:::::Once again, the sign of disease strikes, but to a new view. Jay Smash himself in a chair, curled up and looking down as the only sound coming from him is like that of a little boy crying. Jay Smash slowly raises his head up from his lap with an awkward look on his face and blue tears painted over his cheek. Smash looks back down, still with the awkward look on his face then back up to spit at the camera. He saliva begins to flow down the lens as Smash moves closer and begins to speak.:::::
Jay Smash: SPOILER! Why would I wish I took it back bud!?! I told you to stop being a b*tch and you don’t listen, so why should I listen to you? Oh yeah, cause you’re a Force of Nature and a legend where ever you go and I must pray to the gods above that you don’t beat me down and I think your elbow pads are black but I could be wrong, you could have just told me you ignorant piece of garbage. Perhaps this is not a wrestling match but a battle of the ego. After all, you believe in the sh*t you say about how great you are, and I call myself The Disease and the God on No Hope. So, Spoiler… at this point, I’m just gonna say this… This.
:::::Jay Smash smacks himself in the face then slaps himself in the back of the head, laughing to himself as he points to the camera. The laughter fades quickly as he stares deep into the camera once again just after spitting at the lens one more time.:::::
Jay Smash: Sorry I have a lot of phlegm; it happens. I’m glad you have such high hopes for winning this match… sorry again, I meant “dominate”. By the by, you’re an idiot and I hate you… just something I had to say before I continued on my path of feeding your utterances back to you. You really didn’t have to force yourself to do that. I mean, it sounded really painful for you… then again that could have been the dump your were trying to take. You’re right Spoiler, I blame myself for everything I say… I’ve blamed myself in the past when I talked trash and kicked some ass, and I blame myself now for laughing at your pathetic, useless comments.
:::::As the words continue to flow out of Smash like a man that hasn’t urinated in hours, finally running to the bathroom and pulling his pants down at the sink because the stalls are taken, he grabs a rag and wipes the spit off the camera so he can be seen better.:::::
Jay Smash: Spoiler, in what way must I explain how much I can not wait to see you? I’ve said this, I’m sure I have, but I really can’t wait to see you man! I can’t wait for you to take me to hell with you. Trust me Spoiler, I’ve seen it, you’re not the only one. It’s one of those things that people say is unexplainable, but it is actually quite simple to explain if you’ve really been there. So spoiler, if hell is where you wanna go, then join me… we can go dance with the devil. And really, Fall count anywhere, so be my guest, in the ring or in hell itself go ahead and try… TRY and take me down and take me out. EUWC is not going down without a fight. You will remember me, and you will know the name just like the rest of the world does… Satan has my number, you can look it up if you want… I’m listed. And don’t ever… forget what I want… I make sure I get it… I’m no rich boy driving around looking for a best piece of ass… In that ring, I know how to get what I watch b*tch.
:::::Smash slams his hands on the sides of the camera and drags it closer, till only his eyes are seen glazed over with evil intentions. Smash stares deep trough the camera, staring straight at Spoiler from the other side as he once again concludes his ever so crazy comments.:::::
Jay Smash: There are many things I look forward to… Things I was not expecting to look forward to in this life… but now, Spoiler, you cracking a bone of mine, shedding my blood from my body, and making me scream inside and outside of the ring… those are some things I can’t wait for. I am still looking forward to it. Bring that mask, bring those elbow pads, and bring that ego… Because as soon as we meet face to face, It’s going to be a blood bath. Of course after the beatings are over I’m just gonna go, “leggo of my ego” and b*tch slap you… most likely give you the taste of vitamin jay, spread the disease upon you, and make sure it’s clear that you and MBE have been struck by the Disease… Thank you once again for your time… Spoiler, a pleasure like always, and I’ll f*ck you up when I see ya.
:::::Smash smiles and pushes the camera to the ground before walking away.:::::