#787 +(27)- [X] (Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia #1056 +(45)- [X] <_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say... #2171 +(425)- [X] (Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad (Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool (Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky (Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it (Reverend_) share your feelings #3322 +(83)- [X] *** Now talking in #coffee COFFEEEEEEEE YAYAYAYYAYA CAFFEINE WOOT!!!!!! LELELELELELEEELELEE ^_^ #3932 +(661)- [X] One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?' #4113 +(148)- [X] [madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game #5272 +(1396)- [X] I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do? django: you're right, that is pretty stupid #5426 +(3330)- [X] You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :) Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing err? THING someTHING! #6780 +(86)- [X] I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!" #7250 +(215)- [X] god has so many stalkers #8256 +(121)- [X] Shagman... 8==o suck it. <@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it. #10968 +(312)- [X] are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator? or perhaps on notepad.exe? listen gamblor. SHUT UP! YOU AREN'T HELPFUL! AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT! #15510 +(55)- [X] Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car. Not one, but *two* fuck swings. I guess you need to have a spare handy. well, you have the good one, and the one you use. you put up the good one when company is coming over Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners. #15744 +(54)- [X] our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun workstation. #18137 +(62)- [X] if that really is wabby's sister he should think about fucking her #21277 +(1225)- [X] It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences. Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told. <@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly more advanced filtering techniques than regexp. * Mercy Quit (Ping timeout) <@Ixnorp> Or maybe not. #22417 +(61)- [X] origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder of knowledge up a mountain of reps today origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility #23304 +(95)- [X] i have a q has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ... <|line> Incredible numbers. It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet. <-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank <|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky. <|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived #29663 +(136)- [X] I haven't been in her for a while... i'm sorry to hear that #33375 +(65)- [X] What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy? Getting blood on your clown suit #36427 +(-11)- [X] irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind #36975 +(112)- [X] i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002. congratulations #37578 +(283)- [X] I'm doing homowork. :( Err. homework. ROFL. It was a typo. Seriously. #38556 +(242)- [X] if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head getting shot twice in the torso would suck getting one would be a breeze, though Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health #38705 +(211)- [X] they should make a chinese scrabble you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words #40527 +(207)- [X] -> -#tfc- [notice:#tfc] YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY should i try it? :-P oh here we go go on tell me what happens nothin :-P press alt and F4 at the same time nothing happens voods :-P does it have to be a capital f? hmmm xp that dont work voods :-P F4 as in the buttons above the numbers ooooh like the F1 Help button? do you hit F and 4 together? i tried that cob it didnt work unless you have to hold shift as well to make it a capital F like the F1 help button n00bz... #41789 +(170)- [X] * Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod? maybe it's not interested? :^D maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;) Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac? KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?" Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl? =D * Fireball grumbles... perverts #44124 +(246)- [X] Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand. O_o and it's better to play with a group than to play by yourself :D #46783 +(69)- [X] Dr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you. TwilightKnight00: um i'm cold? Dr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any moment it'll probably light my pants on fire. TwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny Dr SpaZZo: I know... TwilightKnight00: if it does happen TwilightKnight00: grab your digicam TwilightKnight00: i want video #47068 +(807)- [X] dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie. hahahah yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night Ah come on nah man, seriously *** Jacob has joined #e/n HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot? #53514 +(95)- [X] <@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in my shared Folder <@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay <@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it <@Psych0> anyone find that weird? <@Forty> Sounds normal <@Forty> Did you update Windows lately? It's in service pack 2 <@Psych0> I have win 98 <@Psych0> : <@Forty> Yeah that sounds right #56292 +(158)- [X] (+[MO]GeX) James[UH] you got a GF ain't you ? (@James[UH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend... #58112 +(101)- [X] i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately #76504 +(126)- [X] i used to go to this daycare and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense and mine was Jukebox Brian #80019 +(90)- [X] Man made beer, God made pot. Who do YOU trust? #82139 +(184)- [X] «@ MisoStupid» !MisoStupid 05 - Justin Timberlake - Justified - Cry Me A River.mp3 <8.86mb> <4m 50s> <256kbps> «@ MisoStupid» WHAT THE FUCKING HELL «@ MisoStupid» MY SISTER NEEDS TO NOT USE THIS COMPUTER #82153 +(-12)- [X] i am gonna move to utah and bang that chic doggy shes 64 #86371 +(521)- [X] my 3 yr old bro is here he was listening to eminem and started swearing my mom was pissed in the middle of dinner, he was like, "bitch please, get down on yo knees" #94125 +(242)- [X] i want a bf i am lame and desperit desperate no desperit from the latin wtf deperitus meaning easy #107188 +(227)- [X] (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) god damn (Wheelman56) ? (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) this bread is hard (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) fuck! (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) I thru it at the window and the window is broke (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) brb #109385 +(167)- [X] <@Phae> we could get a hooker, and patch it with a gf crack... then it'd be free,a nd you wouldn't have to register it #137258 +(523)- [X] ARgh What kind of a stupid crossword Has the hint "Rhino" And then the answer is "Rhino" >_< #239088 +(304)- [X] Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read are spelled the same? .... Naw man, not really. #287868 +(279)- [X] listening to music no one else cares about doesnt make you cool, its just means you're a ska fan #341825 +(46)- [X] My cellphone has a clock in it though and that is what I use. Don't you have the Speaking Clock? Who doesn't? Here, let me just pull my time-midget out of my pocket and slap his bottom. Sounds like it's 2:24, and that's in the P.M. #373735 +(132)- [X] So, whats everyones new years resolution? no more lacking sex 2 times a day minimum what about you andyroo? With every passing moment, I want to type more gramatically. I'm just practicing at the moment. I want to believe that I'm smart, while others think I'm a d#8khead. Hopefully, now and again an intelligent operator will ban me for this hahah you forgot a period hopefully god doesn't forget to give my gf one #396566 +(411)- [X] hey V, do u believe in karma? karma? yeah really? totally its just like science, you know, every action has a reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or not. ok, well in that case... V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me a fag yesterday). #421526 +(-149)- [X] police stations are clubs for thick-skulled short dicked racist gun-nuts that took every civil-ass test they could because no one else hires people that put "former nigger beater" on their resume. #447513 +(44)- [X] i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!" #488268 +(1212)- [X] oh man... i had typed "hey! anyone awake?" in another channel about 20 minutes ago and just now i saw it and typed "yes!" not realizing it was me