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GENERAL PRE-SHOW TRASH TALK

LQJT86C

Where's my money, Chad?
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CASTOR: No, name yours. Personally, I think you're full of shit and the number is closer to 9.
 

Evan H.

DEF Director of Fun & Good Humor
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[Heir COOL.]

"Hey, Boreson. Is vapid the Scottish word for COOL?"

[Time passes.]

"Must be."

"Also, do me a favor. Next time around I could use the number for a good exorcist. If you wouldn't mind, look through one of those telephone books your always standing on and hook a superior human being up."

"Save your short jokes for Dentari, lad... you'll know FEAR when I'm through with ye'."

[Pause.]

"I'm gunna' enjoy showin' the whole WORLD what a talentless, vapid empty flash in the pan you really are Jiles."
 

DBrunkGXW

Consigliere
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CASTOR: No, name yours. Personally, I think you're full of shit and the number is closer to 9.

DAN RYAN: Fine, Castor. Jesus. Two in NthWA, Two in NBW, Two in GXW, Two in A1E, One in NAWA, Two in VFW, One in NFW, and THREE.... in CSWA, including one run with the World Title and two runs with the UNIFIED World Title, which I still have.

Feel free to take out the ones that were important at the time, but just aren't good enough for you now. I'm sure the Viking belts will come right off the top -- bringing me down to 13.

Would you like to know my favorite color, too?

SPOILER ALERT: It's purple.
 
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LQJT86C

Where's my money, Chad?
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Castor: Half of those organizations sound made up. Don't you own GXW? Did you retroactively declare yourself champion?

Also, why did neither of us suggest doing this match in the Viking Wrestling Federation? No Eddie Mayfield, no Chad Merritt, and Vikings who will do...pretty much anything we tell them to do. Sounds like a good deal to me. But I like EDEN let's not change anything.

My final question: is it true that you booked Cameron Cruise to headline your PPV? What kind of charity are you running over there?
 

DBrunkGXW

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Castor: Half of those organizations sound made up. Don't you own GXW? Did you retroactively declare yourself champion?

Also, why did neither of us suggest doing this match in the Viking Wrestling Federation? No Eddie Mayfield, no Chad Merritt, and Vikings who will do...pretty much anything we tell them to do. Sounds like a good deal to me. But I like EDEN let's not change anything.

My final question: is it true that you booked Cameron Cruise to headline your PPV? What kind of charity are you running over there?

DAN RYAN: Nope, took partial ownership in GXW after dropping my last World Title. NBW was Chad Dupree's fed, which then became NthWA, which then merged with Erik Zieba's EWI to become GXW. I'm sure these details are SUPER important and noteworthy since they've only been established for ten to twelve years or so.

Besides, I forgot my 2 NAPW World Titles, you know, that time when I was holding the NAPW, A1E, NFW and CSWA belts at once? So that makes 17.

And you should know about charity. Don't most of your 'movie studio' props come from the Burbank Goodwill?
 
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LQJT86C

Where's my money, Chad?
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CASTOR: I think we can just consolidate some of those titles into one or two. And Burbank Goodwill is exactly where you go when you're in need of quality gas masks and Bohemian non-designer clothing. You tasteless Goliath.
 

Colin

The best handler ever since 2012: He is a gem
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CASTOR: In that case, I'll have to take back the mulligan I gave you for losing to Cobra and Phil Atken. And as I lay here in my hospital bed, stuck with broken glass and splinters, sipping Kale through a straw, I am reminded how I'm worth more dead than you are alive.

Atken stands in front of the camera, looking down at the immaculately polished Intergalactic Championship around his waist. He looks back up and smiles.

Atken: Must be a lot of mulligans these days. Still I suppose I understand the hostility champion to champio... Oh... sorry about that Casty. Forgot lil Impulse sent you crashing to Earth. Guess you and Ocho can form a support group. Neither of you can win with a stacked deck.
 

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