Announcer - Ladies and
Gentlemen, let me introduce to you....
Announcer - from New York City... he is BOURNE!!!!
Commentator - Bourne is out here for the second time this week. Isn't
this getting a bit repetitive?
Commentator 2 - Bourne is indeed coming out again, but I think
something must be on his mind for him to be here
Bourne steps out onto the stage, not doing his usual routine of posing
for the crowd. He walks right down to the ring and slides underneath
the bottom rope. Right upto the announcer who gives him the microphone.
Bourne instantly puts the microphone to his lips as he walks around the
ring.
Bourne - Cut cut cut the music!
The Music cuts out.
Bourne - Now it has come to my attention that people here in the WWCF
indeed think I am a wrestler of a lower standard to everyone else. I
mean lets just draw out a few facts here. Number ONE! I do not give a
shit if you used to wrestle in the WWE, the WCW, The ECW, the XPW, TNA,
ROH or hell if you are apart of the UFC, the fact of the matter is
this.... Not everyone has to wait so many years to be in this business
to get success. I mean lets face it, Triple H. You used to go around
putting on a fake french accent.... pretending to be some kind of
snob.... and if u want proof. Here is a clip to show you...
Bourne points to the video screen
Bourne
- Now obviously that is an old interview... I mean this was Pre-WWE.
Its funny really because you indeed made yourself one of the greatest
of all time. But this business was new to you was it not? I mean you
came into the WCW, made some shit about being World Champion in your
fake Accent. Then of course you did nothing. Then of course you moved
to WWE and within time you established yourself as indeed oen of the
all-time greats. The thing is Triple H. I find it very confusing about
your comments. I mean you went from a "lower rate" federation, to the
top federation of the business. I don't want to blow my trumpet here
Triple H, but I came from an "unknown" federation, and now I've come to
the big leagues. Now I am going to do what you did in the WWE, but take
out all the fake accent shit... I mean you did say in previous
interviews you were quite happy that I was being myself and not being
fake about anything right? So I'll take that out.... I'll not sleep
with the manilest looking female to ever grace the earth, I'll skip the
getting beat in just over a minute by the greenest guy in wrestling
history, I shall skip being in the shadow of one of the greatest of all
time using his status to make a real name for myself, and while I am at
it... I shall not be staying on top of the wrestling world just because
I am sleeping with the boss's daughter. I shall skip all the shit that
you did and just go for it now. You say I'm playing mind games? Yes I
may, but because you have pointed out the mind games doesn't mean they
haven't had an effect on you Triple H. No. It just means you can
actually listen to what I am saying for a change. Now you may be a
danger to your own advice. If you would have took your own advice
sooner rather than putting on a fake accent and pretending to be some
kind of posh snob in the ring... then as soon as DX comes along you
suddenly lose the accent.... then you would have been propelled into
the Main Event Years before you finally made it.
Commentator - Harsh Words by Bourne
Commentator 2 - Words he'll probably regret.
Bourne
- Now lets get onto Randy Readman. They guy who is constantly bickering
about some shit. You sir, are also a hypocrit. You come in talking
about how Triple H needs to focus on his match, Triple H needs to do
this etc etc. Well Maybe you should focus on your match with Brent
rather than interfering with a couple of superstars that are obviously
way out of your league. You get that Schmuck? I mean I heard your
interview. You seemed very eageer to point out that Bourne had never
wrestled before. I mean shucks.... ask Julia Easter where I came from.
She'll tell you that I came from the same background federation as her,
and if history proves me right, didn't she beat Triple H with a Roll
up? Yeah Thats what I thought Randy. I mean you have the nerve to call
me a "minor wrestler". Let me see... I've had 4 matches in this
Federation so far. So far I have lost none of them. I have Main Evented
Pulse.... Beat Pezzer and Brandon in what I call a Handicapped match,
and of course proved everybody wrong so far who doubted me backstage. I
have stepped upto the plate when it comes to a war of words with
idiotic fools who try and talk trash, but in reality they spend their
time saying the same thing over and over again, when in reality its
because they have took too many shots to the head to think of other
ways to tell me they are gonna kick my ass. I think these fans would
agree I have made somekind of impact as far in the WWCF?
The crowd cheers for Bourne, he nods his head in acknowledgement
Bourne
- I mean.... The Readmanoholics? DUDE THINK OF YOUR OWN MATERIAL!
Unless you are intentionally trying to make a mockery out of a
superstar who indeed pisses all over your legacy. But lets forget about
your imitations of others, lets talk about the fact you said my head
was in cloud cuckooland. I better not be in that mind frame when I face
Triple H. What kind of mindframe would you like me to be in Randy? The
Kind of mindframe that just sits there and insults somebody all day
that has no intentions of backing up his words? Lets face it
schmuck... you try to give ME advice? I mean DUDE seriously. I'm not
your friend, nor ur enemy... but you hinted at making some kind of
alliance? Seriously man.... Think what you have just done. You insulted
me, wrote off my chances of beating Triple H.... called me a Rookie...
tell me to focus. I mean did you even know you had a match at
Aftershock? Why would I allign myself with somebody who cannot focus on
the task ahead of them? You talk to me about focus.... Eat your
own words. Then you do the classic "I'm new so I can beat everyone on
the roster" speech. YAWN. BE ORIGINAL! Every new wrestler strolls into
that locker room, and as soon as a camera is put on their faces, they
go around talking smack, then when they get into the ring, they get
whipped like the village pig. Randy... seriously.... I'm new around
here. But even I know that to be the man you have to prove yourself.
Now Be quiet.... focus on your own match.... and stop interfering with
the big boys.
The Fans cheer the roof off! They seemed to like that speech
Bourne
- Now lets talk about Richy. Again so far you have refused to comment
on our match this week on Aftershock. I seriously hope you are going to
step up. Because I am seriosuly going to make you look bad this week. I
am more ready of this match than I have ever been in my career. I am
ready to shock the world by coming in and defeating the most spoken
name in modern wrestling history. Now I suggest you start getting
prepared....
Bourne looks at the crowd
Bourne - Now onto Triple H....
The crowd cheers for this name
Bourne
- How it was a surprise that you once again did the same kind of speech
towards me. Throwing the word rookie around a bit... I am SURE i heard
you throw the word "newb" in also. Very Mature. I am glad you are
finally admitting that hooking up with Chyna was the biggest mistake of
your career. I am also glad you showed me a picture of your wife
Stephanie McMahon.... I am quite proud of your career Triple H. The
Laughs, the Jokes.... the pain, the madness, ahh its all a good path to
lead.
Commentator - What is Bourne getting at?
Bourne
- Also you said I was good on a mic? You also said the only way I will
beat you is a quick pin on Richy. So right away you are giving me ways
to beat you. I don't care if you are planning your excuses in advance
Trips... A loss is a Loss. On the record.... if I win the match that
is... It will say "Bourne Defeated Richy and Triple H" See thats the
joy of a Triple Threat match Triple H. Maybe you should Learn that... I
mean your record in Triple Threat matches isn't really that great. But
Lets not get itno that. I do understand Triple H that you are indeed
the man to beat. You are the man that people are PROUD to get a victory
over. I agree with you. But that is why I am here. To beat the man.
Until I get the Gold around my waist that says to the world "This guy
fought his way to the top of the ladder and became the Champion". I am
not goign to do it cheaply Triple H.... but I am not the one to pass up
on an opportunity either.
The fans cheer as Bourne looks at them before continuing
Bourne
- You talk about me wrestling in a "backgarden". Call it what you will.
I am still indeed a talent wrestler, which I am going to prove to you
Triple H. I am not the one of those guy who are just going to walk away
scared like SO SO many have before you. See Triple H. Bourne is here
and Bourne is here to stay. We shall cross paths more than once... and
I promise you, I will earn the right to compete in this ring. It won't
matter what you say. You can try and counter my words as much as
possible... hell bring back the french. But you better try and end me
in the ring this week... because I may fly through the flames... but as
logn as I have a breath in me, I shall keep coming until you finally
admit that Bourne is here to stay, Bourne is here to win, and Bourne
ain't goign to take no shit from nobody regardless of theit "past"
glory.
Bourne throws the mic down, and storms out of the ring. Bournes music plays as the scene fades out.