Height: 5'11" Weight:172 lbs.

Hometown: Your Mom's Vagina

Alignment: Face

Alignment: "No Rain" by Blind Melon

Alignment:

Background Information:
Mittens T. Cat is your average wrestler, excluding the fact he is in a big-ass high school cat mascot outfit. Oh, and the fact that he likes the color pink. Pink is his favorite color, and don't you dare call him a homo. Because he'll pee on you.

drip, drip, drip

See, that's the sound of him peeing on you. All over your face!

He's also a renown guitar player, hence why he carries his pink guitar with him wherever he goes. Don't be surprised if you're on the receiving end of a Quickdraw McGraw style ELLLLLLL KABONG, either. Cause lemme tell ya sump'n babeh, he hands 'em out like mormons do bibles.

LIKE. MORMONS. DO. BIBLES.

What's next? Oh, yes:

He's a pretty good cruiserweight, and damn good with spotfest style matches. But that's not important, is it? I mean, really, this is professional wrestling... who needs SKILL?

If you're lucky, Mittens T. Cat won't have to show you his superior skilldom. Cause he will put the hurt on you, faster than you can say "I'mabigfatshitfacethatlikestohavesexwithanimalsican'thelpitsoshutthehellupyoufrickencumguzzlingidiot."

And that's all Mittens has to say to you... bitch!

Eat it.

Titles Held:
N/A. Not because I haven't, say, "held titles". Cause lemme tell ya somethin', baby! THE PUZZAY~! HAS HELD SOME TITLES, WHOO YEAH!

Take that to the bank and cash it, *several pelvic thrusts, right in your face*

Finishing Move:
Cat Nap/ELLLLLLLLLLL KABONG!!!

Finishing Move Description:
Dragon Sleeper with body scissors/Guitar shot over the head.

Setup Move:
*KIKZUFACE!*

Setup Move Description:

Typical Moves:
Overall style: Cat fighting
Common spots: Ball of Yarn: Russian Legsweep 3x, rolling back after each one;
jab, hook, uppercut, slap across the mouf, bodyslam, Moonsault Dropkick (replacing regular dropkick)
Cruiserweight spots: Shining Wizard, Tiger Feign, moonsault, suicide dive, guillotine legdrop, legsweep. Flashers: roll ups, cradles, etc.
Heavyweight spots: Russian Legsweep, release german suplex, backbreaker, roaring elbow, shining elbow, release t-bone suplex

Handlers Name:
Alex Clark

Email Address:
heyitsalex@yahoo.com

Messenger Identity:

Wrestler's Entrance Description:
"No Rain" by Blind Melon reverberates over theThe lights fade to hot pink, and with the intensity of a thousand ferocious turtles Mittens T. Cat moonwalks from the curtain to the ramp. With a juke and jive that Ric Flair would envy, he moves to the nearest chick with big boobs and pelvic thrusts at her. Once, twice, three times.

'Cause that's how the PUZZAY~! rolls.

Soon, with guitar in hand he enters the ring, and strums a few notes before setting the instrument down in the corner. With a big fake smile on his big giant head, Mittens begins warming up.

Favorite Matches:
The matches that I win. Yeah, sip upon that goblet of doodoo.

Catchphrase:
OOOOOOH, YOU CAN'T STOP THE PUZZAY~!

*pelvic thrusts*

Recent Quote:

Roleplay Sample:
"CSWA, you can't handle the PUZZAY~! THE PUZZAY IS TOO HARD_CORE FOR YOU, BITCH!"