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:::Cut To: The backstage area, where we see the legs
and tights of a male wrestler. Crouched down across
from him, we see a professionally dressed woman from
the neck down. Her arms are reaching up and across,
grabbing at something on the man as we listen in...:::
MAN: "Hurry up, darling... I'm on in a few minutes!"
WOMAN: "I'm trying, Mr. Hart.. I mean, it's soooooo
HARD!!"
:::Hart groans:::
HART: "I know, but... AHHHH!! Don't pull on it!!"
WOMAN: "Alright, here we go...."
HART: "Muuuch better, baby.."
WOMAN: "....I think it's COMING!!!"
HART: "Oh GOD!!"
:::Suddenly, the camera pans up quickly as the woman
snips some loose threads from "The Phenom's"
tights.:::
WOMAN: "How's that?"
HART: "Miss Dolores , you're a life saver! I mean
HONESTLY, how could I face my adoring public with
snags in my wardrobe?!
DOLORES: "It's UNTHINKABLE!"
HART: "Anyhow, it's GO time, baby!! Did you make the
proper arrangements?"
DOLORES: "Everything will go down as planned."
HART: "Mike McGee, preeeepaaaaaaare for your DEMISE!
The PHENOM has left the building!"
::cut back to the announcers::
BRANDON JACOBS: Don’t you hate it when you get snags in your wardrobe?
CHRIS WINK: For a moment I thought we really were a family show, the Soprano family.
BRANDON JACOBS: As you can tell by now, during the commercial break, Zack Sirus decided to take his leave for a bit so I would like to introduce Chris Wink who will be filling in for this next match while Sirus calms down.
CHRIS WINK: Zack looked like he was going to have a stroke backstage during the break. At his age, getting work up like that can’t be healthy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wink, what do you think of the show so far tonight?
CHRIS WINK: I really loved the last match, those two showed how much they wanted to be champion and even if they don’t go on to win the tournament, I feel both will eventually wear the gold. I’m really looking forward to this matching coming up between Mike McGee and Shawn Hart. Both are really good technicians but there has been some bad blood so I think we may get a hell of a fight tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: The crew is signaling that it is time for the second match so lets send the cameras to the ring.
::Generic Office Muzak blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from the Home Office in New Brunswick, NJ! Terry Tate’s worst nightmare, “MR. MIDDLE MANAGEMENT” MIKE MCGEE!
::Mike McGee walks gingerly down to the ring to the loud boos of the crowd::
:: I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls plays over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Orlando, Florida! The current eWu World Heavyweight Champion, “The Phenom” Shawn Hart!
::Shawn Hart walks down to the ring accompanied down to the ring by his bodyguard Tiny, Hart enters the ring with a mic in his hand and starts to cut a promo::
HART: "Mike McGee, you may like to call yourself Mmmmmmmmister Middle Management, but World's FINEST Wrestling, Inc. is downsizing... and I'M the consultant! In other words, geeeeet out here,
YOKEL... wether you or any of these JACKHOLES like it oooooor not, the CHAMPION of alllllll EARTH is ready to embarass you!!"
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee is hot and he attacks Shawn Hart with a series of punches and starts reeling backwards!
CHRIS WINK: I never understood why you would want to piss off the person you were facing before or during the match unless Shawn Hart thinks it will break his concentration.
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart is countering back with a series of punches of his own and is moving Mike McGee back! Mike McGee is staggering.... HART WINDS UP... DISCUS PUNCH! Mike McGee falls down!
CHRIS WINK: Hart packs a hell of a punch, the ref needs to check to make sure those aren’t closed fists.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee is trying to get up... HART BOOT RAKES HIM THE FACE! Mike McGee is grabbing his right eye!
CHRIS WINK: Boot rakes are old school.
BRANDON JACOBS: Hart starts nailing him with kicks to the kidney area! Ref is trying to get in there to stop the carnage but has been rather on successful so far.
CHRIS WINK: Once you let the inmates run the asylum, you’ve lost all control. He needs to step up and assert some authority.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref finally warns Hart to back off! Hart is shrugging his shoulders like he didn’t know he did anything wrong.
CHRIS WINK: Prisons are filled with innocent people.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee takes advantage of the distraction and Hart in the throat! He nailed him hard and Hart is gasping for air!
CHRIS WINK: Hart may have been breaking the rules, but there is no excuse for that. He could have crushed his windpipe.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee bounces off the ropes... LARIAT CLOTHESLINE! HE ALMOST TOOK OFF HART’S HEAD WITH THAT AS HART WENT COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT!
CHRIS WINK: Someone needs to check on Hart to see if he is okay, he is coughing a lot and looks like he is completely out of breath.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee picks him Hart up...... GORDBUSTER! McGee goes for a cover!
CHRIS WINK: Hart should just lay down at take the pin. He is no condition to go forward.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ref goes down for the count! 1-------------2----------KICKOUT!
CHRIS WINK: Hart really must want to be the very first WFW Heavyweight Champion, I admire his heart but he is young enough that he will have plenty of other chances if he loses here.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee is falling for his setup move!
CHRIS WINK: McGee’s setup move could many wrestlers finishing move it is so devastating. If he hits this, it is over.
BRANDON JACOBS: SPINNING BRAINBUSTER!! CROWD IS BOOING MCGEE FOR VIOLENT STREAK IN THIS MATCH!
CHRIS WINK: I’ve never seen a McGee like this before.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee covers! 1----------------2------------------LEG ON THE ROPES! The ref finally sees it!
CHRIS WINK: Poor Shawn Hart.
BRANDON JACOBS: TINY JUMPS ONTO THE APRON!
CHRIS WINK: How come guys named Tiny are never Tiny?
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee grabs him by the hair and drags him into the ring!
CHRIS WINK: McGee really should be concentrating on Hart, Hart may be half dead, but giving him a rest isn’t a smart idea.
BRANDON JACOBS: MCGEE STARTS LAYING IN HAYMAKERS INTO TINY AND MOVING HIM BACKWARDS ACROSS THE RING! Clothesline by McGee!
CHRIS WINK: Fans popped for that sequence, but more or less because they want didn’t want to see a half naked Tiny in their ring. WEAR A FULL SHIRT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee goes back to working on Hart... Hart is starting to get his senses back... GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!
CHRIS WINK: Hart lands on his lower back and reach to grab his lower back!
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee is waiting for Hart to get up....
CHRIS WINK: If Hart knows what is best for him, he should stay down because whatever McGee is planning is going to kill him...
BRANDON JACOBS: MCGEE CHARGES WITH THE CLOTHESLINE.... HART DUCKS!
CHRIS WINK: He must have an angel on his shoulder!
BRANDON JACOBS: HART NAILS MCGEE WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!
CHRIS WINK: The crowd erupted for that, I think McGee is in so much pain his eyes went cross eyed on that!
BRANDON JACOBS: HART NAILS HIM WITH THE HART ATTACK! IT IS OVER!
CHRIS WINK: Ref goes down for the count!
BRANDON JACOBS: 1-------------------2---------------KICKOUT! MCGEE FOUND A WAY TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!
CHRIS WINK: I don’t think Hart fully nailed it, but even half Hart attack can kill you.
BRANDON JACOBS: HART CALLS FOR HIS FINISHER..... EL CODO EXPLOSIVO BIONIC ELBOW! McGee goes down like he has been shot!
CHRIS WINK: Nobody can survive the El Codo Explosivo!
BRANDON JACOBS: Hart covers.... 1----------------------2-------------------3!! HART COMES BACK TO WIN THE MATCH AGAINST MCGEE AND SHAWN HART IS HEADED TO THE FINALS!
CHRIS WINK: Shawn Hart had to nail him with both his finishers but somehow he did. That was incredibly display of courage by Hart to stay in the match until he could recuperate and make his comeback.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will back after this final commercial break with the main event! Who will the mystery man be, Tom Adler, GUNS, Mike Randalls? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!
and tights of a male wrestler. Crouched down across
from him, we see a professionally dressed woman from
the neck down. Her arms are reaching up and across,
grabbing at something on the man as we listen in...:::
MAN: "Hurry up, darling... I'm on in a few minutes!"
WOMAN: "I'm trying, Mr. Hart.. I mean, it's soooooo
HARD!!"
:::Hart groans:::
HART: "I know, but... AHHHH!! Don't pull on it!!"
WOMAN: "Alright, here we go...."
HART: "Muuuch better, baby.."
WOMAN: "....I think it's COMING!!!"
HART: "Oh GOD!!"
:::Suddenly, the camera pans up quickly as the woman
snips some loose threads from "The Phenom's"
tights.:::
WOMAN: "How's that?"
HART: "Miss Dolores , you're a life saver! I mean
HONESTLY, how could I face my adoring public with
snags in my wardrobe?!
DOLORES: "It's UNTHINKABLE!"
HART: "Anyhow, it's GO time, baby!! Did you make the
proper arrangements?"
DOLORES: "Everything will go down as planned."
HART: "Mike McGee, preeeepaaaaaaare for your DEMISE!
The PHENOM has left the building!"
::cut back to the announcers::
BRANDON JACOBS: Don’t you hate it when you get snags in your wardrobe?
CHRIS WINK: For a moment I thought we really were a family show, the Soprano family.
BRANDON JACOBS: As you can tell by now, during the commercial break, Zack Sirus decided to take his leave for a bit so I would like to introduce Chris Wink who will be filling in for this next match while Sirus calms down.
CHRIS WINK: Zack looked like he was going to have a stroke backstage during the break. At his age, getting work up like that can’t be healthy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wink, what do you think of the show so far tonight?
CHRIS WINK: I really loved the last match, those two showed how much they wanted to be champion and even if they don’t go on to win the tournament, I feel both will eventually wear the gold. I’m really looking forward to this matching coming up between Mike McGee and Shawn Hart. Both are really good technicians but there has been some bad blood so I think we may get a hell of a fight tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: The crew is signaling that it is time for the second match so lets send the cameras to the ring.
::Generic Office Muzak blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from the Home Office in New Brunswick, NJ! Terry Tate’s worst nightmare, “MR. MIDDLE MANAGEMENT” MIKE MCGEE!
::Mike McGee walks gingerly down to the ring to the loud boos of the crowd::
:: I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls plays over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Orlando, Florida! The current eWu World Heavyweight Champion, “The Phenom” Shawn Hart!
::Shawn Hart walks down to the ring accompanied down to the ring by his bodyguard Tiny, Hart enters the ring with a mic in his hand and starts to cut a promo::
HART: "Mike McGee, you may like to call yourself Mmmmmmmmister Middle Management, but World's FINEST Wrestling, Inc. is downsizing... and I'M the consultant! In other words, geeeeet out here,
YOKEL... wether you or any of these JACKHOLES like it oooooor not, the CHAMPION of alllllll EARTH is ready to embarass you!!"
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee is hot and he attacks Shawn Hart with a series of punches and starts reeling backwards!
CHRIS WINK: I never understood why you would want to piss off the person you were facing before or during the match unless Shawn Hart thinks it will break his concentration.
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart is countering back with a series of punches of his own and is moving Mike McGee back! Mike McGee is staggering.... HART WINDS UP... DISCUS PUNCH! Mike McGee falls down!
CHRIS WINK: Hart packs a hell of a punch, the ref needs to check to make sure those aren’t closed fists.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee is trying to get up... HART BOOT RAKES HIM THE FACE! Mike McGee is grabbing his right eye!
CHRIS WINK: Boot rakes are old school.
BRANDON JACOBS: Hart starts nailing him with kicks to the kidney area! Ref is trying to get in there to stop the carnage but has been rather on successful so far.
CHRIS WINK: Once you let the inmates run the asylum, you’ve lost all control. He needs to step up and assert some authority.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref finally warns Hart to back off! Hart is shrugging his shoulders like he didn’t know he did anything wrong.
CHRIS WINK: Prisons are filled with innocent people.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee takes advantage of the distraction and Hart in the throat! He nailed him hard and Hart is gasping for air!
CHRIS WINK: Hart may have been breaking the rules, but there is no excuse for that. He could have crushed his windpipe.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee bounces off the ropes... LARIAT CLOTHESLINE! HE ALMOST TOOK OFF HART’S HEAD WITH THAT AS HART WENT COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT!
CHRIS WINK: Someone needs to check on Hart to see if he is okay, he is coughing a lot and looks like he is completely out of breath.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee picks him Hart up...... GORDBUSTER! McGee goes for a cover!
CHRIS WINK: Hart should just lay down at take the pin. He is no condition to go forward.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ref goes down for the count! 1-------------2----------KICKOUT!
CHRIS WINK: Hart really must want to be the very first WFW Heavyweight Champion, I admire his heart but he is young enough that he will have plenty of other chances if he loses here.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee is falling for his setup move!
CHRIS WINK: McGee’s setup move could many wrestlers finishing move it is so devastating. If he hits this, it is over.
BRANDON JACOBS: SPINNING BRAINBUSTER!! CROWD IS BOOING MCGEE FOR VIOLENT STREAK IN THIS MATCH!
CHRIS WINK: I’ve never seen a McGee like this before.
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee covers! 1----------------2------------------LEG ON THE ROPES! The ref finally sees it!
CHRIS WINK: Poor Shawn Hart.
BRANDON JACOBS: TINY JUMPS ONTO THE APRON!
CHRIS WINK: How come guys named Tiny are never Tiny?
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee grabs him by the hair and drags him into the ring!
CHRIS WINK: McGee really should be concentrating on Hart, Hart may be half dead, but giving him a rest isn’t a smart idea.
BRANDON JACOBS: MCGEE STARTS LAYING IN HAYMAKERS INTO TINY AND MOVING HIM BACKWARDS ACROSS THE RING! Clothesline by McGee!
CHRIS WINK: Fans popped for that sequence, but more or less because they want didn’t want to see a half naked Tiny in their ring. WEAR A FULL SHIRT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike McGee goes back to working on Hart... Hart is starting to get his senses back... GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!
CHRIS WINK: Hart lands on his lower back and reach to grab his lower back!
BRANDON JACOBS: McGee is waiting for Hart to get up....
CHRIS WINK: If Hart knows what is best for him, he should stay down because whatever McGee is planning is going to kill him...
BRANDON JACOBS: MCGEE CHARGES WITH THE CLOTHESLINE.... HART DUCKS!
CHRIS WINK: He must have an angel on his shoulder!
BRANDON JACOBS: HART NAILS MCGEE WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!
CHRIS WINK: The crowd erupted for that, I think McGee is in so much pain his eyes went cross eyed on that!
BRANDON JACOBS: HART NAILS HIM WITH THE HART ATTACK! IT IS OVER!
CHRIS WINK: Ref goes down for the count!
BRANDON JACOBS: 1-------------------2---------------KICKOUT! MCGEE FOUND A WAY TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!
CHRIS WINK: I don’t think Hart fully nailed it, but even half Hart attack can kill you.
BRANDON JACOBS: HART CALLS FOR HIS FINISHER..... EL CODO EXPLOSIVO BIONIC ELBOW! McGee goes down like he has been shot!
CHRIS WINK: Nobody can survive the El Codo Explosivo!
BRANDON JACOBS: Hart covers.... 1----------------------2-------------------3!! HART COMES BACK TO WIN THE MATCH AGAINST MCGEE AND SHAWN HART IS HEADED TO THE FINALS!
CHRIS WINK: Shawn Hart had to nail him with both his finishers but somehow he did. That was incredibly display of courage by Hart to stay in the match until he could recuperate and make his comeback.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will back after this final commercial break with the main event! Who will the mystery man be, Tom Adler, GUNS, Mike Randalls? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!