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Hart v Suicide

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Heart-to-Hart

* Suicide RP for C15.


The camera fades in to an empty and quiet Agganis Arena. A wrestling ring with New ERA ring curtains sits dead center. The camera is affixed on the logo as an ominous voice is heard echoing throughout…

“Deja vu seems to be all in the mind. We trick ourselves into thinking we are reliving the same frame of time once more even though it is just happening for the very first time. No matter how many times we try to wrap our brain around this ‘phenomena’, the truth is we never come to revelation and instead, we continue on with our lives.”

“But what if deja vu was real? What if something that once happened continues to happen again and again? Is it just mere coincidence? Or is it fate playing its hand once again?”

The camera pans up and a lone figure sits in the stands.

“Maybe it is inevitability that brings two forces together again and again…”

“Or maybe it’s just the manipulations of a certain individual.”

“Whatever the case may be, it seems, Mr. Hart, that you and I are to, once again, do battle within the squared circle. And while I can say that I look forward to facing off against an old and respect adversary, I must ask myself one simple question… Why? Maybe I’m getting too weak in my old age, but what else is there for us to prove to one another?”

“At PrimeTime, you and I, along with Mr. Tact, once again gave everything within ourselves to become triumphant over the others. Blood was spilled, pain was given and received… it was like titans warring amongst each other as if it was prophesied to happen every few years. And in the spirit of that, Mr. Hart, we look to once again clash as if our careers, nay… our lives depended on it.”

The camera zoomed in closer to show the familiar masked visage of the mysterious wanderer himself… Suicide.

“But why? Well, why not? After all, we both are working towards the same goal - becoming the New Era World Heavyweight Champion. And while my chance at the throne is guaranteed, yours is not, which makes you more hungry than I.”

“However, that would be deluding myself. Truth is, I did not fight some of the very best in this sport to just watch others contend for a championship that I desire. I did not decide to come back to New ERA after three-plus years just so I can start all over. I’ve earned my right at a chance to validify whatever legacy others have claimed I do not have. While I can speculate who it was that threw you in my warpath to try to slow down my momentum, the truth is, that would only prove that I had a case of paranoia.”

“No matter who or what caused us to face off once again, know that my focus isn’t towards what comes after, but towards you, period. I know that looking back at our battle record against one another, you’ve only tallied one win against me. But past victories mean nothing because as time has proven again and again, each time we clash, it’s always new and exciting.”

“I’ve never looked past you before, Mr. Hart, and I will not start now. In a masochistic sort of way, I’m thrilled to have you as my next opponent. I need to be tested by the very best this sport has to offer if I even stand a chance of becoming the New ERA World Heavyweight Champion. Because if I can not survive against you, even for a minute, then there is really no reason for me to continue on. This ‘comeback’ would be nothing more than a joke. And while many of my peers view me as such, I know you are one of the very few individuals that take me seriously when that ringside bell echoes throughout the arena.”

“I respect you Mr. Hart... and it is because of that respect that I must defeat you… otherwise… all of this was for naught… and I do not live in regret...’nuff said.”

The camera fades out as the symbol on Suicide’s mask burns an image into the lens.
 

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From the Desk of SJH

* Shawn Hart RP for C15.


An excerpt from the online journey of former New Era Champion, Shawn-Jessica Hart, PhD.

There are certain things in life that you can depend on. Things change; regimes are toppled by others, then come back again. Summer turns to fall and then to winter, with spring and the next summer sure to follow, etc. etc...but through it all, some facets of life always stay the same.

The glorious taste of a Mountain Dew and cough syrup cocktail...and the enlightenment that is sure to follow. The wondrous feeling you get when a strong and powerful woman removes your Dockers, straps it up, bends you over and...

....Well, you get the idea.

SUICIDE, a.k.a. Ulysis Solian, a.k.a. man, myth and LEGEND, a.k.a. my oldest rival in this crazee-brazee, topsy-turvy business is one of those things.

Just when you think he's out, there he is--hiding around the corner and doing Phil Collins-knows-what to himself, or stalking you when you happen to wander down some dark alley. Regardless of anything I've done or will do, his name has been indelibly etched upon the pages that recount my awesome and jigga-licious legacy.

I would complain about it, but Hell...homeboy can probably say the same about me. And you know what? We're both the better for it.

Without him annoying me, ruining my plans, shitting in my cereal, and so on and so forth, I may not have pushed myself to become the glorious man-beast that I am today. I mean HONESTLY, can you imagine the truck-loads of poon I would be forsaking if I were to have done it any differently?

I talk large and let my attributes be known, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that some of those come from him.

All of this makes the fact that I'm about to beat the Ramen noodles out of his dome piece that much more unfortunate.

Seriously, how could I be so cruel and callous as to end the comeback of one of wrestling's great enigmas when he's meant so much to what I've done in my life?

Simply put, because it's my job....and I do it better than most.

Suicide has a job of his own; you can bet your bottom dollar that he does that job the very moment he steps into the ring with me once more.

What can I say? The more things change, the more things stay the same, and the steak n' eggs of the situation is that Pro Wrestling's SJH is, was and aaaalways has been better than Suicide.

Do I respect him as he claims to respect me? Of course! I'd go so far as to say that I love the ol' lug in a totally non-gay way, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nonetheless, the Prime Minister of Gettin' Sinister is a creature of habit, so please excuse me if I need to drop my old friend like a bad one.

It's just one of those things in life you can always count on.

Pelvis has left the building.
 

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