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ShawnHartXXX
The Phenom
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 193
'The Phenom' Shawn Hart and Tiny
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-03-03 AT 02:04 PM (EST)]Name: Shawn Hart
Real Name: Shawn Jessica Hart
Nicknames: The Phenom, El Hombre Magnifico, PHAT Papa Shawn, Manly Spice, Mr. XXX
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 221 lbs.
Hometown: Orlando, Florida
Entrance Music: "Look At Me" by Geri Haliwell
C.O.C.K.S. Stable Music: Theme from T.V.'s 'Dragnet'
Signature Moves: Inverted Atomic Drop, Tombstone Piledriver, Discus punches and clotheslines, Superkick, and various cheap shots, low blows, eye jabs, etc.
Setup/Alternate Finisher: Hart Attack (Ace Crusher/Diamond Cutter)
Finisher: El Codo Explosivo (Dusty Rhodes' Bionic Elbow with Hogan Big Boot and Leg Drop/HBK Superkick-like pageantry.)
Relevant Titles Won: eWu World Heavyweight Champion, CWWF World Heavyweight Champion, CWWF U.S. Champion, IWF Eastern Champion, IWF Entertainment Champion, IWF Tag Team Champion, WWL Television Champion
Character: Connoisseur of the one-liner, ever-unorthodox and always intense, win the match first, tap that ass second, and save the whales third, verbal tirades aplenty, keen fashion sense, rock out like there's no tomorrow, i'm gonna beat you so bad your neighbor's brother-in-law will feel it kinda guy.
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Name: Tiny
Nicknames: The World's Strongest Fat Guy
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 387 lbs.
Hometown: Blankagonk, Mississippi
Entrance Music: Theme from T.V.'s 'Dragnet' (C.O.C.K.S. theme)
Signature Moves: Digs thumbs into opponents eyes, horribly sloppy punches and kicks, boxing of the ears, back rakes, sits on opponents when grounded, biting, the "Nasal Claw" (like the mandible claw, except up the nose), and other poorly executed, roughneck-style moves. Tiny has no technical wrestling acumen whatsoever.
Setup: Wet Willie (Tiny licks one or both index fingers and sticks them into the ears of his opponent)
Finisher: Atomic Wedgie (No explanation needed.)
Relevant Titles Won: None
Character: The Phenom's personal bodyguard, an overweight, country-fried, thug for hire with a vicious mullet hair-do, 70's porn star moustache, and a thick Mississippi accent. Escorts Hart to the ring in a black 'C.O.C.K.S.' belly-shirt, sweat pants, and moon boots. For picture, visit www.geocities.com/lama_nama_noomie/tiny.html
ShawnHartXXX
The Phenom
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 193
'The Phenom' Shawn Hart and Tiny
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-03-03 AT 02:04 PM (EST)]Name: Shawn Hart
Real Name: Shawn Jessica Hart
Nicknames: The Phenom, El Hombre Magnifico, PHAT Papa Shawn, Manly Spice, Mr. XXX
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 221 lbs.
Hometown: Orlando, Florida
Entrance Music: "Look At Me" by Geri Haliwell
C.O.C.K.S. Stable Music: Theme from T.V.'s 'Dragnet'
Signature Moves: Inverted Atomic Drop, Tombstone Piledriver, Discus punches and clotheslines, Superkick, and various cheap shots, low blows, eye jabs, etc.
Setup/Alternate Finisher: Hart Attack (Ace Crusher/Diamond Cutter)
Finisher: El Codo Explosivo (Dusty Rhodes' Bionic Elbow with Hogan Big Boot and Leg Drop/HBK Superkick-like pageantry.)
Relevant Titles Won: eWu World Heavyweight Champion, CWWF World Heavyweight Champion, CWWF U.S. Champion, IWF Eastern Champion, IWF Entertainment Champion, IWF Tag Team Champion, WWL Television Champion
Character: Connoisseur of the one-liner, ever-unorthodox and always intense, win the match first, tap that ass second, and save the whales third, verbal tirades aplenty, keen fashion sense, rock out like there's no tomorrow, i'm gonna beat you so bad your neighbor's brother-in-law will feel it kinda guy.
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Name: Tiny
Nicknames: The World's Strongest Fat Guy
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 387 lbs.
Hometown: Blankagonk, Mississippi
Entrance Music: Theme from T.V.'s 'Dragnet' (C.O.C.K.S. theme)
Signature Moves: Digs thumbs into opponents eyes, horribly sloppy punches and kicks, boxing of the ears, back rakes, sits on opponents when grounded, biting, the "Nasal Claw" (like the mandible claw, except up the nose), and other poorly executed, roughneck-style moves. Tiny has no technical wrestling acumen whatsoever.
Setup: Wet Willie (Tiny licks one or both index fingers and sticks them into the ears of his opponent)
Finisher: Atomic Wedgie (No explanation needed.)
Relevant Titles Won: None
Character: The Phenom's personal bodyguard, an overweight, country-fried, thug for hire with a vicious mullet hair-do, 70's porn star moustache, and a thick Mississippi accent. Escorts Hart to the ring in a black 'C.O.C.K.S.' belly-shirt, sweat pants, and moon boots. For picture, visit www.geocities.com/lama_nama_noomie/tiny.html