 Date:
5/18/04
Roleplay Subject
Edge is going be my bitch!
Upcoming Match:
Singles Match VS Edge
Achievements:
Joined WWE
Hitlist:
Edge
Violator
World Title
WWE Record:
0-0
Victims:
None yet
The layout was made by Master Of Disaster from WIWA so ask him if you can have it, banners were made by Jay, and finally the roleplay was made by me Shaun, so read it and shut the fuck up.
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|Scene Title: Coffee Incident.|Time: 12:30 P.M.|Date: Wednesday,19,2004|
Shaun is walking in the hallway with coffee in one hand and a newspaper in the other, He's wearing a white Roca Wear shirt and blue Roca Wear jeans, he has sun glasses and a white bandana on. Shaun continues to walk with his head is down looking at the paper then a person bumps into him make him spill his coffee on his shirt and the floor. Shaun stops and looks at his shirt then looks at the floor at the spilt coffee, he then starts to looks up slowly at the stunned person. The person is almost shaking.
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"Oh my god Shaun I'm sorry, I really didnt mean to do that, I wasnt looking where I was going, please forgive me."
I am sorry....
Shaun then takes a deep breath.
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"Shaun, please dont hurt me.I am really sorry, I seriously didnt want to bump into you and make you spill your coffee."
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"IDIOT! do you know how much this shirt costs? do you?"
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"No, I dont sir."
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Well it's worth more then all of your year salary put together."
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"I said I was sorry, what else do you want from me?"
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What did you say? did your stupid little brain just tried to pull out some guts to talk back to me? is this what just happened here? please tell me I am perplexed about this situation, did you for one second forget who I am?"
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"No, Sir. I was just saying, I said sorry I dont know what else to say."
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Ah shut the fuck up, but you're not going to say anything, here is what your going to do, you're going to get on your knees and you're going to lick the coffee of the floor."
Jimmy then laughs, Shaun looks back at him with a serious face and says.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What? you think I'm kidding? you think this is a joke?"
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"Yeah, I mean Shaun, you dont seriously expect me to lick it off the floor do you?"
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Do I look like I'm joking?"
[:-:]'Jackass'Jimmy:[:-:]"Well no, come on man you cant be serious."
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Listen you little shit, you're going to get on your knees and lick this fucking coffee off the floor you hear me? if you dont then I'm just going to have to kick your ass, its your choice bitch."
Jimmy looks at Shaun and drops on his knees and begins licking the coffee off the floor, Shaun laughs as Jimmy keeps licking the floor.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Now thats a good little bitch, I'm gonna go now but I will come back and if I see just a little spot with coffee I'm coming after you, you hear me?"
Jimmy nods his head as he continues to lick the floor, Shaun then starts to walk away with his news papers, the scene then slowly starts to turn to black.
|Scene Title: Caskets?.|Time: 4:30 P.M.|Date: Wednesday,19,2004|
Scene cuts to the outside of “Funeral Depot”; a Casket store, location; New York, Manhattan. Looks to be about 5pm. The camera slowly pans in to the inside of the store, to reveal a man Standing by a coffin… Opening and closing the casket as if he was going to buy it for someone… This man is Shaun, After a couple of moments, he turns his head, staring in to a camera perched on Casket next to him. He begins to speak.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"There comes a point in every bodies life, where they think of death. On what it can do to you, where you might go, what you might see. I might go to heaven, see God, talk to Jesus, and have a pool party with the entire angels in heaven. Ha, Don’t get me started on this but I know where I am going, and it ant no Cloud nine. Last time I was in church I was being baptist, church isnt something that necessarly interests me, I mean if I was anybody else I would be mad at god because of having a shitty life, but I'm not mad at god because I dont have a shitty life, on the contrair my life is actually great.Everyday I see people bitching at life and this and that especially wrestlers, many wrestlers have the stupid poor kid story, they were all adbandoned, parents died, got broke joined gangs, never went to school. Yeah, that same story is what I hear over and over again, which makes me wonder, are they being serious? or are they just making it up to seem cool? That is something I am not sure of but I do can say one thing and that is how can being poor and homeless be cool? I just dont seem to understand that but hey if everyone likes to talk about how poor they were when they were kids they can go on and do it but anyway, I dont know where I was going with that; but now everyone most be wondering what I am doing here, why am I looking at coffins? well this is simple, you see the way it's going to go down on Monday night RAW after I face Edge this is exactly what he's going to need, he'd be so hurt that people will think that he is dead, I dont ever bluff for anyone who may think I am, I am all bussiness and I will take anyone out when I see fit. So let me ask you Edge, what coffin would you like?"
Shaun then looks at more coffins as the casket salesman comes up to him.
[:-:]'Casket Salesman'Johnny:[:-:]"Can I help you? This Casket you see here is very nice. Locking mechanism plus a one-piece rubber gasket to completely seal the top. Continuous weld to completely seal the bottom Each casket factory tested for resistance to entry of outside elements Semi-Precious Metal, naturally resistant to rust and corrosion, Interior Chemically Protected Against Rust and Corrosion, Solid 32oz. Bronze or Copper Bottom, Safety Seal, Swing Bar Hardware, Adjustable Bed and Mattress, Memorial Record System. Also Fully insured warranty."
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You’re a Freak! You walk around selling people caskets. What the hell is wrong with you? and why the hell do you wanna sell a four hundred dollar casket so a dead person could be in it? they cant fucking see it you idiot they're dead, if I wanted a casket for a dead person I would just dig a hole and throw the person body in it, or just make one out of wood. And here you are trying to sell this Casket for four hundred dollars."
[:-:]'Casket Salesman'Johnny:[:-:]"Well no this one is $4022.00"
Shaun then grabs Johnny by the neck. And slams him up against the bronze “4,000. dollar casket.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Are you correcting me? Are you trying to say, that I don’t know what I am talking about. How about this, instead of you selling a casket, I fit your ass in it for good. Do you want that? Would You like that? You probably would like that you sick freak! You would go to sleep and wake up in the morning, and everything would be ok! Right? Right? Well how about this! I know you will love this idea I am having now."
Shaun then opens the other side of the casket, and Johnny's eyes open in amazement. Shaun then picks him up and body slams him in the casket. Its tills to the wall and is on a slant. Shaun then tilts it back on its wheeled carriage. And shuts the lid, Shaun then walks about five steps and turns around to listen the man screaming and pounding on the casket."
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You Don’t like that? I don’t believe you, Well Maybe I do, Just a little, but its okay I will make if fun."
Shaun then walks back towards the casket and goes behind it and pushes front wards wheeling it out of the spot.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yeah, Fun, Lets go for a ride."
Shaun then wheels it fast into another casket, and women in the store, who are wearing all black, and tissues in hands then scream in terror. Shaun then runs at the door with the casket and goes through the glass doors, running through the sign “open” as if it will never be that again. Shaun does not stop running with the casket until he reaches the curb next to the open highway. And Shan does not stop the casket stocked with Johnny. He lets the casket go… The casket goes into the street and stops directly into the path of a Speeding Mac Truck… The Dark red Truck with Big black Letters on its side. Skull crusher, With loud hard rock music blasting, hits it after trying to stop and drags the dented Casket a block with sparks and all. The camera then cuts to Shaun as he is laughing then turns and walks away,The scene then fades.
|Scene Title: ?.|Time: 4:30 P.M.|Date: Wednesday,19,2004|
The scene opens up in Manhattan, New York. The streets are full with cars and the sidewalks full with people, one man in particular is walking down the subway stairs and goes down it. he then gets to a soda vending machine and gets coke, he begins to drink it and the camera's reveal it's none other than Shaun Cabalar, he then begins to think.Shaun then stands up against the pole and takes a sip of his coke, waiting for the train to come by. All of a sudden a little kid comes up to him out of no where.
[:-:]'Some kid' Jason : [:-:]""Hi! Can i have your autograph?"
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Of course you can, anything for a Shaun Cabalar fan!"
All of a sudden the little kid pulls out a gun and points it at Shaun's crotch
[:-:]'Some kid' Jason : [:-:]""Give me your money! NOW!"
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You're fucking kidding, right? Haha! Come on, put the gun away."
[:-:]'Some kid' Jason : [:-:]""I'm serious, give me the money, or your huevos get it!"
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"OK ok, here's all i got."
[:-:]'Some kid' Jason : [:-:]""A dollar?! Man, you trippin'!"
Shaun snatches the gun away from the kid and trips him to the floor. He then points the gun at the boy.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Correction...YOU be trippin'! Fool! Get the hell out of here before you hurt yourself."
The boy then walks away smoothly. Shaun feels a swishing in the gun. He pulls the trigger and water comes out. He takes a deep breath and smiles. The train then arrives still, empty somehow. Except for that one guy that's always sleeping at the end. He enters the train and sits down the futhest away from the guy as possible. He takes another sip of his soda. And he stares into the camera thats following him.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"So here I sit, in an empty train. Well except for the bum over there. You know, as I was walking here I witnessed a whole lot. Everything from car jacking to attempted murder. Let's face it, this is a dangerous city. America seems to be going back to it's old dangerous ways as it once was. But you know two and a half years ago on September eleventh, everyone was united. There's was very limited stealing and violence in our country. Heck, it was like a state of no sins. I was quite petrified of that. Everyone getting along and shit. But i knew everything would be alright. I had...a flag! Yeah, everything would be alright. A few weeks later, my flag got stolen! THEN i knew it. We were back! And everything would be ok. You see, this country is all about violence, greed, anger, and kicking some major ass. I'm proud to be an american. And I'm damn well proud to be all those things. I'm proud that I can be a violent son of a bitch. I'm proud of my damn greed too. I feed off of my greed. My greed to win, my greed to fight, my greed for what's most important to me! The greed for the World Heavyweight Championship! With my greed and anger, there will be no stopping me. I'm an unstoppable force. Reckoned to go out to the ring to kick anyones ass. You know Something Edge. Being on this train, alone with a sleeping bum reminds me alot about how anyone can end up like that guy. Normally I'd go out and talk about how easily I can make you turn into that guy. But I'm past that. Instead of me going on and talking about how I can turn you into a worthless peice of crap. I'll talk alot more sense."
The train stops and a few people walk into the train. Shaun takes another sip of his soda and talks again as the train rolls.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Here goes...This train is a perfect example of life in the ring. The train ride is the span of your career. You see people come in, you see people go. You make friends with some, by making up a friendly conversation. You take a look at others giving you a hard look. Therefore making them an enemy, your foe, your rival. Yeah, it can be fun at times. Especially when you have nice people to talk to. But once you're the only one sitting down in the middle of a bunch of guys looking like they are gonna kill you, it's not so pleasant. You see Edge, you've been in this train before. you had friends, you had enemies.Edge, you're going to go in this train again, and if you dont then you'll just be a failure You see Edge, everyone at one point in their life have gone through it; but unlike you we know when to get off the train. See Edge,there are just some things you can't help. Eventually you are gonna have to put your foot down and say that's enough. You know where I'm getting at right? No I'm not telling you you're time is coming. Everyone's time is coming sooner or later. But what I am saying is that soon enough, the legend that you are at one point you will leave like my self. Not any time soon though. Because you see, first I have to kick your ass. And then I have to continue on my quest at what everyone wants. But I want most. The Championship. That's what everything is about, and you see Edge before I can get a title shot at that belt that I want I have to eliminate you from the face of this earth, I have to prove my self which is pointless, I mean everyone should know what a great superstar like my self is capeable of but I still have to prove my self which is what I plan on doing soon enough, coming Monday you better hear this right, I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
The train slows down and comes to a stop. Shaun gets up and out of the train.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Edge, you see just like this city. I am Dangerous, I am a wild thing and I can come from anywhere. No Edge dont take this the wrong way, I dont want to scare you, as a matter of a fact I want to anger you. Make you mad and make you want to break me in half, cause Edge, I want you to give it your all because I want to show you, the people, and especially my self that I Shaun Cabalar can and will beat the so called excutioner Edge!"
Shaun then steps into a big pile of dog shit! And lifts up his foot up, he looks over at the pancaked pile of shit
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Damnit! Son of a bitch! Come on you camera holding stupid son of a bitch. we need to get me some new sneakers."
Shaun starts walking as the camera and the camera man follows him.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Edge, as I walk here with a piece of shit on my sneaker I think of what your career here in WWE is going be or is already. Your career here in WWE is going be nothing but a big piece of shit, You're not going to acomplish anything a side from that title that you have, you're just going be a locker room joke. Everyone is going to look at you and ask you how does it feel to be just about the worse wrestler in the federation. People are just going to look at you and laugh and you know why Edge? Because soon enough you wont have shit, you wont have your title, you wont have friends, and what's worse you're not even going to have your pride, this Monday night I am going to take your pride and flash it down the toilet, I am going to make you realize that you're what I've been saying you are all along, a worthless piece of shit."
Shaun keeps on walking then gets to a "Foot Locker". He picks up a pair of sneakers and goes up to pay for them. He gives the cashier the money and takes his sneakers with shit on them off and puts his new ones on before looking back at the camera.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Hey Edge, look at my sneakers again. here they are filled with shit and look at this as your career, here they are with a big piece of shit on them, what do you think I should do with this?"
Shaun takes his sneakers and puts them in a bag, he then throws it in a garbash can and goes to the stores bathroom to wash his hands. as he washes his hands he starts talking again.
[:-:]'the Perfect Vision' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You saw what I did to those sneakss? I threw them in the garbash because they're shit. just like you and just like them I'm going to throw you away!
Shaun Finishes washing his hands and the camera goes off.
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