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Wrestler Name:
Big Cock McGee

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Height: 6'5" Weight:255

Hometown: The Nether Regions

Enterance Music: "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry

Alignment: Face

Background Information:
Big Cock was an Indian (the country) mountain man by the name of Mohatma Larry "Long Dong" Jandi who used to be a clown at little Hindu children's birthday parties, but was kicked out of the country because he snapped one day and put a Kata Hajime on a cow, which of course didn't go over well with his parents, who subsequently wore sackcloth for a month and prayed unceasingly to....whoever Hindu's pray to. Finally he was approached by someone in the Indonesian porn industry, who...because of his famed ability in the bedroom wanted to cash in on his look. He declined however and chose to take the more lucrative path of New Zealand sheepherder. Soon however, his dream of keeping sheep in place was disrupted by the great sheep strike of '94 which forced him to immigrate further east, to the Cape of Good Hope...where he began his short lived and somewhat tragic career as a cockfighting rooster breeder. After the devastating effects of Typhoon Louise left his rooster crop in a shambles, he bartered his passage on a boat to Singapore where unbeknownst to him...his likeness was being used without his permission to market "dildos for the big and tall". Confused, he wandered into the wilderness and began a period of his life known to his friends as "The Period of His Life When He Wandered in the Wilderness." Humbled by his experience in the wild wild Singaporian...um...wild......he began a spiritual quest which led him to the Aleutian Straits, where he met an Eskimo Medicine woman by the name of Anri J'Anyon, also known as "Hank the Skank"..due to the fact that Anri used to be "Enri". Under her/his tutelage, he learned many things that would later serve him well in life, such as what the word "tutelage" means. Unfortunately one of his many duties was to drive oil tankers down the strait to the mainland U.S. and on one occasion he had a little too much to drink. One oil spill, millions of dead sea life, and one claim that he's just a drunk Mexican so why are you on his back? later...he disappeared. At his lowest point, and longing for his clown days in India, he staggered intoxicated and unknowingly into a gay bar. It was here that he was approached by a GXW staff member. The staffer, after realizing he was in fact...not looking for a good time, realized what a manly man he was and asked what line of work he was in. "I've done it all", he replied. "I've been a clown, a sheepherder, and I've raised cocks. I even captained a ship for a while." With "In the Navy" playing in the bar and turned on by the thought of "raising cocks", the staff member came up with a proposition. "Ever thought of wrestling?" "At Kids birthday parties?" "No" "With sheep?" "NO!" "With razor blades on my claws...um, I mean feet?" "NO, DAMMIT, NO!" The GXW man looked down, checking him out and thought out loud...."Big Cock McGee!" "No thanks, I already have a drink." "What? No, I mean that's what we'll call you. Big Cock McGee!" "No way, it's demeaning and dehumanizing." "Two years guaranteed money" "Where do I sign?" And thus, a new superstar was born. He quickly became somewhat of a locker room leader but has been criticized on occasion for his ring work. Apparently, for Big Cock McGee...working stiff takes on a whole new meaning....

Titles Held:
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Enterance: McGee wears a tan colored mask on his head, with a "reservoir" on top and thus his expression cannot be seen. He does, however have an exxagerated "pouch" area on the front of his tights, which is prominently featured by way of a bright red target painted over it. He walks simply to the ring in a bow legged fashion as though weighted down in front while his music plays.

Normal Moves: Jumping DDT, headscissors, belly to back suplex bridging, belly to belly suplex, figure four leglock, superkick, frankensteiner, vertical suplex, elbow smashes, butt bump, clothesline

Set up move: The Power Dong

Set up Description: Big Splash with his waist area

Finishing Move:
The Cock Lock

Finishing Move Description:
Testicular Claw

Recent Quote: "Cock-a-doodle-do!"

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Email Address:
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