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(The scene opens on a crisp, sunny, but very windy springtime afternoon in the town of Birmingham, Alabama, the site of CSWA Primetime live. The sun beams down on a grassy turfed football field stadium at a local college in Birmingham. On the football field, wearing red Asiacs nylon shorts, black with white trim Asaics tennis shoes, and no shirt is new CSWA rising star Bobby Karma. He is wearing a black harness with a parachute hanging behind him bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet on the end of the field at the goal line. His manager, "Light As A Feather" Freddie Merriweather, stands at the 50 yard line with a stop watch.)

Freddie: Ready Bobby?

Bobby Karma: Always.

Freddie: Wait for it, and 5-4-3-2...

(Background mood setting music playing: from the beginning hard Nikki Sixx guitar intro, and Tommy Lee drum start of"Kick Start My Heart" by Motley Crue.)

Freddie: (Just as the first verse of the song joins in.) Go...Go...Go...and queue music montage...

When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart


(Bobby Karma takes off running down the field at full speed with the parachute flying behind him as it picks up the the full breeze blowing it and providing the full resistance, still Bobby pulls it mightily as he runs the half of the length of the field like a stock car on the balls of his feet. As the song progresses it shows footage, clips, and fast forwarding highlights of Bobby Karma's hard sprint training on the parachute)

Ooh,are you ready girls?
Ooh,are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby


(As the sun slowly begins to fade into a dull play, Bobby Karma ending his run temporarily to take a drink from a bottle of water under the sun. His naturally toned and bulky muscular upper body glistens under the sun as the sweat drips and outlines his body. He pours the remaining water all over his face and long blond hair.)

Freddie: Hey Fabio, stop modeling for the camera and get over here its promo time brother.

(Bobby Karma stops drinking and lays the bottle near the rest of his things on the sideline and walks over his small, pint sized but incredibly charismatic manager standing in front of the camera ready to begin the interview.)

Freddie: "Light As A Feather" Freddie Meriweather here. Recognize the rhyme scheme. Standing along side...

The Sultan of Zin...

The EPITOME of DESSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY...

The man with the longest moniker in wrestling today...

(Bobby Karma does a double take and looks down at his manager with a cock of his eyebrow and mouthing the words "What The F--?" but Freddie just smiles gleefully as he responds back.)

Just kidding, hey if ya can't poke fun at yourself from time to time then what can you do?

(Freddie carries on where he left off without skipping another beat.)

What Goes Around...

Comes Around...

BOBBY KARMA...

(Freddie turns his attention to Bobby Karma.)

Freddie: Bobby Karma, since the CSWA Gold Rush tournament at Anniversary, you have indeed left a bit of an impact, and more than made your presence known against the likes of Kin Hiroshi and so forth, but now the Gold Rush has subsided, the dust has settled, and with that said, the Long Hard Fought Road of Bobby Karma has officially begun. Filled with their bumps, obstacles, and even pitfalls along the treacherous road to the top of the CSWA, the top of this very business...

Last week, you and JJ Deville managed to win your respected tag team matches with an opportunity to face off against CSWA United States Champion, Kin Hiroshi and Presidential Champion, Cameron Cruise. Now here you are to go after your very first and hopefully not last CSWA Title when you face off against Cameron Cruise for the Presidential Title this week on Prime Time from right here in Birmingham, Alabama.

(Freddie Meriweather pause as he gives a cheesy thumbs up and big grin on his face before turning his attention back to Karma.)

You've been training all week so far, making sure that you are cardio is fit as a fiddle as well as your in ring prowess is more than in top form when you go up against this old wrestling veteran who has seen and done it all wrestling all over the world and abroad, what are your thoughts...BOBBY KARMA...Go...Go...Go...

(Freddie Meriweather places the microphone in front of Bobby Karma as he begins to speak.)

Bobby Karma: Thank you Freddie, thank you. I'm getting right down to business without beating around the bush. The Gold Rush is in the books, and now its time to get down to business. Cameron Cruise, last week in Chapel Hill, I may of looked a little green, this business is all about paying your dues. Regardless of how the match went down. The fact of the matter remains. My team defeated you and Hiroshi and with that said I have earned the right to face off against you for the CSWA Presidential Title this week on Prime Time.

Chapel Hill, you may of showed me up, and I will admit that. I won't deny that, but that's why I will not stop until I am in top physical condition. Not only will I match you in the ring cardio and stamina wise, but I will stand toe to toe with you technically and match you move for move. I will spend all this time training and making certain that I am 120 times better than when I faced you in Chapel Hill. I will eat, drink, and dream of Cameron Cruise, most importantly, I will not rest until I am standing over you and I am holding the CSWA Presidential Title high in the air before all of the people of Birmingham Alabama.

I maybe a greenhorn now, but that won't last and eventually this rose bud's gonna be blooming right along with the rest of you. So don't take me for granted and you better...look in my eyes...

(Bobby Karma orders the camera to zoom in on his face as his blue eyes peer back with a burning desire and resolve.)

Don't take me for granted. Don't take me lightly, know that this rookie can and just might...no I mean WILL take that your title away from you this week.

But don't fret, because when I take the title from you this week, we will face off again at Fish Fund in the rematch of all rematches and you know what they say, the rematch is where the real money's at.

So here this now Cruise. You will not carry me and vice versa. I'm looking to put on a bonefide clinic against you. We will shock the world and surprise a lot of people...one of which will be yourself...

Freddie: (Interjecting) SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN AN ALIBI BECAUSE HE'S GONNA STEAL THE SHOW...

Bobby: Are you finished because I'd like to...

Freddie: Sure, just backing you up.

Bobby: I know. Anyway. Come next week, right here in Birmingham, Alabama. Spring is in the air and I embrace my destiny. I start by becoming the next CSWA Presidential Champion. My name is Bobby Karma...

Learn it...

Know...

Remember it...

(The scene fades out.)
 

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"Bobby Karma. How convenient is your name, Bobby...Karma?"

(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of his Jacksonville, North Carolina home. Dressed in blue jeans, a white sleeveless shirt with the CSWA logo in big black lettering, and a light blue North Carolina Tar Heels worn backwards. With the CSWA Presidential title cradled over his right shoulder, the Anarchy Shades worn over his eyes are the only thing that hide the concern on his face.)

CRUISE: At Anniversary Two-Kay, I last defended this very title against Aaron Douglas and lost, not because he was BETTER, but because of interference by someone that had no business being involved to begin with: HORNET.

(Cruise takes his shades off momentarily...)

Now for those who remember that match, I won't go into detail except for the fact that I obviously was less than thrilled.

Oh...how interesting a matter of persistance can change things.

(Cruise slides his shades back on.)

Here it is, all proper rights I was given the shot and privilage to get it back at CSWA Gold Rush, and I'll be damned if I didn't go out and do what I said I was going to do, and that's win back what was practically STOLEN from me: The CSWA Presidential title.

Now I've the task of my first official title defense since getting this back and I'm to face a man so emblazoned with Irony, it REALLY isn't a laughing matter.

Bobby Karma.

At Chapel Hill, you found out just exactly why it is I'm the one man around here you DON'T TAKE ME lightly, no matter what Hornet, Dan Ryan, Kin Hiroshi, Troy Windham or anyone else says.

But go ahead and do the cardio, Bobby.

Do sit-ups, jumping-jacks, deep-knee bends, you name it.

Run about twenty miles a-day and soak yourself in a hot tub afterward while you're getting a facial, and fingernails and toenails done.

Watch about twenty-five hours of old tape on my past matches.

But in NO WAY IN HELL is it going to help you run a CLINIC against ME.

Not gonna happen Bobby, not at Primetime, not at Fish Fund hell, pretty much not as long as I'm "Cameron Cruise".

Why?

Because that's just a Reality Check that not only you, but your pal there, two-minute Freddy and everyone else just...won't like.

(Fadeout.)
 

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"Army of Bobby"

FADE IN...

(Queue up-background mood setting music: "Army Of Me" by Bjork.)

Stand up
You've got to manage
I won't sympathize
Anymore

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me


(The scene opens inside a CSWA locker room as Bobby Karma sits quietly in a corner taking a little break following his intense and vigorous working out training regimen en route towards what will be the biggest match of his entire career thus far when he takes on CSWA Presidential Champion, "Crippler" Cameron Cruise on Prime Time this week. He sits quietly listening to his IPOD nano in the corner mentally soaking in the upcoming tasks at hand.)

You're alright
There's nothing wrong
Self-sufficience please!
And get to work

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me


(As Bobby is listening to his IPOD, minding his own business in his own personal meditation, his little 5'0 ft 115 lb manager "Light As A Feather walks into the locker room pushing a TV/VCR monitor on a rolling cart. He plugs it into the wall and then walks up to Bobby to get his attention.)

Freddie: Hey Bobby, Bobby, heads up...

(No answer from the in zoned Bobby Karma. Freddie kicks his foot lightly to get his attention.)

Freddie: Hey Bobby, turn those things off and listen.

(Bobby glances up at Freddie acknowledging his manager's presence.)

Bobby Karma: Shhhhhhh...keep it down this is my favorite part.

You're on your own now
We won't save you
Your rescue-squad
Is too exhausted

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me


(At the conclusion of the song, Bobby turns off his IPOD nano and centers his attention on his manager.)

Bobby: What is it?

Freddie: Bout time Bobby. Anyway, its Cruise, he responded to you and I think that you need to hear this.

Bobby: Great, why do I feel like this is gonna disrupt my Zin session?

Freddie: Don't worry it won't take long and I'm sure that you'll be right back in Euphoria before too long great Sultan of Zin.

Bobby: Alright, go ahead, do your thing.

(Bobby Karma stands up to his feet and removes his headphones from his ears sitting on the bench across from the television. Freddie turns on the television and plays the most recent and latest promo of CSWA Presidential Champion, Cameron Cruise. Bobby watches as he listens to the champ speak candidly and open to his Prime Time challenger. Bobby's intense blue eyes locked tightly on the screen with his hands clasped in front of his mouth as every word is uttered from Cruise. At the very end of the promo, Meriweather pauses the tape and freezes it right on Cruise holding the Presidential Title hung snugly over his shoulder.)

Freddie: Yo Bobby, you want me to take this one?

Bobby: Nah Freddie, I've got time to answer this one. Just hang loose and back me up. You get the next one.

Freddie: Cool.

(Bobby sets his IPOD down and turns his attention to the camera.)

Bobby Karma: Cameron Cruise, right on scheduled like clock work just like a champion should. You words spoke to me like someone who is coming into this match and will do whatever it takes to keep that title. I've got no problem with that. You play the game well. I won't go into how you said the same thing that I did how you don't want me TAKING YOU LIGHTLY. Never mind the fact that I had already said those exact same things to you before. Bottom line, we've both already made that abundantly clear so I'll just leave it at that.

When I first set foot in his business and adopted the name Karma to my name sake. Originally, I didn't give it a second thought as to why I was calling myself that. Maybe it was to sound cool or because I thought that it had a nice ring to it, but when I first set foot in the CSWA and went toe-to-toe with U.S. Champion, Kin Hiroshi from the git go, I realize now that Karma is more and more me than I wanted to admit. However it isn't just about getting out what you put in or reaping and sowing. Its quite simply about one thing...

DESTINY...

Every little thing that we do makes us into the person that we are gonna be. I know that I am destined to be great, and after this week it will be my destiny to be the next and new CSWA Presidential Champion.

(Bobby takes his right index finger and brings it up to his eye lowering it down slightly.)


Here me right now and take a spy inside my big blue eye Cruise...

You wanna talk about reality checks. Hell you've done more than enough of that throughout your entire career thus far. Your almost made it to living legend status...

BUT...

I know what you've been through to get and keep that title and how people have stolen it from you...as you so made so abundantly clear, but know this I'm not here to steal your title. I'M JUST HERE TO TAKE YOUR TITLE. We're gonna be taken to a never level of pain and agony. Hell we're even gonna bleed, and when its all said and done I'm gonna be the one that will be holding that Presidential title high in the air and walking right out of the arena with it.

I expect this match to be the hardest match that I have ever fought. I've learned from my mistakes, and so far I've said that I have...

Ate...

Drank...

Dreamed...

Of Cameron Cruise, and the reality will be me pinning you to the mat for the 1-2-3.

(Turns his attention to his manager.)

Bobby: Freddie, break it down and close me out will ya.

Freddie: You got it Bob-O.

(Bobby Karma picks up his IPOD nano and walks off down the hall ready to resume his training regimen, Meriweather steps in front of the camera.)

Freddie: Get ready CSWA because the doctor is in and his ready to embrace his crown and put forth a clinic. I said it before and I am more than able to say it again. All you little fan boys and girls. Marks, smarks, and critics. Get to your nearest message board, chat room, email circle and converse amongst yourselves. Poll and plan for what will happen...

SOMEBODY GET THAT MAN AN ALIBI BECAUSE HE'S GONNA STEAL THE WHOLE...DAMN...M'Fning SHOW

And Cameron Cruise's reality is about to get rocked, he's about to be crippled, and his Presidential Title taken by THE EPITOME OF DESTINY also known as "What Goes Around Comes Around" Bobby Karma.

Learn it...

Know it...

Remember it...

Bobby Karma...and "Light As A Feather" Freddie Meriweather have spoken. The following has been brought to you by...US.

(FADE OUT)
 

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Re: "Army of Bobby"

"Living Legend Status?"

(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in blue jeans, a blue shirt, and his black Anarchy shades on. Back in front of a CSWA PRIMETIME backdrop, Cruise has the Presidential title over his right shoulder.)

CRUISE: I've busted my ass in and outside of the squared circle for the better part of FIFTEEN YEARS, Bobby and it was only last year that I finally was able to win a World Heavyweight title and it's not even the one I dreamed about winning since I began training a long time ago; The CSWA Unified World Heavyweight Championship.

Sure, I set records for attendance in arenas and venues as well as Charity events and backyard birthday parties....and yes, I suppose part of it could be chalked up to Melton's marketing methods....

"Play Rod Stewart, and they will come..."

But when it all comes down to it Bobby, it's just one thing that remains constant: Work Ethic.

(The Camera closes up on Cruise.)

You talk about how Destiny is going to bring you to greatness, and that you're gonna take THIS (Motions to the Presidential title) from me because of how much you're putting forth effort to train??

You were practically DOMINATED last week in that tag match with Kin and Jay-Jay Deville, regardless of the outcome.

And now you're gonna make some kinda "Rocky Balboa"-like change and take this title from me??

You really are a sad, sad, little man aren't you??

It's bad enough that you're already dillusional over the fact that you can turn a complete One-Eighty from when Jay-Jay Deville carried you to a victory in a TAG match, but your own manager just tried backing you up two promos in a row with THE SAME LAME LINE.

You should know better Bobby, you've watched enough tape to know that it's not what you THINK you're going to do, but what you're ACTUALLY going to do.

Why?

Because it's a Reality Check that you just....won't like.

(Fadeout.)
 

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"Yeah...Its like that."

FADE IN...

(The scene opens in front of the CSWA Prime Time banner/backdrop as "What Goes Around, Comes Around" Bobby Karma is standing in front of it along side his manager "Light As A Feather" Freddie Meriweather close by. Bobby is wearing his ring attire and a nylon hoodie with it pulled over his head and sunglasses on his face. Freddie has a microphone in his hand and holds it in front of Bobby. He flings off his hood from his head as he prepares to speak.)

Bobby Karma: Work ethic? I think that I might know a little bit about that. My idol growing up in Rome Georgia was all about work ethic. He never won any real major titles but he was a legend in his own right and I believe that had it not been for a career ending neck injury he would be wrestling in this business today. It is because of people like him that has driven me to strive for the ultimate perfection in this business today, but at the same time I strive to forge my own destiny and legacy. That's what got me to the big stage known as the CSWA, but where do I go from here.

Cameron Cruise, you keep throwing in my past what happened last week. Hell I know that you'll do anything to make yourself sound like a truly credible champion. Drawing heat and showing that your title reign isn't like some time of transition before someone better comes along. You keep thinking that everything is gonna repeat itself but do you see me looking back? HELL NO B****! I haven't looked back once. I'm not dwelling on it like you. If its one thing that I have learned is that Karma and Destiny is all about looking forward toward the future and what I will become. So the true $100,000 question is, will I pull off the single greatest one-eighty after last week and come back to win your coveted and prized CSWA Presidential Championship? And I answer....

YES...

WHAT KIND OF A STUPID F(FCC Beep)king question is that?

That's not disillusion. That's not grander. That goes beyond reality. That is simply one thing...

DESTINY.

And your looking at the very EPITOME of that...

Concrete...

Absolute...

Inevitable...

Truth that will come to pass after the Prime Time dust has finally settled and all is in the history books reads one thing for I can see it now. Freddie, back me up.

Freddie Meriweather: EXTRA, EXTRA. Read all about. Corral around the water cooler. Write up your blogs. Speak for the CINDERELLA MAN just beat The CSWA PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION in biggest upset in pro wrestling history. Stealing the show and shocking the world. The Mississippi runs backwards. Up becomes down. Down becomes up. S(FCC Beep)t turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbet. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria, and its all because of...(Points to Bobby Karma with his two thumbs)...THIS GUY! Back to you Bobby.

(Bobby Karma removes his sunglasses and stares directly ahead into the camera with hi deep, ice cold, blue eyes.)

Bobby: I respect you for you've done in this business but if you think that I'm gonna just let this week's title match be a complete repeat of what happened last week in Chapel Hill then you got another thing coming. I'll be damned if I allow myself to remain green and to get showed up for a second week. I will not allow this opportunity to slip through my fingers. Maybe I got by the skin of m teeth, but make no mistake about it Cruise. I will NOT be shown up twice in one month. Not by you, or from anybody. Living legend or curtain jerkin jobber...

And all this is not what I think that I'm gonna do...

WHAT I SAY HERE AND NOW IS FORESHADOWING FOR EXACTLY WHAT I AM GONNA DO THIS WEEK ON PRIME TIME...

If anything, speak for yourself. Just because you rip and trash me is no guaranDAMNtee that your gonna beat me this week. Just because you keep uttering your signature catch phrase at the end of every promo doesn't mean your all about reality checks. What the hell do you know about reality anyway? In the time that I've trained and scouted you, I've learned a great deal about you, but you have yet to learn anything about me. Be afraid and don't take me for granted or lightly because I'll make you pay. I maybe little but this little man is gonna run right through you like a freight train and in the the end he is gonna take your CSWA Presidential Title and laugh all the way to the bank.

I'm Bobby Karma and this is my Bible, I'm stickin to it...

Learn it...

Know it...

REMEMBER IT...

(The scene slowly fades out.)
 
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Re: "Yeah...Its like that."

"Hang on a second....Bobby."

(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of the same CSWA Primetime backdrop. Dressed in blue jeans and a white CSWA Primetime T-shirt and blue Anarchy Shades. A glint of light flashes across his shades and then across the CSWA Presidential title resting over Cruise's shoulder.)

CRUISE: Your idol growing up was a guy who busted his ass but never got rewarded for his efforts and had to quit because he hurt his neck??

So you're saying you pretty much idolized a quitter growing up?? Sounds pretty inspiring to me, Bobby, so much that it really leaves little to be desired.

In fact, that pretty much explains why you had gotten the Finesse factor of a Drunk with The Shakes last week for that tag match.

You're 'bout as floppy-looking as Kermit the Frog, and lord knows I've no patience to deal with that kinda child's play.

I keep throwing in your past Bobby simply BECAUSE nobody knows who you are.

You're pretty much a virtual unknown, which normally would make someone abit dangerous, but as we all know...

That's not really true with you anymore, now is it Bobby?

You claim that you've not looked back on the past, but at the same time, you've also claimed that you've done just about everything there is and then some to prepare for me at PEE-TEE in Birmingham.

Now...if memory serves....researching an opponent and studying his moves...wouldn't that mean that you'd have to go over the past match that you LOST, and figure out the points that could've gone different?

I WOULD LIKE TO THINK SO!!!

So, no Bobby, I DON'T have to be afraid of you, because I've seen what you can do in the ring and thus far as I've stated before....I'm not impressed.

But do yourself a favor and don't make this personal Bobby, because I really hate to interrupt my schedule to teach you a lesson.

Calling me a ***** and saying that you're gonna make a "Rocky-life" comeback to take my title from me is not only about as rediculous a claim as it is that the Miami Dolphin's overall record last year; BECAUSE of how you performed in Chapel Hill.

It's good that you've been able to learn alot about me, especially first hand at Chapel Hill...but you haven't learned enough to beat me, not then at Chapel Hill, not now at Birmingham, and not when we meet at Fish Fund for the mandatory rematch.

It's about getting the job done, Bobby, and I'm a stickler for proving it time in and time out. So don't bother about the 'hundred-grand' for the answer to your question, Karma.

I've been around and marketed more than Martha Stewart at the Super Market on a good day, I can GIVE YOU the money and still be lucrative, not because I'm all about money and profit, not at all; it's because I'm about succeeding at what I do.

WRESTLING.

And I plan on proving it again at Birmingham, BECAUSE of the fact that it's a Reality Check...that you just...won't like.

(Fadeout.)
 

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