TSiegel
I spoil things.
(Sudden static fills the screen halted by a black screen with white lettering that reads 'The following announcement is brought to you by the Dangle Brothers.' The screen goes static for a second before going to black and white, focusing on Cameron Cruise, dressed in slacks and a light sport coat and a darker undershirt, he wears his trademark Anarchy-style shades.)
CRUISE: Lemme get this straight....you're wearing the very same title that was around my waist and STOLEN from me....TWICE...and you're worried because I might show up to a match that YOU asked for....
(Cameras cut in close on him.)
And "assist"....Jared??
(Cameras cut back.)
THIS...is what's become of the guy who's held the Intercontinental Championship title??
THIS...coming from the NERD who won't use weapons to fend off....
(Camera cuts back in and Cruise uses finger-quotes)
"Evil-doers"....
(Camera cuts to a quick angle with Cruise laughing his ass off, slowly at first, then to another angle where his face lights up with laughter, and then finally to a third angle with Cruise doubled over laughing, before the camera cuts back.)
Gimmie a break....jeez.
Tell ya what, 'Pulse....
Jared told me earlier that he was serious when he said he was ready go after the Intercontinental Championship title....so you got your wish.
Jared Wells versus Impulse is GONNA happen.
And I'm gonna be at ringside to back him up.
And I'm still getting my title shot.
If I should decide that I don't like the way that the referee is making calls...I'm still going to be there to back up Jared.
And I'm STILL getting my title shot.
And afterwards...ya know...the part where YOU NO LONGER MATTER....
I'm still going to be there, and I'm STILL going to get my title shot.
Don't like it??
Tough.
(Camera cuts in.)
Don't be a LITTLE BITCH, be the Intercontinental Champion.
The Dangle Brothers don't answer to you and your little stipulations or anyone else's for that matter; remember Impulse...
YOU asked for it to happen.
Don't like HOW it's going to happen??
Gonna cry all the way home into your pillow like the KOOL-AID SIPPER YOU ARE??
Then you just go back to what your doing and take on Reeves.
Otherwise...we'll see you soon.
Sipper.
(Sudden static returns followed by 'The preceding announcement has been brought to you by the Dangle Brothers', followed by more static.)
CRUISE: Lemme get this straight....you're wearing the very same title that was around my waist and STOLEN from me....TWICE...and you're worried because I might show up to a match that YOU asked for....
(Cameras cut in close on him.)
And "assist"....Jared??
(Cameras cut back.)
THIS...is what's become of the guy who's held the Intercontinental Championship title??
THIS...coming from the NERD who won't use weapons to fend off....
(Camera cuts back in and Cruise uses finger-quotes)
"Evil-doers"....
(Camera cuts to a quick angle with Cruise laughing his ass off, slowly at first, then to another angle where his face lights up with laughter, and then finally to a third angle with Cruise doubled over laughing, before the camera cuts back.)
Gimmie a break....jeez.
Tell ya what, 'Pulse....
Jared told me earlier that he was serious when he said he was ready go after the Intercontinental Championship title....so you got your wish.
Jared Wells versus Impulse is GONNA happen.
And I'm gonna be at ringside to back him up.
And I'm still getting my title shot.
If I should decide that I don't like the way that the referee is making calls...I'm still going to be there to back up Jared.
And I'm STILL getting my title shot.
And afterwards...ya know...the part where YOU NO LONGER MATTER....
I'm still going to be there, and I'm STILL going to get my title shot.
Don't like it??
Tough.
(Camera cuts in.)
Don't be a LITTLE BITCH, be the Intercontinental Champion.
The Dangle Brothers don't answer to you and your little stipulations or anyone else's for that matter; remember Impulse...
YOU asked for it to happen.
Don't like HOW it's going to happen??
Gonna cry all the way home into your pillow like the KOOL-AID SIPPER YOU ARE??
Then you just go back to what your doing and take on Reeves.
Otherwise...we'll see you soon.
Sipper.
(Sudden static returns followed by 'The preceding announcement has been brought to you by the Dangle Brothers', followed by more static.)