Fighting. What exactly is fighting? To many, it's a struggle, to others, it's an omen, but to myself, it's a cold, bloody day in history. This next match commences in the dead of February, so it will be cold...the killing field for none other than myself of course. For on that very night, I will commit an act so heinous, so vile, so horrible that the ratings may explode off the charts! Only, because a certain person will bear witness to the ultimate annihilation, and that certain person my friends, is none other than the person that came next to mine on this card: The young Cade Silver. Everyone expects me to go into Showdown and get beat the holy hell out of by Cade Silver because he’s out for a revenge due to his little tag team loss last week against me, but I plan on making it a whole lot worse for almost every enemy that steps in my way, for as of right now, this isn't about winning or fighting, but this match will be the day I unleash every ounce of sub-zero hatred for all of those who hold me back from the true taste of glory. The Xtreme Wrestling Federation takes my "good side" for my entire self-image, but come Stranglehold, there will be only room for one side, and that's the dark side of the fangs. All week I had to deal with the press running their mouths, the weakest of all weaklings downing me, some "big shots" talking trash, and about 88 other guys flexing what's left of those drainpipes they call muscles... Lately I’ve been thinking a lot, wondering how this match I have for Sunday is going to go down. I’m pitted against Cade Silver, and a victory would ensure my way to the top. Although to me Cade Silver is nothing but some punk bitch pretty much like everyone else on the XWF roster he's considered a top guy in here. Being as how he is the Futures Champion people think that he is something big and dangerous. It’s a pity to see Cade Silver full of the up most confidence, I mean really, and he’s out here talking about how I am full of myself, guess he hasn’t taken a look in the mirror lately, because if he did, he would see the true failure in life, himself. Now I know I haven’t been here as long as him, so he may have that over me, but if you really think about it, it doesn’t matter, because XWF isn’t the start of my whole career, it’s just another chapter to be written in my book. I plan on making this chapter very interesting, and in order to do that, I must prove myself. It’s just a matter of time before it all goes down and when that time does come, Cade Silver will see that I am all business, and that his chance of actually defeating me is slim to none. I don’t know what to expect from Cade, but I have to expect the worse, because you never know what can happen. The Best, what does it actually take to become the best? People around here claim themselves as it, but from what I see they are far from being it. People talk and talk, but they don’t prove themselves. Since the beginning of my career I have come across many people like this, many people who think they are the best, but their not. I have always said that I was on my way to becoming great, and I have done that, unlike most of these people around here, I proved myself. I made my presence felt, and showed how dominant I am, how destructive I can be. And now it's time to do it again. I can’t let Cade get the best of me, I can’t let him win, but if he does, then much respect to him, but until the match happens, I’m still full of confidence, because I don’t see him as a true opponent, I see him as a weak wannabe trying to still make a name for himself, but has just taken a wrong turn in his career by facing me. If this is what he wants then so be it, but as always, I will win, and there’s nothing he can do about it but face the facts and deal with it. This match is going to go down in the record books, no doubt about that but when people look at it and see where “Winner” is, they’ll see my name. I’ve beaten down tough opponents before, and right now it seems as if Cade Silver is one of the best XWF has, and you know what, just like all the other people, I have no problem taking him out as well. This is going to be a good match, I’m going to give it my all, and I’m sure CAde will as well, but the question is, how long will he be able to last? I don’t know, I can’t really answer that right now, guess we’ll have to see Sunday Night…
Scene - Xtreme Wrestling Federations camera's come on as we open up in a highway. A Silver 2005 Mustang then it's seen speeding down when all of the sudden it comes to a stop. The driver then pops the hood and steps out of it, as he does we quickly recognize Shaun Cabalar. He is wearing a black shirt and a white one underneath which can be seen at the bottom of his black one sorta sticking out. He has black jeans on rolled up at the bottom and black Jordan sneakers. He then walks over to the front of the car as the passanger door opens up and out walks another man. The man seems some what familiar and is wearing a Brian Westbrook Eagles jersey with black jeans rolled up at the bottom and white Jordan sneakers. Camera's zoom in closer and the man it's revealed to be former XWF superstar Joseph Johnson. He then walks to the front of the car and looks at Shaun as he speaks..
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Why do you always have to get the cheap cars Shaun? Jesus Christ.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Cheap? Cheap? this aint cheap bitch.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Then why in God's name can't it move?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : How the hell should I know. Cars are fucking bastards, god damn it.. This has never happened to me before.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : What about that time in California? Huh? You remember that day? Oh wait, that was my car. Forget that. How are we supposed to get back now?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Uh, do you have a cell phone with you?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : If you want me to. Hang on, I left it in the car.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Okay, go get it, we gotta get someone to come pick us up now.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Yeah, before I do that can you answer me just one question?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Yeah, Go a head man.. shoot.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Where the hell are we!? Mexico?!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I thought we were on our way to England..
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : So are we in like... Italy? Home of that leaning tower made of pizza.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : How the hell should I know, you're supposed to be the smart one..
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Hang on. You were driving, what route are we on?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I don't know, I thought you were paying attention.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : You're like a broken record. "I don't know." or "I have no clue." or "What the flying fuck are you talking about.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Hey, back off buddy, it's not my fault that in this place the handle bar is on the right side making me feel like I'm riding in shotgun like usual.. God damn I hate foreign countries.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Handle bar? We are not on a tricycle Shaun.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : My bad, I've been dreaming about bikes again.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Anyway, how did you get your car in England, or Italy, or Russia for all I care. They chopper it in or something? Or did you drive across the Atlantic?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : You were with me the hold god damn time man..Why do you have to keep interrogating me dammit?! I'm no criminal.. knock it off bitch. Anyway, aren't you from around here? shouldn't you know your way?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Dude, I rode shotgun the whole time. Do you really think I was awake?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Well, then you need to see a doctor, sleeping with your eyes open isn't exactly normal.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Shut up. And no, I'm not from England. I'm from Tampa, Florida. If I was from England I would've shot myself. I just can't stand that freaking British accent.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I thought we were in Italy...
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : This is sad. England is on an island that doesn't even come close to touching Italy yet we don't know where we are. And by the way, my phone was in my pocket. I wish I could call for a ride, but one... I don't want to hear a British accent... two, we have no idea what road we are on... three, we don't even know what country we're in. Even 9-1-1 would hang up on us right now.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : So what are we gonna do man? we just can't stay here and wonder around like two stupid idiots.. We need a plan man.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Hey, I didn't know my phone had GPS.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : GPS? huh.. come again..
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Global Positioning System... GLOBAL.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Oh, right cool.. So who the hell do we call then?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : I don't know. I don't know how to work GPS because I'm too cool for manuals. Let's just walk to that bus station I saw about a thousand feet down the road.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : You managed to see a bus station, but not what route or country we're in?!
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : I'm shocked that you're not mad I waited so long to tell you about it...
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : You bastard! Now we have get to walk for like a bizillion miles back.. We're probably going to dehydrate then die. This is just great, simply great.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : You're a freaking idiot. We aren't in some stupid desert and we've been walking for five minutes, plus, we started heading back to the car like two minutes ago so I would say we'll be to the bus stop in about 10 seconds jackass!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Ah shut up. We still don't know where we're at.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Yeah well, at least we're sitting on a bench in the woods waiting for a bus that will have a driver to tell us where we are and then drive us to the city. I just hope it doesn't rain.
Scene - As Joseph finishes his sentence out of no where thunder crackles and rain pours down. Shaun gets a look of disbelief on his face as he looks back at Joey before speaking.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : First we end up in some foreign country, then my care breaks down, something that only happens when you're with me, and now.. Now its raining!!
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : I'm sorry man. But hey, nothing can get any worse now so let's just talk. So you seeing anyone these days?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Agh.. Yeah, actually I am, you know me. What about you? still with that bitch wife of yours?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : HAHAHAHAHAHA! You didn't hear? I came home one day and she was being double-teamed by Shawn Payne and Jeronimo so I divorced her and she got our "palace" on the beach.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Wow, the images.. very disturbing.. when you get cheated on by those two you know that you're not doing something right.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Yeah, so I'm with Koryn now.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Uh, I see.. well, dump her.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Why the hell would I do that?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I don't like her, that's why.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : All you know is her name...
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : How many times have we been through this?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : What are you talking about?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Well, lets see, remember April? Danielle?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : This one is different though.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : That's what you been saying about every girl ever since high school bitch.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Well, she's only 19 and she's not a whore like Danielle was or a slut like April was.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Uh huh, sure, you'll see man, soon enough you'll see.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Right. So who are you facing next?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Cade Silver.. Logans little big ogre boyfriend.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Ogre? Man, that movie was hilarious. Go Shrek go!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Haha, yeah. Anyway, I really thought you were done, what happened with that? I though this was your last time you'd retire..
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : That was before I heard you went back to the Xtreme Wrestling Federation.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : To be honest, I'm not even sure as to why I'm back man, I really don't know.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Do you ever?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Yeah, when it comes to my career I do, always. But I just can't seem to figure out why I came back to the one place that didn't recognize the great talent I have. I just can't figure it out.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Maybe you want to prove to them that you are a great talent? Maybe you want to make them recognize you.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : What? I don't have to prove anything to anyone, I'm a legend already, I hold four losses in my record, I'm second in command of the greatest stable alive today, I trained an unstoppable rookie, what the hell do I have to prove? I'm a hardcore legend, I'm untouchable, there's no body like me in the business, and there will never be.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Yeah, everyone gets that except for the XWF. It must be killing you that they don't recognize you in that way and that's why you back... back to prove them wrong.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Fuck that man, hell, in my return match I beat Gabriel Logan who Dr.Evil has his dick so far down his throat that's gonna come out of his ass. I beat what's supposed to be a powerful stable with two jobbers on my team! Why don't they fucking get it?!
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : I hate to say this, but maybe it's your attitude. So disrespectful. How rude!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I'm just sick of this man, you have no idea how sick I am of the excutives here in the XWF. Fuck Dr.Evil, he needs to stop puttin his dick in peoples mouth and giving them pushes and give pushes to those who actually deserve them. Anybody could get on their knees and do that, that takes no skill at all. But those like me who choose not to get stuck constantly gettin fucked.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Well, did you ever try talking to him about this problem or are you too afraid he'll tell you to bend over or get on your knees or some other gay thing?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Dude, incase you dont know, I cant stand that fat ball of grease. And he cant stand me either, so I'd rather eat garbage than exchange words with that big fatty.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : You know what you should do? Challenge that fucker to a match at Xtreme Mania 4!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. I'd love to beat the shit out of him, you have no idea how much, I despise him more than I hated Sanders..And we all know how much that was.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : All day, every day, all I heard was "how the flying fuck can you be friends with that jackass Sanders?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Yeah, and do you remember what happened to him in nMw? I almost ended his career, then at Xtreme Mania 4 I retired him for good. Ever since our match Sanders hasn't been heard or seen again.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Those were some brutal matches, but I think I know why Dr. Evil hates you. You didn't come back in September.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Well, can you blame me? after sticking us in tag team matches for the entire time we were here until Xtreme Mania 3, would've you expected me to come back?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : No, especially since you were planning on retiring at the end of August.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Yeah, but it wasn't my time just yet. However my break did refresh me and now, now I'm back at full force.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : That's great, but have you realized we have been sitting here for an hour and no bus?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Yeah, I told you this fucking place was deserted.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : You called it a desert, not deserted. Jerk!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Ah, same difference.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Anyway, why do you hate Cade Silver so much?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : At first I didn't hate him, I held some respect for him, but he's good friends with Gabriel Logan and any friend of that stupid whining lying son of a bich is my enemy.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : That's funny. So what's he in for now?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Let's just say he's going to meet a little friend of mine that goes by the name of Bonafide.. Just like Gabriel Logan will at Xtreme Battle Zone.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : I once fucked a girl named Gabrielle.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Gabrielle Union? the actriz?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Nah, some hot slut in my school.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Oh, ok. Anyway, let me see your cell phone for a second man.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Sure.
Scene - Joey then hands the phone to Shaun, Shaun then begins to dial a number then he puts the cell phone by his ear. He then realizes that no matter who he calls no body would be able to help him being as how he doesn't know where he's at. He then sighs and brings the phone down before clicking end. He then gives it back to Joey who is completely confused as he has no idea what the hell Shaun did.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : What was that about? Did you molest my phone?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : No, I was going to call Jay so he could come and pick us up, only problem is, I forgot we don't know where the hell we're at.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Just tell him we're at a bus station in either Italy or England. We are in the woods with trees and bark and leaves and doo-doo.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Like that's gonna help. Oh hey, look, someone's coming.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Hey dude, a car.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I know, that's why I said someone's coming.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Oh, right.
Scene - Shaun and Joey then look at eachother and laugh as little. As the car approaches them Shaun and Joey get in the middle of the highway making the driver stop. Shaun then goes by the drivers seat, opens the door and takes the driver out then tosses him to the ground. Joey then looks some what shocked then gets in. Shaun then quickly speeds away leaving the driver out in the rain on the ground. Camera's turn back into the car where Shaun and Joey are simply laughin at what they just did.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Wait! We forgot to ask where we are!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : I wouldn't worry about that foor too long. In no time the cops are going to be looking for us.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Man, I just hope they aren't British. They attack with night sticks and no nonsense and then they force you to listen to their annoying accent. It's cruelty!
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Haha, hey, wait a second.. Do you see that sign over there?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : The one that says welcome to Spain?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Yeah, that same one.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Damn, that means we're in France. French chicks don't even shave their arm pits! It's grotesque.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Oh great.. Simply great.. hey wait, I know why we're here.. I had an autograph session here.. Remember I told you to come along?
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Yeah, why did you want me here?
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Cause I needed someone that spoke French..
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Yeah, like I know French.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Oh fuck, you're right, that was Chris.. dammit. Anyway, let's get off in this upcoming exit.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Don't tell me. You're driving.
'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Cabalar : Oh great, we got company.
'The Amazing One' Joseph Johnson : Oh my god, I think they're French!
Scene - As Joey says that a police car comes up behind them making them stop. The cop driver then gets of his vehicle as he approaches the car. Shaun and Joey just look at eachother, theres a moment of silence but then it's broke by Shaun. |