Busted

[DizzaHizza]

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-05-02 AT 05:21 PM (EDT)]* The camera crews of CSWA have been on the hunt for the elusive "Muffin Man of Wrestling" since his debut in the league. Only a few short promos have been cut by the "Japanese Thunder"; mostly directed at his past opponents of Carl Brigsby and "Fearless" Jones. However, the camera can't get enough of Kin Hiroshi, and God knows Kin loves the camera! So where has Hiroshi been?

The always filming camera crew knocks on a hotel room door late one evening. The is no answer. The microphone tech. checks the doorknob, it turns, and the camera crew lets themselves in. A low humming sound is heard in the kitchenette, and the mic. tech. hits the "On" switch. The camera moves from the doorway to the kitchenette, and upon arrival, focuses in on Hiroshi's back.

The muffin tycoon has an arry of electronic kitchen utensils strewn about, and it would appear that Kin is fencing with an electric mixer... *

KIN HIROSHI: No, no, no! This isn't going to work either...

* Kin tosses the mixer behind him, still unaware of the men filming him. The mixer flies through the air, and lands on the foot of a scurrying cameraman, whom lets out a ferocious yelp. At the sound of the scream, Kin freezes and turns his head; a look of fear on his face. Upon discovery of the crew, Kin gives a sigh of relief, and turns to face the camera. *

KIN HIROSHI: Wow! Barely anyone can catch me off-guard like that. I gotta give you guys mad props. So, which league am I talking to?

CAMERAMAN: CSWA, Mr. Hir...Hira...Hara...Habooki.

KIN HIROSHI: Please, call me Kin. It sounds like Ken, but just spelled differently.

CAMERAMAN: Right.

KIN HIROSHI: Wait a minute! You called me Habooki, right? Have you been talking to Sky Suicide? "Turn-On" Tony Sajec? King Feisel III? Evan Aho?

CAMERAMAN: Actually, Kin, no one has been talking about you really. If anything, people have been wondering where you have been the past few weeks. That's about it.

KIN HIROSHI: Well, I don't want to give anything away right now, but I've been planning. Not here in CSWA, but in GXW. I'm sure everyone knows about my involvement in both leagues, but wheels have been set in motion and I needed to follow through. Unfortunately, my involvement here in CSWA was cut back a little. It won't happen again.

* Hiroshi leans against the countertop, knocking a few of the devices off. He leaps out of the way to avoid the same fate as the cameraman. The sight of the utensils seems to strike a chord in Kin's brain... *

KIN HIROSHI: Now, even though I haven't been around to know the latest gossip here in CSWA, I do know that I have a match coming up. "Fearless" Jones and Paul Walker against myself and a machine. I see this handicap match as an opportunity to prove that I can take on two opponents here in the big leagues. Thankfully, I was granted the use of a machine to help me with the match. The only problem is, I can't decide which one to use. Right now, it's a threeway tie between a cheese slicer, an electric mixer, and a chainsaw.

* Kin shrugs and picks up the mixer and the slicer. He tries to strike a scary pose, but fails miserably. *

KIN HIROSHI: See, I can't be too tough with these. I guess I'm bringing the chainsaw.

* The scene fades out as the camera crew muffles their laughter. *

 

[DizzaHizza]

Dikaia Upotheke

* Once again, the scene opens to Kin Hiroshi in his hotel room. The "Japanese Thunder" is leaning forward in a chair, his face buried in his hands, completely hidden from view. however, it is blatantly obvious that his ears are a searing red. After a few deep breaths, Kin raises his blushing face from its hiding place. *

KIN HIROSHI: I hate correcting myself, and it's a rare occurance when this happens. Apparently, I've been greatly mistaken. Apparently, I read the scheduled card for Showtime wrong. Apparently, my partner's name is Machine, and I won't need my chainsaw against "Fearless" Jones and Paul Walker.

* Kin leans back and the shades of red slowly fade from his face. he runs his hands through his hair, and locks them behind his head. *

KIN HIROSHI: Well, now that I know the whole story, Jones and Walker have a problem on their hands. Why? History is going to re-write itself, 'cause the Japanese and the German are about to infiltrate your home soil, and defeat you! It's nothing personal, Hell, I'm half-American, but the Minority Posse, the World War Warrior, the Hero's From The East...well, East Europe and East Asia...we just, damn it, we just have something to prove. I, Kin Hiroshi, am going to prove that no matter how slow and stupid a partner I may have, that we can work together to beat "Scardy Cat" and Walker: Texas Ranger.

* Kin reaches down to the floor and picks something up. *

KIN HIROSHI: I'm going to prove that Justice will prevail over everything. So boys, saddle up, there's a new sherrif in town, and with Machine as my deputy, there's nothing stopping us at Showtime.

* The camera fades to black as Hiroshi ties a Karate Kid Bandana around his head. *