taste in mental Goth chicks!

In the ring, JXD and Ridge just stared at one another, both showing signs of anger and hatred, Ridge uttering "you fucking knew" as RXD shook his head.

RXD: Oh no, that little shit didn't know, this is as much a surprise to him as it is to everyone else. Knowing my second born, he'd have gone searching for him if I told him he had an older bastard for a brother, then he'd have been able to use it against me, but as I can tell, you're both worthle-

He never finished speaking as both JXD and Ridge clotheslined him to the floor, then looked up at one another. The two stared for a moment then the looks died as JXD pulled up RXD and threw him into the ropes into the hangman as Ridge picked up the Singapore cane and microphone and hit RXD in the head with the cane before speaking into the mic.

Ridge: Bastard!

Ridge hit RXD with the cane, then spoke into the mic again.

Ridge: It's all your fault I never knew my father!

Ridge hit another shot with that cane, harder than before.

Ridge: It's your fault I was born a bastard.

Ridge brought the cane down again as RXD's face turned to crimson.

Ridge: It's your fault my mother died alone.

Ridge hit RXD with one last cane shot, one so hard that the cane snapped in half with the impact. JXD threw RXD back into the ring as he took the microphone.

JXD: If you thought, that you could split up the Bloodied Hand like that. then your wrong. Because blood runs thicker than water, and as far as I'm concerned, your not even water, piss runs through your veins. And you won't ever meddle in our fucking business again. Snake... get the television!

Diablo: Television?!

Ridge dropped to the outside of the ring, pulling up the apron as he pulled out a 36" TV and a chair which he threw to JXD as the Nightmare opened it up and positioned it on the canvas as Ridge pushed the TV into the ring. JXD pulled RXD's head through the gap of the chair, leaving his head exposed on the steel as he helped Ridge lift the TV above their heads and threw it onto the chair, the TV imploded over RXD's skull leaving shattered glass, blood and the ruined TV all over their father as JXD once again picked up the microphone.

JXD: I'm also going to state now, that I'm fucking sick of the tyranny of Uncensored. Don't get me wrong, me and Ridge are the definition of Uncensored. but we're sick of Hells Fury, sick of the boss and anyone who has power to make our lives hell. So instead of quitting, we're going to turn this place up by 250 fucking knots... all the way up to FULL... fucking... THROTTLE!

At those words, JXD dropped the mic and pulled off his hoodie. It was emblazoned on his t-shirt and he threw a second one to Ridge, a Bloodied Hand t-shirt with the FTW logo on it.

The scene faded from the MegaTron and was replaced with Maverick and Diablo.

Diablo: You know...I've seen that about a dozen times now...I saw it live when it happened...and I STILL don't believe it!

Maverick: Well our Premier Champion Kirsta Lewis doesn't seem to think it's any big surprise. And she is in the ring now, ready to defend the big platinum Premier Championship...but I think she has something that she wants to get off her chest first...and I wish it was her top!

Kirsta stands in the ring with a mic in her hand and the Premier Championship title laying across her left shoulder. She takes the mic up to her mouth as she begins to speak.

Kirsta: Hey Ridge I know that you're watching this, I mean you never miss a thing when it concerns me. The one person who drives you fucking nuts, the one that you just never can manage to beat. That right, The Hellcat has a few things to say to you so listen up and listen good. For one thing for god sake STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING its really getting old. I can’t believe how you still sit back and whine and complain how I keep beating you and how you just can’t win, no matter what bullshit cheap trick you pull. I will always come out on top. How the hell could you forget all those times I defeated you? Of course not I wouldn’t expect you too. I know you won’t be happy until you manage to pull off a decent win over me. So I know that we are far from done with.

The crowd gets louder with boos and chants as Kirsta continues, She walks around the ring, moving her title to her right shoulder.

Kirsta: I saw that little bit with the necklace and I must say that it was a good try to get to me and into my head. Ridge, as usual...you played right into my hands. After all this time I really thought that you would know me better than you do. You should know that I don’t go out for the intimidation tactics, better people than you have tried to get into my mind and have failed. What makes you think that you would be able to? You see Ridge, I once again have gotten you good and have come up on top yet again. I knew that if I made a big thing over that necklace that you would try to get to me, through it. Or use it for leverage to try and get something you wanted. It was all a big plan of mine to prove to you just how desperate and foolish you really are and you fell for it LOCK, STOCK and BARREL. You are so predicable Ridge, I even can’t believe it. When I saw your little back stage promo you know what I said? Please tell me that no one can be that STUPID! Not even you Ridge, but you proved me wrong. Gawd I needed that laugh badly. Tell me Ridge do you ever think anything though before you act on it? That's your problem Ridge. You do not think. It cost you so much already. You should ask yourself something Ridge. How many St. Christopher medals do you think are out there? Do you know how easy it is to pick one up at let's say K-Mart or Wally World? Almost any store that sells jewelry you can find a St. Christopher medal and that is what I did. If I would never drive my good car to an arena what makes you think I would bring something that has so much sentimental value to an arena with me? You thought you destroyed my car remember? Well in fact all you had was some cheap ass thing I used to get around the different arenas in. As for the necklace Ridge I picked it up for 2 bucks, it is just a piece of tin nothing more...alot like that precious BANNED Championship of yours huh? You never cease to amaze me Ridge. You really are just that stupid!

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen...this is tonight's MAIN EVENT. In the ring already...from Dayton, Ohio...this is your current...reigning and defending and thus far ONLY Uncensored Premier Champion...THE HELLCAT...KIRSTA LEWIS!!!

The crowd booed her loudly all over again with her official introduction. The only thing that was able to get them any louder was the drumming intro of "Cleansation" by Chimaira.

Diablo: Internationally known...locally respected!

Chloe: And the challenger...he hails from Derby, England and was the very first Uncensored Primo Champion!!!

If there was a roof on the place, they'd have blown if off when Alexi stepped out leading the way as always for JXD.

Chloe: Being accompanied to the ring by Alexandrea Slater...this is THE NIGHTMARE...J...X...D!!!

His Kabuki mask was painted in a traditional Japanese style. He paused at for last minute words from Alexi and as he stepped into the ring, "Quick" Casey held the belt up over his head symbolizing that the title was on the line. He slid it out of the ring and called for the bell.

Maverick: It was a the patented and trademarked Nightmare Driver that locked up the win non-title win last week on Dominance for The Nightmare over The Hellcat.

Diablo: Well if anyone here can knock her off the top of the mountain, JXD would be one of the obvious choices.

They moved in for a collar and elbow tie up, JXD quickly took her down with a Mexican Armdrag. He held on and rolled through with her, quickly going for his figure four armbar. Kirsta grabbed a rope forcing the break. As she stood, she shook it off but JXD came in quick with a hard boot to the gut. he scooped her and landed a hard fallaway slam!

Maverick: Lateral press...and the Champion is able to kick out on two!

Diablo: JXD is going up to the middle rope...

He leaped quickly hitting a hard corkscrew legdrop, he caught her leg before it fell back to the mat hooking it for another quick pinning combination...

Maverick: Once again, The Hellcat is able to kick out on two.

Diablo: She needs to get away from The Nightmare JXD, once he is on you, he forces you to work much harder than he has to in the ring. All those pin attempts...and those hard, vicious and violent knife edged chops of his can take more out of you than a textbook DDT sometimes!

Maverick: Hey what's going on here? What are these two up to?

The Nightmare slid the pane of glass into the ring, sliding under the ropes as he set 4 chairs up in the middle of the ring then positioned the glass on the chairs as the crowd went crazy. Kirsta got to her feet as JXD turned and chopped him, a number of fans screamed out a "WOO!". The Nightmare simply stared at her and pushed her back hard into the corner.

Maverick: I know the listeners on the radio enjoyed that a hell of alot more than the fourteen thousand who heard it here live!

The Nightmare smirked and pressed his index finger to his lips and laid down a hard chop of his own, then followed through with a second and a third! The Nightmare picked up the trashcan and dropped it over Kirsta's head as he picked up the lighter fluid and drenched the table, then with deliberate slowness pulled out his lighter and sent the glass into flame. The Nightmare grabbed Kirsta and set her up for a powerbomb, screaming out "Widow Bomb!"

Diablo: Paying tribute to his Nan...

The Nightmare pulled Kirsta up, span in a circle 360 degrees then ran at the glass, dropping Kirsta through the burning glass with the trashcan over her head!!! The "HOLY SHIT" chant wasn't far behind!

Maverick: Holy shit!

Diablo: Vicious...brutal and absolutely uncensored! It just don't get much better than this!

The Nightmare whips Kirsta into the ropes, spinning as she rebounded and flattened her with a spinning clothesline. Grabbing Kirsta's head he pulled her up and dropped back, hitting a Savate kick directly to her heart. The Nightmare dropped to his knees, taking a few deep breaths as he signaled to Alexandrea and shouted for something. Pausing a moment, to catch his breath as Alexi climbed into the ring, it was she who pulled Kirsta up and whipped her to the far side ropes.

Maverick: The Hellcat going for the ride...oh did you see that?

From out of nowhere, Kirsta pulled out her double dropkick, taking JXD down and sending Alexi over the top rope down onto the ground below.

Diablo: That's the double dropkick and like a Tsunami...it's slightly unpredictable.

Crawling to where JXD lay. she quickly went for the pin.

Maverick: And The Nightmare kicking out on two.

Diablo: Both challenger and champion moving to their feet...

Kirsta was a bit quicker and nailed JXD with the scissors kick driving him back down to the mat where she locked in an ankle lock on him. The Nightmare rolled through the hold and kicked out of it pushing Kirsta back into the ropes. Bouncing back, she was taken down with a drop toe hold, he followed through with the step over toe hold while crucifixing her arms out and pulling back on her hard. He released the step over to place a boot on the back of her head and drive her face down into the mat.

Diablo: Curb Stomp!

Maverick: This is like the spotlight dance on Prom Night.

Diablo: It sure is! And "Ms. Uncensored" just kicked out of another one of "Mr. Uncensored's" pin attempts!

Maverick: Premier Championship on the line...it just doesn't get any bigger!

As JXD pulled her up, Kirsta hit a hard low dropkick to his knee, sending him down to the mat in agony. Quickly she locked in a figure four leglock. JXD fought for the ropes, couldn't reach them but was able to reverse the hold into an Indian Deathlock! Kirsta released the hold, but with JXD taking the worst of the exchange was still on his belly when Kirsta pounced, locking the ankle lock in again, this time dropping to the mat and grapevining the leg tight.

Diablo: she learned alot from that loss to JXD last week and seems to have a very solid match strategy, taking a leg and using it to her advantage.

Finally JXD pulled them to the ropes where Casey quickly forced the break. JXD tried to pull himself up but was limping a bit.

Maverick: Another vicious low dropkick to that wounded paw!

JXD went down to one knee where Kirsta nailed a hard chop to his chest, then a vicious kick to the back of the head and as he fell forward face first to the mat, she dropped a hard elbow smash to the back of the neck.

Diablo: Rolling him over way to close to the ropes...

Maverick:...1...2...

Diablo: JXD gets his good leg up onto the bottom rope!

Kirsta slammed the mat in frustration, imploring Casey to count quicker! Up on her feet, Kirsta began to back into the ropes with Alexi up on the ring apron right behind her. Almost sensing it, Kirsta turned at the last second and nailed the Super Kick right to the point of her chin that sent her sailing right down through the broadcast table smashing it!

Maverick: Son of a bitch! That was a fresh drink!

Diablo: And she is measuring JXD for another one!

As JXD stood up, Kirsta connected!

Diablo: It's the Hell Bitch Kick!

Maverick: She might have him!

Kirsta went up top quickly, she leaped almost blindly but connecting hard with JXD.

Diablo: The Catsplash!

Maverick: ...1...2...3!!!

The bell sounds and "My last breath" by Evanescence hits the speakers.

Chloe: Your winner...and still Uncensored Premier Champion...THE HELLCAT...KIRSTA LEWIS!

Diablo: You gotta give it up for JXD and everyone else though. Uncensored really pulling together for an awesome show while "The Man Upstairs" is away.

Maverick: And a certain Holmes taking advantage of it being so uncensored with the Notorious D. Simon Reynolds incarcerated.

Diablo: Speak of the Devil!

As Kirsta celebrated in the ring, Mystic came out to celebrate with her and Deuce Holmes was already with her.

Maverick: And I don't think I was the only one to notice just how naturally Deuce and Mystic seemed to have worked together tonight in the ring...

Diablo: I don't think you were, and I see a definite "Animal Attraction" between the two of them.

Maverick: And just remember you saw it here...the night that Uncensored "did" Sapporo!

Diablo: And we're going to "do" Sapporo again. Sunday night Dominance will be coming to you live from the Makomanai Ice Palace here in Sapporo. Until then...

Maverick: I'm Million Dollar Bill...

Diablo: And I'm Angel...but you call me the Devil and we'll be seeing you some other uncensored time...at some other uncensored place!

As the credits began to roll, the cameras focused on Deuce in the ring with Kirsta and Mystic until the credits, and then time ran out.