Prologue: The day has finally come, on Monday I get to face the World Heavyweight Champion, this Monday I will show everyone that I am simply that much better than our World Heavyweight Champion!


Camera's come on to a fancy restaurant, the camera's then spot a limosiune, the limo driver then opens the door as two men come out of the back, camera's get a closer look to see that those two men arent none other then Shaun and Jace Cabalar. They then walk up the stairs and get into the restaurant as a woman leads them to a table where they begin talking.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Man, it's good to you finally decided to join WWE, I thought you were never going to join it."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)" Yeah I'm pretty hyped for my upcoming Raw Match. All I can say is, blood will be shed and you included with all of the fans of WWE will see it, on my face!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"I'm sure we will, but you know, you have been out of the ring for a while, you might be a little rusty."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"That's just the typical reaction all of you will receive. Look Shaun, the this is...I have been training my ass off, day in and day out! I am bigger and better Shaun and there is nothing, nor no one to get in my path of destruction."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Well, all I know is that I can't wait to see what you can do in that ring. I'm sure you will be as dominant as I have been."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Even better!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Okay, now you are really gettin a head of yourself bro, we all know that cant happen."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Only Jace can do the unexplainable Shaun."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Maybe, but no one can ever be more dominating than I have been, I mean look at everyone who I faced, Evolution threw everything they could to stop me and still isn't enough, not to mention that I retired the legendary Tank and this Monday I get to face another one of those Evolution clowns."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"I heard, but Shaun, dont speak before your actions. The real truth may be revealed."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What the hell are you talking about? You are a very confusing individual."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Isn't everyone? Life means nothing until I come...thier pain is inevitable, until I come, thier glory is high, until...I, Jace Cabalar arrive and shove all the power they had up thier ass! YOU SEE SHAUN! I HATE THEM ALL! THEY ARE ALL WORTHLESS! NOTHING! "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"... Okay buddie, you really need a pshychiatrist, a highly qualify psychiatrist."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Listen, All the fools that I delt with in the past are a nobody now. I was raised selfishly and foolheartedly, and what did I recieve in return? NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yup, definately, somebody needs to take a nap. "

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"It all ends this monday Shaun...for EVERYONE!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Have you been going to your therapy sessions? I mean after you tried to take over the world a couple of years ago I would think you would be cured by now."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"The world means nothing...the title, that one man holds, in the WWE means it all..I hate the owner...IT SHOULD BE MINE!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You do realize you have yet to have a match, right? and well, sorry bro, but after Sunday you are looking at your NEW World Heavyweight Champion."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Yes, your glory will shine for quite some time, but when my time comes...losing will be no choice."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You're not implying that you are even thinking about taking it from me are ya?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Never..."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Oh alright, I was just making sure, but anyway, how long have we been here? where's my god damn drink?!"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Forget that guy...WWE is what matters at this point."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]" No! I want my drink! where is my god damn drink?! I'm Thirsty!"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Yeah...My stomach needs a feeding as well. "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Where's that damn Bimbo?!"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"What the hell do you mean? I thought I ordered Corona."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"I mean where the fuck is our waitress?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"You mean He was a...SHE?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"How the hell should I know, I wasn't paying attention."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Damnit..."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"There she is!! there's that slut."

Shaun points at a waitress who's walking by.

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Yeah...thats...a man."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"It is?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"If Women these days have balls.."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]" Aye, why the hell you looking at his balls, you're sick man, you're a very sick person."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Funny...seems as if you thought she was a women...when she bent over to hand us our drinks you looked straigt as his ass."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]" How can I have looked at his ass when we dont have our damn drinks?!"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Life sucks Shaun, then you die."

Shaun gets an extremely perplexed look on his face after what Jace had just said, there's a minute of silence before Shaun breaks it.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What the fuck are you babblering about?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"You know what... "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"No I dont, what?!"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Exactly!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"........."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"........"

Shaun and Jace both look confused, suddenly the waiter comes towards them after Shaun whistled at him.

[:-:]'The Waiter ' John : [:-:]"Could I help you with something?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yes, you can, where the fuck are our drinks? "

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Yeah, you asshole."

[:-:]'The Waiter ' John : [:-:]"Gentleman, you have to order something in order to get something."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"So what are you saying?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"This place sucks donkey dick!"

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"No it doesnt, and if you dont like it get out."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"I still wanna know what you said."

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"How stupid can you be?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Who you yelling at?"

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"He's yelling at you, you big idiot."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What the fuck did you just say?"

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"This guy is pissing me off!"

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"Hey look at it this way, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"He's got a point."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"And its better to shut the hell up then to....ahh forget it "

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"Yeah, that's what I thought, keep your mouth shut and dont try to come with some retarded comeback. "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"He's gettin on my nerves Jace."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"I know."

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"I hope Violator kicks your ass on Monday night."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Oh, no you didn't."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Look, this kid doesn't know a word he is speaking."

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"Kid? Yet my dick is probably bigger than the both of yours put together."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Ok, you went too fucking far there."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Explains why you were shoving a sub somehow up ur front end...dont tell me you even have a dick."

[:-:]'The Waiter 'John : [:-:]"Shut up, that wasn't me you fucking idiot."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"That's it Jace, let's take care of this right here right now."

(:-:)'The Soul Assassin ' Jace Cabalar : (:-:)"Yeah, lets show them how much of an impact I am..and as well as how much better I am than Shaun.."

Shaun and Jace look at eachother then get up, they then start punching the waiter and slam his face against the table, Shaun and Jace then grab John by one arm each and throw him against a window, they both laugh and walk out of the restaurant with everyone looking at them, the scene then ends.


Beach time, yep and were just relaxing here outside the new beach house of Shaun Cabalar. He has a tons of houses next to the beach but this one is among the best. It carries all the ammunition. We can go through the list from a basketball court, indoor hockey rink, soccer field. Shaun Cabalar has it all. He's a Grand Slam Champion. Hall of Famers like him should be retired by now not in the ring wrestling jokers like Violator. So what if luck has not been on his side in the WWE yet, When it's at the place that matters the adrenaline starts to kick through. The rush of dominating and single handedly annihilating opponents is exactly where he likes it to be. Shaun Cabalar more so is not only known for his legacy but for his cockiness. Hell, the personality is another reason why he's made it this far. The personality differs between those of his peers. They just can't seem to please the crowd too well. They're weak, they try but don't get close enough but ramble and use the same boring speeches. You see in this reality Shaun Cabalar is not fit into that category. Shaun Cabalar is far above that and well past his expectations. He has nothing left to prove to himself. Mentally he can beat you, if he's not there physically. He will still beat your ass because your just not good enough. So before you all begin to mistaken yourselves and start making assumptions of career downfalls. Check your pagers, check your cell phones. Shaun Cabalar has more left than you could ever imagine. He's is just that damn great. He is just that fucking Sexy! Who is sexier then this man? We'll let you think for a minute. Nobody. So before you look into the mirror we want you to realize that whatever image you see is only a hologram or more so an imagination. You're not better than anyone else. Your not better then the next guy and well you will never be better then Shaun Cabalar. Let's roll the footage on this one because it's about time we get to business.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Time after time again it seems as though all these people do is just play mind games. It's amazing how Violator, time and time again just likes to get the better of me. Easy there chump change. As long as I'm here you're nothing but some little o'l rookie committing sexual acts, and always was a bitch to High Definition. I don't know how many ways I need to explain it. Violator first off your not original. For one your deliberate plan to imitate my productions really shows the class character you truly are. Your nothing but a fake, a phony, it tells me along with the entire WWE your not even in my league. For one minute you actually had me fooled. I actually believed you were growing, and moving over the hump of that miserable waste of a career you were having. You know Violator, I dont know why Gina or Vince or whoever books the matches put you against me here tonight. Let's face it man, you are absolutely nothing compared to me. You are a god damn Dresser Boy. What does this tell me about you? It tells me that you are nothing else but some little clown trying to face someone who you sure as hell know you cant beat. Violator, have you noticed how Jay already kicked your ass? and how Joey kicked your ass as well. The two of them already beat you and they are both High Definition members. But let me ask you this, if you got your ass handed to you by them what the hell makes you think that you actually stand a change against me? Come on think about it. I am the leader of High Definition. I am better than both Jay and Joey, if they kicked your ass then I dont see how you are going to even touch me. Let's be serious for a minute. You need to come back to reality man. You are nothing but some little worthless asshole, you are a sorry excuse for a Champion. I have never seen a World Title get so disgraced until I saw you holding it. That World Title is not yours, it doesnt belong to ya. That Title belongs to a real Champion, it belongs to someone who people would actually see as aWorld Champion. Someone worth of being a World Champion. In other words I should be the World Heavyweight Champion, not you. This match should be for the World Title so I can win it already, we all know that I am going to win it this Sunday either way so why even bother letting you keep it until then? It doesnt make any sense at all. Violator, buddy, what you are attempting to do, is not only dangerous...but it is just up right idiotic. These so called mind games that are played on a legenday icon like myself are just as use less as...well, it's useless. "

Just then a very beautiful looking blonde passes in front of Shaun. Of course, Shaun's eyes begin to wonder up and down, as the woman smiles as well as Shaun himself.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"How YOU doing?"

She begins to giggle and continues to walk as she every once in a while looks back at Shaun. He takes a sip of his hard lemonade and begins to speak again.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You see that Violator? When was the last time that happened to you? When was the last time you said something to a woman as she passed by and she couldn't help but smile and giggle? Probably never right? But then again, I cant blame you, not everybody is Shaun Cabalar. What can I say? I'm a ladies man! But I'm not here to discuss how many more woman I've been with than you. No, I am here to discuss how much more of a wrestler I am than you. The reason I believe you joined Evolution is because you are too afraid of going out and doing things on your own. Since my debut, You havent been the same, ever since I arrived you realized that someone else even better than Shawn Winters came along. You knew ever since I arrived that me becoming the World Heavyweight Champion would be inevidable.Well, you were right man. This Sunday I am going to become the World Heavyweight Champion and there is nothing that you or Evolution can do about it. I am going to become the new World Heavyweight Champion no matter what it takes, I promise you this just like I promise you tonight that I am not going to lose to your little Violating ass.If you ever think of stopping me, remember exactly who you are dealing with. Don't be mad that I am who I am. Success is in my blood. I can't help it. Hell, even if I could, I sure as hell wouldn't stop. Don't be mad that Im right as well. Shaun Cabalar speaks nothing but truth. Throughout my whole career, I said something, and it was all truth. Even if the incident had yet to happen, I said it, and that's the way it went. So here is what I have to say. Your ass is mine. You ARE my bitch. And you WILL be defeated by what you cannot touch! What you should do now, is sit right where you are at. Most likely in a leather chair at the Evolution locker room getting your dick sucked by that skanky ass ho...Shawn Winters. Haha, thought I was gonna say Ms. Evans right? Wrong! So yeah, take what I said and chew on that. Swallow it down, Digest it out. After it has passed through your system, you will have already been... Completely Annihilated!You know, time and time again, people think I am just being an egotistical jackass. Time and time again, I have had people go from fans to haters. And why? Because they just simply do not understand the Shaun Cabalar philosophy. I am not egotistical. I state facts! What isn't to understand? I mean look, Shaun Cabalar....Legend! Violator...CRAP! Evans...PMS! I mean, come on. It is that simple. Violator How dare you come out, thinking you are some kind of big dog out in the yard taking control of everything. Don't go around raising your leg pissing on everything claiming you own it. No, this isn't how things work around here. You are nothing, maybe you were but ever since High Definition and I came here the only reason on why you are even mentioned is because you won that World Title from two pitiful people back at Raise The Steaks and I screwed Winters. That is the only reason on why you are mentioned and still hold that Title. Well guess, Its soon going to be over. When I get my hands on that World Title I can guarantee you that you will never even be a third contender for it. I am going to be in even a higher league than what I already am. Instead of being in one league above you I am going to be in three. "

Shaun the flexes his arm as the camera's look at his bicep, Shaun then speaks again.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Violator, look at that. Nothing but pure power. Take a look at these hands. These hands, have grappled with the best. These hands, have worked wonders. They have pleased women, in ways you can only dream. They have held actual worthy World Championships for six long months at one point. Yeah, sure old federation acomplishments dont matter but I do know what I am going to add to my acomplishment list, after tonight I will add something else to the long list. And that is single handedly defeated teh Trouser Snake, himself. I believe it is now time, for me to whip out an umbrella, open that son of a bitch up, and block out the "Violator" For my winning reign, is the only one anyone really wants to play in. Yes folks, that has to have been one of my cheapest lines every put out there. But hey, gotta admit, that shit was catchy. So what you can do, is continue to stand around, walk all over the damn arena. Cut your damn promos with the rest of your Evolution buddies each and every fucking time. And prepare yourself tonight. No, don't even bother cutting a promo on your own. You NEED the rest of your crew to survive. And I know that. Tonight, I will show you first hand, tonight you need your group more than ever. Because this shit tonight, isn't gonna be looking very fucking pretty. No, it really isn't. The way I see it, is I am going to have to tear you apart, slap you the hell around, spit in your damn face, and then maybe...just MAYBE then you will realize who in the hell you are dealing with. You might want to bring out this "Snake" side of yours, but do not forget that I have a mean streak myself. I have ended careers before they even began. I have broken a man's bones without even realizing it. You bring your A game, I'll bring mine. In the end, while you are laid out on the mat, facing down, facing up, wherever you are,You Sure As Hell Won't Know What Hit You!"

The scene then fades to black.


Shaun Cabalar is seeing arriving in his car at the Raw arena, he gets out of his car and begins walking with his gym bag in hand, all of the sudden a salesman comes up to him and begins talking with him.

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]"Hello sir, I am from Help The Needy Assocation and just for a low cost of 25 cent a day, you can be helping out the poor. This 25 Cents can help them buy shoes, food and much much more."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Uh,No."

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]" Only 25 cents sir..that is how much you people these days waste for a man to bring a pizza to your house...thats how much you guys waste because you are too busy wanting food and you'll spend any amount."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Dammit, I said no."

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]" Oh come on...What is 25 cents a day?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Oh I don't know...25 cents a day is about 35 dollars a month, and do you actually think people would waste there time spending 35 dollars when we all know its not going to any needy person at all, its going in your damn pocket."

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]" Fool...That is a damn shame you think that...people are dying in 3rd world countries because of people like you!"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]" Fuck Off."

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]" Have a soul sir, have a damn soul, where the hell is your soul! "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]" Shut the FuckUp, damn your annoying as hell...I'm not paying 25 cents a day or whatever."

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]"Come on sir, it isnt that much amount of money."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"I dont feel like helping the poor damn it! they never helped me, why the fuck would I want to help them?"

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]"Sir, you could be a hero, wouldnt you like to be a hero to the homeless?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"NO!"

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]"Dont be cheap sir, there are people in need who just need a little bit of money from you, you must have millions, why are you being so greedy?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Listen here jackass, if you want to help out the poor so damn much why dont you fucking help them you fucking prick, leave me the fuck alone, I am greedy and I dont like sharing my fortune with anyone got that you fat fuck?"

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]"You are going to hell sir, you really are going to hell you know that?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Did anybody ask you? huh? did anybody fucking ask you chubbs?"

[:-:]'The Salesman 'Johnny : [:-:]"Well, not really but..."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"But nothing, I didnt ask you so shut the fuck up and keep your stupid ass comments to yourself, now leave me the fuck alone because I am a very busy person and I am gonna go now!"

Shaun the pushes the salesman and keeps on walking, he then begins to cool of and enters the arena. Inside of the arena there is alot of workers backstage, Shaun then shouts."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"NO BODY PANIC!! EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY, DONT WORRY YOU ARE ALL SAFE RIGHT NOW."

Everybody begins to panic and get scared because of Shaun's comments, Shaun the laughs and begins to talk again.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Ah, dont worry people, I have finally arrived, no need for all of you to panic. Like I said, you are all safe now."

Some of the workers get a disgusted look on their faces and others get annoyed as others just laugh. Shaun continues to walk down the hall as WWE Interviewer Jonathan Coahman runs towards him with a bunch of questions in mind.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yes?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Yes?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What do you want?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Oh right... "

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You forgot?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I guess You could say that."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Well how would you say it?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I... umm..."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Riiight.... Now, what do you want from me?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Well I wanted to ask you a few questions on why you came here..."

Shaun looks at the Coach and gives him a weird look.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"How the hell did you get this job?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I begged alot, I mean, um, about why did you come here?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Are you serious?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Well, Yeah, I guess."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What the hell do you mean you guess?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Well, I dont know, but, anyway, are you going to be targeting anyone in here?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"COACH! are you retarded?! you are acting as if it my first day here damn it! what the hell is wrong with you?!"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I didnt get too much sleep last night."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You gotta be the worse interviewer in the history of Interviewers."

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Yes, I know, but it is not my fault, my parents droped me alot when I was a young little girl."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Say what? did you just say you were a little girl?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Yes I did, I got a sex change a couple of years ago, they did a good job for the most part but my penis a little small."

Shaun looks at Coach and gets a very disgusted look on his face, he looks like he is about to puke."

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I dont like to tell anyone about it because it is kind of embarassing but sometimes it just slips out."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Agh, what the fuck is wrong with you man?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I am not sure, but can we get back to my interview?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"NO! get away from me you fucking weirdo."

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Please Shaun, if I dont get this interview I will not be able to get my penis enlarged, please Shaun, give me this one interview, I just need a little more to get my penis enlargement surgury, please dont do this to me Shaun, I want to start pleasing my girlfriend."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"You make me wanna hurl you know that? you are so pathetic, I dont even wanna look at you, you disgust me."

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"SHAUN! PLEASE! I beg you, let me have this one interview with you Shaun, please."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Fine, but dont ever come close to me again."

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Thank you, thank you so much Shaun"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yeah, whatever, begin."

Shaun waits for a couple of minutes but Coach gets a weird look on his face, Shaun looks at him and begins to get an annoyed look on his face."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Something is wrong."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What's wrong?!"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"My penis just got hard."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"WHAT?!!"

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"Yeah, Its never been like this before, I think its because of you."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"OK, that's it I'm out of here."

[:-:]'The Interviewer 'Jonathan Coachman : [:-:]"I'm gonna go to the pool and play with my self, I mean, play with my beachball."

[:-:]"??? '??? : [:-:]"Dont forget to bring a towel."

Shaun and Coach look at eachother with a confused look on their faces, all of the sudden South Park's own Towellie comes to the scene.

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"You should always bring a towel for when you get out of the water."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"What the fuck?"

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"If you're going to get in the water you dont ever want to forget to bring a towel."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"I dont want no god damn towel."

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"I was not talking to you, I was talking to him."

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Ah get lost you stupid towel."

There's a moment of silence until Towellie breaks it.

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"Anyone wanna get hiiiiigh?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"NO GOD DAMN IT!"

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"So you mean to tell me that you dont wanna get high?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yes, now get lost you stupid talking towel."

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"Are you implying that you dont want Towellie around?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Yes."

[:-:]"The Talking Towel 'Towellie : [:-:]"Oh, Ok, but are you sure you dont wanna hit this?"

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"Ok, too many fucking weirdos, I'm outta here."

Shaun then walks away from both Towellie and the Coach, he finds his locker room and gets into it. The scene then fades to black.


The scene reopens one more time in Shaun's locker room, Shaun is looking at a picture of his grand mother, he then looks into the camera and speaks.

[:-:]'The Ultimate Assassin ' Shaun Cabalar : [:-:]"I remember you use to always tell me when I was just a young one that if I wanted to do anything I wanted, I can, as long as I can just stick my head into it, try as hard as you can and just hope that one day you'll get your break. I also remembered you saying that you need tons of confidence. Who knew that one day your words would be right especially if these words came out of your mouth well over sixteen years. Well I guess your right, I mean I got into wrestling with hard work. I kept my head into it especially with all the hard times that came my way. Hell I even had confidence. Man I just can't believe I hardly got to know you. I'm sure you'll be glad to know that I made it to a big time Federations such as nWo and nWa, and now WWE. You know Grandma, even though I did not get to know you that well I remembered all those things you said, you were one of teh very few people who actually liked me. No body ever liked my attitude towards things or towards others. You were the one who told me to just not give a fuck about a damn thing, if you were here right now you would be so proud. It is for you that I am going to win tonight Grandma, I am going to dedicate this victory for you and for you only. You know Grandma, some people here choose to boo for me as they cheer for others, All I got to say is that you can chant what you want, but you got to love my skills. To me this is all a joke. I turn on the television and I see Violator talking, I see Violator running his mouth about alot of things. Violator you say that the black man is back and ready? you know what I say? I say who cares, back or not you're still an unworthy piece of shit, sorry excuse for a wrestler. You keep on running your mouth saying on how you are going to kick my ass and show me what you are made of, you are going to show me what a Dresser Boy is all about heh? What are you going to show me man? are you going to show me how you dress boys in dressers?If that's the case then I will gladly pass buddy, I am in no way interested in seeing that at all. You say you like to come out to the ring and have fun? what the fuck do I look like? do I look like a fucking clown to you for you to come and play? oh wait no, you said you were going to give me a fight didn't you? Do you actually think you can give me a fight man? I am Shaun Cabalar, The Perfect Vision, you cant fucking stop me man, not you and not Evolution, I laugh at you when I hear you all say how you are all going to beat me. All of you are pointing fingers at me telling me this telling me that, so like Eminem once said I am going to put one back at you, not the Index or the Pinky or the Ring or the Thumb, but the one you put up when you dont give a fuck. That is the finger I am going to point at you all, I just dont give a fuck what you guys have to say about me. You want me to care? then back your shit up like I do. Little bitch talking about third is the charm, you think this is baseball or something? well it's not! you are not facing no Jay O'Neil or Joseph Jade in this match, you aren't facing Shawn Winters. You are facing me, Shaun Cabalar, A man who is way above your wrestling skills and abilities, a man who is avobe your damn level. That's who you are facing, you are facing the Perfect Vision and noone else. Violator, you like to repeat yourself dont you? you keep babblering about on how I'm going down and how High Definition is going down, and this and that, how many motherfucking times did you say that already? you said that stupid shit over and over again like as if you were some retarded recording machine or something. Geez, give it a rest man, nobody likes to hear the same damn thing over and over and over again. We all got your point the first time you bored us with your little speech. Violator, you know man, you are the last thing on my mind right now, I mean with Joker's Wild being right around the corner you mean absolutely nothing, you can run your mouth all you want like I said before but that wont matter at all. But you know Violator, Domination breeds success...I've heard that from a few people around the wrestling business. Yet, that has no true meaning. Domination has many different ways of happening. You can be a dominant tag team, a dominant diva, dominant heavyweight, or even a dominant faction.Domination in these areas can breed success in many ways. You can be a legend, a great luchadore, or the foundation of a new era in wrestling. But, when I look at High Definition and the members in our faction, we have it all. We have the dominant heavyweights, we have the dominant faction, we have the dominant divas, and we will have dominant tag teams. High Definition and only High Definition will be the legends of wrestling that everyone wants to be. Yet, some still don't seem to see it our way. There are still non-believers out there who think they are better and that they can tear apart the corporation. Of course, I am talking about guys like Evolution. You all seem to think that you got our numbers, Well, I hate to burst their bubble, but you are dead wrong on all ends of the fight. No way in hell will I let those you sit back and run your mouths about how you are superior to High Definition. Tonight I am not fighting for myself, but for High Definition as well. I am a part of. Also, I have many people behind me in this matchup that want to see Violator fall. I don't have to show any kind of sympathy for what I do inside of the ring because I need to show how dominant I am. If domination breeds success in the wrestling business, then dammit, High Definition is success, I am sucess, Tonight I will show no mercy whatsoever. Anyone can doubt us because that's their freedom, but I must warn now that doubting High Definition comes with a severe cost that is out of anyone's price range. That's why the doubts and the second guessing will all halt tonight once the world sees what I do to that fleebe minded insect by the name of Violator. I set the damn tone of the World Wrestling Entertainment, and everyone will go along with it or suffer a horrible ending to their careers. We accept no other way of life but to make examples out of each and every superstar or wannabe superstar that enters the wrestling business and challenges the best to a fight. Violator knows that everyone in High Definition is the epitome of greatness, he just is too insecure to admit it to himself. Behind all of his strong words and disses, he holds so much fear that even he can't stand it himself. I will expose that of him in the ring in hours to come. You know the saying What goes around comes around? Do you believe in it Violator? To be Honest yeah I believe that saying is true,because it has been proven a whole hell of a lot in the existence of this world. Look at Saddam for instance. He masterminded attacks on the United States for years, and what happened? We took over his country and dethroned him from power. You can also prove that statement true by looking at the situation with Japan in World War 2. They decided to get froggy and take out Pearl Harbor, so we ended up using the atom bomb on them and wiping away their country basically. But, Justin, the atom bomb and the takeover in other countries is nothing compared to what Violato's mouth has gotten him into. I am forced to take measures in which I never could see myself going in this match, just because threats from Violator have lead me to believe that he will try anything and everything to win this matchup tonight. Every word out of his mouth is another inch of his grave that he digs himself. Every insult is just one more ounce of agony that he will feel. Once I get into the ring and defeat him, there won't be any coming back. I won't end up on a stretcher, he will. The only thing I will be on at the end of the night is a comfortable bed. Violator can nurse all of his wounds in the north wing of the Wilkes Barre hospital. This arena, this company, these are places that I work at and that I earn my living. Violator better not screw with the way I live, because I take that seriously. He will quickly learn not to interfere in my way of life, my way of income. To sit back and let him beat me would be the biggest travesty the world has seen. So, what I will do tonight is torture him inside of that ring, beat him to the last breath of his pity little life, then humiliate him infront of his so called fans.Violator is quick to go and make me look bad, but lets analyze him for a second. He has probably more losses than wins here so far and he thinks he is the shit, well that isn't anything compared to my wins. I have only lost 3xs in my career, and I have ten times more accolades than he does. So, he has no room to brag about how good he is or brag about how he can beat High Definition. If I were him, I would not throw the respect out of the window because I will have to beat the respect from him now. He knows his loss is inevitable, yet he tends to think that he will lay upon me like a sheet on a bed, whatever the hell that means. If you ask me, I think Violator is going a little curved now in his sexual preference after making a comment like that. No matter how well known he is, no matter how good he is, the fact is that if he wants to fight me head on and run my name through the mud, I will come back at him ten times worse. That's the way it will be, the way it's written, and the way it will be shown, Violator, your soul may belong to god, but your ass is one hudred percent mine!"

With those words said the scene then ends.