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[The scene is set in a junk yard, cars are all circling an empty area where Bourne is standing. The camera is circling around him looking at the wreckages behind him. Bourne is looking at the camera the whole time. The camera stops and Bourne turns his body to it, and begins to speak]

Bourne - This is it, no scenarios..... no puppets. It is time to get serious.

[Bourne walks over to a burnt out car, which has an iron pipe laying against it]

Bourne - You see, the thing is, word is backstage is that I am taken as a joke still. People think I am only going to win on the basis that Eric Draven isn't going to bring his A-Game. People think I am too much of a "comedy" to be taken serious. Once again I have been shown up by the wrestlers backstage giving their usual predictions, most of them were like "Bourne is only going to win on the basis that Eric doesn't show up". I swear this place is political. A new guy comes in and instantly he is judged. Eric Draven on the other hand hasn't showed his face around for weeks. Yet what shall happen to him? Nothing. A guy is breaking his contract, yet the people backstage seem to respect him. I give my all to a wrestler that only a handful have managed to beat.... and they respect a guy that doesn't give a damn about this business. He would rather turn up to the show, get his pay and wonder back to the hole he came from.

[Bourne sighs and grabs the iron pipe]

Bourne - I Do not understand where I am going wrong. Seriously. What does a guy have to do? I retire Ryan Thomas by hitting him with a piledriver....Eric Draven with a Fishman Buster. Either these guys are a load of.... well cowards. Or I am hitting my moves with perfection. How how is one Crow faced, gothic darkside Emo Wrestler going to defeat me in a last man standing match? Is he going to go to the ring corner and cry so i am down for 10 seconds after crying with laughter so much it exhausts me to the point I can't stand up?  Or is he going to get some Darkside Cult come to the ring and sabotage the match?

[Bourne starts knocking the pipe against the car door]

Bourne - See I may like to have fun with words. But the fact of the matter is, I am serious when it comes to my wrestling. I mean think about it, Triple H had to CHEAT to beat me. What does that say? That says that even the supposed best in the business got pushed to the limits and had to resort into foul play. I don't mind that. Not at all. It shows their fear...

[Bournes knocking of the car is turning into hitting, he stops and talks again]

Bourne - Now this is for the King of the Deathmatch X title. I don't care for so much the title of the belt, but should a wrestler be holding that title after getting beaten so easy? I mean come on now, Eric Draven isn't exactly King Material. Wears Makeup, Doesn't talk, Triple H is thinking this is his ideal woman.  But lets think about things for a second, Why did Eric Draven get this title shot in the first place? Did he sneak into the offices and put his name on the card? Because I am having trouble finding any kind of Credentials. This guys come in, said a few words of death and then got a titleshot. I see how they think its a big mistake, I mean they have put me in there to take it away from him. They know that Bourne won't lose.

[Bourne hits the car so hard that a piece of metal from it falls onto the floor]

Bourne - I don't claim to be a monster, nor do I claim to be a "Death match" type. BUT I can be ruthless... I mean I'm a dirty fighter. If I get you on the floor sir, I'm not going to let you sit out your Ten Count. Oh no. I am going to End your WWCF Career. I am going to hit you with Chair shot after chair shot. Kick you in your head until blood pours from your ears. Maybe you don't realise what you have got yourself into? But I am going to give the Deathmatch Viewers something new, something fresh. I don't need barbed wire...  I don't need explosives. I am going to simply use my fists, feet and maybe a chair, but I shall show no mercy...

[Bourne stops to think for a second]

Bourne - No Mercy.... Now isn't that a term thrown around. People go around saying "I SHALL SHOW NO MERCY!" But I am going to have to be held back to stop beting you down. I am going to take out the frustration of being overlooked by the WWCF out on you, The way that they let mentally retarded dickheads like Randy Readman have fights against the World Champion. I suppose they saw some light, that guy is in a Rookie Rumble. I am fighting for a title. A title that needs restoring to some kind of value....

[Bourne throws down the pipe and looks at the camera.]

Bourne - Summerbash... Last Man Standing. We'll see if you are walking....