*** Breaking News ***

[MattPickstock]

As of this date and time, the EUWC has learned that the Odinist has turned down the challenge of Commander T. Waring for Summer Sizzler. RBW's the Odinist has been upset since the change of ownership in Red Branch Wrestling, and since that change, has decided to abandon the RBW and the EUWC European Championship. As of this report, there is no replacement for the European Title Match at Summer Sizzler. However rumours state that an announcement will be made at Main Frame concerning this PPV match!

 

[Haz-e]

~coughs loudly and suggestively~

 

[Jay_Smash]

* Hands Haz-e a glass of water*

 

[Lord_Alucard]

"Before squealing that its salt water"

Till Later,

Twisted.

 

[Haz-e]

~drinks it and passes out~

I'm allergic to salt, aaahhhh!

Seriously though, time for TT to make his debut 8)

 

[Jay_Smash]

*pokes Haz-e in the eye, then steals his wallet*

One dollar! Cheap bastard!

 

[Haz-e]

~collapses~

It's not my fault; Matt made me pay him to get in

 

[MattPickstock]

~ stands in the corner counting his money, grinning devilishly ~

What'd I do?!

 

[Jay_Smash]

*Sticks dollar in soda machine.... pushes Coke.... pops open, takes a sip*

Not my problem ... but... mmmm..... I got a dollar out of it.....

*Throws coke can in Haz-e's face*

Couldn't find a trash can.

 

[Haz-e]

~collapses again~

i'm allergic to coke cans too.

You are this close to getting sued

 

[Jay_Smash]

*Lawyer walks in with a contract signed my Smash and Haz-e while Haz-e was apparently "passed out"*

Lawyer: I am here to state the following that has been signed by Mr. Haz-e and Mr. Smash.

"Mr. Jay Smash, knowing of the allergic reactions in which trouble Mr. Haz-e is here by eligible to throw a Coke can into Haz-e's face when possible, poke him in the eye, make him drink salt water, allow his money to be taken, and have his foot stepped on, then kicked in the testicles at a decent time for Mr. Smash to do so. If such incidents occur, there will be no reason for the courts to be involved, nor a reason to sue one another.

However, if Mr. Haz-e decides to do anything back, or sue Mr. Smash, Mr. Smash will have no choice be to give Mr. Haz-e a wedgie, then take away Mr. Haz-e's money once again. If this must happen, Mr. Smash must share the money taken with Matt Pickstock who can laugh in a greedy manner in his corner."

Lawyer: Signed by Mr. Jay Smash, Sir Pickstock, and Madam... Haz-e? Oh no, that's a man... no... that's a blue... elephant... a stuffed animal? I'm not sure... In any case, Haz-e signed the darn thing, you see... there it is... his signature in metallic green.

 

[TD_Walker]

Are you really talking trash on the ooc in roleplay form?

Gay, Jay, just gay...



James
- Gay

 

[Haz-e]

wha?

~feels violated~