Jobbers!

[Chad]

Posting as part of the discussion on E-Fed Guerrillas today (go listen to it at http://talkshoe.com, show #93095 -- great feature with ACW's fedhead Ben on today's show):

Who wants jobbers? I've announced that we're going to run 128-man tournament. We currently have 91 characters signed up, so we need to fill it out with some NPCs. I've got plenty in my back pocket from the old CSWA days, but Ben mentioned he might throw some in as well.

So that said -- let's get a list going of jobbers who should get their chance at ULTRATITLE. If you add one, make sure to advise if you can give the 'yea' on including them, or if they belong to a fedhead that needs to approve their inclusion.

-Chad

 

[BMorris]

I have one I can volunteer from a fed I ran a long time ago... "Just An Average Guy" Scott Reeves. He's pretty much like Brad Armstrong -- nothing flashy or unique about him.

Of course, if he's not famous enough...

 

[blackshire]

I would gladly offer Ice Tre to the ULTRATITLE gods. He'd be honored.

"And sh_t."

 

[fugginVOSS]

You can use my Ikan Jobtayoo character for this. I own him an nobody else needs to approve.

 

[Showtime]

My two pet jobbers, Ethan Archer and El Lobo Loco are at your disposal, sir.

 

[BigPimpin]

I submit The Big Sauce Man as a jobber for this tournament. 6'4, 350 lbs, big man brawler. Take WWE's The Big Boss Man, change his gimmick to low-level mob thug, and have him talk to an empty Five Brothers pasta sauce jar (that has a face painted on it) like Al Snow talks to Head. Theme is Breathe by Prodigy, and the finisher, should he need it, is the Sauce Man Slam (which is Abyss' Black Hole Slam).

 

[jediPREZ]

P. KING DUK WINDHAM!

 

[User Poets]

Terence Dragon Windham.

 

[Biron]

Cameron Cruise.

...

What?

 

[TH]

Joey Baggadonuts

 

[Unregistered]

I got Petticoat Pete the former interviewer, turned ruffian you'd like to use him.

 

[MikeyMassacre]

I submit The Big Sauce Man as a jobber for this tournament. 6'4, 350 lbs, big man brawler. Take WWE's The Big Boss Man, change his gimmick to low-level mob thug, and have him talk to an empty Five Brothers pasta sauce jar (that has a face painted on it) like Al Snow talks to Head. Theme is Breathe by Prodigy, and the finisher, should he need it, is the Sauce Man Slam (which is Abyss' Black Hole Slam).

Best gimmick I've read in awhile, why would you not push this guy to the moon?

 

[LQJT86C]

I would gladly offer Ice Tre to the ULTRATITLE gods. He'd be honored.

"And sh_t."

Don't you dare! I still love that character!

Also: sign up Peter Windham and GUCCI BOT

 

[DBrunkGXW]

If you want them, you can use any of the following:

Hans the Incontinent Viking
Akita the Ventriloquist Telepath
Wong-Pei the Circus Trained Monkey Boy

I'll even do ridiculous roleplay for them if you like.

 

[Classy Mike C]

You can use The Monster, a 7ft 2in Romanian Oaf and former EUWC European Champion, or either Jaz or Daryl Moundfield, a pair of simpleton brothers, as jobbers. Both mine and I'm happy to write some awful roleplays for them to add to their opponents enjoyment.

 

[Starbreaker]

Cheapshot Ramon

5'10" 170lbs.

A doctor-turned-vagabond brawler. No confirmation on how this happened; rumor is he got fed up with HMOs stealing all his hard-earned money, and had a meltdown. No one wants to ask him because he carries around a bag of doctor tools and believes he is the king of extreme medicine. He still wears medical scrubs and a mask around his neck, has a full gray beard, and wears an eye patch over his right eye (for no apparent reason).

Finisher (if needed): Invasive Surgery (Iron Claw)

 

[Justin]

I'm probably late to the party, but Angus Skaaland is always available for sacrifice to the wrestling gods.

 

[fugginVOSS]

Do you guys need a bio for Ikan Jobtayoo?

 

[User Poets]

This might be a spoiler for a future bracket, but I'm predicting the finals to be Space God against the Poopman.

 

[Chad]

Nope, no bios needed for jobbers.