Wrestler Name:
"Iron" John Waits
Height:
6'4" Weight:250
Hometown:
The World of ADVENTURE!
Alignment:
Heel
Alignment:
"I Need Adventure" by GG Allin
Alignment:
Ulysses S Dudley (esq)
Background Information:
Iron John is a member of the Men of Adventure, and partner to Bejamin "Big Tom" Remus. The MoA's gimmick is that they are manly f-ing men, searching the world for terrific adventures. In between the fantastic adventure of wrestling, they shoot their promos from adventurous spots of even MORE adventure ... which are all bluescreened video bits. Nonetheless, they are powerhouses in the ring, and winners on the mic.
Recently, their gimmick has 'devolved' somewhat. More than just rugged mountain men with an inhuman cruel streak, the MoA have also revealed themselves to be hairtrigger temper anti-social deviant psychos who are just as likely to try to lure teenage girls into their van with bottles of Boones Farm or violate garden vegetables as they are to start a sudden police car chase through a petting zoo.
John is a big, stocky man with a winter coat of fat - like Hilbilly Jim at his finest. There's obviously a lot of muscle underneath. (see http://wheoum.com/alien/MenOfAdventure.gif)
Titles Held:
None
Finishing Move:
River Of Men
Finishing Move Description:
Basically a Dudley Death Drop.
Setup Move:
Whip Off Ropes
Setup Move Description:
Typical Moves:
Savage running clothesline
Big boot
Fall-away slam
Powerbomb
Atomic Right Hand
Russian Legsweep
Diamond Cutter
Spear
Javelin
Standing Dropkick (usually to the chest or gut)
Handlers Name:
Jon Morris
Email Address:
jon@ape-law.com
Messenger Identity:
Wrestler's Entrance Description:
Both men come down to the ring in French-Canadian trapper's clothes - raccoon hats, leather tunics with fringe, furs, boots tied on, etc. They remove these to reveal black singlets and long beige, leather-colored leggings. They keep on their fur-trimmed, fringed boots. They often carry something rustic and manly to the ring with them, like oars or a canoe or bear traps. Sometimes they use them in the match.
Favorite Matches:
Catchphrase:
Indeed, friend Tom!
Recent Quote:
Roleplay Sample:
"We're your mothers NOW, kid! SUCKLE AT OUR BREAST OF ADVENTURE!"