Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen.... I would like to introduce....

The Announcer looks confused as an unfamiliar music starts to play throughout the arena. The fans are silent also wondering who this is....

Commentator - I Recognise this theme.... wasn't this Triple H's theme back in the day?

Commenrator 2 - I believe so? Is this Triple H coming out to do another interview?

The commentators question was answered as Bourne walks out from behind the curtain with a blonde wig on, a nice long burgandy and black robe, and of course... an extended nose. He starts Bowing to the fans as he walks down the ramp.  He climbs in the ring and courtesy's the crowd. The fans are howling with laughter. Bourne grabs a microphone and begins to speak in a fake BRITISH accent.

Bourne - Good Evening Chaps, My Name is Triple Haich. Hunter Heart Helmsley! Last Night was a Jolly good show was it not?

The fans cheer with excitement

Bourne - And Bloody Hell... My voice... It has suddenly changed, I sound like Lee Evans from "Theres something about Mary". By God... I had a nice little match with Bourne didn't I. We wrestled around like Big Daddy for a bit, I even got an erection because it reminded me of my sex life with Chyna... a good bit of rough and tumble oh yes. But not to worry, I did what they taught me to do in the scouts.... if a man is going to beat me up, kick him in the balls and put his head between my legs, Jolly Good.

Commentator - Bourne does not know when to give up does he.

Bourne - But if I must be serious for a minute... cough cough...  Triple H, I was quite impressed with our match. Good tactic on the Low Blow. Guess you was right, it was rookie of me not to see a guy want to play with my... ahem.. Tackle. But thats fine Triple H. The right man won.... this time. You can say what you want to Stephanie "I kissed Kurt Angle behidn your Back" McMahon. I saw the look in your eyes when you realised you couldn't keep me down. Toying with me.... Trips, lets be honest, I nearly had you beat. Sure I know that your comeback will be some Vin Diesal type speech on how "It don't matter how much you win by, Winnings Winning" crap.... but you know why I am so upbeat Triple H. You beat me.... you got the Pin. If the Referee don't see it.... thats how things go....

Bourne pulls the fake nose off from his face

Bourne - But lets face it.... I am so happy because you had to cheat to win. You had to cheat to beat some rookie. I find it absolutely hilarious Trips. You talked the talk, on how you was the Game... You said you was sick and tired of me bringing past shit up. You said you was going to beat me easy... But I'm still standing Triple H, and I will make sure that I tell the world you won. You ready... MY NAME IS BOURNE, I GOT PINNED BY TRIPLE H! HE HAD TO CHEAT TO BEAT A ROOKIE!!! I mean Triple H, you are going to the PPV fighting for the World title... and you are struggling to beat me? Dear Me Triple H. What are we going to do with you... I mean I know you'll hacve something to say. You always do. I know you have your followers Triple H. I think a man of your status deserves to have people constantly praising you. I really do. You come out... say some boring words in your monotone voice, then you get all the wrestlers backstage come up and say "Hey Trips, I loved what you said out there this week". I think its great, that isn't sarcasm either Triple H.... I really believe you deserve it. Its just when other wrestlers and Divas come out... start talking the most unnessecary shit I have ever heard in my life... then all the wrestlers backstage are going to them in the back "GOOD JOB ON THAT INTERVIEW", when its obvious that they are probably just some little Country Girl who is popular backstage for the wrong reasons... if you catch my drift

The fans try to get a Bourne chant starting, but Bourne cuts them off.

Bourne - Now now... Ladies and Gentleman.... I have an annoucement to make. I need your quietness. As Much as I would love to sit here and tear Triple H apart verbally. I would just like to leave a mark of respect for a guy who has indeed been an inspiration to us all.... a Guy who recently lost the last match of his career in the WWCF, and once he saw the name "Bourne" as his opponent this week.... he quit the company. Didn't like the fact he was going against Bourne.... no. So I would like to dedicate the next five minutes or so... to one Ryan Thomas

Bourne points to the screen.... a Picture shows with music playing in the background

Bourne hangs his head in silence, the fans though are cheering. Bourne peeks up and smirks.

Bourne - See I heard on the Grapevine that Ryan Thomas has indeed left the building. He has gone! Quit! Was it because of Bourne? Was it due to backstage ribbings that he lost a match? Was it because he wet the bed on a nightly basis because they know that if they give him a low blow he may forget that he has to go down rolling on the floor pretending to hold his tackle? I mean his outburst proved one thing... he has no balls. Last time I checked, you had to be a man in this business! Hell a girl told stories week after week and shes still here even after being caught out. Hell, Randy Readman is still here and NOBODY IN THIS FEDERATION likes him. Yet you walk out because yo lost a match or two... or realised that you were going to lose again this week so you ran before they could make you fight.

Bourne looks at the crowd

Bourne - We come out here every week.... Trying our best to fight to the top of the mountain. We do it so the people who pay our wages.... The fans that is... have a damn entertaining time.

The Fans cheer at this

Bourne - The fact is, you have turned into some idiotic crybaby who threw his toys out of his pram because he couldn't handle the fact that he can't win a damn match. That is one thing I respect of Every guy, girl, Shemale, in the back today. They come out here, they give it their all. Some one out here Four Times a week, some come out once. But they don't cry like a little bitch when they lose a damn match. Hell even Triple H doesn't cry... and hell I am guessing he was Chynas Bitch at some point.

Bourne looks at the crowd

Bourne - So Ryan Thomas you have a choice right now.... you can walk out slam the door behind you, so we can get on with our love of this business. Or you can go to Mcdonalds.... grab a few free napkins, wipe your tears away, come back and lets get some shit going!

The fans pop BIG TIME for this speech

Bourne - I shall be here all week Ryan.... I shall be there at Aftershock. Turn up Ryan... Be there.

Bournes proper music plays as he leaves the ring. scene end