Both sharks wish they had the fame and talent I possess. The only thing they had going for them was how close they were to Katy Perry... you see the juggs on that one? Fuck man. Nothing I'd like better to do than throw some snow in her breasts and motor-boat the shit out of her.
Oh, and a big fuck you to Amber Ryan. Cunt.
So you mean survival of the fittest? You mean natural selection? Charles Darwin explained some species can't exist because there are bigger threats at the top of the food chain. I'm at the top of the food chain, Amber. His theory doesn't work on me... it's like having a rat try to take out a lion... it isn't happening, RIGHT, AMBER?