Adam Benjamin vs. Wisconsin Bill
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(Fade into a living room of a house. The camera begins filming as the TV belt is seen displayed on a table. As the camera comes up "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin is sitting on a couch.)
Benjamin:
"The fans they chant his name at me... They chant it over and over again... Time in and time out I have told them that it does not bother me... But yet I can not get this punk kids face out of my life...
(Adam shakes his head is disbelief.)
Benjamin:
"In the past month and a half this punk kid as become almost like a scare in my life. As much as I try and pretend he is not there, he is! So the time has come for the boy to become a man... But to make that step in his career his manager is going to have to do the unthinkable.
You see Bill, Evers fate now lies in your hands. If you can beat me this week Evers get a shot of a life time, for the second time in his short pathetic career....
Now Bill lets be serious here I know you have no training. I know that you are half my size. So one might ask me "Adam if you know all this, why did you lay out the challenge"?
(Adam smiles)
Benjamin:
"You see Bill I have this urge to take all my frustrations out on you. It is you that fills this kids head with falsehoods. It is you that believes this kid is better than me...
So this week I am going to come out to the ring and systematically end you life. I am slowly going to beat you down to with in a inch of your life and then spit on your spirit as it goes to hell.....
I have put up with the chants and the heckles for the last month and you are going to get the full impact of my anger.
So Mike I wish you well Kid, I really truly think I would have carried you to a great match at the PPV. But at last unfortunately I am going to KILL BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fade to black)
Benjamin:
"The fans they chant his name at me... They chant it over and over again... Time in and time out I have told them that it does not bother me... But yet I can not get this punk kids face out of my life...
(Adam shakes his head is disbelief.)
Benjamin:
"In the past month and a half this punk kid as become almost like a scare in my life. As much as I try and pretend he is not there, he is! So the time has come for the boy to become a man... But to make that step in his career his manager is going to have to do the unthinkable.
You see Bill, Evers fate now lies in your hands. If you can beat me this week Evers get a shot of a life time, for the second time in his short pathetic career....
Now Bill lets be serious here I know you have no training. I know that you are half my size. So one might ask me "Adam if you know all this, why did you lay out the challenge"?
(Adam smiles)
Benjamin:
"You see Bill I have this urge to take all my frustrations out on you. It is you that fills this kids head with falsehoods. It is you that believes this kid is better than me...
So this week I am going to come out to the ring and systematically end you life. I am slowly going to beat you down to with in a inch of your life and then spit on your spirit as it goes to hell.....
I have put up with the chants and the heckles for the last month and you are going to get the full impact of my anger.
So Mike I wish you well Kid, I really truly think I would have carried you to a great match at the PPV. But at last unfortunately I am going to KILL BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fade to black)
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Fade into a large clock. Slowly it is counting down.....
Voice:
"Time is slowly drifting away Bill.... I have just gone out and purchased nice new black wrestling paints for our up coming match....
Why black you may ask? Because black is the traditional color worn to funerals...
Take a look at the hands of time as they slowly tick away.... Make sure you hug your family and friends good bye Bill. Because when this clock finally runs out, so does your meaningless life...
And do you think when you are gone all these fans will miss a old drunk like you?
Not a chance Bill! And Mike he will move on. He will learn to speak for himself... And soon you will be simply a memory to him Bill...
You are in way over your head.... Show up this week and beg for your life and I promise this will end... But rest assure if you enter that ring with that cocky grin on your face I will have no choice but to kill Bill!!!!!!!
the camera fades away as the clock continues to count down.....
Voice:
"Time is slowly drifting away Bill.... I have just gone out and purchased nice new black wrestling paints for our up coming match....
Why black you may ask? Because black is the traditional color worn to funerals...
Take a look at the hands of time as they slowly tick away.... Make sure you hug your family and friends good bye Bill. Because when this clock finally runs out, so does your meaningless life...
And do you think when you are gone all these fans will miss a old drunk like you?
Not a chance Bill! And Mike he will move on. He will learn to speak for himself... And soon you will be simply a memory to him Bill...
You are in way over your head.... Show up this week and beg for your life and I promise this will end... But rest assure if you enter that ring with that cocky grin on your face I will have no choice but to kill Bill!!!!!!!
the camera fades away as the clock continues to count down.....
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Scene opens inside a gym. Inside the gym is an old boxing ring, and inside that ring is Mike Evers, who is dressed to wrestle. On the opposite side of said ring is Wisconsin Bill, who is wearing old school one-strap King Kong Bundy-esque wrestling tights. He still has his hat on.
Mike Evers: First, we lock up.
Mike goes to lock up with Wisconsin Bill, but Bill is slow to put his arms in position.
Mike Evers: 'Kay, ya gotta be faster.
Mike armdrags Wisconsin Bill, who goes flying.
Wisconsin Bill: Ah, I can't do this! I'm a manager, not a rassler.
Mike Evers: I'm going to come at you with a clothesline. I want you to duck and do a single leg takedown.
Wisconsin Bill: Right.
Mike goes at half-speed with a clothesline and knocks Wisconsin Bill down flat.
Mike Evers: Well, this'll take a while, but it's got to happen. I've got to teach you everything I can.
Wisconsin Bill: Okay, well, I want to help. You're my man.
Mike Evers: But not like that... LOL! Now I'm going to push you. I want you to break your fall with your arms.
Wisconsin Bill: Wha? Mike shoves Wisconsin to the mat, and he breaks the fall with his arms.
Mike Evers: No, that's too obvious! You don't want to get hurt, but you want to make your opponent think you are. Do it to me.
Wisconsin Bill shoves Mike down and he does it properly.
Mike Evers: Like that!
Wisconsin Bill: Hmmm...
Wisconsin Bill tries it without getting shoved and makes it look convincing.
Mike Evers: Good work! Do it again.
Wisconsin does.
Mike Evers: Awesome. You're a natural! Now I want to see how you are at running the ropes.
Wisconsin Bill starts running. He does this non-stop for about 45 seconds, as Mike watches in amazement.
Mike Evers: Good, good! Very good. Of course, Adam Benjamin knows what he's doing. I have to know what I'm doing even more than he does when I get my shot to face him, but to do that, you have to pull off a miracle, still.
Wisconsin Bill: This express training hopefully will do me very good.
Mike Evers: Right, which will do us very good if you do good... Uh, I think.
Wisconsin Bill: I gotcha, Mike.
Mike Evers: Good. Now charge at me!
Wisconsin Bill runs at him full speed and Mike executes an armdrag. Wisconsin Bill makes it look fairly good.
Mike Evers: Wow. It's like Jesus just gave you wrestling powers.
Wisconsin Bill: Yeah, but will I be able to remember them come Aggression 24? I tend to have a bad memory sometimes.
Mike Evers: Well, I'll keep refreshing your bad memory until then, if that's what it takes! I don't need to make you into Dean Malenko, I just need to help you get by against... um, the EPW Television Champion. That... uh, doesn't sound too bad, does it?
Wisconsin Bill: Don't scare me, Mike!
Mike Evers: He's only one of the most accomplished individuals in Empire Pro and from what I can tell, he will do whatever it takes not to have to defend his championship against me!
Wisconsin Bill: Oh no... Facepalms in fear.
Mike Evers: He'll bend the rules, he'll break the rules... He'll bend your bones, he'll break your bones. All so he doesn't have to get in the ring with me. So you have to pull this one off, Wisconsin Bill. Because I know I can pull this off. I know I have it in me to have another great -- classic match with Adam Benjamin, and I know I have what it takes to defeat Adam... But... I do not know if you have what it takes. I could make you a wrestling savant --
Wisconsin Bill: -- That's a term for people who can only do one thing!
Mike Evers: I can make you into a wrestling savant, but even still, Adam Benjamin can defeat the most experienced, seasoned veterans. He can topple even the greatest of EPW superstars. He can outwrestle the hungriest of the young lions, and he can do it without even breaking a sweat.
Wisconsin Bill: And you can beat him?
Mike Evers: Well, I know I have come close, but to even be put into the position to do it, you have to somehow get the 1-2-3.
Wisconsin Bill: It sounds so easy.
Mike Evers: It's not easy.
Wisconsin Bill: I was being sarcastic.
Mike Evers: Okay, just checking. Haha. So I'm probably just as nervous as you, if not more.
Wisconsin Bill: But you're not even in the match!
Mike Evers: But I want to be, Wisconsin Bill. Adam Benjamin, you better not take my manager lightly. If you think you can laugh him off, I'm gonna make sure you have another thing coming. He's gonna take you by surprise!
Wisconsin Bill: Don't say that! Now he'll be prepared!
Mike Evers: I mean you'll kick his bum.
Wisconsin Bill: He's gonna kick my @$$?! Oh great. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mike!
Mike Evers: I don't know what to think!
Wisconsin Bill: That's also reassuring, Mike.
Mike Evers: Adam Benjamin, I'm going to do what it takes to make sure you and I are going to Unleashed, where I will challenge for the EPW Television Championship. That's where I'm going to fulfill my destiny and dethrone you as Television Champion. And I'm going to enjoy doing it, aswell.
Wisconsin Bill: See ya in the ring.
Scene begins to fade out.
Mike Evers: Quick, let me slam you!
The effect of Mike slamming Wisconsin Bill is heard.
Wisconsin Bill: Owww! Why does it hurt so much?
Mike Evers: Because it's an old boxing ring, silly goose! The real ring will be a lot easier on your poor old aching back...
Wisconsin Bill: I hope so, because if I can't get up the next morning, I'm gonna -- Scene fades out completely as Wisconsin Bill begins to ramble.
Mike Evers: First, we lock up.
Mike goes to lock up with Wisconsin Bill, but Bill is slow to put his arms in position.
Mike Evers: 'Kay, ya gotta be faster.
Mike armdrags Wisconsin Bill, who goes flying.
Wisconsin Bill: Ah, I can't do this! I'm a manager, not a rassler.
Mike Evers: I'm going to come at you with a clothesline. I want you to duck and do a single leg takedown.
Wisconsin Bill: Right.
Mike goes at half-speed with a clothesline and knocks Wisconsin Bill down flat.
Mike Evers: Well, this'll take a while, but it's got to happen. I've got to teach you everything I can.
Wisconsin Bill: Okay, well, I want to help. You're my man.
Mike Evers: But not like that... LOL! Now I'm going to push you. I want you to break your fall with your arms.
Wisconsin Bill: Wha? Mike shoves Wisconsin to the mat, and he breaks the fall with his arms.
Mike Evers: No, that's too obvious! You don't want to get hurt, but you want to make your opponent think you are. Do it to me.
Wisconsin Bill shoves Mike down and he does it properly.
Mike Evers: Like that!
Wisconsin Bill: Hmmm...
Wisconsin Bill tries it without getting shoved and makes it look convincing.
Mike Evers: Good work! Do it again.
Wisconsin does.
Mike Evers: Awesome. You're a natural! Now I want to see how you are at running the ropes.
Wisconsin Bill starts running. He does this non-stop for about 45 seconds, as Mike watches in amazement.
Mike Evers: Good, good! Very good. Of course, Adam Benjamin knows what he's doing. I have to know what I'm doing even more than he does when I get my shot to face him, but to do that, you have to pull off a miracle, still.
Wisconsin Bill: This express training hopefully will do me very good.
Mike Evers: Right, which will do us very good if you do good... Uh, I think.
Wisconsin Bill: I gotcha, Mike.
Mike Evers: Good. Now charge at me!
Wisconsin Bill runs at him full speed and Mike executes an armdrag. Wisconsin Bill makes it look fairly good.
Mike Evers: Wow. It's like Jesus just gave you wrestling powers.
Wisconsin Bill: Yeah, but will I be able to remember them come Aggression 24? I tend to have a bad memory sometimes.
Mike Evers: Well, I'll keep refreshing your bad memory until then, if that's what it takes! I don't need to make you into Dean Malenko, I just need to help you get by against... um, the EPW Television Champion. That... uh, doesn't sound too bad, does it?
Wisconsin Bill: Don't scare me, Mike!
Mike Evers: He's only one of the most accomplished individuals in Empire Pro and from what I can tell, he will do whatever it takes not to have to defend his championship against me!
Wisconsin Bill: Oh no... Facepalms in fear.
Mike Evers: He'll bend the rules, he'll break the rules... He'll bend your bones, he'll break your bones. All so he doesn't have to get in the ring with me. So you have to pull this one off, Wisconsin Bill. Because I know I can pull this off. I know I have it in me to have another great -- classic match with Adam Benjamin, and I know I have what it takes to defeat Adam... But... I do not know if you have what it takes. I could make you a wrestling savant --
Wisconsin Bill: -- That's a term for people who can only do one thing!
Mike Evers: I can make you into a wrestling savant, but even still, Adam Benjamin can defeat the most experienced, seasoned veterans. He can topple even the greatest of EPW superstars. He can outwrestle the hungriest of the young lions, and he can do it without even breaking a sweat.
Wisconsin Bill: And you can beat him?
Mike Evers: Well, I know I have come close, but to even be put into the position to do it, you have to somehow get the 1-2-3.
Wisconsin Bill: It sounds so easy.
Mike Evers: It's not easy.
Wisconsin Bill: I was being sarcastic.
Mike Evers: Okay, just checking. Haha. So I'm probably just as nervous as you, if not more.
Wisconsin Bill: But you're not even in the match!
Mike Evers: But I want to be, Wisconsin Bill. Adam Benjamin, you better not take my manager lightly. If you think you can laugh him off, I'm gonna make sure you have another thing coming. He's gonna take you by surprise!
Wisconsin Bill: Don't say that! Now he'll be prepared!
Mike Evers: I mean you'll kick his bum.
Wisconsin Bill: He's gonna kick my @$$?! Oh great. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mike!
Mike Evers: I don't know what to think!
Wisconsin Bill: That's also reassuring, Mike.
Mike Evers: Adam Benjamin, I'm going to do what it takes to make sure you and I are going to Unleashed, where I will challenge for the EPW Television Championship. That's where I'm going to fulfill my destiny and dethrone you as Television Champion. And I'm going to enjoy doing it, aswell.
Wisconsin Bill: See ya in the ring.
Scene begins to fade out.
Mike Evers: Quick, let me slam you!
The effect of Mike slamming Wisconsin Bill is heard.
Wisconsin Bill: Owww! Why does it hurt so much?
Mike Evers: Because it's an old boxing ring, silly goose! The real ring will be a lot easier on your poor old aching back...
Wisconsin Bill: I hope so, because if I can't get up the next morning, I'm gonna -- Scene fades out completely as Wisconsin Bill begins to ramble.