ATTN: Crash 50 Matchwriters!

[LQJT86C]

Got half the Bunkhouse done, sitting down to finish the rest now. Sorry, wanted to have it in last night but had to get some school work done.

 

[fugginVOSS]

Sorry, I would have assisted but GTT7 really stole alot of my writing mojo. Hopefully I'll be able to contribute to the next card, Mr. Katz.

 

[jediPREZ]

Paging Dr. Thomas Ford...

War Games needs you.

I repeat, War Games needs you.

 

[Ford]

Paging Dr. Thomas Ford...

War Games needs you.

I repeat, War Games needs you.

Mind you, I imagine it to be the most depressing match ever, but I'm on it. Especially with ten ****ing off days from work when they said they'd only be five.

I'm totally going on unemployment tomorrow.

 

[jediPREZ]

Mind you, I imagine it to be the most depressing match ever, but I'm on it. Especially with ten ****ing off days from work when they said they'd only be five.

I'm totally going on unemployment tomorrow.

You've been forwarded an email.

 

[LQJT86C]

Bunkhouse=DONE. Check the NFW Yahoo account.

 

[Seth]

What all do we have left? Anybody need help?

 

[jediPREZ]

Ford said he had the War Games match...if anyone sees him on, find out where he's at with it. I tried sending an IM a couple times and NADA.

 

[TSiegel]

Just talked to him on AIM...said he was pretty out of it, sick for the past few days.

 

[Ford]

I've been trying, but I feel physically and emotionally sick these past few days. So much so that just jotting this down in any sort of cognizant fashion is frustratingly painful. I can't figure out what to say anymore.

If you can get someone else involved, it may not seem so much of a cross to bear. I mean, how do you replicate an '04 War Games where the place burns down? You just can't.

 

[jediPREZ]

If anyone does recreate the '04 War Games, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE EMAIL THE PARTICIPANTS FIRST.

...that's something I've learned over the years.

...anyway, Seth...if there's anything you can do to help on that match (actual writing, outlining, list of spots) it'd be appreciated.

 

[Seth]

I have the next couple days off. I can't promise it'll be good or awesome, unfortunately, but I shall do my best if the match needs writing.

-Seth

 

[jediPREZ]

I have the next couple days off. I can't promise it'll be good or awesome, unfortunately, but I shall do my best if the match needs writing.

-Seth

You can blow up the cage for all I care.

In all seriousness, any help is awesome sauce.

 

[Seth]

O'CONNOR: WE'VE GOT A GREAT MATCH! WE'VE GOT ALL EIGHT MEN IN THAT RING, VYING FOR TITLE SHOTS AND MASKS AND... OH, GOD!

H'WOOD: WOW, THE CAGE EXPLODED, BEANFRY! THEY GOT THEIR... WELL, BEANS FRIED!

WINNER VIA CRAZY CAGE EXPLOSION: NOBODY!

...

Yup, that's the Wargames, ladies and gentleman.

-Seth

 

[User Poets]

I think we've seen that match before, and because of it, someone MUSTdie?

 

[LQJT86C]

How about we just shortform this sh*t and get on with things? At this point, the league benefits more from a Crash 50 plus shortformed undercard War Games match, rather than pushing 50 to the 4 month threshold for the sake of a single longform.

I mean, the more I think about it, maybe Katz had the right idea when he exploded the sh*t out of the '04 War Games?

 

[User Poets]

How about we just shortform this sh*t and get on with things? At this point, the league benefits more from a Crash 50 plus shortformed undercard War Games match, rather than pushing 50 to the 4 month threshold for the sake of a single longform.

I mean, the more I think about it, maybe Katz had the right idea when he exploded the sh*t out of the '04 War Games?

mustDIE if he does, MUSTdie if he don't.

 

[LQJT86C]

MUSTdie sounds like a brand of spermicide. "MUSTdie! When the child-baring consequences of unprotected sex must be stopped at all costs. MUSTdie! Liquid life SHALL-NOT-PASS! MUSTdie!" and then run it as an infomercial at 4am on Spike.

 

[Seth]

I'm all for shortforming it if you guys are. Satellite feeds go out all the Time. =p

 

[jediPREZ]

I'll probably highlights package the War Games based off the outline Seth gave me. I don't think it's in the tradition of things to drop two sentences on it and say "SEE YA LATA!"