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"Don't Rock The Boat (I'm Rocking The Boat)"

Hell_Fighter

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(Cut to: a slow motion shot of a mysterious figure silhouetted in shadow and light on a lone tall stool sitting far away from the camera.)

(Music queue up interlude and intermixed with music from "In The House, In A Heartbeat" by John Murphy-the Oxylice Remix.)

(The figure is sitting quietly, not making a sound suddenly little clips begin to cut through and become interwoven coming into play.)

(Clip of: voice over lines from the Whoopi Goldberg basketball comedy, "Eddie")

"What are you doing?"

"I'm rocking the boat."

(Clip of: voice over lines from Christopher Walken from the movie "The Rundown".)

"Don't rock the boat."

"What are you doing?"

I'm rocking the boat."

Don't rock the boat."

(Clip of: voice over lines from Finding Nemo.)

"Ahhhh Don't touch the butt."

"He touched the butt."

(Clip of: voice over lines from Jaws.)

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

(Clip of: "Give up the funk" by Parliament)

"We want the funk, give up the funk."

"We need the funk, we got to have the funk."

(The clips begin to revert back in a more faster pace as they begin overlapping one another as the song begins to pick up in intensity.)

(Clip of random Anime fight clips begin to play intermixing with the song. The camera progressively zooms in a little closer in on the individual sitting on the stool.)

"What are you doing?"

I'm rocking the boat."

"Don't rock the boat."

"Don't touch the butt."

"He touched the butt."

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

"We want the funk."

"We need the funk."

"Give up the...BOAT."

(The camera is even now up close on the figure sitting on the stool zooming in close on their eyes as we hear a soft but authoritative whisper cut through all of the weird and crazy imagery and random quotes as everything immediately cuts out and becomes silent.)

"I'm rocking the boat."

(Clip of: voice over line of Comedian from Watchmen.)

"God help us all."

(Clip of: of the silhouetted figure sitting on the stool as two lightning strikes appear behind them and then for a split interrupting moment a devilish figure appears right behind the figure and then quickly disappears almost as fast as it appears.)

(Suddenly all goes static and then text appears in the middle of the screen in blue fire.)

"She is coming."

(And an overlapping voice over of Nappa from Team Four's Dragon Ball Z: Abridged)

Ta-daaaaaaaaa.

(Then everything goes completely black.)
 

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