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Cherry Blossom Chaos: Jared Wells (c) vs. "Bad Attitude" Jesse Ramey

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This match is for the BAD World Heavyweight Title.

Remember, all RP conducted for Cherry Blossom Chaos should be from various locations in the Washington, DC Area.

The RP/Angle deadline is Monday, March 8th 11:59PM PST. Send all angles to pmiller21@gmail.com

UPDATE: February 26th: Steve Johnson contracted a illness in Mexico at an autograph signing and will be unable to make the show, in his place, the extreme high flyer from ACW "Bad Attitude" Jesse Ramey will take his place.
 
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Part III will be the final act.

(SCENE: The United States Department of Transportation Headquarters in Washington D.C.)

(Camera opens to a close up picture of Ray LaHood who is the United States Secretary of Transportation. Camera slowly moves away then pans around a huge office in the Department of Transportation Building. Camera pans around towards the windows as you can see a clear view of Nationals Park, the home of the Washington Nationals. Camera then pans around as you see Jared Wells sitting at the desk of Ray LaHood. He is sitting with his hands behind his head, feet propped up on the desk wearing sandals, jeans, and his new NGEN DADDY tee shirt)


JARED WELLS: Well look who is the B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion for the second time? DDDDDDDADDDDDY. Since I got my belt back my fans all over the world for some reason have been asking the same two questions over and over. First, how do you get rid of crabs? SHEEEEEEIT, that's easy. To get rid of crabs, first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other. No problem at all. Second question, how do you get rid of a STEVE JOHNSON once and for all? My answer is simple, just like getting rid of crabs. I've read the reports online about WELLS vs JOHNSON III. They keep sayin' CUT THE TREE DOWN JARED! CUT IT DOWN! Well what the F(BLEEP)K does that mean? It means get rid of the boner.

Steve Johnson. The Ohio boy is someone who can't shut the F(BLEEP)K up or be gone forever. The past few years, you've been the butt end of jokes while you spewed your college background trying to get people to believe in you. You screamed and whined everyday about BULLSH(BLEEP)T nobody even cared about. Here we are JARED WELLS vs STEVE JOHNSON III for my B.A.D World Heavyweight Championship. To be quiet honest with you STEVE-O, I'm to the point where I just want to strangle the S(BLEEP)T out of you because your just plain annoying to my career. Let's face it, when you beat me it was a fluke. DC Statton? Where is he to help you? He sure as hell wasn't there when I regained my title back and he damn well won't be there when I finally end the chapter on you.

Go ahead and give me the story of your life in college for the millionth time. When the word college comes to my mind, I think about the time I walked into a dorm room and saw some fat girl sleeping on a bed. Drunk enough not to give a damn, I pushed her ass right off the bed. College cow tipping brotha at it's finest.

Cherry Blossom Chaos is where it all ends for you Steve Johnson. I'm done with you, I'm tired of you. DADDY is legendary in these parts so in college terms I'm going to break it down for you....

Jared Wells is someone who lifts the keg above his head instead of hand standing on it. Jared Wells is someone who is hot like molten lava but super chill. Jared Wells is someone who gets ass from all the girls because his PVC is just always workin' it. Jared Wells is someone who barbeques naked for the parties. Ya feel me Steve Johnson?

(Jared then sits up and begins to cough really hard. He does his best OHIO accent)

JARED WELLS: So I says on TUESDEEEE, don't forget to throw away your TRAYSH and WARSH YOUR HANDS. DAAAAAHHHHDEEEEEE IS COOOOMMMMIN'!!

(Jared then gets up from the desk, walks over to the picture of Ray LaHood and slaps it down with his hand. He then reaches over and puts up a picture of himself holding up the B.A.D World Heavyweight Title. Camera gets a close up of his face with a smirk)

(FADEOUT)
 

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The scene opens in the depths of an underground parking garage; the only lighting the cameras are being given coming from dingy fluorescents mounted to the concrete slabs above. The signs of erosion are evident, especially in this time. The melted snow from the surface had made its way into the bowels of this underground confine. Nerves were beginning to set in for the camera man as you could hear the almost paced pitter patter of his shoes shuffling in the water below. That’s when the sight of a burning red ember was seen standing directly in front of the camera.

It was apparent from the fumes being blown out of the darkness that the man or woman standing in the shadows was smoking. The glowing red never swaying until they began to speak, “So, I guess you’re wondering why you’re here? Did you even pay any attention to the address you were given?” The voice echoed slightly and the cigarette moved from mouth to hand as the figure took a few steps toward the light. His face still cloaked in the shadows, but a pair of black wrestling boots and a flowing trench coat floated into the small amount of light beaming in his direction.

“1401 Wilson Boulevard Rosslyn, Virginia; we’re just on the other side of the Potomac. Not too far from Arlington National Cemetery; but do you understand the importance of where we are standing?” The shadowed figure waited for the camera man to answer, but his mouth never opened, you only saw the camera move back and forth in the symbolic nature of a “no”. The figure took the cigarette back to his lips for a long, slow drag and then dropped it back to his side, “its okay, I wouldn’t have expected many people to understand where we are, or why we are even here.”

“Although, I figured the nature of my being, cloaked in the shadows unbeknownst as to whom I am would have given something away.” The figure stepped out of the shadows revealing himself to be Jesse Ramey. His long, wavy dirty blonde hair held back by his trademark bandana, “You see this is where William Mark Felt Senior or more commonly known to the world as Deep Throat met with reports Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Just a nice little history lesson there, but I’m not here for the historical nature of this location. I just enjoy places like this; and isn’t that what the BAD World Heavyweight Championship is really all about?”

Jesse brought his cigarette to his lips for one final drag before flicking it into a puddle of water below, “From what I’ve heard you have to be a little demented to want to compete for such a championship. Well, this dank, dark, damp underground parking garage is kind of what it’s like on the inside of my head. So, it was only fitting that you would find me here, I feel at home. Jared Wells, I know when you saw that Steve Johnson was pulled from the Cherry Blossom Chaos card your heart sank into your chest. You were filled with such anguish; the thought of Johnson/Wells the third must have been something you were really looking forward to.”

“Don’t count yourself as being lucky though,” Jesse pulled another smoke from his trench coat and flicked the lighter, “because you’re not getting a cake walk now. You may not know my name, but by the end of the show there will not be any cherry blossoms floating around, only chaos. You want to talk and talk and talk and tell jokes and think you’re a very funny person? March Fifth, Two-Thousand and Ten; you’re going to be met head on with a force unlike any other you’ve encountered in your entire career.”

“Wells,” Jesse paused, looked into the camera, and took one final drag from his newly lit cigarette, “at Cherry Blossom Chaos you thought you had the competition in New Generation Enterprise scouted. Well, get ready for a whole new level of extreme when you step foot into the ring with the sickest **** in professional wrestling today. The talking ends and you get to show the Washington, D.C. area exactly what type of man you are. So, are you just all ****ing talk and jokes, or can you back up those words with a little action? Cause I’m going to rip your head off and **** down your opened throat hole.”

With that final comment Jesse flicked his halve smoked cigarette right into the lens of the camera. He began to walk out of the scene as it faded to black.
 

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Another DICKHEAD_

(SCENE: The United States Department of Transportation Headquarters in Washington D.C.)

(CAMERA OPENS UP TO A NEWS FLASH UPDATE) February 26th: Steve Johnson contracted a illness in Mexico at an autograph signing and will be unable to make the show, in his place, the extreme high flyer from ACW "Bad Attitude" Jesse Ramey will take his place

(Camera opens to a close up picture of Ray LaHood who is the United States Secretary of Transportation. Camera slowly moves away then pans around a huge office in the Department of Transportation Building. Camera pans around towards the windows as you can see a clear view of Nationals Park, the home of the Washington Nationals. Camera then pans around as you see Jared Wells sitting at the desk of Ray LaHood. He is sitting with his hands behind his head, feet propped up on the desk wearing sandals, jeans, and his new NGEN DADDY tee shirt)

JARED WELLS: WELL HELLO THERE! Obviously I didn't leave the seat of Secretary LaHood. Looking at our news flash, thank god DADDY was here to call the shots. Boy have things changed within a few days. Steve Johnson is magically sick from his recent trip to Mexico. First off, why in the hell is the Ohio boy in Mexico? Stay away from that Mexidick because it looks like it has cost the career of Steve Johnson. Who really wants a Steve Johnson autograph in Mexico?

Now as the B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion I'm obligated to defend this title like I've always done to deserving contenders. My god did NGEN drop the ball on this one. I could have faced any top guy, hell bring back some of the former B.A.D World Champions, but no. The high flyer from ACW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..........BBBAAAADDDD ATTITUDE JESSE RAMEY??? I'm almost embarrassed but at the same time enjoying this move by NGEN. Nothing I get off on more than your typical guy standing in the dark, smoking a cigarette telling me he is sickest man in wrestling today. JEEEEESSSUS H......CHRIST. Here we go again.

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over we've seen this and the fans are F(BLEEP)KING TIRED OF IT.

Who is trying to be funny? Watching someone getting kicked in the balls is just hilarious to me. While I sat in an emergency room, I was upset over my ankle injury. But then when I saw the paramedics bring in somebody covered all over with first degree burns I realized I should be laughing at my injury compared to that. People like you Jesse Ramey who are put in this situation should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as a speed bump to prevent any other cigarette smoking, bandana wearing F(BLEEP)KS from infesting the wrestling world and lowering the values of any title.

We all know damn well you don't even deserve a title shot, yet alone being in the same ring with me. What's your story pal? Exactly, you don't have one. What it is, is what it is. Your name just so happens to be on the marquee next to JARED WELLS and that is a big deal. Let's face it, it's a damn crime in NGEN. There is no such thing as white collar crime. And there is definitely no such thing as black on black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you Jesse Ramey. Daddy doesn't give a damn what you are or what you represent. All I know is, if you try to take away from DADDY, I will whip your ass. Let's face it BAD ATTITUDE, don't be so angry. Even my wiener itself calls itself BAD ATTITUDE. In fact it calls itself different gimmick names. BAD ATTITUDE is original FO SHO??

Don't worry kid, when it's all said and done, you'll be packing your bags leaving NGEN and I'll make sure I MUSHROOM STAMP your tickets on the way OUTTA HERE! Remember, you are unique.......just like everybody else.

(FADEOUT)
 
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Re: Another DICKHEAD_

The scene opens back up in the same dank, dark, dismal parking garage where we found Jesse Ramey last. The water that had been caused by the melting snow had begun to recess; despite all of this the NGEN camera man still found himself standing in a puddle of the wet stuff.

“Jared Wells,” the voice came from the shadows once again, “I told you before that the funny stuff wasn’t going to get you anywhere in this business. I told you that you were talking to one of the sickest men in this sport. Yet, you still find the comedy in all of this to make light of the situation at hand.” Jesse paused for a moment as he pulled a cigarette from the pack, placed it to his lips, and lit it. “That’s fine; actually makes things a lot easier for me. You see the more light you make of this the less you’re going to be prepared for the task at hand.”

Jesse took a draw from the cigarette and let out a long sigh, “Make fun of the other places I’ve wrestled in and make fun of the nickname that I’ve acquired over time. The reason you poke fun at these things is because you, Jared, couldn’t acquire things like this. Maybe no one has looked at you over the span of your career and just been like, “Wow, this guys is…” and then your legacy would have been born. And maybe you’ve never been scouted by any promotion that was worth two ****s.”

“You see though Jared, this isn’t my problem. If you were worth a **** in that ring then you would have made a statement by now. It’s not my fault you’re not recognizable; it’s not my fault that you’ve never been good enough to do anything with your life, but wrestle as a bottom feeder in a place where you only make a couple of hundred dollars a match. I’ve already told you what I’m going to do to you at Cherry Blossom Chaos; whether you want to believe that or not is totally up to you.”

Jesse took another long drag off of the cigarette before continuing, “And you can sit and poke fun at my nicknames if you’d like. Bad Attitude isn’t the only moniker I’ve been known by throughout my career Wells, you can poke fun at the fact that I was known as Mr. Action in Action Wrestling. You can poke fun at the fact that I was known as The Perfection of Professional Wrestling in the Legacy of Champions; but by the end of the night you will be calling me Mr. Ramey when I take your championship away from you.”

“Not because I will have beaten you, shamed you, and taken your championship away from you. I will have humbled you Jared Wells, and brought you to a point your career that you have never been before. There will be blood at Cherry Blossom Chaos, and not only will it be your blood, but it will be my blood as well that soaks that NGEN mat. There will be chaos, and the fans will love what you and I put on in that ring. At the end of the night though Wells, I will be standing over your fallen body, your heavyweight championship held high, and my blood will continue to pour down on you. A smile will drape my face and when you come to from the beat down you have been given; I will be there to tell you, that you should have been training harder for our match, instead of running that cock sucker.”

The scene once again faded as Jesse flicked his cigarette toward the camera.
 

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POP A CHERRY-OH!

(Camera opens up to Jared Wells being escorted by two men to his limo in the parking garage at Department Of Transportation. He is wearing flip flops, jeans, and a black cut off tee shirt that reads DADDY along with his B.A.D World Title over his shoulder. Camera follows the side of his face while he ignores the camera)

JARED WELLS: Jesse Romey, Rambone, Ramey, whatever it is, THANK YOU. I THANK YOU for showing your lack of intelligence. The most common thing known to man, followed far behind by Fig Newtons and handjobs in church. Your knowledge of Jared Wells seems to not be there. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE F(BLEEP)K I AM? I suggest you dig up some info on the history of DADDY before you even speak period. The fact you didn't deserve the title shot is one thing, but for to sit there and talk to me like I'm some F(BLEEP)KING new stain in the sheet is what pisses me off. You see at Cherry Blossom Chaos, you are the student and I'm the teacher.

Who are teachers? Caring people who really want to help you learn and grow the way they want you to be when ready to go out in the real world. They really do care about you but some young bucks jump to conclusion thinking that they don't care because they are being snappy one day out of a whole year. They have familes and problems just like the rest of us. They can't be perfect.....they are only human. F(BLEEP)K all that.

I'm the dickface who lives to terrorize the pupils lives. I'll tell you I care just to only F(BLEEP)K with your mind, then go tell the rest of the staff about how you are a moron, call your parents and remind them of what a F(BLEEP)K you are. I would call Mrs. Ramey herself and recommend a parent/teacher conference and tell her don't wear anything you know.......complicated. You see Jesse, I'm the teacher, I'm the guidance counselor, I'm the president of the PTA, I'm the principle, I'm head of the health department. Got it?

You sit there looking like Ronald McDonald stating your going to end Jared Wells. I refuse to sit on your lap, take a picture, or go to your play land. Your the last resort since Steve Johnson can't be man enough to headline on the marquee with Jared Wells. I'm the GREATEST B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion of all time, and your going into this match with ZERO knowledge, ZERO credentials, ZERO balls.

The lesson is simple. POP-A-CHERRY BLOSSOM CHAOS STARRING DADDY. Enough said.


(FADEOUT)
 

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