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DizzaHizza

Official Unofficial FW Party Pimp
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So, I'm not sure where to post this, but I'm ****ing drunk. Since I am ****ing drunk, I should let people know...

I have a penis.

True story.

I've used it a time or two, also. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. I don't know, I'm not good at telling jokes or anything.

BWAAAAH! Jello puddin'.
 

Linguistic

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Your friends should take care of you the same way mine take care of me.

When I'm drunk they do not allow me near my phone... neither do they let me near my computer. Seriously, they are good friends... I'm just such a terrible drinker. :)
 

User Poets

The Shadow Pope
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Top of the Pile
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In my life I have been drunk many times.

I'm pretty sure/glad I've never drunk-posted.

DizzaHizza said:
So, I'm not sure where to post this, but I'm ****ing drunk. Since I am ****ing drunk, I should let people know...

I have a penis.

True story.

I've used it a time or two, also. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. I don't know, I'm not good at telling jokes or anything.

BWAAAAH! Jello puddin'.
 
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Phenomenal

Guest
QueenOfTheRing said:
Went all out and had a second glass of wine, did ya? >=)

Yeah Lindz, but they are watered down like I do to my son's juice cup.
 

JABolich

League Member
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So that's where the rum went.

Lindz, you really need to lock your rum drawer. Dove sniffs that **** out like Rabesquedor sniffs out boredom.
 

EZieba

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DizzaHizza said:
GXW? Hey, that sounds familiar. Must have come AFTER the Ghost of Wrestling Everywhere, huh?

Actually that was before the Ghost of Wrestling Everywhere, but it came AFTER the Eternal Window of Illusion ... take a look through the window to see an exciting past
 

DizzaHizza

Official Unofficial FW Party Pimp
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Oh, right, right! I have troubles remembering that far into the past. Or remembering anything at all...
 

TSiegel

I spoil things.
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That's when an 80's montage ensues complete with appearing and disappearing images or Lindsay, to which afterwards...everything back and good with Mikey, complete with him sitting down, bottle in one hand, phone in the other, and a sh*t-eating-grin on his face, :)
 

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