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Just Insane!

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The picture fades in backstage and we regonice TEAM interviewer Dave Sullivan standing infront of a big TEAM logo creating a kind of wall. Weaponed with a microphone in the hand he'll probably tell us what he is doing there.

Sullivan: "Welcome to T-E-A-M broadcasted live to you by the FWC Channel. I'm standing here ready to interview one of the most-promising young athletes in today's sports entertainment, no other than the brand new TEAM contract holder... Ladies and Gentleman I'm talking about Justin Sane."

The cameras zoom off a little so we can see a young man wearing sun glasses, an open black long sleeve shirt and a lot of jewlery while chewing on his bubble gum.

Sullivan: "This young athlete just arrived from his hometown Charlotte, North Carolina this morning, where..."

Justin throws an incredibly bored look just seconds before interrupting Sullivan, who doesn't look too amused about that fact.

Justin: "Dave, since no blind folks come watching a wrestling event you don't need to introduce me to them."

Sullivan: "What you mean by that?"

Justin: "It's simple, Dave. Everyone of them just needs to take one closer look to realize that I achieved in my young life already more than you, them jackasses and the jackasses' childs called 'Jackie', 'Jack Jr. Ass' or whatever name you give a damn donkey all together will ever achieve."

Justin earns his first reaction of TEAM fans by drawing some heat. Sullivan who's face expression looks some sort of shocked tries to stay cool and professional.

Sullivan: "Well, Justin... I guess we just skip this chapter then."

Not much caring Justin just flexes his shoulders with still his sun glasses on.

Sullivan: "As we all know, the TEAM Federation is based on a totally new concept. Do you think TEAM will be succesfull?"

Sane's head drops down a bit. Still in a cocky pose he shakes his head in disbelieve of... well I guess we will find out of what in a second.

Justin: "First off I think the TEAM office failed to find a professional interviewer who doesn't ask the wrong questions."

Justin Sane grabs the microphone out of nowhere.

Justin: "Because the question standing in your damn script should be..."

Justin continues by imposing common TV reporters and pitching his voice.

Justin: "All the stinkin' merchandise-buyin' TEAM fans are wondering if Justin Sane will allow the TEAM to become ever successfull?"

After some kind of transformation Justin Sane stands there in his cocky pose again and throws the microphone towards Dave Sullivan who is now totally out of his concept and feels a little emberassed by the imitation of Justin.

Sullivan: "Well..."

Justin: "And Dave to anwser yours and all these people's question."

In hope of gaining some sympathy points Sullivan anwsers for his interview partner.

Sullivan: "Of course you do, right? Otherwise the Insane One wouldn't be here tonight!"

Sullivan smiles like his plan worked out. But with an expression of saying "What the hell is going on here?!" Justin Sane is starring at the TEAM staff member for some moments.

Justin: "Wow, wow, wow, Dave! I dare you to ever call me the Insane One again, or do I look like some samoan eyebrow-raisin' own-food-smellin' others-roody-pooh-callin' People's Chump livin' at some crack house he calls the Smackdown Hotel?!"

Justin sighs in a little angry mood, which Sullivan put him in with his last comment.

Justin: "I'm here because I think TEAM will mean success?! Did I understand you right, Dave?"

Dave Sullivan just nods his head.

Justin: "Since you're so fascinated by my life, let me put it like this: Justin Sane stopped following success when he became ten, since that turning point in little Justin's life success is following him. So, the whole federation should thank God for every second I'm present in the TEAM and am selling out arenas from Moscow to Hong Kong and back to Winsconsins or wherever that office of idiots will bring us."

Dave: "You don't seem to stand in good relations with the office."

Justin: "Well Dave, let me tell you the truth they have been able to hide from you and every other retard who's working for them with a salary that is under the estimated avarage. It took them whole 2 and a half hours to rewrite my contract and another 1 and a damn half hour to bring me my money that I usually get in advance, when my 1 handed secretary could have done the same job in half of the time. That's not how you treat a superstar, Dave, and especially if the same person is your ONLY superstar."

Dave: "So, you see no competition for yourself in this federation?"

Justin: "Not only in this federation but all over the world. I already have wrestled the strongest of the strongest, the most evil of the most evil creatures, the giants of giants and damn, for equal rights' sake as well the midgets of midgets in this business. Now, you maybe wondering what brought me here, well Dave, the anwser to this is simple, it is the love of beating the hell out of people who envy me for what I have and what I am. On the same note, Dave... since this very first day here I feel like walking around on a chariety campus because of all these jerks like you starring at my Rolex and in hope of finding some gold collect the dirt off my shoes I leave behind with every step I take."

Dave: "Okay, the last but..."

Justin: "Dave, I doubt your immature brain could follow me, so before you conclude this bad leaded interview by you I want to sum it up why I am here: Justin Sane is here to kick people's ass and on top of that get paid for it."

Dave: "Okay, with that said I want ask the last but not least question for tonight's spotlight interview live on here: Do you have some words left for the team leaders before the anticipated TEAM draft starts?"

Justin: "Guess what Dave, I do. All you leaders out there, I don't know what your names are and I don't know if this will be too much notes to write down about your number one pick, myself. But grab your chance at the head and don't let it slip, if picking me first requests cheating on this whole company... do it. Don't be a fool and listen to what a young man already living the lavish life like myself advices you."

Dave Sullivan starts to make signs with his free hand and Justin looks towards Dave.

Justin: "What is this whole sign throwin' up about, Dave?! I'm sure it will let you look like the idiot you are on TV."

Dave: "I'm just trying to tell you that our live time ends in a few seconds."

Justin starts to smile.

Justin: "Well, Dave. Have a good time finding a new job and the rest of the world, you will see me again anyway."

Justin claps on Dave's shoulder like he's trying to cheer him up and trying to tell him that it will be all good. Then he moves out of the picture and the cameras go off before Dave can say his concluding words.
 
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