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* Mr. Entertainment character development RP.


(((FADE IN to a close-up of a bottle of champagne. We can’t see the label, but we can guess it’s a decent vintage at least. The screen around the bottle is black. The bottle starts to shake slightly as a drum beat starts, some voices join in, and as some guitars start the cork pops and the lights come up on the set of “That’s Entertainment” – with Turisas playing “Supernaut”! There are balloons and streamers flying as the band play, fully decked in their costumes and face paint. During the song, several shots from Season 1 of New ERA show – all of which contain a certain Oregon native we all know and loathe… I’m sorry, love

Mr Entertainment nailing Cameron Cruise
With the upper-hand on Druid
Beating Fanatic
Beating Cameron Cruise
Going toe-to-toe with Michael Montgomery
Entering the Battlebrawl, followed by various shots from Battlebrawl
Rapid-fire shots of “That’s Entertainment” and pinfalls
Tossing Donovan Astros over the top rope
And finally, celebrating his win at Battlebrawl!

As the song builds to a final crescendo, with smoke having joined in the seemingly endless supply of balloons and confetti, Mr Entertainment bursts from a screen next to his desk. There’s a smattering of boos which quickly get muted, as the camera cuts to Turisas ending their song. The crowd go mental, with Mr Entertainment applauding, grabbing the bottle of champagne that’s materialised on his desk)))


ME: I love these guys, you love these guys, that’s why I have them on so damn often… TURISAS!!

Crowd: *huge pop*

ME: Wow… ya know, I booked ‘em forty eight hours ago, an’ I didn’t think they’d make it. I thought their pilot would be too busy last night watchin’ New ERA’s third Battlebrawl Pay Per View! I’ve heard he had ta get the co-pilot ta fly the plane most of the time, so enthralled he was with the show.

A show tha’ saw Shawn Jessica Hart

Crowd: PEE!!! AITCH!!! DEEE!!!

ME: Beat the Wrestling Bieber! Donovan Astros, didn’t win! Cameron Cruise… didn’t win!

No. The big news, the event, the thing that proves the future of my New ERA is secured... is that the winner of the third Battlebrawl… whose name joins Shawn Jessica Hart

Crowd: PEE!!! AITCH!!! DEEE!!!

ME: An’ MWG

Crowd: GEE!! AY!!! WHY!!!

ME: …wrong spelling.

Crowd: BEE!! AI!!

ME: That’s better. Of course, I mean the greatest man in the whole of wrestling… the man who’s single handedly built the new New ERA inta a global phenomenon… ME

Mister Entertainment!!

The only man in New ERA today ta have not ONE… but TWO banked shots and Shawn Hart’s New ERA Championship!

But… unlike a certain Wrestling Bieber… I ain’t gonna come out an’ take the belt from a broken, defeated man. Not because I’m a nice guy – which I am – but because there’s somethin’ I wanna do. I wanna make New ERA the place ta watch, an’ takin’ the belt unannounced just wouldn’t bring in the ratings I deserve. An’ havin’ tha’ second banked shot – a banked shot that no-one who didn’t bleed, sweat an’ cry New ERA during the season deserved – means I have somethin’ in reserve should Hart get a fluke win.

No. I ain’t gonna say precisely when I’m gonna take my first banked shot. Partly because this ain’t my first bottle o’ champagne since I won Battlebrawl, but I also wanna build the suspense. Part o’ the drama, ya understand.

But I promise ya this… I will announce ahead o’ time when I’m taking yer belt, Shawn. The ratings on that Cyberstrike are gonna be the greatest in history, an’ I’m gonna be not just the guy who won Battlebrawl, but the guy who took the New ERA championship… my New ERA championship… and made it the biggest, greatest, an’ most prestigious championship belt the entire damn wrestling business has ever seen!

Now, while I go backstage an’ get even more drunk… RA!

RA!

RASPUTIN!!

(((CUE UP: “Rasputin” by Turisas, as we FADE OUT)))
 

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