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Commentator - Welcome Everyone to The Aftermath  of Pulse. We Are live from the University of Alaska!!!!

Commentator 2 - Indeed we are! And the WWCF Superstar called Bourne has paid himself for the hiring of the School so he can give some kind of Q+A Session!

Commentator - The Weird thing is.... Why has he asked us to come along?

Commentator 2 - Because he said he wants nothing more than to pay someone to brag about his Win over Brandon Michaels and Pezzer on this recording.

Commentator - Smart thats really smart. If there isn't enough people trying to degrade Bourne as it is.

Just as the commentator finished that sentence.... the Music Of Bourne hits the PA system.


The Fans in the Audience cheer as Bourne comes from behind the back. He comes on smiling and waving to the fans as he walks towards the platform. He thats saying Thank You over the Crowds cheers and his music. The Tech guys see this as an opportunity to fade things out. The fans take cue and quieten down.

Bourne - Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen... Thank you for having me here. I understand Pro-Wrestlers don't get to do this often, after the Ultimate Warriors Career in this business lasted as long as his WCW Career.

The fans laugh

Bourne - I am here to answer any questions on the Pro-Wrestling Business, The WWCF, and of course Myself. Now don't be scared to ask me questions, being here myself with all you cheering is an ego boost in itself.  Before we get started, I had better introduce myself. I am Bourne. The name is not based on Matt Damon, nor the series. Yes I look like Matt Damon, but we are not related in anyway. I am from New York City, but I spend most of my time traveling. My age.... 23 years old.

Bourne looks at the crowd

Bourne - I see the queues are forming for the microphone....

Bourne looks at one guy in the crowd

Bourne - You better set the standard sir.... Off you go.

Fan - First for all I would like to thank you on the behalf of Alaska for being here today

The fans cheer for the mention of their town name. Bourne smiles and nods

Fan - But the question I want to ask is... How did it feel after finally getting some positive responses for your "Mic Work" as they call it. I hear you were getting a lot of critism from backstage management.

Bourne - Well I think that is all behind me now. It wasn't so much I was bad on the microphone, more so  that I didn't turn up to use the microphone now. Like I said, that is behind me now. Next fan...

Fan -  I hear on an internet site that the wrestlers give their "predictions" in some backstage banter. I this true and how many times have you got their backing?

Bourne - Yes it is true, I think its a fabulous idea. The wrestler have some "unwritten rules" so to speak, although I think it is only out of politeness, they do not vote on their own matches. To answer the next part of your question, I have never once been voted to win a match. The Ironic thing is, I am currently undefeated. If they keep betting against me, hopefully I continue to prove wrong and I shall win my matches.

Bourne motions to the next fan to ask a question

Fan - How did it feel winning the tag team match on yesterdays Pulse?

Bourne - It felt great, usually I would not be happy with a DQ win, but it went to show that I have the match won, but Brandon Michaels needed his Partner to come help him out. I was about to win clean, the fact the Pezzer also tried to change the decision and failed gives me that extra bit of satisfaction. The end of the day, I am the kind of person the other superstars won't take seriously. I Do not blame them.... but each time they step inside the ring with me. I am goign to give a Hundred Percent. I know I'm not going to be undefeated forever, but hell I am going to make sure that everytime a superstar walks into the ring with me, they walk out knowing they had one of the toughest fights of their career. I promise you that.

Fan - How does it feel that Triple H complemented you on your status of a Rookie thats not "wet behind the ears".

Bourne - Its funny you should say that.... I just watched the Two Speeches by Randy and Triple H. Triple H going on how I was a rookie in this business. I call that ignorance... but I'll accept what he says. He Acknowledged me. He knows deep down I could put up a fight. As For Randy. I have Zero respect for him... I mean that guy thinks hes fighting a One on One match with Triple H. Triple is right in one thing, Randy will try and get a quick pin on me and try to win the match. But I promise you, I shall not be the one suffering the 3 Count, or submitting. I will not lie down for anyboody.

Fan - So you really think you have a chance in the match?

Bourne - Of Course I Do. I would be stupid to let this oppotunity come flying in my face and let it go. I mean I beat a former World Champion in my last match. And In reality... that is all Triple H is. He can brag about this 16 time World Champion thing, but he lost it 16 times also. He is not the WWCF Champion right now, which means he isn't at the top of the ladder. He is Triple H.... the Game... respects the fact im not Jason Bourne. But the thing is Triple H... I have already found his weakness. He Under estimates people. I remember one time in the WWE when he lost to the Ultimate Warrior in like a minute. Sure thats looking way back... we all make mistakes. Didn't he date Chyna Pre-Surgery?

The whole place is in up-roar

Bourne - Seriously though. Triple H. I am going to fight him and Randy until I cannot fight no more. This is by far the biggest match of my career so far. I have two opponents in that ring, so I hope HHH isn't going to flatter himself by thinking hes the only one I'm going for. I do not run away from no challenge. I fight until I have no more fight left in me. I will not quit, I will not lay down for anybody!  They do not call me Hulk Hogan, I am here to fight for glory... not money. I could do this shit for free!  I hope Triple H is bringing his A-Game to the ring next week. Before I shall give him a fight nobody has seen before.

Bourne takes the mic from the stand

Bourne - I shall give him a fight nobody has even dared give him before. And when everything is done, no matter the outcome, Triple H will stand on his feet, Look in my direction. I will look right into his eyes and say My Name is Bourne!  And at the point he will realise that this ROOKIE just showed the world, that he is no beginner to the business. I don't care if I pin Triple H, I don't Care if I pin the former X-Champion, I don't care if Triple H has made a Sex Tape with Chyna, the fact of the matter is, Monday, Bourne is walking out of the arena! and He intends on walking out with the fans realising who the hell he is!

All of a suddent the power cuts out. The lights go, the mic goes... the camera...

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