The Music plays. The lights all turn green. The fans are rather silent as Bourne steps out from behind the curtain as the main part of the song kicks in. He raises his arms in the air as he walks down to the ring. A few fans are giving a reaction now, some cheers, some booing, but most of the fans giving no reaction to the new guy.

Commentator - Bourne isn't really popular in a good or bad way. This is a result of what happens to wrestlers if they do not put the effort into their job

Commentator 2 - I totally agree, Bourne is entering the ring now like he owns the place, he owns nothing. I am surprised he can own his own transport here, as the WWCF won't be paying for it.

Commentator - Well he was removed from the King of the Deathmatch X title, which was an incredible match won by Damon Moriaty after covering a beat down Yoshi Lee

Commentator 2 - Yoshi Lee took a beating of a Lifetime.... and Ironically paired up with Bourne in a Tag Match on Pulse. Bourne & Yoshi Lee... versus Pezzer and Brandon Michaels.

By now Bourne is in the ring he has a microphone in his hand. The music has faded out....

Bourne - Some of you people know me, some of you don't. Some of you couldn't give a crap because you are indeed aware that I couldn't give a crap wether you love me or hate me, and you show the same feelings for me that I got for you.... none.

The Fans who were silent before are now slowly turning up the volume by booing

Commentator - What a way to get a start in this business. Don't turn up for your shows AND insult the fans when you don't turn up.

Commentator 2 - I don't think that he meant all the fans, just the ones that show no reaction.... now that has changed.

Bourne - But do not worry.... In time I can win you round. I shall be an asset to the company. A thorn in the side of those who get in my way and by all accounts.... stay in my way. Not to worry though... I have already made myself a list...

Bourne pulls out a list from his backpocket.

Bourne - Of Wrestlers I want to avoid.....

Bourne starts reading from the list.

Bourne -  Callisto., the.... one.... who.... talks.... like.... she.... has..... tourettes.... I mean seriously lets discuss this for a second or so. For one, her self promotion for this weeks Pulse was nothing more than a snorefest. You are like a prescription of sleeping pills for the hyperactive, you weaken your opponents by making them listen to your boring tales, made even longer with what seems like a stutter that would make even the strongest of minds collapse to the ground, then in one comdey moment, you may even add the good old British swear word at the end of what you say.

A few fans seem to like the comdey value of Bourne, but most are struggling wether to love him or hate him

Bourne - And please.... the Queen of Pulse. Everyone in this building knows that the real Queen of Pulse is indeed Chase Campbell. Prancing around with his manfists.... you can tell the poor girl wants to be like Chyna. Hell I heard on the grapevine that he is even interested in doing some kind of sex-tape with someone here in the WWCF... but lets be real... if his sex life is a entertaining and lasts as long as his matches then lets just just say he won't be looking at a new career anytime soon.

Commentator - Too Far!

Commentator 2 - I Agree, Chase Campbell is a fantastic star here in WWCF

Bourne - Now let me get onto more important issues. This week you are all indeed equal.... all you fans have the same right, from the fans in the front row, to the fans buying the tickets off the black market who are trying to view from behind a pillar right now.... This week you shall all see Bourne carry Yoshi Lee to defeat Brandon Michaels and Pezzer himself in a Tag Team match only on Pulse!

There is a mixed reaction to this selfhype.

Bourne - Now what I understand is that Yoshi like myself, seems to have a bit of trouble coming to the ring, making a statement or so... so I have indeed gone to the trouble of getting him out here myself! Everyone look at the Big Screen now!