The
Scene is set with Bourne sat in a chair facing the camera. He is
leaning forward twiddling his thumbs. He looks quite serious, probably
the most serious since he has joined the WWCF.
Bourne
- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an important announcement. I have come
to work out that in the WWCF, things are different than anywhere I am
used to playing. Here is what I propose to do. Since I have recently
been under come some critism over the way I promote myself here in the
WWCF. I am going to use the Prime Example of one Brandon Michaels. So
let us start with this....
Bourne takes a dusty book from next to his chair and begins to read
Bourne - As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody
who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the
ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window,
muttering under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their requirements . .
. half an inch, if that . . ."
"Hello, Nick," said Harry.
"Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and looking
round. He wore a dashing, plumed hat on his long curly hair, and a
tunic with a ruff, which concealed the fact that his neck was almost
completely severed. He was pale as smoke, and Harry could see right
through him to the dark sky and torrential rain outside.
Bourne pretends to type a tear from his eye. He looks at the camera, this time not reading from the book.
Bourne
- That Ladies and Gentlemen is the first part of the Brandon Michaels
style interview, I call it.... the totally non wrestling releated part
of the self promotion. I felt like this segment of what I just read
totally expressed how I feel. Let me Criticise for a minute, I mean
this guy his recording his dreams for the whole world to see, either
that or he is paying some poor fools to dress up like Demons.
Bourne looks to the floor and shakes his head
Bourne
- Also, let us revise the content a little. Is Brandon Michaels Stable
enough to work for the WWCF? Let us seriously think about this for a
second. I mean lets look at this dream of his. Demons, Swords,
REPELLING MAGNETS! It is quite obvious that this guy is quite... what
the kids call.... Emo.
Bourne looks back up at the camera
Bourne
- And I thoguht Callisto was bad, but I am quite sure she is just
trying to attract other instablised girls to join together and make
plots against the men of the business, but that is a different story.
Let us talk about Bradon still. Did anybody notice the difference
between his first Self Promotion and the Most Recent one? There weren't
many.... But I did notice a simularity. This guy likes to brag on the
titles hes won, but he fails to mention how many times he lost them. I
Mean FIVE times he lost the X-Division Championship.... why he would
brag about that is beyond me.
Bourne stands up and walks to his right. He continues to talk to the camera
Bourne
- I was also doing some research, and I found an interesting back
corridor that gives the plaques and messages to all of the Hall of
Famers here in the WWCF. Lets have a lot who we got here....GO-D, Chris
Tyme, Harlem Dragon, Brent Daley... Hells Angel... and if we walk right
to the end of the corridor we of course have Brandon Michaels.
Bourne looks at the plaque, and the picture above it
Bourne
- That indeed is a very nice picture Brandon. No wonder you have the
self title of being the greatest wrestler alive! I mean You have a
picture on the wall, a Plaque, enough nerve to actually be a homophobe.
I mean I know the rules state you should not be offensive, but you
pretty much guessed the type of person I am, I'll let it slide if you
insult me because of my sexual preference. But I would have thought a
Hall of Famer, The Greatest Wrestler that Ever Lived..... The 5 Time "I
Won and Lost" X-Division title winner.... the one and only Brandon
Michaels.... would indeed set a damn better example.
Bourne studies the picture more so
Bourne - Did anyone ever tell you you looked just like Pezzer?
Bourne
looks at the picture again. He decides enough is enough and punches the
glass. He rips the plaque off of the wall and throws it against the
opposing wall. Bourne looks at the camera and smiles.
Bourne
- Opps.... my jobber hands just ruined what you worked so hard for. If
only I cared enough about your achievements.... because at Pulse...
Bourne will indeed make an example out of you. Hall of Fame or not, I
cannot respect anyone that needs to insult a minority to get one over
another person. I shall indeed make it personal that I drag your ass in
a non violating kind of way across the ring and make you submit. I will
indeed make sure that you shall be remembered as the guy who lost to a
PUNK BITCH and not only will you have lost your match, you will indeed
TAP OUT. I shall make sure you never are able to show your face! I am
going to make sure you cannot back your words up. Let us hope Pezzer
doesn't Tag you in.... because if me and you meet Face to Face, I
promise you.... you shall regret it.
Bourne grabs the camera.... throws it and....
End scene
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