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The Great Eye

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[FADEIN: The First and Muse looking at each other in the backstage area of the Ballpark, First still in his purple Kefka final form outfit, Muse still in her Impulse clothes.]

MUSE: You look like Barney.

FIRST: I am…I am a man who transcended his humanity, who became a God that saw to it that he was to destroy all existence itself…A titan of destruction…A being that mere humans can not even begin to understand…

[Muse brushes off a few flakes of what’s left of the purple face paint on First’s face.]

MUSE: I’m still going with Barney.

{First looks towards the camera and sees it, a sneer forms on his face.]

FIRST: How long have you been spying on us Kenny?

[Kenny Lombardo walks into the shot, an apologetic look on his face, before he can speak Muse rips the microphone away from him.]

MUSE: Glad you’re here Kenny, glad that after all this time I finally get a moment to speak. Ever since my husband won the EPW World Title from Anarky and unmasked himself I’ve heard people talk about how First forced his wife to help him win the title. Or that he put me up to it.

[Muse shakes her head.]

This is my soulmate, this is the father of my children…This is the man I am sharing my life with…And I helped him that night…BECAUSE I WANTED TO…And I did it again this night…BECAUSE I WANTED TO…I’m the baddest bitch in this company…I’ll do whatever I can to make sure he stays the champ, plain and simple…

[Muse hands the mic back to Lombardo, who looks flustered.]

LOMBARDO: First…You have successfully defended the EPW World Title tonight, but Impulse claims you didn’t out wrestle him…

FIRST: Out wrestle him? I beat his ass Kenny…You saw it, we all saw it, Chaos Breakers, Green River Justices, Cut the Threads…You name a move that’s been used in this business and I hit Impulse with it…I beat this man senseless and he has the nerve to turn around and claim I didn’t uphold some sacred tradition of honor? Give me a break…

When the Americans hid in trees and behind fences and sniped British troops who were walking in formation in bright red coats, was that unsporting? When we were stuck in Vietnam fighting people that didn’t follow our rules of war, did we claim they didn’t really win the war because they didn’t fight the way they were supposed to? This is excuse making at it’s finest.

Impulse was on a roll, this was a man coming to beat me for my belt for the stated reason that his other shoulder was cold…There were people buying the hype that he was the best in the world…But I put an end to all that nonsense, I showed everyone that I’m the best, I’m the man. I rule the Empire…And for Impulse, for Stalker, for Rocko Daymon and Eli Flair, for Boogie Smallz and MJ2…Any and all of you want a piece of me, get in line, because I’m the man, and I’m going to stay the man for as long as I please…

[First throws his personalized EPW World Title belt over his shoulder and turns and walks away from the camera, Muse walks beside him…FADEOUT]
 

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(There's a brief moment of static before a camera flips on. A bar mirror, plus a dozen or so bottles of alcohol can be seen.

A second or so later, I appeared from the upper right, looking into the lens.)

ROSE: Your metaphors are perfect, The First: our country won our independence because of outside interference from the French, and we lost in Vietnam in no small part due to outside interference from China.

Broadly speaking, of course.

By the by, Muse, I'd like to respectfully request an apology for hitting me. That was certainly not necessary.

(And we're done.)
 

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