[The scene is set at a house show where Aftershock will be live next Monday. The fans in attendance happy with the fact they they have seen WWCF Superstars pretty much kick some ass against nobodies, but that isn't the only thing they are excited about. Oh no. For some reason, unknown to the fans. This particular "House Show" is being recorded, that and the fans overpriced programmes indicate that there is going to be a very special guest tonight. Of Course the lovely announcer is in the ring where the fans believe she is going to announce the next match]

Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight in the WWCF, we have a very special surprise for you tonight. As you all know, this is a recorded House show in which all of you now are live all over the world!

[The fans cheer in hope the camera will zoom to them so they can be seen on TV]

Announcer - So without further ado....

[The Lights go out suddenley.... the fans go quiet in excitement, even the odd few that get their mobile phones and turn the lights on creating some kind of epic scene. Of course back in the day fans used lighters to create this kind of drama but this is the future! No Burned fingers. Meanwhile the lights start to come on. Sporting a nice green color all around the arena. The fans are whistling, trying to rush what the big annoucement is. The Commentatry team discuss the matters]

Commentator - What is this?

Commentator 2 - I have no idea, but I guess we are going to find out..

[Just then music starts playing over the PA system]


Commentator - OH MY GOD! LOOK WHOS BACK!

Commentator - BOURNE!!!!!

[Bourne steps from behind the curtain and proceeds to walk down to the ring. No poses like usual. Not egging the fans on as usual.]

Commentator - Bourne looks serious...

Commentator 2 - I wonder what grinded his gears...

[Bourne is now in the ring has he snatches the mic from the announcer, he points outside of the ring for her to get out. He pus the mic to his mouth]

Bourne - Cut the damn music...

[The music fades out as the fans go silent confused what is going on]

Bourne - Welcome, I know in your programmes it states that indeed you are getting a special guest....  well I am afraid to tell you that that guest won't be turning up no more. Infact your guest was a former WWE Superstar, possibly making a signing here in the WWCF. But due to unforseen circumstances... I am here instead.

[The fans give no reaction to what Bourne is saying]

Bourne - No, I am lying. It was forseen circumstances. Apparently this "top superstar" was passing time at home waiting to get his flight out here.... but then he fell asleep listening to Triple H's latest rant thinking "Oh god not another re-run". You see the people watching around the world instantly switch over the channel to watch Family Guy re-runs because they are that sick and tired of Triple H coming out and saying the same old same old. Yet all the wrestlers backstage seem to sit there mesmorised by his "Epic" speeches and regulary sit there with a sock covering their pieces. When in reality Triple may just save himself the effort.... let me give you a rerun of a Triple H interview

[Bourne coughs, and then impersonates Triple H]

Bourne - My name is Triple H. I shall sit here backstage or go into the ring each week and say how I am a 12 time Champion and how everyone else is a rookie and.... erm erm... let me think what line I used last week... it'll still be funnier this time around... ahh I forget.... WAIT WAIT! I know! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! RAR!!!

[The fans laugh at this impression]

Bourne - But on a serious note, he is one of the reasons why Profession Wrestling is on the decline! Same Shit Different Day. But then we come to the other downfall.... Randy Readman. You know who I mean right? The guy who thinks people cheer for him in his head but in reality they are telling him he absolutely sucks? I mean this guy kidnaps "family" and he thinks people are cheering for him like the people cheered one release day of the latest Harry Potter Book. The guy is so random, and obvious he isn't all there in the head. So then we'll go to the guy who arranges matches here....

[Bourne again puts a voice on, putting on the "dumb jock" voice]

Bourne - Ohhh What match can we make this week.... oooo... I KNOW! Lets take the person who is mentally retarded and speaks no sense when talking to the fans, the guy who kidnaps family members and threaten them with murder.... ohhh Lets put him in a high profile match-up against the World Champion at the Main event of AfterShock in a Cage match! Because that makes a LOT OF SENSE.

[Bourne goes back to speaking in his normal voice]

Bourne - Fantastic. We have WWCF Superstars backstage who work their ass's off, I mean I understand that there is equal rights for the handicapped and all. But Seriously? Why not give the man who went Toe to Toe with Triple H a match with the World Champion.... instead you give me an opponent who gets pinned after recieving a PILEDRIVER. Thanks very much! Bourne saw Ryan Thomas come down to the ring, a guy who is more than established in the WWCF, and pin him with a piledriver.... So what is Bournes reward? Oh Yes... a NON TITLE match against a guy that thinks naming himelf after a Crow gives him some kind of intimidation Factor. Infact I know its been a while since we heard The Crow talk.... but he gave you fans a personal message...

[Bourne looks a the camerea and quotes a popular line from the movie Evolution]

Bourne - Ka Ka! Tukki Tukki!

[The fans are howling with laughter as Bourne continues]

Bourne - Now lets get onto more important issues in the WWCF. The whol OH MY GOD WHO ATTACKED SIMMONS AND READMAN shenannigans. My name may have been thrown into the mix, but I see Simmons would like to give me a match so basically why would I attack him. As for people who attacked Randy Readman, I am sure the entire roster would like to give him a nice kick to the head one by one. Hell People would QUEUE for that shit. Put the guy in some stocks and charge a Dollar for every headshot you have. Not only will the organiser be instant millionnaires, but someone may actually raise enough money to sell Triple H some decent threats.

[Bourne looks at the camera]

Bourne - Enough of the rookie games, today this reputation ends. People aren't getting what they deserve in this place, and I personally will make sure people get whats coming to them.

[Bourne throws the mic to the floor and leaves the ring, he marches upto the curtains and exits. Scene End]