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MAIN EVENT: New ERA Championship - Entertainment v Hart (c)

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All RP for the main event match between MR. ENTERTAINMENT and PRO WRESTLING's SJH (c) at Cyberstrike should be done in this thread. Any RP posted outside of the thread will not count.

* This match is for the New ERA Championship.


The RP deadline is 11:59pm PST on FRIDAY, April 8th, 2011. Angles should be sent to neweraofwrestling@gmail.com ..
 

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A Model New ERA

* Mr. Entertainment RP for C06.


(((FADE IN to a miniature wrestling ring. Around the outside of the ring we can see little figurines that vaguely resemble the New ERA locker room from Cyberstrike 01 up to Battlebrawl 3; a keen eye can spot Stacey Jones on her back, The Druid in the middle of a flaming pentagram, Chaos hurling Michael Montgomery into Cameron Cruise, and Jason Payne and Adrian Willard sitting around doing not a lot. In the middle of the ring are three more figures – one in a striped shirt, one that vaguely resembles Shawn Hart (although incredibly overweight with a huge muffin top) lain prone, and one that looks like an Entertainment GOD – Mr Entertainment – with his foot on the chest of the overweight figure. We ZOOM OUT and see the real Mr Entertainment standing over the figurines, holding the Battlebrawl trophy)))

ME: Now ain’t this just a pretty lil’ picture? ME

Mister Entertainment

Standing tall over all o’ New ERA, Season One! An’ just think, a couple o’ months back… this little fella here, Cameron Cruise, said he was gonna walk all over Mr Entertainment. This guy, Fanatic, said he was the future o’ New ERA, the future o’ the Tact Legacy. An’ The Wrestling Bieber claimed he cared abou’ someone other than himself.

Proven wrong, proven wrong, proven… wrong.

Not only did I beat Cameron Cruise – no feat at all.

Not only did I beat Fanatic by the skin o’ the cat – no feat at all.

But I also guessed, an’ let him prove himself, tha’ the Wrestling Bieber only cares abou’ one thing. Gold.

Not the people. Not his friends. Not even my New ERA. Only gold. But he couldn’t even hold onta tha’, could he? Because havin’ beaten the hell outta an injured man, when the fight was fair, the auto tune turned off – he lost the belt. Ta a fat, overweight, muffin-topped LOSER.

But tha’ was sooo last season. Now, Cyberstrike oh-six, New ERA begins season two, an’ what a line up! Some curtain jerkers, curtain jerkers, Cameron Cruise gettin’ destroyed by Chaos, curtain jerkers… an’ ME

Mister Entertainment

Tryin’ ta decide what ta wear ta my coronation as New ERA champion.

Yeah, yeah. I know what I said. Tha’ I was gonna announce in advance when I took my first title match. But ya know wha’? Marcus realised tha’ the ratin’s with the Wrestling Bieber an’ Shawn Hart were so far below what they were fer the rest o’ the show, tha’ he had ta put ME

Mister Entertainment

In the main event o’ the season two opener. He knows tha’ only I, Mister Entertainment, can build upon the foundation I laid down last season. He knows that only I, Mister Entertainment, have the style, the credibility, an’ the knowledge o’ what makes fer great ENTERTAINMENT ta take this company, carry it on his shoulders, an’ supplant every… other… company… in history.

What, ya think ya’ll can manage it, Shawn? With yer tired ol’ routine tha’ was stale when Friends was showing? A routine tha’s gotten older… saggier… an’ dumber with each passing year?

No, Shawn. This is a New ERA. MY New ERA. An’ while I wanted ta build the tension o’ when I was gonna become champ, it looks ta ME

Mister Entertainment

Tha’ if I don’t want my hard work from last season ta be wasted, I gotta take the belt from you. Because with you as New ERA champion, I worry. I worry tha’ yer gonna lose yer smile. Yer gonna get hurt. Yer gonna wuss out an’ disgrace the fans, the people who pay good money ta see ME

Mister Entertainment

Show after show after show.

You did well last season. Ya came back, built some drama, an’ won back the belt. But now, season two? You have no place in my New ERA. An’ at Cyberstrike, I’m gonna do the right thing, take the New ERA championship, an’ build New ERA inta the edifice ta stand eternity.

Something you will never, ever, be able ta do.

(((FADE OUT)))
 

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Sculpting a New ERA

* Mr. Entertainment RP#2 for C06.


(((FADE IN to a statue of Mr Entertainment being sculpted. The statue shows the Oregon native in his ring attire with a leather jacket slung over his shoulder, the New ERA championship around his waist, and his left hand outstretched toward the future.

ZOOMING OUT we see the real Mr Entertainment leaning back against the wall as the sculptor goes about his work. The New ERA star is joined by Sam Baxter, interviewer to the stars)))


SB: Already getting a statue made? Isn’t that premature?

ME: Not at all, Sammy-boy. Cyberstrike Seven needs a fittin’ monument ta the New ERA Champion, an’ what better monument than the champs likeness carved in marble?

SB: I guess, but you’re not the champion.

ME: Not yet.

SB: And you might not be. Shawn’s no pushover.

ME: Who?

SB: Shawn Hart. New ERA champion.

ME: Shawn who?

SB: Hart.

ME: Oh! That guy! Mister, I’m hurt, I’m giving up the belt. Mister I’m too big an’ important ta thank the fans fer their support after winnin’ back the belt. That Shawn Hart?

SB: Yeah.

ME: He’s the champ in name only, Sammy-boy. Does he act like a champ? No. Have you heard from him since Battlebrawl? No. Has anyone seen him since he got back to his hotel room an’ put up a “Do Not Disturb” sign tha’ looked like it had a picture of a man screwing a turkey on it? No.

SB: Wait, what? I didn’t see that.

ME: What were ya doin’ standin’ outside Shawn Hart’s room?

SB: I… what… wait…

ME: I knew I should’ve gotten Jennifer in fer this.

SB: erm

ME: Listen, Sammy. Hand over the mic… that’s good. Good Sammy-boy. Now – go open that door. Go on, I’ll wait.

(((Baxter, rather confused, walks over to the door indicated. He turns and gets a nod from Mr Entertainment. There’s a quick knock on the door, and Sam opens it to reveal a New ERA camera man and Jennifer Harding, interviewer and sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.

SPLIT SCREEN as we get footage from both cameras, showing different shots. One is over Sam Baxter’s shoulder, the other over Jennifer’s, with Mr Entertainment stood in the middle)))


SB: What the

JH: Sam?! What’re you doing here? This was my interview!

SB: Your interview?! What’re you doing here? I was the one Mr Entertainment asked for

ME: That’s New ERA Champion, Mister Entertainment.

SB: I was the one New ERA Champion Mister Entertainment asked for!

JH: No, I was the one… I could’ve sworn that he called me about last night to set this up.

SB: But the office

ME: Ladies, ladies, Jennifer – let ME

Mister Entertainment

Champion of my New ERA interject and settle this. Sam, ask a question. Go on.

SB: What?

ME: I’m gonna beat Shawn Hart, obviously. Don’t ask dumb questions.

SB: But I

ME: (((interrupting))) Jen! Ask a question!

JH: What’s going on here?

ME: You’re trying ta conduct a professional interview with the real New ERA Champion, the Battlebrawl Champion, an’ the greatest entertainer on the PLANET! Sam, your turn.

SB: What

ME: (((interrupting))) You’ve asked tha’! Jen, final chance, ask away.

JH: (((confused, but starting to notice a pattern))) Mister Entertainment, you’ve said that the New ERA championship is wasted on Shawn Hart. Why do you think that?

ME: Good question. First, Sam, yer out! Camera guy can stay, but you, get outta here!

SB: What’s just happened?!

JH: You’ve been replaced, I think. Maybe next time you won’t steal my interviews!

SB: But I

ME: He ain’t gettin’ the hint. Switch ta one screen

(((The camera shifts to a single shot, just as Mr Entertainment launches a superkick at Baxter! The interviewer freezes as the kick stops just short, Mr Entertainment laughing)))

ME: Ya didn’t honestly think I’d hit ya, did ya, Sammy-boy? Now, get outta here an’ let Jennifer do her job.

SB: But

ME: Now, thank you.

(((Dejected, Sam leaves through the open door. Jennifer watches him go, before quickly turning and glaring at Mr Entertainment)))

ME: I know, I know. Overkill. But come on, you know yer the only interviewer fer ME

Mister Entertainment

The New ERA champion.

JH: Just don’t try to kick me, please.

ME: I need interviewers in my New ERA, don’t I? An’ yer such a pretty thing, it’s a pity you ain’t sittin’ out there next ta Natalie, ya know.

JH: Aw, you’re sweet. Ok, so where do you want to do this?

ME: That’s a bit forward!

JH: Oh gosh, I mean the interview! Sorry, sorry

ME: HA! I know what ya meant. I’m messin’ with ya. Yer kinda cute when ya blush.

JH: Oh… thank you

ME: Now, back to the interview.

JH: Hm? Oh! Right, sorry. Why do you call yourself the New ERA champion even though you haven’t won the belt yet?

ME: That’s simple, Jen. Because ya don’t need the belt ta be a true champion. Shawn’s only called the New ERA champion because he’s got the belt, an’ withou’ the belt he’s nothing. ME?

Mister Entertainment?

I am New ERA. I carry New ERA on my shoulders each time I step in front of a New ERA fan. I am the reason people tune in, I am the reason Battlebrawl was so successful, I’m the guy who gets folks talkin’. Not Shawn. ME.

Mister Entertainment.

So he can prance around with my New ERA championship, that doesn’t make him the true champ. Just a pretender ta the throne.

JH: But he is now a 3 time New ERA champion. Doesn’t that count for something?

ME: It counts as part o’ New ERA history, yeah. But that’s all. History. Not New ERA as it is now, not New ERA as the edifice it’s gonna become.

JH: So you’re saying you’re going to end Shawn Hart?

ME: If that’s what it takes, yeah. Sometimes you’ve gotta take the head off a flower so the plant survives an’ grows bigger an’ stronger. I’m kinda like a gardener in this match. I’m more than happy ta prune Hart so New ERA can grow stronger than ever.

JH: Ok. So, I know you’re planning on becoming New ERA champion, but I do have to ask, what if something goes wrong?

ME: What do ya mean?

JH: What if Shawn Hart manages to beat you? You know things can happen, I’m not saying it will but just in case, what’s your plan?

ME: Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer… let ME

Mister Entertainment

Ask ya something. How many matches did I win in a row last season?

JH: Three.

ME: An’ who won the Battlebrawl match?

JH: You did.

ME: And what was the prize fer doin’ either of them?

JH: A banked… oh! So you won Battlebrawl to be on the safe side?

ME: Now yer catchin’ on! See, I have it all figured out. On the chance tha’ Shawn cons someone inta interferin’, or the referee gets squashed by Hart’s muffin top an’ the match ends in cookie-dough, I can come back in a couple o’ weeks with a proper build up. Not just bein’ thrown out there ta save Marcus’ embarrassment.

JH: Wow… that’s some plan.

ME: But I don’t need it. No. Because at Cyberstrike I’m gonna do what the Wrestling Bieber couldn’t do. I’m gonna go out there, face Shawn Hart man ta man (which the Wrestling Bieber can’t do anyway), an’ walk away with the belt. I’m going inta this match the true champion of my New ERA, an’ walk out as New ERA champion.

And at Cyberstrike Seven, this here statue is gonna be presented to the WORLD, as the greatest wrestler an’ entertainer in history takes his place upon the throne in the edifice only I can build.

JH: Well, good luck! I can’t wait to see this statue finished.

ME: Ya won’t have ta wait long, don’t you worry. Because unlike Shawn, who’s nowhere ta be found, I know what New ERA is all about. It’s about the future. It’s about the fans. It’s about keeping beautiful women like you in work an’ outta the kitchen. And it’s about ME

Mister Entertainment.

Hopefully… I’ll see you, Shawn, at Cyberstrike.

(((FADE OUT)))
 

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The Champ Retorts!

* Shawn Hart RP for C06.


FADE IN:

Le Chateau du Hart, Orlando - the 11th hour.

Standing proudly at the center of his trophy is the man himself, freshly re-crowned KING of New Era and its Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Jessica Hart, PhD. Beaming with an epic grin befitting the multitude of accomplishments that are represented in the room, SJH can barely muster out the words as he attempts to speak through those gleaming, pearly white.


SJH: "It's somethin' ain't it?"

He shakes his head, as if in disbelief.

SJH: "You'll often hear people talkin' about how the whole of something is greater than the sum of its parts, but godd(FCC)mn if the sum of THESE parts ain't downright IMPOSING!"

He waves one hand over his Legacy title belt, then touches his A1E Pier Six Brawl and ACW En d Game trophies in succession, before returning his gaze to the camera.

SJH: "Hell, say what you will.... you cannot DENY, Mr. E, the fact that it impresses...NAY, INTIMIDATES the hell out of you!! Sure, you've come in, as expected, all full'a false hope and faux CHUTZPAH, but the EYES are the window to the soul, my friend... and YO EYES iz goin' ringy-dingy-DINGY!"

He chuckles as he simulates the googly-eye effect.

SJH: "Don't get me wrong, nnnnnnnnndaddio... cuz I TOTALLY get it! Heh, what's that they told us all back in 'rasslin school? Fake it 'til you make it?"

Dramatic pause.... inappropriately timed though it may be.

SJH: "That's the one, and YOU SIR have followed that advice like Moses himself brought it down the mountain on a couple'a tablets. No shame in that, especially when you're talkin' 'bout that bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, newbtastic greenhorn fresh off his 6 week training course with whichever fifty-something has-been happened to be close by and within his price range. The problem where you're concerned, Mr. E, is the fact that you've been fakin' it for damned near a decade... and you STILL haven't made it!"

SJH smirks.

SJH: "I mean, in our personal series alone, I've beaten you more times than my whiskey-riddled brain could POSSIBLY remember, and when we have our l'il bout this time around, not a godd(FCC)mned thing is gonna change! Because like the case has always been when we've gone toe to toe, you're nothin' but a speed bump on the super-highway that is my ever-ascending career.

Despite your BEST EFFORTS, you're always a day late and a dollar short, a footnote to whatever more important story I happen to be playing a part in. HELL, I just went through a hellish nightmare filled with betrayal, personal injury, and comin' back from behind the eight ball to become this place's first multi-time champion, something you've never had to do. And while you're sittin' there with New Era on your shoulders or up your ass or whatever the hell it was you were trying to say, I'm continuing to hold and fight for said championship; a championship that's probably spent more time 'roud this sinuous, child-bearing waist than every other JACKHOLE to hold it combined!"

He licks his lips in a manner most salivatory.

SJH: "Don't get me wrong, I know you're a dangerous cat... and despite your obvious inferiority, I'm doin' everything I can to ensure that fate, happenstance, bad luck, backstabbing douchebags, and/or any other of a myriad of cruel turns don't have a chance to factor into this fight. So while you're over there on your high horse, DARING to ask where I've been... why I haven't commented, I want you to know that the reason I haven't is because I've been working my ass off to KICK yours!

Sure, it's all good fun to come out and give a few sound bites for the fans, maybe make 'em giggle with a goofy sketch or two... you've done it well. I've done it better. But the BIG difference between us, Mr. E, is that I compliment the tomfoolery, the JIGGY FRESHNESS, with an in-ring barrage so brutal, so BARBARIC, that five minutes between the ropes with yours truly, the Prime Minister of Gettin' Sinister, is five months off your life expectancy. While you're nothin' more than a song n' dance man.

Call it a mockery, call it an OUTRAGE, my magic 8-ball calls it the truth! And the TRUTH of the matter here is that despite your hard work, and despite that New Era banner you claim to be wavin', at the end of the day, this place will go the same direction it always has...

Where *I* take it."

Grin.

SJH; "But don't you worry your pretty l'il head, kiddo. Cuz while I'm over here, still MAKIN' IT, no one gives a good god d(FCC)mn if you keep on fakin' it. Heck, it makes them feel better about their own failures.

So you just knock yourself out with it. And then, in the ring, I'll have my go.

PELVIS has left the building!"

FADE OUT.
 

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