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BRACKET 3 CASH VS SHANE

Biron

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Mutt and the Purebred

(CUT TO: A wrought iron gate, "CASH" cut into the bars, extending across a private driveway that begins to fold open.)

(CUT TO: LANE CASH, dressed in knockoff designer jeans, a black V-neck tee, and Aviators, reclining into a brown leather, sectional sofa with his arms resting on the back and his feet propped onto a wooden ottoman. The camera pans over the wall behind him, which is covered in framed wrestling photos, event posters, and numerous title belts.)

LANE CASH: "Sensational" Steven Shane, what a cute name. I'm not going to blow smoke up anybody's chimney and pretend like I actually know of this peasant. That's where Dex comes in.

(A young man, similiar in age to Lane, enters the shot and nabs a spot on the sofa.)

CASH: Give me a rundown on this "Sensational" Steven Shane.

DEXTER DRAYTON: Two-time A1E Tag Champ ...

CASH: You mean, like the steak sauce? (chuckles)

DRAYTON: (sigh) A1E Cyber Champion, and he recently capture the Empire Pro Tag Team Championships with Stalker. He's been mostly a tag-team specialist in his career, not many accomplishments in singles. Pretty boy, born in Hollywood, a lot more style than substance both in-ring and out.

CASH: Hmm ... (yawns) I'm bored already. (smirks) Let's talk about me. I know you're probably wondering just who I am, where I came from, and why I signed up for this tournament. I am Lane Cash, the GREATEST thing the loins of Kentucky ever produced. The son of a no-doubt, bonafide, HALL OF FAMER, "Classic" Carter Cash, the grandson of a PIONEER in this business, Carl Cash. My blood makes me worth ten-times more than the LOT OF YOU. It is a SHAME that a wrestling royalty PUREBRED is forced to even associate with MUTTS like you. Yes, I'm looking at you (finger quotes) Sensational Sherri .. ahh, Shane. You don't even belong in the same ZIPCODE as Carter Cash's son, much less the same tournament. Isn't there a bingo hall you can work instead? Is it really FAIR that I waste my SUPERIOR genetics, LIMITLESS talent, and GOOD family name to make you MARKETABLE? (shakes head) No, it's not fair. If I didn't have such a large following, even as pathetic as they truly are, there would be NO ONE around to even witness your GREATEST TRIUMPH. No, not a championship win, or meeting Ronald Reagan, but to stand in the ring with professional wrestling's GOLDEN CHILD, Lane Cash. To be able to shake MY HAND, which I WILL spit on beforehand. Then, in front of all the jobless, ignorant fools Boston has to offer, I'm going to knock your dome CLEAN OFF. It might not be IDEAL, it might not be what you WANT, but when you're Steven Shane, and I'm so f(bleep!)cking awesome, what can you really do?

(FTB)
 
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Re: Mutt and the Purebred

We fade in to Steven Shane sitting inside his locker room. He leans back and almost gives a smile to the camera.

Shane: You'll have to forgive my tardiness.

One minute I was just sitting here fighting off what I thought to be a nap...

The next, I looked at my watch and three days had passed.

People joke about others putting them to sleep all the time.

Some in this business even revere themselves for putting people into comas.

YOU, however, Johnny Cash have managed to do both with just one glimpse of you on my television screen.

Shane stands up and pulls himself towards the camera.

Shane: You see Johnny...

As much "research" as your lap dog pulled up on me, it would seem as though he failed to realize that I've been around the block a time or two.

I've done this "I don't know you, you don't know me" ordeal a thousand times.

And I swear to God, every single time, the other chump just looks at a bio sheet and thinks he has all the answers.

They talk about my tag team title reigns.

They talk about my only singles title reign.

They talk about whatever they can find to make me seem like an unworthy opponent.

Then I have to go back and fill them in every single time.

So my job this week is not to tell you about what I've done as a singles competitor.

It's not to tell you that my singles career has gone on longer than my tag career.

My job this week is to simply ask you to please stop with the cookie cutter crap.

Why don't you ask some of the "talent" around the circuit what Steven Shane is all about.

You can look at all the bio sheets you want, but you will never understand Steven Shane the way Dan Ryan or Cameron Cruise know Steven Shane.

That treat is something that you will be sure to enjoy at the first round of this tournament.

People like you are the reason that people like me have fun doing what we do.

Nothing pleasures me more than to introduce someone new to the world of Steven Shane.

So let's cut all the "I'm better than you" crap.

Let's cut all the "I'm awesome" shenanigans.

Let's just get down to the ring and stop boring everyone to death.

I'm just here to broaden horizons.

Once we get into that ring, Johnny...

You'll know that Steven Shane is more than just a bio sheet.

Then next time, maybe you'll try something a little more original.
 

Biron

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Re: Mutt and the Purebred

(CUT TO: LANE CASH, dressed in a tremendous, charcoal gray suit from Saks.)

CASH: This is what's so "Sensational"? I waited days to listen to this MUTT. (sneers) The Cash Wrestling Family's purebred German Shepherd has cut better sh_t in the front lawn. Don't bother with the references, Steve, I've seen the body of work and its tragic. Your sad, little singles career is nothing. The only thing long and distinguished in this conversation is my WRESTLING PEDIGREE (pause) and my dick. (chuckles) I must be going though, as I'm going to brush shoulders with a few of Boston's finest.

(FTB)
 
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thegr817deuce

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Re: Mutt and the Purebred

The scene opens up to Steven Shane just sitting alone in a dressing room. He stares into the camera without much emotion.

Shane: You'll have to excuse my laughter.

Nothing really says top-notch like a good old-fashioned dick joke.

Add that to complete no-sell of EVERYTHING that I said, and you have television gold.

Congratulations, Johnny.

You have done absolutely nothing but entertain the tens of your fans.

In fact, I placed my membership postcard for your fan club in the mail this morning.

"**** in the front lawn?"

Pure genius.

I've already called my friends and told them to be glued to the tv for your next response.

I can't believe that I actually took my time to try and catch you for the five seconds you wasted of my life.

But I'm not going to take anymore of my time to try and convince you of what I'm capable of.

I'll let the wrestling do the talking.

You keep cracking people up with your **** and dick references.

I'll be moving on in the tournament.
 

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