I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!
"Happy LSD Man?
"Really?"
Fade-in: "The Queen of the Ring" Lindsay Troy, standing in front of an exposed brick wall that has a PRIME banner strung across it. Around her waist is the PRIME Universal Title and on her face is, naturally, a smirk.
"I don't know what gutter Chapel was looking in to pull out the love child of Nova and Felix Red, but since the guy's from Philly I'm sure he didn't have to look too hard. And before anyone starts thinking that I'm going to launch into a Bull Burr-esque rant, or give the ol' 'I don't know who you pissed off to be squared off with me' line, let me just say that I don't need to state the obvious here.
"Everyone knows that you're my Easy button this week. I don't need to go into a big song and dance about who I am, what I've done and any of that other nonsense. If you've got a pulse and are a mouth breather, chances are you've already got a clue, even if it's been warped through the power of hallucinogenic properties.
"The long walk to glory isn't easy, but damn if you're not making it just a little more tolerable.
"I take my leave of you now, Happy LSD Man, as I know you'll be far too busy seeing flying spaceships manned by erasers and fueled by Sunny D to give a flip what I've said. But for the rest of you out there, consider the following a parting gift, straight from me to you."
"Queenie's come to play.
"And I'm playing for keeps."
Fade...
