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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Feb-27-03 AT 11:56 AM (EST)]Zack Sirus: The time for the very first World’s Finest Wrestling main event is upon us! There is no great privilege than headlining in this building on the inaugural show for this company and tonight Doc Silver and Psycho are going to go to war. They have had a very heated exchange so far and this is going to be a hell of a battle.
Brandon Jacobs: I’m going to have to go with Psycho, Doc does have the experience advantage and he is the legend but Psycho is a skilled martial artist and is much younger than Doc.
Zack Sirus: As much as I love Doc, I’m going to surprise everyone here tonight and predict that Psycho is going to take the win. I think it will be close but Doc shine is sort of fading and he needs this tournament to prove that he is still one of the very best.
Brandon Jacobs: Wait, you agree with me? Is it too late to change my pick? I’m going with Doc Silver all the way.
Zack Sirus: Hardy har har, thank you wise guy. I’ve been in that ring and until you’ve been a worker, you can’t truly judge a wrestling match.
Brandon Jacobs: Who are you, Lance Storm?
Zack Sirus: Laugh while you can, but there is a certain advantage having been in that ring that brings you a perspective that you would not normally have.
Brandon Jacobs: I’m not saying that, I’m just saying that even average wrestling fans can judge can judge who the best wrestlers are.
Zack Sirus: Yeah, when Chris Benoit headlines more than Hulk Hogan, call me.
Brandon Jacobs: I’ve had enough of you Todd Pettingal. IT IS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!
:: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from parts Unknown, “THE AMERICAN DANGERMAN” PSYCHO!
:: Psycho walks down to the ring to pop from the crowd::
::Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage wails over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Orlando, Florida, one of the greatest legends and a 4 time AAWC World Champion, DOC SILVER!
:: Doc Silver walks out to the loudest heel heat of the night and enters the ring::
::the ref pats Doc Silver down for illegal objects but finds nothing::
Zack Sirus: That is discrimination! The ref hasn’t done that a single time tonight.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc’s reputation proceeds him. He is one of the dirtiest players in the game and he will do anything to win.
::bell rings::
Brandon Jacobs:: Psycho starts circling Doc with his hands up in the air waiting to strike.... KICK TO THE RIGHT THIGH BY PSYCHO! Kick to the left! DOC BUM RUSHES HIM AND MOUNTS HIM AND STARTS DELIEVIRING RIGHTS AND LEFTS! Psycho turns him over and starts pounding on him! DOC GRABS THE ROPES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND THE REF CALLS FOR THE BREAK! The fans are booing Doc loudly for using the ropes to escape.
Zack Sirus: That is just smart wrestling by Doc.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc and Psycho go to lock up again... EYE GOUGE BY DOC! Psycho is temporarily blinded! Doc grabs Psycho in a front face lock... SWINGING NECK BREAKER! He is putting in a front face lock again.... ANOTHER SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Zack Sirus: Psycho is grabbing his neck, it looks like he was hurt badly on that one.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc goes to pickup Psycho... INSIDE CRADLE! 1------2----KICKOUT! He almost caught Doc asleep there! Doc bolts up and starts kicking Psycho on the back of the neck! The ref is trying to get in there to calm him down! Doc picks Psycho up.... DDT!
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver is sensing that he has he has him beat, he needs to finish him off here.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc picks him up and whips him off the ropes for an attempted sleeper..... NO! Psycho nails him out of no where with a Yazuka kick right to the face! Doc Silver tries to get up... HE NAILS WITH ANOTHER! Psycho pulls Doc Silver into the corner.... HE NAILS HIM WITH A MOONSAULT TO A HUGE POP! He grabs the leg! The ref goes down for the count! 1--------2------KICKOUT! Fast count by the ref there! Psycho turns over Doc onto his back and goes back up to the top..... 450 LEGDROP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK FROM THE TOP ROPE! Psycho is paying him back for his attack earlier on his neck! Psycho pulls him into the center of the ring and locks in a full nelson to work over Doc’s neck! The ref is checking to see if Doc gives up but he is shakes his head no! Doc’s arms are wailing all over the place and he accidently nails the ref and the ref goes down! Psycho calls for his finisher and goes to the top.... PSYCHO FLIGHT STARDUST PRESS! Psycho covers but the ref is still not awake! Psycho pounds his hands down on the mat in disgust and goes to wake up the ref! A groggy Doc is starting to get up, he sees Psycho in front of him trying to wake up the referee...
Zack Sirus: Oh no, he is not going to....
Brandon Jacobs: NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT!
Zack Sirus: And the ref didn’t see it because he was down!
Brandon Jacobs: Psycho didn’t go down but he is writhing in pain.... DOC SPINS HIM AROUND KICKS HIM AGAIN IN THE NUTS! HE NAILS HIM WITH THE ACES FULL!
Zack Sirus: The ref is coming through but he missed everything...
Brandon Jacobs: 1------------2---------------3!! DOC SILVER ADVANCES TO THE SECOND ROUND!
::Only Happen When It Rains by Garbage blares over the loud speaker as Doc points over to the announcers’ booth and tells them to kiss his ass::
Zack Sirus: That cheating bastard did it, I’ll give him his props. It looked like he was merely going on instinct there at the end.
Brandon Jacobs: That is why that move is banned, it is the great equalizer that can beat a man of any size or skill. It is a cheap way to get a victory but he doesn’t seem to care.
Zack Sirus: Cheat to win baby...
Brandon Jacobs: We would like to thank everyone for joining us here tonight, we will be up in Boston, Massachusetts for ALMOST LIVE which will feature Manson, Shizaki, and Michaels in the main event going at in a three way dance!
Zack Sirus: That should be excellent, Manson looked vulnerable in the first round and now the competition is only going to get tougher.
Brandon Jacobs: Your personal favorite, Mike McGee will face off with Shawn Hart!
Zack Sirus: That should be a great technical match knowing those two.
Brandon Jacobs: And finally, The Rat Fink taking on an even bigger rat in Doc Silver!
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver surprised me this week, but can he continue his run and beat the Rat Fink? I’m not so sure.
Brandon Jacobs: Next week will be a hell of a battle, thank you everyone for tuning in tonight and we will be with you next week with an action packed Almost Live! Say goodnight Gracie.
Zack Sirus: Goodnight Gracie
Brandon Jacobs: I’m going to have to go with Psycho, Doc does have the experience advantage and he is the legend but Psycho is a skilled martial artist and is much younger than Doc.
Zack Sirus: As much as I love Doc, I’m going to surprise everyone here tonight and predict that Psycho is going to take the win. I think it will be close but Doc shine is sort of fading and he needs this tournament to prove that he is still one of the very best.
Brandon Jacobs: Wait, you agree with me? Is it too late to change my pick? I’m going with Doc Silver all the way.
Zack Sirus: Hardy har har, thank you wise guy. I’ve been in that ring and until you’ve been a worker, you can’t truly judge a wrestling match.
Brandon Jacobs: Who are you, Lance Storm?
Zack Sirus: Laugh while you can, but there is a certain advantage having been in that ring that brings you a perspective that you would not normally have.
Brandon Jacobs: I’m not saying that, I’m just saying that even average wrestling fans can judge can judge who the best wrestlers are.
Zack Sirus: Yeah, when Chris Benoit headlines more than Hulk Hogan, call me.
Brandon Jacobs: I’ve had enough of you Todd Pettingal. IT IS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!
:: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from parts Unknown, “THE AMERICAN DANGERMAN” PSYCHO!
:: Psycho walks down to the ring to pop from the crowd::
::Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage wails over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Orlando, Florida, one of the greatest legends and a 4 time AAWC World Champion, DOC SILVER!
:: Doc Silver walks out to the loudest heel heat of the night and enters the ring::
::the ref pats Doc Silver down for illegal objects but finds nothing::
Zack Sirus: That is discrimination! The ref hasn’t done that a single time tonight.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc’s reputation proceeds him. He is one of the dirtiest players in the game and he will do anything to win.
::bell rings::
Brandon Jacobs:: Psycho starts circling Doc with his hands up in the air waiting to strike.... KICK TO THE RIGHT THIGH BY PSYCHO! Kick to the left! DOC BUM RUSHES HIM AND MOUNTS HIM AND STARTS DELIEVIRING RIGHTS AND LEFTS! Psycho turns him over and starts pounding on him! DOC GRABS THE ROPES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND THE REF CALLS FOR THE BREAK! The fans are booing Doc loudly for using the ropes to escape.
Zack Sirus: That is just smart wrestling by Doc.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc and Psycho go to lock up again... EYE GOUGE BY DOC! Psycho is temporarily blinded! Doc grabs Psycho in a front face lock... SWINGING NECK BREAKER! He is putting in a front face lock again.... ANOTHER SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Zack Sirus: Psycho is grabbing his neck, it looks like he was hurt badly on that one.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc goes to pickup Psycho... INSIDE CRADLE! 1------2----KICKOUT! He almost caught Doc asleep there! Doc bolts up and starts kicking Psycho on the back of the neck! The ref is trying to get in there to calm him down! Doc picks Psycho up.... DDT!
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver is sensing that he has he has him beat, he needs to finish him off here.
Brandon Jacobs: Doc picks him up and whips him off the ropes for an attempted sleeper..... NO! Psycho nails him out of no where with a Yazuka kick right to the face! Doc Silver tries to get up... HE NAILS WITH ANOTHER! Psycho pulls Doc Silver into the corner.... HE NAILS HIM WITH A MOONSAULT TO A HUGE POP! He grabs the leg! The ref goes down for the count! 1--------2------KICKOUT! Fast count by the ref there! Psycho turns over Doc onto his back and goes back up to the top..... 450 LEGDROP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK FROM THE TOP ROPE! Psycho is paying him back for his attack earlier on his neck! Psycho pulls him into the center of the ring and locks in a full nelson to work over Doc’s neck! The ref is checking to see if Doc gives up but he is shakes his head no! Doc’s arms are wailing all over the place and he accidently nails the ref and the ref goes down! Psycho calls for his finisher and goes to the top.... PSYCHO FLIGHT STARDUST PRESS! Psycho covers but the ref is still not awake! Psycho pounds his hands down on the mat in disgust and goes to wake up the ref! A groggy Doc is starting to get up, he sees Psycho in front of him trying to wake up the referee...
Zack Sirus: Oh no, he is not going to....
Brandon Jacobs: NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT!
Zack Sirus: And the ref didn’t see it because he was down!
Brandon Jacobs: Psycho didn’t go down but he is writhing in pain.... DOC SPINS HIM AROUND KICKS HIM AGAIN IN THE NUTS! HE NAILS HIM WITH THE ACES FULL!
Zack Sirus: The ref is coming through but he missed everything...
Brandon Jacobs: 1------------2---------------3!! DOC SILVER ADVANCES TO THE SECOND ROUND!
::Only Happen When It Rains by Garbage blares over the loud speaker as Doc points over to the announcers’ booth and tells them to kiss his ass::
Zack Sirus: That cheating bastard did it, I’ll give him his props. It looked like he was merely going on instinct there at the end.
Brandon Jacobs: That is why that move is banned, it is the great equalizer that can beat a man of any size or skill. It is a cheap way to get a victory but he doesn’t seem to care.
Zack Sirus: Cheat to win baby...
Brandon Jacobs: We would like to thank everyone for joining us here tonight, we will be up in Boston, Massachusetts for ALMOST LIVE which will feature Manson, Shizaki, and Michaels in the main event going at in a three way dance!
Zack Sirus: That should be excellent, Manson looked vulnerable in the first round and now the competition is only going to get tougher.
Brandon Jacobs: Your personal favorite, Mike McGee will face off with Shawn Hart!
Zack Sirus: That should be a great technical match knowing those two.
Brandon Jacobs: And finally, The Rat Fink taking on an even bigger rat in Doc Silver!
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver surprised me this week, but can he continue his run and beat the Rat Fink? I’m not so sure.
Brandon Jacobs: Next week will be a hell of a battle, thank you everyone for tuning in tonight and we will be with you next week with an action packed Almost Live! Say goodnight Gracie.
Zack Sirus: Goodnight Gracie