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DWoods

League Member
Joined
Jan 1, 2000
Messages
211
Points
16
Location
Mexico
JTP: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! F*CK YOU, EDDIE MAYFIELD, YA F*CKIN' GUM-FLAPPIN', DICK-TAKIN', SEMEN-GARGLIN' TROUT! I'm'a do some sh*t right now – yeaaaah, s'bout to get CRIMINAL!"

(Joe turns and KICKS the bathroom door, causing it to fly off its hinges and SMACK a cleaning woman in her big, beautiful behind as she is scrubbing the toilet! Joe continues to rage, running around, randomly breaking sh*t. He puts his fist through the drywall, and rips out some wires, wrapping them around his neck.)

JTP: "If that's the way you're gonna treat Ol' Joe, Ol' Joe might as well be DEAD!"

(The Hispanic cleaning woman wanders out of the bathroom, rubbing her left butt cheek. She sees Joe attempting to hang himself, and promptly comes running to his aid.)

CLEANING WOMAN: "No, no, no, Meesta Joe, God does not forgeeeeeve! Please, a'lemme help you…"

(She unwraps the electrical wiring from around Joe's neck and stuffs it back inside the wall.)

JTP: "That motherf*cking c*nt has f*cked with the BOUSE~! for the last f*ckin' time! Does he know who I am? I'm the f*ckin' world-beater around here! I come in smellin' like booze and dirty strippers; no cardio, all wheezin' and sh*t… and STILL – STIIIIIIILL – I puts the boots to anyone standin' across the ring from me!"

CLEANING WOMAN: "A'yeeeez, but chu must understand, Meesta Joe, that you are –"

JTP: (sporting a look of animalistic lust) "Dammit, woman, when are you gonna shut that taco-stankin' trap'a yers and JUMP ON MY HONGER?"

CLEANING WOMAN: "Ah…" (…inkling of a smile…) "Yeeeeez…"

(CUTTO: Joe f*cking the cleaning woman doggy-style.)

CLEANING WOMAN: "MEESTA JOE! MEESTA JOE!"

JTP: "IF I HAD MY WORLD TITLE RIGHT NOW, I'D WRAP IT AROUND YOUR FACE LIKE REIGNS ON A HORSE! UGHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

(This realization only serves to piss him off more.)

JTP: "FUUUUUUCKIN' MAAAAAYFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDDDDD!!!"

(FTB)
 
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