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Announcer -  Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you....



Announcer - from New York City... he is BOURNE!!!!

Commentator - Bourne is out here for the second time this week. Isn't this getting a bit repetitive?

Commentator 2 - Bourne is indeed coming out again, but I think something must be on his mind for him to be here

Bourne steps out onto the stage, not doing his usual routine of posing for the crowd. He walks right down to the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope. Right upto the announcer who gives him the microphone. Bourne instantly puts the microphone to his lips as he walks around the ring.

Bourne - Cut cut cut the music!

The Music cuts out.

Bourne - Now it has come to my attention that people here in the WWCF indeed think I am a wrestler of a lower standard to everyone else. I mean lets just draw out a few facts here. Number ONE! I do not give a shit if you used to wrestle in the WWE, the WCW, The ECW, the XPW, TNA, ROH or hell if you are apart of the UFC, the fact of the matter is this.... Not everyone has to wait so many years to be in this business to get success. I mean lets face it, Triple H. You used to go around putting on a fake french accent.... pretending to be some kind of snob.... and if u want proof. Here is a clip to show you...

Bourne points to the video screen


Bourne - Now obviously that is an old interview... I mean this was Pre-WWE. Its funny really because you indeed made yourself one of the greatest of all time. But this business was new to you was it not? I mean you came into the WCW, made some shit about being World Champion in your fake Accent. Then of course you did nothing. Then of course you moved to WWE and within time you established yourself as indeed oen of the all-time greats. The thing is Triple H. I find it very confusing about your comments. I mean you went from a "lower rate" federation, to the top federation of the business. I don't want to blow my trumpet here Triple H, but I came from an "unknown" federation, and now I've come to the big leagues. Now I am going to do what you did in the WWE, but take out all the fake accent shit... I mean you did say in previous interviews you were quite happy that I was being myself and not being fake about anything right? So I'll take that out.... I'll not sleep with the manilest looking female to ever grace the earth, I'll skip the getting beat in just over a minute by the greenest guy in wrestling history, I shall skip being in the shadow of one of the greatest of all time using his status to make a real name for myself, and while I am at it... I shall not be staying on top of the wrestling world just because I am sleeping with the boss's daughter. I shall skip all the shit that you did and just go for it now. You say I'm playing mind games? Yes I may, but because you have pointed out the mind games doesn't mean they haven't had an effect on you Triple H. No. It just means you can actually listen to what I am saying for a change. Now you may be a danger to your own advice. If you would have took your own advice sooner rather than putting on a fake accent and pretending to be some kind of posh snob in the ring... then as soon as DX comes along you suddenly lose the accent.... then you would have been propelled into the Main Event Years before you finally made it.

Commentator - Harsh Words by Bourne

Commentator 2 - Words he'll probably regret.

Bourne - Now lets get onto Randy Readman. They guy who is constantly bickering about some shit. You sir, are also a hypocrit. You come in talking about how Triple H needs to focus on his match, Triple H needs to do this etc etc. Well Maybe you should focus on your match with Brent rather than interfering with a couple of superstars that are obviously way out of your league. You get that Schmuck? I mean I heard your interview. You seemed very eageer to point out that Bourne had never wrestled before. I mean shucks.... ask Julia Easter where I came from. She'll tell you that I came from the same background federation as her, and if history proves me right, didn't she beat Triple H with a Roll up? Yeah Thats what I thought Randy. I mean you have the nerve to call me a "minor wrestler". Let me see... I've had 4 matches in this Federation so far. So far I have lost none of them. I have Main Evented Pulse.... Beat Pezzer and Brandon in what I call a Handicapped match, and of course proved everybody wrong so far who doubted me backstage. I have stepped upto the plate when it comes to a war of words with idiotic fools who try and talk trash, but in reality they spend their time saying the same thing over and over again, when in reality its because they have took too many shots to the head to think of other ways to tell me they are gonna kick my ass. I think these fans would agree I have made somekind of impact as far in the WWCF?

The crowd cheers for Bourne, he nods his head in acknowledgement

Bourne - I mean.... The Readmanoholics? DUDE THINK OF YOUR OWN MATERIAL! Unless you are intentionally trying to make a mockery out of a superstar who indeed pisses all over your legacy. But lets forget about your imitations of others, lets talk about the fact you said my head was in cloud cuckooland. I better not be in that mind frame when I face Triple H. What kind of mindframe would you like me to be in Randy? The Kind of mindframe that just sits there and insults somebody all day that has no intentions of backing up his words?  Lets face it schmuck... you try to give ME advice? I mean DUDE seriously. I'm not your friend, nor ur enemy... but you hinted at making some kind of alliance? Seriously man.... Think what you have just done. You insulted me, wrote off my chances of beating Triple H.... called me a Rookie...  tell me to focus. I mean did you even know you had a match at Aftershock? Why would I allign myself with somebody who cannot focus on the task ahead of them? You talk to me about focus....  Eat your own words. Then you do the classic "I'm new so I can beat everyone on the roster" speech. YAWN. BE ORIGINAL! Every new wrestler strolls into that locker room, and as soon as a camera is put on their faces, they go around talking smack, then when they get into the ring, they get whipped like the village pig. Randy... seriously.... I'm new around here. But even I know that to be the man you have to prove yourself. Now Be quiet.... focus on your own match.... and stop interfering with the big boys.

The Fans cheer the roof off! They seemed to like that speech

Bourne - Now lets talk about Richy. Again so far you have refused to comment on our match this week on Aftershock. I seriously hope you are going to step up. Because I am seriosuly going to make you look bad this week. I am more ready of this match than I have ever been in my career. I am ready to shock the world by coming in and defeating the most spoken name in modern wrestling history. Now I suggest you start getting prepared....

Bourne looks at the crowd

Bourne - Now onto Triple H....

The crowd cheers for this name

Bourne - How it was a surprise that you once again did the same kind of speech towards me. Throwing the word rookie around a bit... I am SURE i heard you throw the word "newb" in also. Very Mature. I am glad you are finally admitting that hooking up with Chyna was the biggest mistake of your career. I am also glad you showed me a picture of your wife Stephanie McMahon.... I am quite proud of your career Triple H. The Laughs, the Jokes.... the pain, the madness, ahh its all a good path to lead.

Commentator - What is Bourne getting at?

Bourne - Also you said I was good on a mic? You also said the only way I will beat you is a quick pin on Richy. So right away you are giving me ways to beat you. I don't care if you are planning your excuses in advance Trips... A loss is a Loss. On the record.... if I win the match that is... It will say "Bourne Defeated Richy and Triple H" See thats the joy of a Triple Threat match Triple H. Maybe you should Learn that... I mean your record in Triple Threat matches isn't really that great. But Lets not get itno that. I do understand Triple H that you are indeed the man to beat. You are the man that people are PROUD to get a victory over. I agree with you. But that is why I am here. To beat the man. Until I get the Gold around my waist that says to the world "This guy fought his way to the top of the ladder and became the Champion". I am not goign to do it cheaply Triple H.... but I am not the one to pass up on an opportunity either.

The fans cheer as Bourne looks at them before continuing

Bourne - You talk about me wrestling in a "backgarden". Call it what you will. I am still indeed a talent wrestler, which I am going to prove to you Triple H. I am not the one of those guy who are just going to walk away scared like SO SO many have before you. See Triple H. Bourne is here and Bourne is here to stay. We shall cross paths more than once... and I promise you, I will earn the right to compete in this ring. It won't matter what you say. You can try and counter my words as much as possible... hell bring back the french. But you better try and end me in the ring this week... because I may fly through the flames... but as logn as I have a breath in me, I shall keep coming until you finally admit that Bourne is here to stay, Bourne is here to win, and Bourne ain't goign to take no shit from nobody regardless of theit "past" glory.

Bourne throws the mic down, and storms out of the ring. Bournes music plays as the scene fades out.