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All RP for the match between MR. ENTERTAINMENT and JEFF JORGENSON at RAUCOUS should be done in this folder. Any RP posted outside of the folder will not count.



The RP deadline is 11:59pm PST on SUNDAY, January 10, 2010. Angles should be sent to wfwnewrestling@gmail.com ..

There will be NO RP EXTENSIONS for this show.
 

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[FADE IN. Mr. Entertainment is standing in front of a WFW:NE backdrop. Whilst we would usually expect to see him looking happy, having a laugh, and above all clean and calm, today he’s rather… dishevelled. His hair’s a mess, he’s wearing a sweat-soaked T-shirt, and his entire body language starts off as more chaotic than Christmas morning with the kids and New Year’s in Time Square if both were organised by monkeys who were throwing darts into a hurricane and attempting to hit treble 19 once, treble 20 the next seven times, and a double 12 to decide whether to have cake or calamari. So, pretty chaotic]

ME: What the hell? Who the hell do you think you are, huh?! Coming in and ending any chance I had ta take back what’s rightfully MINE at Destrucity? The TV title is MINE and because of one little punk it’s staying round the waist o’ someone who don’t deserve at BEST, an’ at worse it’s gonna end up with a pot-smoking maniac or an amnesiac who’d forget he had the belt and leave it in some damn stall somewhere where anyone could just pick it up! The Christmas Lot Brawl was MY chance ta take back what’s MINE and YOU… you took that away from ME?

From Mister Entertainment?!?!

Just who the hell does Jeff Jorgenson think he is? Some punk kid who’s been in this business so little he thinks ya use a hammerlock ta knock nails in? Some punk who whines and [FCC]es abou’ havin’ ta wrestle in a Christmas Lot Brawl?! This is the guy who has the AUDACITY ta throw ME

MISTER ENTERTAINMENT

OUTTA THE MATCH AND COST THIS COMPANY IT’S RIGHTFUL TELEVISION CHAMP?

Well, Jeff, that’s the BIGGEST mistake you will EVER make in this business! I don’t give a damn abou’ beatin’ you at RAUCOUS. Ya take the win if ya want. Because I’m makin’ it my mission ta END YOU!

Whiney little snot-nosed punks like you don’t DESERVE ta be called wrestlers! It don’t matter whether it’s in the parkin’ lot, the wrestlin’ ring, in or around a cruise liner, wearin’ a blindfold, in an electrified cage, at Christmas, Thanksgiving or the End of Time… you take WHATEVER match, WITHOU’ [FCC]ing about it!

I don’t give a damn what you think, kid, you ain’t gonna be getting’ ANY help from the fans, you ain’t gonna get any RESPECT…

[He slows down, as if a thought had crept into his tirade. A realisation hits him as he starts to chuckle to himself, running his fingers through his hair to tidy it. He almost doubles over before regaining his senses, and his composure]

ME: Ya know what, Jeff? I ain’t gonna end yer career at RAUCOUS. Yer gonna be in a world of pain, but there’s somethin’ better an’ more dramatic than ME

Mister Entertainment

Takin’ you out clean. I mean, wha’s one o’ the greatest cinematic devices? Sure, there’s what ya currently got, the rookie underdog, the Rocky moment, will he win the big match after climbin’ the ranks… but…

What’s even better, fer the boys in the back, is watchin’ the young punk’s struggle back. Will the little rookie trained by a never-was make it back ta be an almost never-was.

RAUCOUS is only gonna be the start, Jeff. Yer little drama is gonna go on fer a long, LONG time. They might even make a movie o’ it an’ give ya a nice tidy lil’ nest-egg when the injuries yer gonna get catch up with ya.

See? I’m the guy who just keeps on givin’, ain’t I? I give the fans a beatdown fer the ages at RAUCOUS, you get some time ta learn ta actually wrestle when yer on the shelf, an’ when ya come back there’s some in-built drama!

That’s why I’m ME

Mister Entertainment

An’ you… aren’t.

[He takes a long, deep breath, before whooping as he leaves the shot. FADE OUT]
 

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(The Youtube loading screen vanishes and we fade in on Jeff “Greenhorn” Jorgenson in front of a WFW:NE banner on a wall of his apartment. He’s dressed for the gym, and looks hyped up.)

Jeff “Greenhorn” Jorgenson: My life won’t be made into a movie. No matter how many wins I have, beatings I suffer, and times I go down to defeat. They don’t make too many movies about the common man living his dream. You can only have so many all time classics like “Rudy” or “The Rookie” or even “Invincible.”

There’s many of us out there. Just people doing what they love, trying to show the rest of the world their passion. I’m trying to show my passion for wrestling. I may not be the biggest success here in WFW: NE, but I think the fans see that I love what I am doing. I think they realize I am doing it for them. I believe, they know I see them as my friends, and equals, and do not look down upon them, or elevate myself above them like so many of my peers.

I just want to be the best I can be. I don’t think I do any one thing better than anyone else. I’m not the best technician, I’m not the hardest hitter, and I’m not the most charismatic entertaining individual. But, who really cares? Who could care about who claims to be the personification of entertainment, or any other quality? How could that ever be interesting to anybody?

What people care about is seeing a person with passion. A person who wants to prove to the masses that they are worthy of their respect, and that they admire them in return. I’ve not yet earned that, but I think I can.

And Mr. Entertainment, you are a chance to do that. By not letting you give some movie scene, prolonged, dramatic beating, I can show that I am who I say I am. I can show that what happened between us in the lot wasn’t a fluke. While it may not have been wrestling, it was a sign of things to come in this wrestling ring. The only drama will be seeing a loud mouthed, cocky, self aggrandizing, so called Entertainer be shown up by a man who is driving the same van he drove from VFW to Elks’ Clubs to Armory a year ago. I don’t much believe in New Year’s resolutions, but, I am resolved to make my mark in 2010.

It is true, I did not like being placed in a Tree Lot Brawl. But, if you see me as a whiner, what does it make you? For all the awful things you said about me, and for how lowly you think I am for having an opinion, you were eliminated by that person. I know someone who goes by the name Mr. Entertainment is almost obligated to run his mouth, but perhaps you should think first.
Because if you were lower than a whiner, what are you? If you were bested by a Greenhorn, What are you?

And if you lose again, what will you be? Less motivated than someone hungry to show the fans what he’s got. More concerned with being “entertaining” than being a wrestler. And ignorant that no matter what the situation is, he must always strive to be his best. That’s what the fans respect Mr. Entertainment. That’s what entertains them.

I just hope I can do the job.

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[FADE IN. Mr. Entertainment, freshly calmed down, is sitting in a director’s chair in a barren room. There’s a torn poster on the wall, but nothing else of note]

ME: Kid… I honestly cannot be-LIEVE ya had ME

Mister Entertainment

So worked up! I mean, look at ya! Do ya listen ta yerself? Ya “hope” ya can do the job? Yer “resolved” ta make yer mark?Not the best technician slash hardest hitter? I swear, I dozed of abou’ twenty times tryin’ ta take it all in, bu’ it sounded like ya’ll ain’t got a lot o’ confidence, have ya? Maybe ya took after yer trainer, I dunno. But my GODS man, can’t ya at least pretend ya’ve got a personality? Or is yer confidence saved fer two second bursts tossing guys outta Christmas lots?

I’m gonna let ya in on a lil’ secret, Greenhorn – in this business ya tend ta have ta be ENTERTAINING or a’ least decent in the ring, or d’ya know wha’ the fans’ll do?

Give ya wha’ the smarks call… the Hacker pop. Used ta be the Haas pop bu’ then someone watched some ol’ WFW matches. Go figure.

Listen, kid, ya got lucky at Unplugged. It happens. It’s like… winnin’ the lottery. Someone has ta do it, an’ at Unplugged, yer numbers came up. Bu’… an’ this is the truth… it ain’t gonna happen again. Ya wanna know why?

Because unlike you – who claims ta love pro wrestlin’ but complained abou’ bein’ booked fer a match outside a wrestlin’ ring – I’m number one, a professional, an’ number two, talented. I’ve starred in commercials across the PLANET because I can turn a script inta somethin’ more. I can sell ice ta penguins, an’ in the ring I can an’ have beaten the best. What’ve ya’ll done? Gotten lucky. An’ said tha’ a wrestlin’ match wasn’t a wrestlin’ match like a dimwit.

Ya see, Jeff, there’s this lil’ ol’ thing called… ENTERTAINMENT. Tha’s part o’ what we do. We put our bodies on the line in any number o’ wrestlin’ matches – ladders, tables, chairs, blindfolds, dildo-on-pole, throw yer opponent inta the water, ride a jetski – an’ all o’ it’s… wrestling. That’s what makes us so much better than wimps like… Floyd Mayweather Junior, or Manny Pacquiao, or Tito Ortiz. We don’t stop fer rounds, we don’t fight with paddin’ on, an’ hell if we have ta we’ll wrestle in a parkin’ lot. How many major MMA or boxin’ matches have ya’ll seen where the action spilled outta the ring, inta the water, an’ onta a nearby island? When’ll ya EVER see tha’, except in pro wrestling an’ the greatest company – World’s Finest Wrestling, the New Era?

I mean, ya talk abou’ havin’ a passion fer this business bu’ ya’ll spent so damn long complainin’ abou’ the Christmas Lot Brawl before it took place tha’ I have ta wonder. Is it high-school wrestlin’ ya want, or the big leagues?

If it’s the big leagues, yer gonna have ta do a lot, lot more.

Oh, bu’ I know, yer young, yer hungry. Yer tryin’ fer tha’ whole Rocky feelin’, workin’ yer way up, bein’ a “common person”, who maybe, jus’ maybe, will make it ta the top. It’s admirable, Jeff, tha’ ya’ve chosen such a guaranteed FAIL path fer yerself, bu’ lemme give ya’ll a lesson. Before we get ta RAUCOUS, I mean. It’s the difference between YOU… an’ ME

Mister Entertainment.

You… are tryin’ ta show yer passion. I, show my passion, fer wrestlin’ an’ being the greatest ENTERTAINER on the planet.

You… think you can earn admiration an’ respect. I… know I can do it.

You hope you can do the job… an’ I’m gonna show you tha’ you WILL do the J.O.B.

You also think tha’ I’m more concerned with bein’ entertaining than being a wrestler. I think HAL though’ tha’. So did Johnny Boy at the announce desk. And, erm… they both lost. Ta ME

Mister Entertainment.

Not because I thought I could beat them. I knew I’d beat them. Just like I know I’m gonna beat you. The fans, ya see, have certain expectations. An’ ya’ll’re just… so far beneath them… tha’ I’ll have ta bring a card-board cut-out o’ myself ta wrestle after I’m done with you, or the fans’ll feel cheated!

Tha’ an’ the cut-out’ll be more of a challenge.

I gave ya a chance, Jeff. I gave ya a shot a’ doin’ somethin’ people’ll remember in years ta come. Playin’ the part o’ the guy who comes back from injury just hopin’… jus’ tryin’ ta make it back, ta get ta the top after a bad injury. Tha’ kinda drama’s wha’ people want. They wanna be ENTERTAINED, but what ya’ve decided ta do is bore them ta tears. By bein’ the modest non-entity, the guy trained by a loser ta become a bigger loser. The fans, they ain’t gonna cheer fer you. They’re gonna cheer once yer outta the ring, outta this company, an’ outta this business, because it’ll be one less dull… borin’… nobody… tha’ they have ta watch.

People want a show, Jeff, an’ I intend ta give them one. They want ta see someone with personality, with skills, someone who’ll do the unexpected. Someone who’ll keep them on the edge of their seat; take them on a rollercoaster; an’ leave them either beggin’ fer more, or satisfied. They want the spectacle, the bright lights, the glitz, the glamour. They want ta ferget abou’ their tired miserable lives fer a couple o’ hours, not be reminded o’ it by a young punk who’s so dull, ya gave ta turn the contrast right the way up ta put some colour in him.

In short, Jeff, they want ME

Mister Entertainment.

So, turn up, lace yer boots fer the last time, an’ say goodbye ta yer dream. Because between yer lack o’ confidence, yer hatred o’ big time wrestlin’, an’ the same lack o’ personality as yer trainer…

This is gonna be the easiest win o’ my career.

[FADE OUT]
 

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(The Youtube loading screen fades from the screen and we see Jeff “Greenhorn” Jorgenson in the back of his van. The glow of his laptop fills the screen as he records on his webcam.)

Jeff “Greenhorn” Jorgenson: The people want a show…

(Buffering.)

If the people wanted a show, they would go to Broadway. If they wanted a song or dance, they’d go to the theater. Or turn on “Glee.” There are a million alternatives in the world of sports and entertainment.

But wrestling fans tune in to see wrestlers wrestle. Fans buy tickets to see wrestlers wrestle. They want to see competitors who care about competition. People don’t want to see people who are “decent” in the ring.

They want to see the greats. If you are decent in the ring, why would anyone pay to see you? No one wants to see someone who is average. That is why we are here. That’s why I found the passion I have for wrestling. This isn’t Major League Baseball where there are so many teams with large rosters that some average or poor players get national attention. Nor does wrestling have the “special teams” of the NFL.

Pro-wrestlers on our level have reach an elite level of competition. You can’t talk your way out of a fight anymore. Your agent can’t convince a team that you have heart and grit in the world of wrestling. There’s no “team players” or “locker room leaders.” There are men who have to go out and fight each other for a living. There may be friends, but friendships are lost, reborn, and lost again in combat.

If you can turn a script into something more, audition for a soap opera. You’ll have a new script for every day of the week. Work your magic on it. I don’t know about you, but I don’t care for scripts. I haven’t been given any scripts in my career. I’ve been told where I am on the card. Once in awhile I’m asked to film a commercial for a match, or plug the local affiliate. But I’d hardly call three lines a script.

In a way, it is like we are talking two different languages.

I am talking about wrestling, and you are talking about Hollywood.

Who has a boyhood dream of making scripts entertaining? A wrestler? It doesn’t sound like one. That sounds like the dream of Brian Dennehy at age 7. A champion wrestler dreams of hearing his music play a second time as he holds up the title belt. We dream about the first time we hear the ref count to three while we are on top! We dream about the roar of the crowd as we apply our trademarked hold or use our patented move.

What kind of a wrestler thinks about the things you think about?

What kind of fan enjoys seeing someone talk about scripts? Or who enjoys seeing people talk in general. I didn’t realize verbal debates were such a huge spectator sport.

So on that note, I should probably close this out. I will ask the fans of WRESTLING to come support me if they feel I am worthy of their respect, and if my admiration of this sport is indeed admirable. I ask them to cheer for a competitor who is willing to do his all to gain the win, and will do so in an honorable, athletic and hopefully “entertaining” manner.

And I don’t plan to let them down by letting a man who talks about everything but professional wrestling best me in the wrestling ring.

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